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Silentgroper:
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Dude if you've ever start writing fictional stories for commercial purpose .. hit me up .. I'll be your number one follower

Seconded.


Dude is hilarious as hell


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LaSenior:
not my own stomach ooo because I can Cook very well

I just need my respect that's all

Na only Man wey no Sabi cook will that yeye slogan catch no chef pros like us

Nowadays respect and submission is the only way to a man's stomach knacking no dey rain again because we don collect wotowoto already

Those come naturally to real men


Not men that demand it like it’s their right

MITCHELL96:
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature 😊⚽❤️

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN 🤔 now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes 😊 MUSIC DEY GINGER! 😎 Let me put it that way as an African man yunno 😉

WOMEN: Hmmm 🤔 Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman 😹 or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving 😒😹

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) 😏

So, I'll delete WOMEN 😑

FOOD ✅
FOOTBALL ✅
MUSIC ✅
WOMEN ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌

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Pells:
Can we be friends with 😘

Okay sir

kingthreat:
My cousin went to USA in 2015 at Age 30. When asked about her plans for marriage, she said she would marry a white man.
As at 2020, she was still single. Her parents were asking her if every white man in a group picture with her is her fiance and she said "No".
Last year babe came to Nigeria codedly and got married to the only of her ex-boyfriends who is unmarried. I was lucky to be there at the wedding, when asked why she no marry Oyinbo, she said "God forbid". It is obvious it is much easier for a Nigerian man to marry a white woman than for a Nigerian woman to marry a white man. Even if the latter happens, it rarely does last long.

You came to this conclusion because of your cousin. 3 white women killed their Nigerian husbands last year and nothing was done to them.

Men hold the keys to marriage.


A Nigerian man can attract a useless white woman with money

A Nigerian woman can’t do the same thing because men are not attracted to money


Thats simply why.

Think.

wonder233:
The moment they see a person not looking good, they start bleating "drugs" , "say no to drugs", "yada yada". Nigerians are so full of shiit. Never seen a more dull population compressed in one geographical space.
Rather than ask what could possibly be the problem, they all start chorusing the same badwagon phrase.
Duncan Mighty has been involved in a bitter marital and family dispute which has led to numerous attempts at his life and assault on his health and business.

Such a smart dude

Afamed:
Which of the advance world do you have in your state ?

Children of bitterness and frustration

Several parts of Lagos state still looks like this though

Pells:
You are beautiful
When do we start making babies?🥰🥰

Don’t be deceived.


It’s camera angle

SmartPolician:
Jobless people! They have been doing this NONSENSE for God knows how long.

The day the doom's day will finally come, they will be the first set of casualties.

A Black man calling white men jobless people.

Wonders shall never end indeed

If your man is cheating on you and you can’t take it.


LEAVE

He doesn’t owe you fidelity AT ALL whether you’re married or not.


When you have tested and treated all the men in your life like shit, you will marry one man and try to cage him. You can’t cage real men.


Look a for a simp instead, that’s what I’m doing too..

Goalnaldo:
Hello pretty, are you single and searching? I'm impressed by your beauty

Thank you love but I’m not single.


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blabulu2000:
Now that you have shown your second part ....what else do.you want to do...?

I could have the descended heavily on you but today for.me is different ...lemme pretend as if I didn't read you comment.


Bye

See this one that called me an ‘idiot’ for asking a simple question, talking about going high.


You must very deranged and you don’t have anyone to tell you.


Idiot

jahsharon:
Why nah? What could your father, grandfather, uncles and brothers have done to you that makes you call them unintelligent, cultists, drug addicts, kidnappers and ritualists. They must really be very bad

Console yourself all you want but that is what Nigerian men are known for, denying it will never make you progress.


Same way I bash my fellow ladies for prostitution all the time, I try not to defend them. It’s the bloody truth and we have to come together to do something about it.

I don’t agree with her generalizations though.

Sheistoopretty:
Is dis not same person that said her baby died in her belly? now dis again

Spare us the pity party stories pls

First to comment

I dedicate it to the hardworking men around the world except Nigerian men, very unintelligent people all dey know is sex sex sex, Ritual killing, Kidnapping, Banditry, cultism and hard drugs

Nigerian men are Us*less....all of them

Thank for you this 😂😂😂😂😅


Always blaming the white man for their unintelligence.

oz4real83:
go and read all the chats again and see who asked first. He made a claim that the Edos twist stories and I asked him the story they twisted and I have not gotten any answer since but more questions.

He said


‘Tell us’

Before saying all they do is twist stories.


But I’m asking the question independent of him.



Any way, I schooled in UNIBEN and just recalled what you’re talking about. So no need. You are very correct.

Datedoboy:
I am happy i am from Edo. We have always supplied Nigeria good entertainers and sport stars.

Entertainers are Dj Neptune, Rema, Jonny Drill, Adesua, Charles Inojie, mc Edo pikin, Nancy Isime e.t.c

We have always supplied Nigeria good strikers. E.g Osaze Odemwingie, Odion Ighalo and now Victor Osimen, e.t.c

Don't want to talk of politics.

We also have a rich ancestry. Till today Museums around the world are returning our artworks.
The lesson is, be proud of your roots no matter where you come from cos despite our challenges, Nigeria is blessed.
Even Bethlehem Ephrathah that was the least clan, produced Jesus

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juman:
Edo is excellent state of origin.
That is state of baba oshiomhole.
The state of highly respected oba of Benin.

Lmao

Mercury12:
I think y'all should do a lot more to protect Edo name and culture. There is evil everywhere n the world so people should quit the stereotype

Not like the one in Edo



Their leaders are on a different level of Evil and they don’t even know.

oz4real83:
another pained wailer 🤣🤣🤣. Which history did they twist?

He asked you the question first.


I am also interested in your answer.

lifenajeje:
Her saving grace be say no be Chelsea match ..

Mcchheeew


With the rubbish we’re playing these days, she fit carry the TV join body go house sef

Wickedfact:
Is that how your mother and the women in your family behave?

Thank you.


I wanted to ask too but I don’t want any unreasonable human being to insult my mother for no reason

gfelo:
after the slap what did d person that slap her gain, u shud know ladies will always be ladies, chicken head, why take them seriously, if na man now, una no go fit slap him, because u know say una go rub una sef for ground

Stop generalizing women, we are not chicken heads.


Make I come dey generalize men based on the dumb shit I see them do everyday?

I for plank her if I dey there.

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Them for knock am for head join


Them no see cord or 2by2?




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Raxxye:

You yeye, I swear 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wait, these emojis can appear here too? 🤔


That’s crazy 😅

Officialgarri:
For the sake of this thread, I will do a sample building and let's see how much it will cost ... But I believe #3m will build a reasonable house .

I'll also create a cost Microsoft excel sheet that everyone can access and see how possible a low-cost but design-wise building can go .

Soon ....

HMMMM


DAsh me 3k for there abeg

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CoolJul:
I hate Banga!
I hate Banga!
I hate Banga!
Oohohohohoho!...

I wish I was a man.


I for challenge you now now

superCleanworks:
Arrant rubbish list

oyibo wey dey put sugar for soup. rubbish

Their definition of soup is different from yours. Your soups are more ‘dipping sauces’ than soups. Soups are meant for drinking.

And then no dey put sugar for soup, Na you know where you see that one


You borrow another man language, dey confuse yourself

habsydiamond:
This must be one of those ignorant olosho wey think say na everybody tramadol dey good for. How will u use a powerful drug like that for a baby.. she must be jailed oo

Killed*

Festus30:
U this street girl, poverty has dealt with you and your family no be small reason you have this entitlement mentality of running away with a man's money. G00DHardDick was right all this time

Keep cheating


Your time is coming

Nostring:
paedophile Comot my mention

Hope this is how you Bash Aki, Pawpaw and Shatta Bandle’s wives

Tunagee:
How you take know? Wetin u go find for hotel?

Na you sabi