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Romance › Re: Man Pranks His Girlfriend Before Giving Her A Surprise Marriage Proposal by matrix199(m):
I guess love is blind, otherwise her hair colour is a 'red flag'.
Crime › Re: 54-year-old Man Arrested For Allegedly Killing And Dismembering 71-year-old Woma by matrix199(m): 3:00pm On Jul 12, 2022
The same fate should be meted on him. The law should have him dismembered as well.
Crime › Re: Lagos: Robbers Push Lady From Car, Suspect Dies After Police Chase by matrix199(m): 2:58pm On Jul 12, 2022
[quote author= post=114662323]See More Photos Via www.. Com[/quote]One of these days, you are going to report your own bad news with the way you love bad news.


Well this news good small.
Crime › Re: Lagos: Robbers Push Lady From Car, Suspect Dies After Police Chase by matrix199(m): 2:54pm On Jul 12, 2022
This is great news!


More shortage of breath to all robbers, bandits and terrorists.
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz Marriage Crashes. Actress Asks JJC To Leave House by matrix199(m): 9:10am On Jun 30, 2022
Hmm
Romance › Re: 50k Giveaway....tell Me The Song I'm Playing Or The Musicians Name by matrix199(m): 6:40am On Jun 28, 2022
KiNg0G:
I drop a line of the song..

you quote me within minutes to tell me the musician name or the song name.


and win...10k






5 winner's.




you can try to win it all not my concern... instead it shows me your equally a fan of music like me.



they are all popular songs old and new.

foreign and local.

I'm a fan of all genres



are we ready.



It ends 8am.
Why not use that money to produce Peter Obi's presidential flyers, banners and get thousands, if not millions to be obedient?


You can only touch five lives with 50k giveaway. But you would touch much more than that when you sensitize the youth on the need to get their PVC and vote Obidiently.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Rockets Fall Near US Embassy In Baghdad Injuring Five As World War 3 Fears Mount by matrix199(m): 9:28pm On Jun 21, 2022
ken6488:
Russia has more faster ICBM
And you think America doesn't have it?




Well, America has bases closer to Russia. Before Russia can hit Mainland America, the missile is more likely intercepted.
Crime › Re: Elephant Kills Indian Woman And Returns To Her Funeral To Attack Her Corpse by matrix199(m): 10:36am On Jun 20, 2022
Sleekfingers:
You forgot to mention " Crow" those birds don't forget too.....
Jesus! How did I miss Crow and raven? Lord have mercy! These birds are very crazy! A man scared off a Raven when it was younger. After 3yrs, the raven saw the man and flew off. The raven got other memnbers of her gang to always stalk the man. The day the man died, they all flew round his funeral site squeaking in jubilation.
Crime › Re: Elephant Kills Indian Woman And Returns To Her Funeral To Attack Her Corpse by matrix199(m):
There are two animals you don't want to f**k with, the elephant and the tiger. These two creatures can hold grudges for years.

There was a case of an elephant attack in Congo. A poacher with his accomplice was after a particular bull elephant wanting to kill it after failing to do so previously. The poacher didn't know the bull elephant saw him from afar. The elephant charged at him. Before he could shoot his rifle the elephant trampled him to death.


That late woman must have shuued away a smaller elephant trying to drink water from the river. The herd must have seen her shuu away the young elephant thus the mother elephant lunged at her killing her instantly.

Aome tribes in Indian openly cremate the dead. The body was not in a coffin. The herd of elephants with keen sight must have sighted her corpse and thought to give her a last beaten.



Mind how you shuu away or throw objects at animals. Some animals hold grudges and would attack you when they get the chance.



The tiger, the bear, and the elephant are wild animals that hold grudges.


Modified:.
Sleekfingers:
You forgot to mention " Crow" those birds don't forget too.....
Jesus! How did I miss Crow and raven? Lord have mercy! These birds are very crazy! A man scared off a Raven when it was younger. After 3yrs, the raven saw the man and flew off. The raven got other memnbers of her gang to always stalk the man. The day the man died, they all flew round his funeral site squeaking in jubilation.
Health › Re: Help! Why Doesn't Sugar Attract Ants Any More by matrix199(m): 10:58pm On Jun 19, 2022
Lol
Romance › Re: Bride Leaves Cake, Feeds Her Husband With Fufu On Their Wedding Day In Rivers by matrix199(m):
She knows what excess sugar can cause in a man. She fed him 6-to-6 energy booster that will make him kerewa till day break.
Christianity Etc › Re: Protest Erupt At Fada Mbaka’s Adoration Ministry In Enugu (VIDEO) by matrix199(m): 1:52pm On Jun 19, 2022
Bunch of idiots
Crime › Re: Body Of A Girl Found Floating In Katsina River (Graphic Photos) by matrix199(m):
Jeez! You seem to enjoy bad news reportage.

Well your bad news blogging days are numbered because good news is on its way. Peter 'the Rock' Obi is coming to assume office of the President of Nigeria.


Rip to the young girl. Eternal rest!
Romance › Re: I Can't Sleep... I Brought This Curse Upon Myself. by matrix199(m): 5:58am On Jun 19, 2022
Lol
Technology Market › Re: Hello everyone by matrix199(m): 5:25am On Jun 19, 2022
The fault is with the washing machine. The current regulator in the machine might have developed a problem. It doesn't regulate the current(likely high) the generator dispenses to it.



Or maybe the machine is holding grudge with the generator.
Romance › Re: Is There Any Girl That Can Still Stay With A Broke Guy ??? by matrix199(m): 7:12am On Jun 17, 2022
Yes there are!
Career › Re: I.Q TEST 2: Can You Figure Out The Right Answer? by matrix199(op): 2:42pm On Jun 16, 2022
gsegun43:
I don get am, wetin you go give me




grin
Goodie stuff
Career › Re: I.Q TEST 2: Can You Figure Out The Right Answer? by matrix199(op): 12:38pm On Jun 16, 2022
gsegun43:
WAWU







grin
Look at the picture closely and look beyond your sight
Career › Re: I.Q TEST 2: Can You Figure Out The Right Answer? by matrix199(op): 12:04pm On Jun 16, 2022
gsegun43:
Finally the answer is


42


Take it to the bank






grin
I'm sending my steward to bring it back to you . It's wrong!
Politics › Re: Is Peter Obi Stingy Or Being Prudent With Money? (video And Photos) by matrix199(m): 5:59am On Jun 16, 2022
Who takes that fake priest serious?!
Foreign Affairs › Re: World War III Has Been Declared – Pope Francis by matrix199(m): 7:14am On Jun 15, 2022
May God be with us.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Criminal Politicians Have Ruined Our Psych. by matrix199(m): 6:58am On Jun 15, 2022
Criminal politicians didn't ruin the psych of Nigerians. Poor education, ethnicity, religion and poverty did.
Career › Re: I.Q TEST 2: Can You Figure Out The Right Answer? by matrix199(op): 7:59pm On Jun 13, 2022
olakrim:
(6+4)*5=50
Wrong!
Family › Re: I've Been Served Breakfast by matrix199(m): 7:56am On Jun 13, 2022
Sweetooth:
E don cast, Las Las.. I've been served breakfast. Last night was a nightmare, I still have not been able to snap out of it. My eyes are swollen, I've not been able to eat or drink anything. The tears won't stop coming..
What happened?
Politics › Re: Atiku: Ohaneze Plans To Kidnaps Peter Obi by matrix199(m): 7:24am On Jun 13, 2022
Hmm
Pets › Re: This Little Bird Lost Its Way Into My Compound by matrix199(m): 6:58am On Jun 13, 2022
naturefellow:
ravens are not endemic to Nigeria
It seems you know little about birds. A good look at that bird's picture and you would see its dark coloration and thick beak, two clear signs its a Ravenling(a baby Raven).


I'm an ornithologist, and take it when I say that bird is a Raven.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Behind The Killings In Biafraland - Simon Ekpa by matrix199(m): 5:04am On Jun 13, 2022
Lol
Politics › Re: Labour Party Does Not Have Offices In 25 States Of The Federation - Bashir Ahmad by matrix199(m):
...but they are winning the hearts of sensible Nigerians across the country who desire true change. Besides, election is not about the number of offices you have, nor will elections be held in parties' offices.


Let a younger and healthier person lead the country out from this current penury she is. Nigeria can be great again with the right leader. Peter Obi it is!
Crime › Re: 11 Feared Dead As Suspected Herders Attack Igama Community, Benue State by matrix199(m): 4:49am On Jun 13, 2022
Tragic
Foreign Affairs › Re: NATO Chief Stoltenberg Says Turkey's Security Concerns Are Legitimate by matrix199(m): 3:43am On Jun 13, 2022
World Peace is all we want.




Save the nukes for aliens.

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