₦airaland Forum

chuna1985:
I guess ur likely too young to know d events that took place wen DSS arrested asari.

Cuz if u did, u will understand what ah mean.

he's untouchable

I hope you were not born in 85?

kettykings:
This would be worsened when biafran fighters who have been training, in some countries now join the battle.
I bet Nigerian army will be really stretched to its limits as I do not see them able to cope against a well armed biafran army with niger delta militants holding the coast clear and weaponry cargoes via the open shores

Which biafran soldiers?
Stop smoking that thing

chuna1985:
u don't even know who asari is.

if Nigerian government likes, let dem touch him. he will blow Nigeria apart n we will start producing 200,000 barrels per day.

I repeat, u know nothing about him. wen u do, u will develop respect immediately.

There is nothing to know about him.
He is just a businessman masquerading as a freedom fighter.
He is not even discreet in his hustling. I wonder why people like you attempt to hype him.

Flyingngel:
This tompolo is playing with earthquake. Simply because he is not eating again frm the center, he want to cause problem to us Niger Deltans. If them try any nonsense kill them all: afterall they are after their pocket not what Isaac Borro agitated for.

At least there are Niger Deltans with functional brains.
God bless you

yorubadelta:
Lol, your friend is crying because of that?
What of all the so called "married" nairalanders that spend all day on this website? imagine how their spouses feel
... technology is slowly killing our social lives and relationships

Wish I could like this twice.
I don't do FB, twitter and IG yet I spend so much time online.
I wonder how people on those platforms manage to have a semblance of normal life.

esere826:
na so life be
always wanting their privileges and those that should naturally belong to males

for a minute i thought you were discussing dildos.

pickabeau1:
Maybe we need to look at marriage again
Is it still necessary...

It is still necessary. However distractions are too easy these days.

damiso:
I am the master online shopper .. Can't remember the last time I went 'shopping' oh ok I remember my mums last visit

I am not like most women ..I absolutely Haaaaaate trawling the shops or malls here me and my mum can so argue over it .nowadays sef she just carried her travel card jejely and find her way. punishment to me is walking round Oxford street.

Joy for.me is getting lost in Oxford Street or in Sandton square. Wish I could afford the luxury of shopping.
Shopping is one thing that makes me feel gay. I like the thing pass most women.

tearoses:
. . sadly one woman died bungee jumping
So thats crossed that out for me.

jeje lomo eko mi n lo

Another woman died in the act of kpekus early this morning.
Are you planning on being celibate?

edwife:
I don't understand what's hot with these pastors?

Why are women so gullible when it comes to these men of "God"?what is it that they see in them?

All these pastors,one day one day.....

Power of any sort is an afrodisiac.

bellong:
Shift joor... Na Mushin GRA you lived. Ilasa and Papa-Ajao are Mushin GRA.

I was born in Mushin, six months later we moved to the Island (Odunfa street) then came back to Mushin in 1992.

You see, I am the original son of the soil.

No mind her. The ajebutter dey her body.

naijababe:
Yes o. You have not met my hubby and I dey fear those brazilian weave wearing mammy water b1tches in Lagos

Lepa or Orono, if him Wan sample outside, him go still arrange parole.
I wish women would appreciate the fact that most of the time it is not their fault.
Even jayZ dey arrange parole outside. Men dey cheat on Halle Berry.
Besides your oga might be like me and have a disdain for Brazilian weaves.

naijababe:
Lol....I am not a coach o but I am a foodie and as an unapologetic foodie I have to know these things less I become an elephant especially since I happen to be married to a man with the body of an Adonis
Yam, sweet potatoes, wild rice are very good for you. Basmati are okay but don't eat it every day o
Stay away from bread, it is the enemy, I used to be in love with bread, in fact I buy like 5 different types but I had to wean myself off bread. Sadly, I still eat the occasional croissant, I am a sucker for pastries especially French ones

Women dey suffer o.
All these rules and laws na to be lepa abi?

johnsonsegxy:
Lol, see this forking south African wannabe.

You need to read and understand my English again man. This is not afrikaans... Ok?

In your small mind, you don curse your papa mate and you don achieve ba?
I no blame you na free data dey worry you.

johnsonsegxy:
Don't mind those locals, government cheating em in all areas and they can't emancipate themselves..... Why will i pay 1000 naira for bb plan monthly and i don't get up to 500mb on bb10 and my friends using the same plan are getting more than 5gig.. So i will wait and claim good citizen, continue wasting my money when they government ain't giving a damn about you... Seriously some people are deluded in this country.

Stealing is now equal to emancipation?

johnsonsegxy:
The truth is, until our network providers start giving us unlimited browsing to the Internet... In UK alone, most of their network provider gives unlimited Internet access for just 3.5pounds- 6pounds.


Team tweakers until they start giving us unlimited Internet.

PS: for those that are saying they spend money on diesel and kerosine or whatever, will you tell me visafone spend water to power their service when they give out 1 terabytes of data for just 1000 naira on their bb plan? Its call a business strategy and if they ain't making the money, they won't continue the business.

Stop justifying stealing. You can spend pages typing a defence but it is still stealing. You are an adult and nobody can stop you but it does not stop it from being stealing.

You forgot to tell the 23 people liking your comment that the unlimited data you referred to is for monthly plan users and not pre paid users. Have you attempted canceling those 24 month contracts that offer unlimited data? It is like seeking a divorce in court.

The Visafone you are alluding to, where are they today?


Enjoy your cheat, nothing do you but you ate still a thief.

Elxandre:
The painful one is that, people who haven't spent up to N500 on their sim since it's purchase talk about 'revenging' MTN's past misdeeds towards them by downloading up to tens of GIG daily.

Blessed is the womb that bore you.

prelinctus:
This is as a result of the poor health care system in this country. I'm sure this can't happen in USA. Nigeria still has a long way to go.

Your daftness is worrying.
Your understanding of burns and plastics is zero.
Try and keep quiet next time. Silence is a virtue when Knowledge is lacking.

Pius anyim exemplified everything that is wrong with public service in Nigeria.
The man was an endless pit of fraud and embezzlement.
That a man like that found his Way to the top and remained their for four years is worrying.
We lack investigative journalism in Nigeria else a little effort will reveal a lot into his activities as SGF.

He has inherited fashion's spin doctors.

ECOTERRORS:
And the cookie keeps crumbling, APC will self destruct before june next year

It might happen earlier.

MARKone:
a lax V@gina is not an excuse to cheat, it should even make him last longer.

Una go kill person with laff for this site.

Please can we place an embargo on these kind of tales.
OP, go seek counselling somewhere or engage in kegel exercises or better still sit the man down and talk to him.
Enough of these trending urge to use social media to talk to partners who live in the same house with you.


*Assuming the tale is not fictitious o!

solidstone9ja:
that's a wrong combination these marriage is in Gods hands the guy made a wrong choice Yoruba and IBO guy only time will tell

When I remind the moderators of this forum that they are silly, they will threaten me with childish bans.
Why are comments like these being allowed to flourish in a supposed sane forum?
Comments like these are alien to a progressive society and there are lots of them on this post.
They should be deleted and the posters sanctioned.

when Kaduna Diocese was going to be vacant, efforts were made to send me to be bishop in Cyprus and the Gulf; this was to get me out of the country. The form was filled and my signature forged without my knowledge.

Sounds like PDP and ACN are learning from the church. Scheming and criminality in God's house. Yet someone will tell us not to judge a man supposedly called by God. May God have mercy on His church.

Rilikoko:
Dele Momodu is a big disappointment to say d least,he had warmed up to some of us who sees him as a credible link between we the youth and the old leaders/politicians.but seeing his stand on this treachery act of both Saraki and Dogara is really a big dent on his growing image in the political arena of our nation.its not too late for him to retrace his steps now,cos I really think he can do better!

Oh please!
Bob Dee has never been a credible link for any discerning sane mind.
Please try another line.

disloman:
God bless u Remi.Don't mind that boy Dele momodu.D guy had lost his respect.He is always bashed on twitter 4 his double standard.

When was he ever respected?
Bob Dee has always been an amala journalist.
It pains me to see a man of such huge talent go to waste.

This is part of planning. Mimiko has taken us back to the Awolowo school of leadership, that leadership is not by permutation but good planning for the welfare of the people” .“That was how human rights activist, Yinka Odumakin, summarized the Residency Card initiated by Ondo State Governor Olusegun Mimiko at the flag-off ceremony of its utilization phase.

Any pile of poo is decorated with the Awo mythology by this Odumakin man and suddenly it ought not to be contested, debate around such is termed heresy by he and his Afenifere goons.
All these pointless cards from national ID to BVN to SIM registration as good as the schemes are on paper have been nothing but schemes to embezzle funds.
Odumakin should allow Awo to rest in peace.
If this scheme was being initiated by Amosun or Ambode, I doubt he will laud it as he is doing now.
Men who can never see beyond their political groupings and insulting public intelligence with toga of human right activist.

vizkiz:
see them...the so called men of God sent to harvest souls for christ controlling the affairs of the world instead.
Many of their so called "followers" never chop this morning oh

Na satan for furck anybody whey quote me

In your mind you have made a valid point?
The affairs of the world should be left to who?
Since when did harvesting souls alienate managing affairs of the world?
Try and engage your brain more often.

bushdoc9919:
So...the hatchet has been buried eh?

I recall when Oyedepo made comments about voting for a certain candidate......

Modified at 2.18pm: I have had several responses querying this post.

For the benefit of doubters

1) This Nairaland Post

2.Vanguard report on the fallout of the comment

3) PM News report

Satisfied?

They will never be satisfied. Folks who insist on boxing God into their doctrinal limitations.

naijababe:
Kai!!! So you sabi preach like this?

No spoil my rep o.
Meanwhile, I send you those links o.
Hope you see am?

jackpot:
There's nothing like marital crisis here, so please strike it out.

Thanks for stepping in anyways.

The marital angle there tire me too.
I go mail dem for the bank details.
Once my "30 days make one pay" enter, I go drop small coins join.