₦airaland Forum

martins18:
"HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN"
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.
2. On the day of operation , wear an oversized shirt.
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.at this time of the day the owners will be gone to work or be indoor. The chicken will be playing outside happily.
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let chicken walk freely at the centre(its more easy if you are in the village).
5. This is where you make the grand move.
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head. Qiuckly fOld the head into the feathers and put it inside Your oversized shirt.
7. Move as if nothing happened. . . . . . .
No
Looking back. . . .
Thank me later. . . .
How to steal a cow is next

# Dnt_hold_me

sexybbstar:
Welcome to Nigeria..... Don't be surprised if he's still a free man in 10 years time. Rev. King is still alive despite being accused as a murderer with Lotta evidences.

ionsman:
Please nobody should blast tonto...Whatever she wrote there is true. Churchill is a yahoo boy who was staying in Ghane before.I wonder how tonto ended up with him...

larrybee2017:
Your only problem is you think too much. If I may ask what makes you think Churchill was right and Tonto was wrong? Where you at the scene to tell us what this is all about? Did you see me justify tonto in my claim? You better control your thought life before it lands you into trouble. A man who has been married twice with the same outcome is not worth my pity, it shows he is irresponsible and needs to check himself. You can't make the same mistake twice mostly when it comes to marriage,except you were the reason the first one collapsed.
I support no one cause i use my reasoning right not just follow my emotions. I'm not the one to judge anybody but you need to take care of yours emotions too so that you won't be following the part of those who reason after the error. Marriage is not keyboard you don't just get their and start typing trash and forming big boy. Only a real man get marry,OK.

larrybee2017:
Do you know why I pity you? You are so small to send this curse to me. I'm very sure your parent never taught you or you are just so dumb to see things with your sense intact. Why do we have so many retard on nairaland or are u simply on drugs? What the curse for,that I don't belief the interview? I pity the unfortunate woman in whose womb your infected sperm grew. You must truly be sick.
I have the right to my opinion so do you. How do you even talk to your parent at home? Omo ale jatijati

larrybee2017:
And you belief all these nonsense writing in this interview SMH

Nma27:
Please spare us the charade. Nothing new here.

Moreoffaith:
God will surely help him regain his sight and put those fake pastors and Alfa into shame.

azimibraun:
Beautiful. Keep it on the Man. The woman and her kids are equally his victims of a useless husband and father. He wanted the good life first for himself before his family. He didn't do crime because of his family. They don't need that much to survive.

BuariCopyPaste:
He has suddenly turned a politician for seemingly siding with his people

Evablizin:
My Lord this is serious,
Endtime male/female.A good lesson to men that must sleep with any being under skirt and gown,see how dangerous sleeping around is.

davibid:
Because they want Nigeria to be controlled by Dangote economically

Sacluxpaint:
It is what we use in our office

Nma27:
Well, the deed is done. No need trying to incite ur husband against his brother cos women just love such. If I were in ur shoes I'll confidently walk to my wardrobe and pick a towel... Yea I'm that confident with my body.

pumacy:
Hmm, thanks for the tip. Is there a special way he would take it? What are the other techniques? Pls kindly let me know. Thanks

pumacy:
Hmm, thanks for the tip. Is there a special way he would take it? What are the other techniques? Pls kindly let me know. Thanks

ChopBellefull:
Daz hw precious lied to me dat she is studying in UNIBEN after 2 years i saw her and asked her abt service coz sha claimed she was in 300 level then. Only to tell ne dat, m sorry dear i lied to u i was in auchi poly. OMG! After buhari fear women

BlakKluKluxKlan:
Ewe ati Egbo sunko.
Eje Jesu nikan ni abo to daju.

meaning-

Failure of the protective powers of the dark kibgdom.
Only the blood of Jesus guarantees a sure insurance.

latsy:
Suleman's adultery didn't bring his downfall, neither did T.B. Joshua house of death brought his downfall. You tolerate every form of bad beviour from your god of men and even praise them , but if a mortal do something of a lesser consequence, you call for their head. SMH.

Jabioro:
Dino Melaye mess up.. the book was more than slap to Nigerians faces.. he should have seek for the service of proof readers, editors sequence and graphic illustrators..even though it is going to be the gathering of thieves ,the grammatical side could have been take of behind the cotton.....the book can't be found on common shelf ..is not even for common man I learned a copy is sold for #50.000 ..

VanNistelrooy24:
Your Lordship, ayam innocent.

VanNistelrooy24:
See the way this woman fresh like fresh fish.


Wike dey enjoy.