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AgentNairaland:
The boy called MaxInDHouse

The name that strikes without the use of force or weapons. May JEHOVAH be praised!

You can't miss clowns on Nairaland nah!

Janosky:
Who is this deluded 3 deities worshipper deceiving himself?

OK nah!

OLAADEGBU:
I have obviously annoyed you.

Aemmyjah:
Pls help me understand cos I'm drunk in laughter and tears
Uniform that cannot stop bullet will ward of spirits that want to revenge
Bwahahahahaha

At times churchgoers just choose to be clowns!

sonmvayina:
Jokes apart, what is the criteria for being in God's memory book?..

Please do tell..

For the highlighted i will TEACH you!

According to the Bible all humans are God's children but some proved to be worthy {Genesis 5:24; 6:9; 12:1} while many have alienated themselves from God {Deuteronomy 32:5} so God wanted to set standards that all faithful humans will follow to become His people through Abraham.

So what is the CRITERIA for being in God's memory book?

It's all about "integrity keepers" whether you're from Israel or not once you're a person that keeps integrity God's angel will report you to God, if you're keeping integrity among God's people your name will be kept as one of the RIGHTEOUS to be remembered during resurrection {Malachi 3:16 compare to Job 14:13-15} but if you're not then your name will be written as UNRIGHTEOUS not because you're evil but because the integrity you kept was for conscience not God's laws. Act 24:15

Only the wicked will not be remembered at all because God doesn't keep any account for evildoers! Psalms 9:17

Truvelisback:
Sleeping the forest is abit different because of the situation u find urself unlike sleeping in the mortuary where bodies are kept. The spirits can harm u or even kill u. 2ndly, the uniform wey dem give una wear, no be ordinary uniform. The uniforms has spiritual force behind them. That una khaki no be ordinary khaki.

Ọmọ you've been brainwashed completely!

Na we kill them and no be every time we dey wear uniform, so what stops them from coming to take revenge after we've killed them nah?

Aemmyjah:
Wow, so you used to be a soldier
Unbelievable!

My brother, that's why i'm so happy being one of Jehovah's Witnesses today preaching and teaching people how to save lives.

Perhaps he taught a soldier like me could be scared of the dead bodies of people i never had any issue with when i've matched on the bodies of those we killed ourselves laying ambush at night for the rest of them.

I just dey laugh as the guy dey take dead body dey threaten me, mek him go ask soldiers how we dey treat dead bodies during battles!

OLAADEGBU:
The scoffers scorn expectedly (2 Peter 3:3-7)

Come see Kumuyi slave!

Peter was talking about those who doubt our hope of a brighter future in God's Kingdom, OLAADEGBU is quoting Peter to back up footfall watchers as BORN AGAIN Christians.

Walahi talahi you're empty!

sonmvayina:
Ok..what is the criteria to be in God's memory book?

REINCARNATION!

Truvelisback:
I hate noisemaking. If u are sure abt ur beliee, go and spend the night in mortuary. Just go to any mortuary close to u. Tell the mortuary attendants that u want to spend the night there. If u come back alive or as a normal humanbeing, then i will believe u. It is not abt just quoting unnecessary scriptures to backup ur ignorance.

I am a soldier and during battles myself and my colleagues spent days in the forest where bodies of thousands of casualties lie unburied.
So the mortuary where they're neatly kept means nothing to me!

So i've know a lot about the dead before i embraced Christianity, even those we shot dead we still hang around their dead bodies waiting for their cohorts to show up so we can send them to their early graves.

Ọmọ na we kill them and na only gun dey our hands, perhaps they're scared of our guns shey?

Venom11:
Omg... And yu beliv I'm discussing with cos I think unwise people love money?
Arrg oluwa ooo

Naaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm telling you that it's unwise to love money!

They don't know why we're so bold to enter anywhere with confidence! Matthew 28:20

Aemmyjah:
Let's go together and you'll see who gets fearful
Know the truth and it will set you FREE
What is in the dead that you should fear? Dem de hold meetings?
Many people are even digging up their corpse to steal their suits and wristwatches and shoes and nothing happens to them. So?

Truvelisback:
Faith and Foolishness are two different thing. U can't because u are a Christian u then put God into test. If u think, ghosts are harmless as u have assumed, go and sleep in the for like 3 nights or enter and sleep in the mortuary where dead bodies are kept. No be to just dey come here dey make noise.

It's not about putting God to test but believing God's word!

The first human who ever lived on this planet was told:

But as for the tree of the knowledge of good and bad, you must not eat from it, for in the day you eat from it you will certainly die. Genesis 2:17

Then later:

For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing at all, nor do they have any more reward, because all memory of them is forgotten. Ecclesiastes 9:5

Ọmọ that's why Jesus' disciples (females) were going to the cemetery where Jesus' body was laid without fear of anything!

So when the Sabbath was over, Mary Magʹda·lene, Mary the mother of James, and Sa·loʹme bought spices in order to come and apply them to his body. Mark 16:1

Guy you no be Christian o!

OK your brothers here are attending LOCAL CHURCHES while you are attending international shey?
Ọmọ no forget sey oyinbo dey do gay and lesbian marriages o yet they claim they're BORN AGAIN!

OLAADEGBU:
Once they are born again they are true Christians and we know Jehovah wickedness (JWs) are not born again hence you fail to see the difference between local churches and the Church of Christ.

Don't worry other followers will check what you quoted even though you can't explain in your own words they know what it means in English!

OLAADEGBU:
The reason you quote references without the actual words is because your NWT does not say what the authorised version says, it twists or changes it. Type out what your NWT says about Philippians 3:18-19 and let's see what it says.

Truvelisback:
The can't harm us. I just dey laff. If e sure for u, go sleep for Cemetary for Night or enter Mortuary without doing the needful.

Chai see people claiming "CHRISTIANS"!

Ọmọ and this one will recite Psalms 23 1,000 times without taking note of the verse which says:

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil; for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Psalms 23:4

No wonder they always say JWs get jùjú!

That's exactly why i asked you if they are now TRUE Christians since you've been condemning many churches here on Nairaland and you're not even sure if the so called 18k embraced Catholicism which you've always malign on Nairaland!

OLAADEGBU:
True Christians would rejoice at the topic of this thread and for you to be crying foul shows that you are working for a different master.

You're completely uninformed Sir!

kissdabride:
LMAO
Watchtower using jw to make money & still denied jw publisher of making money
And still uninformed jw guy be shouting pastorpreneur
Monkey dey work babbon dey chop

OLAADEGBU:
Rather, alligators like this.

I liked and even shared post since that's what Kumuyi infused in your head! Luke 6:45

Keep what you know!

TenQ:
One of the units of the FRUIT of the Holy Spirit is certainly NOT ARROGANCE!
Have a nice day!

Just as a crocodile is better than messengers of Godly peace shey?
Ọmọ Kumuyi don finish you!

OLAADEGBU:
See the pot calling a kettle black. No wonder you are rightly called Mad Max. An atheist who still has his senses intact is far better than you. Do you know why your brother in crime always types in bold?

You've not answered the question!

Is it the same God that created your forefather who worshiped idols before the white man brought the Bible?
Is your forefather still living somewhere after stepping out of his lifeless body?
If YES is your answer to the above then what makes Abraham, Isaac and Jacob special than your ancestor who also died and stepped out of his lifeless body just like Abraham, Isaac and Jacob?

I won't teach you what Jesus meant there unless you humbly request a Bible study but if you're OK with what you think you know then let the matter rest. But know that Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are descendants of Adam {Romans 5:2} they're not worthy of God's glory {Romans 3:23} so just like all other descendants of Adam they are DEAD awaiting resurrection in their graves.

As for why God keeps calling Himself the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob i will not teach you unless you humbly request a Bible study from us: JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!

TenQ:
I even repeated the answer in my last post to you. Here is it again in COLOUR BLUE.


Lets keep this a respectful conversation. I answered your questions, NOW, please answer my three questions before posting another question: except its supposed to be a monologue.

AGAIN:
I said (in answering your question): Yahweh is the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. This is a true statement even in physical death!


You did not answer my THREE Questions:
1. God was speaking to MOSES about Abraham, Isaac and Jacob!
2. Jesus said: God is NOT the God of the Dead but of the Living.

I said:
I know of the Book of Life!
Where did you get the Term "God's Memory Book" in the Bible?

Is God's memory book the book of the DEAD?

Jesus Expressly said:
Mark 12:26-27
26But concerning the dead rising, have you not read about the burning bush in the Book of Moses, how God told him, ‘I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’? 27He is not the God of the dead, but of the living. You are badly mistaken!”

If they were DEAD and LIFELESS, why did Jesus say:
27He is not the God of the dead, but of the living. You are badly mistaken!

My Questions are highlighted in YELLOW

OLAADEGBU:
Nah! I have since learnt that I should never attempt to teach a pig to sing because it not only wastes my time but it also annoys the pig. You are called Mad Max for a reason.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaa, you're empty upstairs!
As for the tag "MAD" it's not due to my outfit but my faith and the same thing was said about a young first century Jewish carpenter {John 10:20} so it's OK! Matthew 10:25

So in what way is Abraham Isaac and Jacob special out of all dead people in the past?

You've not answered the question!

TenQ:
Lets keep this a respectful conversation. I answered your questions, NOW, please answer my three questions before posting another question: except its supposed to be a monologue.

AGAIN:
I said (in answering your question): Yahweh is the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. This is a true statement even in physical death!


You did not answer my THREE Questions:
1. God was speaking to MOSES about Abraham, Isaac and Jacob!
2. Jesus said: God is NOT the God of the Dead but of the Living.

I said:
I know of the Book of Life!
Where did you get the Term "God's Memory Book" in the Bible?

Is God's memory book the book of the DEAD?

Jesus Expressly said:
Mark 12:26-27
26But concerning the dead rising, have you not read about the burning bush in the Book of Moses, how God told him, ‘I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’? 27He is not the God of the dead, but of the living. You are badly mistaken!”

If they were DEAD and LIFELESS, why did Jesus say:
27He is not the God of the dead, but of the living. You are badly mistaken!

My Questions are highlighted in YELLOW

What makes Abraham Isaac and Jacob special if all dead people do step out of their lifeless bodies and continue with their consciousness?

TenQ:
Yahweh is the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. This is a true statement even in physical death!

You did not answer my THREE Questions:
1. God was speaking to MOSES about Abraham, Isaac and Jacob!
2. Jesus said: God is NOT the God of the Dead but of the Living.

I said:
I know of the Book of Life!
Where did you get the Term "God's Memory Book" in the Bible?

Is God's memory book the book of the DEAD?

Jesus Expressly said:
Mark 12:26-27
26But concerning the dead rising, have you not read about the burning bush in the Book of Moses, how God told him, ‘I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’? 27He is not the God of the dead, but of the living. You are badly mistaken!”

If they were DEAD and LIFELESS, why did Jesus say:
27He is not the God of the dead, but of the living. You are badly mistaken!

Chai!
Kumuyi don turn this one to complete puppet!

Why can't you explain your beliefs without directing people to links?

https://www.nairaland.com/4087846/true-life-story-ex-deeper-life/1#60973678

You mentioned "BORN AGAIN" and i asked you if your 18k football watchers are now BORN AGAIN so you can tell me how they became BORN AGAIN after explaining what it means!

OLAADEGBU:
How can you know the meaning of being born again when your NWT has twisted the very WORD that can regenerate you? Since you are adverse to anything coming from Pastor Kumuyi, check out the link below and save yourself from pain.

https://www.nairaland.com/1534996/days-praise-3-divine-human/14#down

You're the funniest clown on this forum!

Quoting atheists who don't even believe the Bible talkless what Kumuyi taught you.
Why not ask him to tell you something about your Deeperlife?

https://www.nairaland.com/4087846/true-life-story-ex-deeper-life/1#60973678

That's when you will know that only JWs are taking away the breath of atheists, apart from JWs none of you worths arguing with because you're all brainwashed fools with nothing tangible to counter them!

OLAADEGBU:
You need to check yourself out as you can see that you are clearly losing it. See the thread that confirms my assertion below:
https://www.nairaland.com/7479124/mental-illness-among-jehovahs-witnesses

Ọ̀gbẹ́ni go and ask your Jewish landlord to teach you joh this is between those that have interest in the words of Jesus Christ not your Jewish TORAH or TANAK!

sonmvayina:
Dummy..
You think you have said anything intelligent...

I have told him countless times that the Bible belongs to JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES so no matter how serious they are unless they come to us they can never understand anything in our book: Bible!

Aemmyjah:
That's why I asked him to clarify from the Bible. The one he gave is totally unfitting

Aemmyjah:
Lol, they were long dead
But in God's memory, they were living to him and he will bring them back to life soon as well as all faithful servants who have died like Daniel and Job past and present
John 5:28,29 and Job 14:13-15

He said the dead leaves their lifeless bodies and step out consciously then rushed to quote Jesus calling his father the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob because He is not the God of the dead but of the living.
So where is the preference if all the dead are alive somewhere?

TenQ:
I know of the Book of Life!
Where did you get the Term "God's Memory Book" in the Bible?

Is God's memory book the book of the DEAD?

Jesus Expressly said:
Mark 12:26-27
26But concerning the dead rising, have you not read about the burning bush in the Book of Moses, how God told him, ‘I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’? 27He is not the God of the dead, but of the living. You are badly mistaken!”

If they were DEAD and LIFELESS, why did Jesus say:
27He is not the God of the dead, but of the living. You are badly mistaken!

This is your comment:

TenQ:
The dead person steps out of his body into the higher dimension!
His body is unconscious but he is fulling living and aware!

So if all dead are conscious then what makes Abraham, Isaac and Jacob special?

REINCARNATION!

sonmvayina:
What is the criteria to be in God's memory book?