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Please I want to register a personal song as caller tune on my MTN so when people call me, they will hear the song.
How do I go about it?
How much is the cost monthly?
I need step by step on it.
Thanks

My mama!
My mum!!
My mother!!!
Any day, anywhere, anytime.
Wife na secondary; Mum na primary.
Who made the man before the existence of relationship with the wife?

My 2 cent.

AgreatMan:
this is not an IQ test neither is it a test of ur academic knowledge, it just a test daz organized to test ur level of stewpeedity. d moment u try and explain those scenarios, u hv just confirmed hw stewpeed u must be, it's lk drawing a car on a board n asking a student to push it.

I wonder what some employers take themselves for. Even if you r dangling a million naira per month job in my face n u ask me such, I'll try n control ma anger but I will surely subtly make u realize d lack of sense in ur question, to me, everything is not about money. But if am an experienced person, those questions automatically becomes an insult n u go hear am.

Bros, you don vex big time ooo!
Choi! We unemployed graduates don hear am

Eight.

Great story! Commended.
If I toast a lady, two things are involved.
If I love you from my heart of heart; I mean when there is this convinction you are the ONE, the longest time you can ever keep me waiting will be a month or two because I will just make it work(nature will smile on me when I have the right motif for you) one way or the other.
If I love you for loving sake, a 2-3 days is ok for you to give me your reply. YES, we make it real. NO, I delete you.
My perspective

I was searching for the song on google before I came across this thread and downloaded on www.360nobs.com.
I still need her full album though

It remains 100k to enter half of a million. Caucasian! So if na Tibetan mastiff or other sophisticated breeds, na 4 million and above you go sell am ooo.
Chai! All this over hyping of dog price! Daris god ooo

How much will you buy Dell inspiron?

ArcToyin:
what does he mean by 'original letter'.

I guess it is the original receipt.
Clarify this, @original poster.

This is what an ordinary common sense owner who want to hire a maid should know. Now that you have said it, I hope they will swift into action and not endanger their kids and family again.
My brother got one; she has one very funny skin disease. It was just God that helped them detect on time!

#ihatehousemaid

I will rather join my wife to do cover up for the job of the house maid.
Ladies of nowadays are now lazy and don't want to work out their own salvation except with the help of a house maid.
Shior!

@OP, post everything here joor!
Expantiate more on that etisalat deal.

I can't find the original letter. Can I still swap Dell inspiron?
I'm based in Ibadan

donhuko:
less than 2 weeks old ? how??

It was a typo error and has been corrected. Thanks for pointing out.
Still available peeps

Omo see 'paraing' and 'vexing'. This is a long thing for fresh graduates now. I feel you guys aggression. Chei! Things will get better for us; that I know for sure.
Dairis god ooo!

Let the law take its course. If the lawmakers have all the clear and vetted evidence against the governor, they should go ahead with the impeachment process.
Why are the Ekitians afraid?
Why are PDPians scared?
Last time I checked, Nigeria is still a lawful democratic country.

Funny indeed!
The moderators should do the needful by moving this thread to joke section.

More pics

Less than two months old, vaccinated, agile and friendly. Male and female.
Location is Ibadan

For those that read and digested the Etc well, he was only being objective here. Though it sounds biased but the truth remains that the CHANGE must reflect in the life of the COMMON MAN on the street!
The title should have been; "Our celebration of GMB victory will be completed until we see the CHANGE being effected in the life of the common man on the street"

SAI BABA!

I guessed as much, PDP is ready to use YDP against the successful of this election should they fail.
Bunch of touts and useless people!
They will fail in all ramification.
Just wait for SAI Baba to get the mantle, then you guys are in for a big time problem.

When do they want to start the third round oo?

Dem don start ooo!

So it begins! Post election violence. We will get it right one day; this I know!

Kylez:
it's pronounced: /ˈɡɪŋ·əm/




in some places /geng-gang/

Thank you jare!
If you are not good phonetically, you won't be able to pronounce the transcribed word above coorectly!

I'm patiently waiting for the final say from the INEC Chairman and not hearsay, blog say, national dailies say, social media say etc because I don't want an unconfirmed report to give me HBP. God forbid!
But to candid, blood dey rise small small here oo!
Make dem collate the votes from each state make person no how im go be jare!

Nigerians are good users of google, so we don't expect less form them.
#Nigeriadecides

4,5,9 and 10 on point. I live my life with no reserved apology or allegiance to anyone!

I don't believe it!
I don't wanna believe it!

This is not new thou, I passed through this, during undergraduate days in school too.
It's a true test of knowledge.