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 Romance › Re: Now I Have Seen The Reason Some Married Men Cheat On Their Wives by maxtop(m): 12:45pm On Oct 21, 2010 |
"your rod will not even shake."---@ poster, you don mad wella !!  |
| Celebrities › Re: Star Actress Funke Akindele Robbed At Gun-point by maxtop(m): 11:30am On Oct 20, 2010 |
| , why fear hook her ? |
| Romance › Re: I Want Her But She Calls Me 'Uncle' by maxtop(m): 11:24am On Oct 20, 2010 |
@ Poster, go ahead and let her know how you feel about her, who knows she might have the same feelings for you. If only you want to have a serious relationship with her and not the usual "chop and clean mouth" tactics. i do not think age is a barrier when it comes to a sensitive matter as affection and love. There is no harm in trying. Best of luck !!!  |
| Romance › Go Ahead: by maxtop(op): 11:23am On Oct 20, 2010 |
@ Poster, go ahead and let her know how you feel about her, who knows she might have the same feelings for you. If only you want to have a serious relationship with her and not the usual "chop and clean mouth" tactics. i do not think age is a barrier when it comes to a sensitive matter as affection and love. There is no harm in trying. Best of luck !!! |
| Events › Re: How Much Do I Need For A Regular Wedding by maxtop(m): 2:02pm On Oct 13, 2010 |
Now that the dollar has weighed much against naira, i think you will need up to 2million, |
| Education › Re: Which School Is The Best University In Nigeria And Why? by maxtop(m): 11:48am On Oct 13, 2010 |
Try UNAAB and your life will never remain the same again !!! |
| Politics › Re: Yerima To Face Prosecution ! by maxtop(m): 12:25pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
Hmmn, i will "comment my reserve for now" |
| Politics › Re: Directors Reject Head Of Service’s Assessment Test- We Rather Be Sacked by maxtop(m): 12:16pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
Very simple, it is not all about money |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Break A Caring Woman's Heart? by maxtop(m): 12:12pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
SAME REASONS LADIES BREAK A CARING MAN'S HEART SHIKENA, |
| Phones › Re: Mtn Is The Most Useless Organisation In Nigeria? by maxtop(m): 12:09pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
alabae:It appears you are on MTN pay-roll, if not how can you just say the stupid promotion just introduced is free. MTN has not been treating there customers very well despite the fact that they have the highest number of subscribers. On a personal note, they have not impressed and i dont see any success in there stupid promo. Abeg Alabae, free me now.  valacious:I wonder ooo, whats the big deal about the whole damn stupid promo sef. Bunch of useless people. No be dem fault ,na dat shameless Ndukwe cause all dis wahala for us. For me,ETISALAT rocks wella. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Are U Proud Being A Nairalander? by maxtop(m): 4:08pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
Keneking:And have you pay ur dues, ? Nairaland is the best place to be,walahi. |
| Education › Re: Which Course/subject Do You Like Most? Why? by maxtop(m): 2:06pm On Jul 31, 2010 |
***** hiss*****  coz i like it. |
| Politics › Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Vs Pastor Chris Okotie by maxtop(m): 1:40pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
tosinaded@:LWKMD, they are really 2 of a kind but i will go for Obahiagbon anyday coz he makes me laugh and laugh. Here is an excerpt in one of his interview and am sure you cant help but laugh when you finished reading coz the interviewer was confused, Bosede: Welcome to NTA live from the national assembly… honorable Patrick Obahiagon …also known as igodo migodo. You are welcome, sir. O: The pleasure is mine, Bosede B: so, how are u today? 0: Very good. In a proper order. Very ready. Always ready for parliamentary work. B: I know you were at the Edo state house of assembly. So how has your experience in the state assembly prepared you for the challenges of the national assembly? O: Fantastic. Don’t forget I did 8 years at the Edo state house of assembly and by the grace of the don apticate of the universe, that opportunity has assisted me colossally in dotting the parliamentary “I s” and crossing the legislative “T s” and has put me in good speed for the due discharge of my parliamentary onnus probandi ……, because when you examine the relationship between parliament at the state level and parliament at the national assembly, the difference, if any, is one of a twoodledum and twidlydim, little or no difference. The only difference of course being that, whereas in the state house of assembly you only impact on a micro pedestal plane, at the national assembly, you are talking at a macro level. So if you ask me, there is a dialogical rapport between parliament at the state level and parliament at the national level. It is one of a micro cossum in a macro cossum. So in a nutshell, I want to say that my experience in serving as a legislator for 8 years, and my experience when I was leader of the Edo state house of assembly for 4 years, put me certainly in good speed for this assignment at the national level. B: Is that why you have been a vibrant member of this national assembly as it were? O: Partly yes. Partly yes. It is terra ferma for me and not terra incognita. It is familiar to me and once you were ceased of the muances of parliamentary discourse and discobolus it follows therefore that it will be familiar to you too, partly…but again, partly it is equally responsible…, for the fact that you cannot succeed as a parliamentarian if you are not cosmopolitan. You must be prepared to immerse yourself in societal dialectics for you to be able to contribute efficaciously in a utilitarian modus. So, if you are a parliamentarian and you don’t go through the ritual of even reading newspapers, you don’t bathe yourself in the aqua of the political cross currents, then you are going to be deuced, you are going to be paralytic in your contributions. So yes, my experience in the state of assembly has been responsible for my vibrancy in one breathe. At another breathe, my desire to perpetually entrench myself in political, social and intellectual currents have equally contributed in its own stead. B: So in essence, what challenge are you giving to your other colleagues? O: Sactas Simplicitas. They must avoid regular big stouting , suyaing , big stouting and peppersouping. Those are not the real issues. They must be prepared to immerse themselves in societal dialectics. They must put their nose to the grind stone. Chief Obafemi Awolowo the ikene philosopher said the difference between me and my other colleagues, was that when my other colleagues are cavorting in the dark alleys, I am in my library working myself 19 to the dozen. You cannot succeed in life if you are not disciplined. You must be puritanical in your predisposition, you must engage in an exercise of self purification and mortification, you must engage in an exercise of self abnegation, you must engage in an exercise of spiritual emulation. You must discipline the flesh. You must conquer the flesh. You must allow the spiritual aspect of you preponderate the material aspect, especially when you have been chosen to represent the people. So that at the end of the day, you can really say: vendi, vidi, vicki B: what is the meaning of that? O: I came, I saw, I conquered. B: Sir,just like I told you that you are vibrant contributor to debates on the floor of the house at times does it really bother you whether the people get to understand what you say because of those big big grammar. O: Well, let me say that I have been maniatally bewildered, in the words of Peter Pan, “overghasted and flabberwhelmed” when I am confronted by people as to what they stigmatize as my verbabodical dimosophy gyrations .But let me use this opportunity to say that I have never set out…, I don’t deliberately set out to confuse my audience. Certain you want me to be dumb, when I talk, they just come, misuse less packadoo . I bet you don’t give what you don’t have, what I have, I give. B: So what is your parting word to Nigerians? O: My parting word to Nigerians is to be patient with the president of the country President, Umaru Musa Y’aradua. I appreciate that a lot of people at this time are becoming very critical in assessing the president because they believe that 8 months is enough to chart a visionary trajectory. I share those sentiments, but at the same time, let us not forget that the country was in a state of economical quagmaya, political fantasmagorie and social stupor at the time the president came on board. So I appeal to Nigerians to be a little bit patient with him. But at the same time, I want to appeal to Mr. President to see the victory in the cause as a wake up challenge, for him to leave the position of recupensy into one of recusansy. 8 months, people should be able to say “this is the direction of Mr. President”. 8 months, people should be able to say “Mr. President’s stance for this”. There is a difference between amiability; there is a difference between decency and activism. The president must leave his position of political, and social and administrative lethargy and take the driver’s seat. As Mr. President, he drives, and others follow. So whereas I appeal to Nigerians to be patient with him, I equally call on Mr. President to ascend the challenges of governance, and he cannot do that except he take the driver’s seat as the political do edger, the political emir of trans Jordan, and the political major dobo, the buck…… the above is culled from: click here 88888888 88888888 After reading the above yesterday, I laughed and laughed until tears almost came out of my eyes. Where on earth did “overghasted and flabberwhelmed” come from. The words I know are overwhelmed and flabberghasted and not the other way around. And where did big stouting , suyaing , big stouting and peppersouping emerge from. These big ones sound like the grammar of drunk people, after they arrive at cloud-9. This Edo state Honorable definitely takes alcohol, else, when did suya + ing = suyaing become an English word? For God’s sake, even the handful of educated Mallams even haven’t arrived where Hon. Patrick is. What would be the past-tense of suyaing? suya’d? I bet this Honorable could also explain the following: smallstouting, egunsisouping, ewedusouping, ekikaikongsouping, amalaing, poundedyaming, purewatering, ricing and beansing. I also bet plaintaining would have a place in the political grammatical circle. Does this Honorable Patrick speak big grammar on purpose? doesn’t he know the elements that make up a good sentence? does adding up synonyms and antonyms in a direct sequence make up good communication – as far as this lawyer is concerned. Is there anywhere within the Nigerian Law profession that mandates lawyer to speak with words comprehensible to the rest of us? I would like to know if he writes big grammar as he speaks. I was a student Union activist all my years in the University of Benin. Little wonder, as soon as I left the University and finished my Youth Service, I dabbled into the aqua of political arena. If I remember vividly, I contested my first election into Oredu Local Government Area (LGA) as a Councillor only one year after my Youth Service. I am assuming that as an activist in school he was always winning debates since his co-activists could not understand what he ways saying, or? He says: “I do not set out to deposit my audience in a portmanteau of indecipherability” after being asked why he speaks big grammar. If you have the opportunity to listen to my speeches or debates ten, fifteen years ago, then it would have been a different kettle of fish all together. So, I am convinced that I’ve tried, I am trying and I will continue to try to ensure that my language, or my idiolect is as limpid and as diaphanous as possible. But, let me say that I am an omnivorous reader and I put my nose on the grinding stone to read for more than 7 hours a day when most innocent men are sleeping, and night marauders are doing their business. I am on my table, in my Library for 7 hours. And that has been on for over twenty years. And like I always tell people, the dictionary for me is not a reference point; the dictionary is a vade mecum, a constant companion. I spend on the average not less than an hour a day referencing the dictionary for the past twenty to twenty-five years. So don’t be maniacally bewildered if I speak most times, from what I draw while reading. But, really, the intention is not to deliberately befuddle or obfuscate my presentations on the floor. read on: Patrick Obahiagbon why I speak big grammar So our guy reads the dictionary and concludes that he understands English? As much as its good to always have a comedian around the house of representatives, I hope his comedy won’t overshadow real issues on ground in the long run, as his colleagues would rather prepare for a laugh than prepare to reason out issues. This is another one. Check out the seriousness of this guy and the unseriousness of his audience. Is there no line between making a sensible speech and complete jargon? Lastly, Honorable Patrick Obahiagbon would make a good Pastor, I suppose. All his audience has to say is AMEN! |
| Crime › Re: Man Beheads His 13 Year Old Niece by maxtop(m): 12:17pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
the root of all people, |
| Politics › Re: Showdown At Ota Bridge Commissioning ! by maxtop(m): 12:07pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
power tussle, end of part 1,part 2 start soon !!! ;d |
| Politics › Re: We Are Eager To Send Pdp Away, Says Tinubu ! by maxtop(m): 4:57pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
I RESERVE MY COMMENT !!! |
| Celebrities › Re: Actors Guild Bans Emeka Ike by maxtop(m): 4:55pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
vinmol:Na wha ooo,what an insult !!! leahdee:Emeka people dey "beef" you oooo cantell:2nded , |
| Politics › Re: Wow! Like Bakassi, Obudu Going, Going, Gone To Cameroon? by maxtop(m): 3:40pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
Nayah:@ Nayah, you are talking nonsense with confidence. Nigeria decided to let go off Bakassi because she want to and because we are more mature and expose more than you people. Now ,to take Obudu will not only be suicidal but also bloodshed as FG will do everything humanly possible to slug it out with you. So take note you can start consulting your allies again (France) but we wont retreat this time around. Watch and see. |
| Politics › Re: Govt Should Pay For Sim Card Registration? by maxtop(m): 3:31pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
Another way to empty our "already-emptied treasury", bunch of useless people. |
| Family › Re: Separated Or Shared Bed-room? by maxtop(m): 1:14pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
Shared is OK for me, |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The End Of Hitv - Multichoice/dstv Wins Back Epl Coverage Rights In Nigeria by maxtop(m): 3:06pm On Jul 23, 2010 |
I will rather wait b4 i subscribe, bhur it is a welcome idea sha. |
| Celebrities › Re: Spotted: Eucharia Anunobi At The City People Entertainment Awards by maxtop(m): 12:38pm On Jul 23, 2010 |
Stop dis people, she is an angel !!! can you all see dat ? |
| TV/Movies › Re: Censors Board Suspends Gay Movie by maxtop(m): 9:47am On Jul 22, 2010 |
Arrant nonesense, |
| Sports › Re: Official: Nigeria 35man Squad Vs Korea by maxtop(m): 9:43am On Jul 22, 2010 |
It is a welcome idea but what is a player like Dickson Etuhu doing in the team ? To me he is not a good player and he had a disastrous outing @ the just concluded world cup in fact i was disappointed with the way he played because he wasn't just live up to that expectation and fumbled on many occasions. I can put my money on this local player because they are very determined and want to showcase there talents to the coaches and to the world at large,especially Gbolahan "Ikemu" Salami. He is a promising star with a lot of skills and determination. |
| Politics › Re: South Africa Deports 47 Nigerians by maxtop(m): 9:33am On Jul 22, 2010 |
tkb417:2nded |
| Family › Re: Black Parents, White Blond Baby Not Albino (picture) by maxtop(m): 11:10am On Jul 21, 2010 |
kolade oye:2nded, bhur i wont be a party to any confusion in the family,coz of this i will maintain my Champion !!!  |
| Business › Re: How Do You Handle Difficult Bosses? by maxtop(m): 5:20pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
van lion:U and ur colleague are under his spell. Mat GOD see you thru |
| Business › Re: How Do You Handle Difficult Bosses? by maxtop(m): 5:18pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
Report him/her to EFCC, |
| Politics › Re: Governors Criticise Gsm Firms Over Kidnapping by maxtop(m): 5:17pm On Jul 20, 2010 |
i don't think we have a very efficient mobile operator in Nigeria coz they are more concern about what they will deduct from the subscribers account rather than contributing to the development of this great country.  |
| Food › Re: why do people hate pap (Ogi) so much? by maxtop(m): 2:34pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
@ Poster, says who ? Coz i don't see anything wrong with pap, I do take it and i love it. |
| Politics › Re: Wear T-shirts With ‘police’ Inscription And Go To Jail by maxtop(m): 2:06pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
These "men in black" aren't serious @ all, |
| Politics › Re: Itsekiri Women Shut Down $800m Gas Project by maxtop(m): 2:03pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Hmnn, i hope they weren't naked dis time around. |
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