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CareerRe: Enslaved To An Indian Company By "Service Bond" by Maxwell86(m): 11:24pm On Jul 11, 2013
bokmal: very harsh words from someone that wanted to dodge NYSC: https://www.nairaland.com/493745/how-get-nysc-exemption-certificate#16748562
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NYSCRe: 5 Corps Member Decamped In EBONYI STATE NYSC Camp by Maxwell86(m): 11:09pm On Jul 11, 2013
gat2so: it was very sad and hard act at Ebonyi state NYSC. oreintation CAMP when 4 boys and 1 girl was unclay in the parade ground this morning and decamped instantly all because they get drank at maameee market last night.....please more corpers in the camp should report more cos i never can snap this corpers but some other have the picture .....pls help us at EBONYI STATE they treat us like slave ....Man o war and civil defence treat us graduate like slave....pls find the fact on facebook and other social networks....
HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GRADUATE huhhuh? smh.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Kills 30 Students In Yobe Boarding School by Maxwell86(m): 9:56pm On Jul 06, 2013
franchizy: I ve said it over and over dat d only solution to dis Boko Haram menace is 4 GEJ to suspend the state of emergency, appologise to the Northern Elders forum, dialogue and grant Boko Haram Amnesty, rebuild all mosque. The military can't win d war cos 80% of Boko Haram are from d SS, SE and SW and are christians who are used to tannish d image of d North and kill our people but Allah will fight 4 d North and vindicate us.
Many of d Boko Haram sponsors are from d SS, SE and SW all in d name of Power but the North must complete there remaining 4yrs come 2015.
I urge Nigerians to support Buhari 4 a change and better Nigeria.
a BRAIN is what u actually lack.
HealthRe: Nigeria Sets Tooth-Brushing World Record by Maxwell86(m): 9:51pm On Jul 06, 2013
MissYuzedo: what a crazy rekod. back to stroking my sweetus yuzeko longpipe
DRY !!!! *yawns*
BusinessRe: Wigwe Appointed MD/CEO Of Access Bank To Succeed Imoukhede by Maxwell86(m): 11:06pm On Jul 04, 2013
yuzedo: Duh! no suprises cool

Anyway Herbert is my bois. I know all of him and his broda + sistas. congrat my boy i always new u will maked me proud das why i neva gave up on u cos i new one day u gonna be MD. wink

is time to celebrate. my bois are doin well. i will call his bro Don Waggy dis nite tho his in abroad. i will cross d fashala tollgate brige to sellybrate wit dem in lekky face 1 smiley
bro, give this unfunny swag a rest....... it aint funny tbh.
PoliticsRe: Police Kill Abductors Of Bamigbetan (Lagos Council Chief) by Maxwell86(m): 4:39pm On Jun 26, 2013
still dont bleeping care.
Kidnapping is not as gross as Terrorism.
PoliticsRe: Police Kill Abductors Of Bamigbetan (Lagos Council Chief) by Maxwell86(m): 2:53pm On Jun 26, 2013
This guy ~blue.FOOL tribalizing this thread is just a freaking keyboard warrior.

Anyways, a kidnapper is better than a terrorist tho IMO.
and no igbo man can ever be an AbdulMutallab (sp?).
RomanceRe: The Best Valentine Gift To Give Your Partner? by Maxwell86(m): 1:30am On Feb 10, 2013
the best valentine gift to give your partner is NOTHING........
EventsRe: How Do I Keep Uninvited Wedding Guest Away From My Wedding. by Maxwell86(m): 6:17pm On Dec 10, 2012
if your wedding is gonna be in FESTAC.... plz invite JTF as bouncers because ur invited guests will not see space to sit down because of UNINVITED GUESTS / TOUTS
PoliticsRe: PHCN : The Darkness Is Slowly Creeping Back by Maxwell86(m): 3:52pm On Oct 31, 2012
feelamong: hei cool down!!! This is the ripple effect of Hurricane Sandy (Dame) grin

How else can we know that some natural disaster just happened.

BTW Some Oyinbo people in USA have been without light for the past 48hrs; why una dey complain like this self?
Your Post is SENSELESS...
WebmastersRe: What Do You Mostly Do Online? by Maxwell86(m): 5:19pm On Oct 29, 2012
Browsing PORN sites 95% of my online time.
RomanceRe: Pot Belly vs. 6-pack Abs - Which Do Our Babes Prefer? [IMAGES] by Maxwell86(m): 5:15pm On Oct 29, 2012
REALITY101: Rick Rose is one hell of a Nasty ass nigga!

@topic I don't workout to impress no chick. I love my sexy hot belle chicks any day. Any chick weighing over 145-150lbs is fat in my dictionary.
who the f**k is 'Rick Rose' ??
Is he an upcoming act huh smiley
RomanceRe: Pot Belly vs. 6-pack Abs - Which Do Our Babes Prefer? [IMAGES] by Maxwell86(m): 3:24pm On Oct 29, 2012
What shall it profit a dude to have six pack and have a small pen.is

From the last research i did, it was very obvious Naija girls prefer Pot bellied, rich politicians to a broke ni99ah with abs caused by hunger.
RomanceRe: Pot Belly vs. 6-pack Abs - Which Do Our Babes Prefer? [IMAGES] by Maxwell86(m): 10:50am On Oct 29, 2012
These days its kinda hard diffrentiating ladies that are pregnant & those that have pot belly.
Some girls will be in the beer parlour competing with omo boyz in beer, isi ewu peppersoup & pot belly sad
Christianity EtcRe: Will You Vote For An Atheist In An Election? by Maxwell86(m): 6:31am On Oct 29, 2012
The selling point for anybody seeking public office should be competence/integrity and not religion...
We have been ruled by xtians & muslims for 52yrs with nothing to show but colossal failure and massive corruption.

Does it mean that their religion condones such wickedness ?
LiteratureRe: Do Animals Think?? by Maxwell86(m): 2:34pm On Sep 26, 2012
Animals think in ARABIC coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool
PoliticsRe: Why Don't Uniform Men Pay Fare In Buses? by Maxwell86(m): 4:59pm On Sep 25, 2012
ismhab: But why did boko haram officers pay for the transport fare.
STILL TRYING TO FIND THE JOKE IN THIS POST huh huh huh huh
CelebritiesRe: 'Linda' - Charly Boy's Alter Ego (Pictures) by Maxwell86(m): 4:29pm On Sep 20, 2012
BeraBera: This is clearly a case of Multiple personality disorder, when one person believes that he has more than one personality inside him/her. it's a psychological problem. He needs prayers
Discovering your other personality at 61 is kinda [size=34pt]LATE[/size]
CelebritiesRe: 'Linda' - Charly Boy's Alter Ego (Pictures) by Maxwell86(m): 4:22pm On Sep 20, 2012
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RomanceRe: Is It Advisable To Date A Fellow Course Mate? by Maxwell86(m): 3:26pm On Sep 19, 2012
yes........ Go ahead and date your [s]NEIGHBOUR , SISTER, COUSIN, NIECE, AUNTY [/s] Coursemate.....



just Kidding grin grin grin grin grin
HealthRe: Just Confirmed I Am HIV Positive by Maxwell86(m): 11:45am On Sep 12, 2012
obadiah777: no such things as HIV infection. its all a scam for the big pharmaceuticals. your immune system is rundown so try eating raw garlic and raw ginger with each meal and also fresh green vegetable. you will be healed.
VERY RETARDED STATEMENT.......


#MoneySpentOnYourEducationShouldBeConsideredAsWaste
FoodRe: The Price Of Garri by Maxwell86(m): 6:07pm On Sep 11, 2012
Garri >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NAIRALAND
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Gives Birth To Horse In Edo Church by Maxwell86(m): 5:40pm On Sep 11, 2012
her husband probably drank too much HORSE POWER energy drink befor knacking her Akpako grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Flaunts His Gold Jewelry On Twitter by Maxwell86(m): 5:19pm On Sep 11, 2012
HATERS GONNA HATE POTATOES GONNA POTATE wink
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Gives Birth To Horse In Edo Church by Maxwell86(m): 5:01pm On Sep 11, 2012
Is she married to a horse manhuh? grin grin
FamilyRe: Annoying Spousal Habits by Maxwell86(m): 5:27pm On Dec 19, 2010
best thread on nairaland EVER !!!!!!! cool cool cool cool kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: How Do I Get Him To Notice Me by Maxwell86(m): 1:22am On Nov 30, 2009
@ OP,
maybe u stink like a SKUNK dats y he has never noticed u existed,
Or maybe u r so damn UGLY dat he'll rather commit sucide instead of dating u,


STUPID GIRL,
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Pregnant Woman? by Maxwell86(m): 12:32am On Oct 27, 2009
helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

grin embarassed cool shocked cheesy
PoliticsRe: Fg Declares Mend Enemy Of State by Maxwell86(m): 8:57pm On Oct 18, 2009
grin shocked grin wink cry
off 2 join MEND,
shocked grin tongue cheesy shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: Education Or Money? Which Is The Greater? by Maxwell86(m): 9:05am On Apr 13, 2009
Money 4 life,

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