₦airaland Forum

Prayer kee you there!

Terrorist.

Dey there dey form hard to get.

staff bus go leave you behind

supportnija:
God thank you to makeme a black man, God if am coming back to this world again please don't make a black man...I beg I take God beg you.

You take God beg God?

You are not going anywhere, na for Chibok village you go land in the next world.

I have since withdraw my plegde to Nigeria.

This corntree is a shithole.

abeg I wan learn US or Canadian pledge, if you get am, please DM.

For who now? clout chasers!

if only the women will let men be.

All these their packagings and fightings who are they for?

abeg rest, if you no get anything to say, just keep shut.

BMC lazy youths, una see una mate?

You are here hidding behind your china phone keyboard supporting a known Jihad terrorist for N30k per month.

All tertiary institutions in Kaduna state should be closed down and the students moved down south to continue their education.

Southern students take note. The Northern students can continue schooling in their terrorist infested state.

The Governor self na Boko haram and bandit sponsor.

I thought Buhari said he wants to go to Paradise? Please donate him to the bandits.

And you the Imam too, make all of una give yourselves away to the bandits and kidnappers.

Una matter don tire person for this corntree

Until he drops a single.

Na collabo im take dey shine for now.

I suspect your partner is not romantic or attractive.

She has a role to play to help you enjoy sex and cum regularly.

It is her life and she can do whatever makes her happy.

However, we know how to classify them. By their dressing we know whether are Olosho or not.

Women of easy virtues!

A forceful takeover of Government by the Military will help to stabilize the country

The new head of states can be a Northerner but not Fulani.

The native doctor that manufactured the Unknown Thunder strike should cut soap for all communities in the South.

This is a welcomed development.

Say no to Fulani invasion.

These same people protesting at Christ embassy will never learn. Tomorrow when another ponzi scheme opens they will want to try it out untill they get scammed.

Ask any of them for urgent 5k and they will tell you stories.

Greed and Nigerians!

StacyO:
If na me, I go wear the one wey worse pass this one.

The guy might be anyone to her.

This is Nigeria sha. Monitoring spirits always watching round the clock.

Imagine salivating op brought out his phone to take a photo, for safe keeping I guess



Make no body quote me oo before I descend on you.



Modified:

Forming saints while doing worst behind close doors.
I'm sure if Uduak the ex nairalander cum murderer was still online, he would have had things to say.
Like
""Olosho"" ""hoe"" ""ashawo kobokobo""

Even ladies in most countries outside Nigeria dress half nude but, their men have enough bounty of respect for them.
I'm sure that lady is pure both in spirit and in health than majority of you criticizing her.


Op is just another village boy that managed to get hotspot.





Sinners always judging other sinners for sinning differently since time immemorial.

Ain't surprise at your comment. DP says it all.

Muslims and lies are 5&6.

Even the one that sights the moon for them is a terrific liar.

Terrorists!!!

So dangote has been taking back the money spent through another window by increasing the price of cement nationwide.

Why Monopolize cement prodcution in Nigeria?

My Ibo brothers, let's have a meeting this weekend. That monopoly must be broken.

The past VC should refund the students the time and resources wasted.

So what happens to the man who was running a programme not accredited? will the NUC leave him to move elsewhere and cause another havoc?

Buhari no go ask Ghana president make him cut soap for am now o!

Certificate you no get, sense kwa nu e no dey.

empathy for your citizen ra ra, you no get am.

Terrorism nko, you get am A1

Buhari is a disaster!

owobokiri:
If bombs start going off at public places in Imo state, we will hold both Buhari and his outrageous DSS totally RESPONSIBLE for that...
We are not jihadists in the east, so I don't know why bombing civilians targets should be contemplated.. There might a third force trying to infiltrate here..

The spokeperson for DSS is an Ibo man. The fulanis are using elements in the SE to destroy the region. Uzodinma is a clear example.

Owasaonye dey point touchlight for area wey him no supposed thread!

The fingered and threatened Politicians will soon frame him up and remove him.

This Country breathes and feeds on Corruption.

I was at the clinic today to see my Doctor

I told him I couldn't sleep well for the past one week, after examinations he asked. have you been reading and watching Nigerian news lately?

I answered yes. He thereafter gave me some drugs and adviced that I stay off Nigerian news outlets for the next one Month.

Please I am begging Nairaland OPs Association, post jokes and comedy only and move all to front page.

You can hide the killings, kidnapping, banditry and head slamming news in a sections I won't find.

Of what use and effect is this their FEC meeting?

Wetin dem even they discuss?

So nobody get mind, stand up, raise hand and tell that idiot that calls himself President that Nigeria is on fire?

They are all mad.

Which truth is this errand boy talking about?

He should tell that to Buhari who he constantly defends.

Imagine CNN were a Nigerian Television and Trump was Buhari?

Anyone, still defending this inept government of Buhari, may your children, brothers and sisters be slaughtered like this.

The generations of Buhari and El-rufai will die miserably and their young shall dashed against stones.

This will happen to all who sponsors terrorism in Nigeria, in God's name we pray

Ameen!

Same Military formations that bandits and Boko haram are over running and carting aways arms?

So what happens to taking the fight to the bandits enclave and routing them out of this country?

Chad did it and it worked, but Buhari and El-rufai will rather wlecome them and pay them with Nigeria's money.

In God's name, we pray the radical North wakes up to understand that their leaders are the ones killing them, they should put religion and ethnicity aside and put on humanity. Then they will understand it better.

Jostoman:
Should the killings continue? I just hope the northerners themselves can hear what is coming out from the mouth of their own son.

if it were a Southern christian that said this or if GEj was still in power with all these mindless killings MURIC and all the BMCs would have been shouting that the south wants to kill everyone in the North.

Now that their brothers are the ones killing them, still they have remained stupid.

I love the Southern Nigeria for one thing, they call out anyone who misbehaves even though he is one of their own.

This is what happens when the fulanis tries to foist a Supreme court governor on the people

From 4th to 1st? neva heard of it anywhere else.

Hustle O! make them no kpai you on top family land wey no fit change your life.

Poverty na bastard.

Neva heard of him.

If he couldn't spell Buhari the dullard, how was he an internet sensation in spellings then?