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gratieao: Nigeria will never grow if we continue hidden criminals in our locality.
checkout of my signature and tell me why this news never hit front page since three days.
Tribal MODs repent and except Christ

Because you can't spell dumbazz

All of you that quoted me are just very sick people.
The man did not call Nigerians fraudsters. There's a trend that any email proposing millions in lottery, inheritance and e.t.c is branded as a 419 email. Or what will you tell your mother should she come to you that she has won 1Million dollar online? You will definitely say 419.
Now, 419 is a criminal code in NIGERIA. While in Nigeria we don't refer to it as Nigerian 419, we just call it 419. But while in US,UK or anywhere else, one can safely call it Nigerian 419.
So what's the problem? The senator has no reason to apologize cos similar way we also make gest of the Chinese for anything fake or substandard. Why? Cos they have a reputation for supplying such fakes n substandard.
All of you hyprocrites should eat shiit and die abeg.

[quote author=Love_Decay]Dont mind the half baked politician. A nation where his government claims Nigerian's have benefited the most from their (America's) magnanimity. The slowpoke just could not figure it out : Nigeria has a huge representation in the United States.

There are scammers yes, and also - professors , successful businessmen , sports men, politicians, doctors, accountants, brilliant students - all over the United States. He thought he was dealing with Jammo's or mexican's or them southies. Nigeria is the most populous, pompous and popular/infamous black nation on earth.

Mr. Senator use your tongue to count your teeth.

P.S - Other monkeys that come to yab Nigerian's on Nairaland . Pls list the achievements of your brothers and sister in other nation's (good or bad). [/quote]My guy, if I tell you to shut-up, will you ?

This NairaLand is just a stuupid place.
I said, he should NOT apologize cos truly nigerians are scammers and the idioot MOD whoever he/she is had to hide my comment?

U can hide this one again, but my guys the truth be say, 98% of fradulent emails emanate from Nigerians. So why the hell shouldn't some1 say Nigerian 419 emails?
Seun, u know computers. I am beginning to suspect you. Cos u and the morons u chosed as MODS defend these boiz too much.

Up Chelsea.

All of you yearning for DEATH PENALTY for a kidnapper are just stupid.
Why is it the crime that affects the rich is quickly attended and strict laws passed. Shouldn't there be a death penalty for pension looters and the rest act of corruption that affects a wilder number of people? Rather than kidnapping that only affects a family or a company.
Just my thoughts. Our law makers will all die by plane crash and any other form of horrific death. They are the actual demons in this country.

bonna4u: that racist advert? I frown my face anytime that advert is shown.

Shuttup foool, there's no way that advert is Racist.
Why does everything a white man does always has to be considered racist.

You negro can go on TV to say "Am proud to be black" but when i white man says "I am proud to be white" you wanna eat poison.

[size=18pt]HEINEKKEN ADVERT[/size],
The one they show sometines before Champions League,
Where a set of married couples(about 5 men and 5 women) went to rent a furnished apartment, the women were introduced to the fashion area which included shoes, bags and clothes and they taught they had it all. Until they started hearing loud and uncontrolled screams from downstairs.

WHY WERE THE MEN SCREAMING

They saw a fridge filled with bottles of chilled HENEIKKEN...

HAhahahaa.

EyesulO: My dear, sadly, you are far gone in the wrong direction and the consequences you are now faced with- shame, confusion, sadness, the risk of permanent damage to your health or premature death quietly strengthened each time you refused to stop having sex with your cousin. Sincerely, my heart is pained as I read your sad story and imagine what you might be going through. But thank God there's hope for you if you'll now start to make these right choices. First, don't ever think of an abortion,it's a trap of the devil for a lifetime of sorrow far worse than if you keep the child and allow God make him or her a proof of His power and willingness to forgive all who come to Him in repentance.
Second, you must admit you've done wrong and seek the help of a counselor and mediator. I suggest you reach these nos: 08037178963, 017611656. Request to speak with a counselor, I'm sure you'll find answers.
All my best wishes!

You do realise the story is fictional right?

If truly you are christians, then you will all understand we are all products of incense. So what's the big deal?
The girl can even marry her cousin if she likes, na so God want make e be.

..nice

rodeo0070: Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Peter: What?
Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
Peter/Lois: Argh!
Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...
Peter: Argh!
Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.


FAT MEN ARE NOT FAT, ONLY FAT WOMEN ARE-PETER GRIFFIN

I LOVE FAMILY GUY...

Hahahaha,
How can this not be the best cartoon ever ?
Simpson lovers are people who find classic things as the best and will never move on. Just like the debate between PES and FIFA soccer in gaming.
Boy i love Family Guy.
If anyone can get me seasons 1 - 11 i'll be delighted..

[quote author=pretty_aura]the simpsons all d way...very funny bt nt too fake compare to family guy wey dog sef dey talk....mtchewww[/quote]Dude, you are not into cartoons. Just stop calling it fake.

In the world of cartoons inanimate objects can interact with people. This is why it's cartoon whereby everything is made possible. A dog having it's own car and having a human girlfriend.
Did they tell you they aren't aware he's a dog ?... if you have a dog in real life you will see how awesome it will feel to imagine your dog doing all that bad guy stuff and even toasting your wife.. lol.

FAMILY GUY......
Anyone who doesn't love this show is simply a dull person. The reason being that the jokes tends to be based on real world facts. For those who don't even know of such things in the real world, they'll never get the joke.

Well, i would have given the Simpsons a little shot BUT i really dont like the voice of homer's wife. It irritates me.

Please stick to your BEN 10 Omniverse and leave Family Guy(Stewie) for us the guys that loves witty comedy.

smile11s: You are a very dangerous person. It seems you have missed the last 20 years in molecular genetics, molecular epigenetics, systems biology and complex systems and you write from a fundamentally misinformed base. Let’s just get this straight, you don’t understand how genetics works in a developmental context, and that’s a shame because information ONLY WORKS IN A DEVELOPMENTAL context. You have consistently unabashedly demonstrated that you fundamentally don’t understand, and rather will not even consider the probabististic nature of developmental processes. Your 5th grade conception of biological processes does not qualify you to possess the opinions you have which is because you write in pop-blog. The only thing that bothers me is that people with even less understanding might read your misinformed opinions and mistake them with a scientific consensus.

Goat

Shekson: Imagine!!! Wen there are kids dat shld be used for D̶̲̥̅̊ movies. See as Disney grooms kids for movie roles in their kids movies. Only I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Nollywood will old peeps be used for kids role. wat will be hilarious in watching married adults perform kids role? It stinks of stupidity. Can't imagine watching it.

Dude, shurrup

Shouldn't we just carry placards and beg for Great Britain to come re-colonize us?

We are not a failing nation, we are a FAILED nation. We need the masters to come coach us to maturity. Nigeria's independence came a little too premature. For crying out loud, check out South Africa.

Just a thought!

[quote author=Ayoo_xx]Smh...very soon yobo go talk say e betta pas david luiz...[/quote]You do realise your comment doesn't make any sense right ?

dheaven: Nigeria should disintegrate for peace to rain

I'd rather we stay together, amend our problems so that peace can REIGN.
Instead of disintegrate for peace to RAIN as you have bluntly suggested.

Seriously, why is LUCKY NOSAKHARE IGBINEDION not in jail ?
This Ribadu guy is sick. Cos if he is genuine as he claims to be, Lucky the son of Igbinedion should be in Jail.

Please stop talking about revolution ya'll...

Take a look at countries that have done the so-called revolution. Check their before and after status,

As corrupt as we the citizens are, we cannot survive a so-called revolution. The only way forward for this country is to train our little kids the right way, never let them know all the evils and corruption we engage in.
Then once our fresh kids starts growing old, we all quickly die and let them take over. We are ungovernable.

It's always easy to blame the government. Take for instance this very case.

How can the Governor, or President or Local Govt Chairman be held responsible for this ? the prison warder is just a normal Nigerian like you and i, Infact even the governors and presidents are just normal nigerians like us. This corruption thing really boils down to us the citizens,

NEVER YOU MENTION REVOLUTION, it will only turn things from bad to worst.

Now people all over 9ja now knows of the secret way to increase kpomo size..

What do you think this news of kpomo is gonna cause ? increase or reduce the act ?

Your answer is as good as mine,....

johnnyblakes: NIGERIAN MOTHERS DON FAIL FINISH,SEE THEIR DAUGHTERS HAPPILY NAKED SAY NA FASHION.

Dude you are hereby charged with two counts of FOOLISHNESS...

1. Why did you have to quote the entire post and pictures?,, u well ?
2. Dude, these girls are wearing a bikini, b4 u opened d topic you saw the title. Dude you like the bikinis.

@Nairalanders, Guilty or not guilty ? (indicate with a like)

Some of these girls be like fish,
Some fine sha ooo

BUT overall, fleshy girls rocks my world.
Wetin dem dey use these dry bones do ?? Not everyone can wait for them to rise again u know.

It's even better if they just replace it with the "bleep" sound as with MTV instead of totally muting the whole sound from the program.

fr3do: Its annoying
it is broadcasted that way cant be stopped.

Btw,is it hearing 'god' that makes u enjoy ur programs and movies?

Lol @ your question...

My guy, not having any form of sound interruptions makes me enjoy my movies.

Imagine you are watching a movie where someone or a group is singing, then the lyrics gets to a point they need to mention "god" and everything goes mute including the beats. Then starts again.
How does it sound in your ear, when u are listening to music and a kid continuously taps the mute/volume button ?

This has got to be the most annoying and totally irrelevant act by DSTV.

You are watching a film and when someone tries to say God, it goes mute.
I don't see how saying "Oh my God" or "Dear God" or "good God" is an offensive thing.
The worst part is, even in movies when someone is praying to God, that person is not allowed to even say God.

This to me is just plain dumb and very hypocritic. I hope our stupid NBC and information ministry has got nothing to do with this. These pranksters take religion to same height as they take their corruption(Very high)

Any idea how to remove the screening and just enjoy my movies?

outdated stuff

Lifemax: Nigerians in prison in china is cos by our politicians..wem de ar looting our future,so y wont de go out 4 a greener pasture.

Please just shut-up, you were not born foolish... You are more than this.