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The list is incomplete without Dr. Josiah olunowo Ositelu....

glimpse33:
*Dies

*Pours hot water on him.......

ronald4lif:
Good man. Can't she use her own phone? Be looking for an excuse to snoop?

Another badoo spotted!

The rate at which some men keep their phone can make the devil claim innocent

Lala

BEWARE… BEWARNED!
Nigerians are increasingly dying as a result of
kidney disease.

HOW TO AVERT THE MENACE OF KIDNEY
DISEASE:

1. Stop delaying going to a toilet.
Keeping your urine in your bladder for too long
is a bad idea.
A full bladder can cause bladder damage.
The urine that stays in the bladder multiplies
bacteria quickly.
Once the urine refluxes back to the ureter and
kidneys, toxic substances can result in kidney
infections, then urinary tract infections, and
nephritis, plus uremia.
When nature calls do it as soon as possible.

2. Eating too much salt.
You should eat no more than 5.8 grams of
salt daily.

3. Eating too much meat.
Too much protein in your diet is harmful for
your kidneys.
Protein digestion produces ammonia – a toxin
that is very destructive to your kidneys.
More meat equals more kidney damage.

4. Drinking too much caffeine.
Caffeine is a component of many sodas and
soft drinks. It raises your blood pressure and
your kidneys start suffering.
You should cut down the amount of Coke,
Pepsi, Red Bull, etc thst you drink daily.

5. Not drinking water.
Our kidneys should be hydrated properly to perform their functions well.
If we don’t drink enough, the toxins can start
accumulating in the blood, as there isn’t
enough fluid to drain them through kidneys.
***Drink more than 10 glasses of water daily.
There is an easy way to check if you are
drinking
enough water:
Look at the colour of your urine; the lighter the
colour, the better.

6. Late treatment.
Treat all your health problems properly and
have your health checked regularly.
Beloved and my dear, let’s help ourselves…
Share, if you care.
—————-
Also avoid these Tablets, they are very
dangerous:
* D-Cold
* Vicks Action-500
* Actified
* Coldarin
* Cosome
* Nice
* Nimulid
* Cetrizet-D
They contain Phenyl Propanol-Amide PPA
which causes Strokes and are banned in USA.

Important Health Tips:
1. Answer phone calls with the left ear.
2. Don’t take your medicine with cold water….
3. Don’t eat heavy meals after 5pm.
4. Drink more water in the morning, less at
night.
5. Best sleeping time is from 10pm to 4 am.
6. Don’t lie down immediately taking medicine
or after meals.
7. When phone’s battery is low to last bar,
don’t answer the phone; the radiation is 1000
times stronger.





Cc: Seun, Mynd 44, Lala. Please move this post to the permanent site

Abasha!

dikeigbo2:
Op you are the confusionist here,just grow up and pursue your dreams,there are no pretence in marriage. .
Besides marriage is committal not experimental.

Please, can you be more explicit?

I want all nairalanders to please come to my
rescue with my girlfriend.

There is this lady we have dating for 6 months
now. It all started when I broke up with my ex
girlfriend of over 3 years because of tribe (she's
Igbo, while I'm Yoruba). I attend the same
church with this lady, we've been best of
friends for over 8 years. She has a guy she was
dating before, but they couldn't continue
because her mum told her she went for spiritual
enquiry and she was told they're not
compatible.

Around June this year, I approached her
declaring my intention of how much I love her
and want her to be mine. She told me before
she can accept my proposal, I should first do a
spiritual consultation so as to know our
compatibility in order to avoid another
occurrence of the issue she had with her
boyfriend. I did as she requested by calling a
pastor I trust so much to help me do a spiritual
enquiry to the relationship and marriage
respectively. He called me back after few days
that it is safe to go into a relationship with her.

I communicated the report of my findings to the
lady, she further requested for another spiritual
enquiry from my parish pastor. I obliged and
did as she requested because I was madly in
her at this point. My pastor gave me her own
findings that we are compatible that there will
be an "antagonist" to the relationship in her
family. I knew at this point that the antagonist
is her mother because she told me she
discussed with her mum that I asked her out
and the mother refused on spot. But she
agreed to date me, that she will talk to her mum
as time goes on.

We started dating, the relationship became so
interesting and envy to all. Fast forward to six
months, she started misbehaving and wasn't
flowing as she used to. I noticed this changes
in her and I decided to investigate what was
going on. After several attempts, she agreed to
discuss the issue.

She told me that recently she has been
receiving messages from different prophets that
we are not compatible and she will regrets it if
she goes ahead and with the relationship. Then
I became confused of what was going on If God
is an author of confusion.

I didn't know what to believe anymore, because
I was suspecting it's her mum that is doing
those things and this is a lady I love so much
and even planning to propose to by the ending
of next year.

Nlders I know you guys have never
disappointed in helping out in this kind of issue
and I'm trusting on your intellectual ability to
help me because this is killing me emotionally

I want all nairalanders to please come to my rescue with my girlfriend.

There is this lady we have dating for 6 months now. It all started when I broke up with my ex girlfriend of over 3 years because of tribe (she's Igbo, while I'm Yoruba). I attend the same church with this lady, we've been best of friends for over 8 years. She has a guy she was dating before, but they couldn't continue because her mum told her she went for spiritual enquiry and she was told they're not compatible.

Around June this year, I approached her declaring my intention of how much I love her and want her to be mine. She told me before she can accept my proposal, I should first do a spiritual consultation so as to know our compatibility in order to avoid another occurrence of the issue she had with her boyfriend. I did as she requested by calling a pastor I trust so much to help me do a spiritual enquiry to the relationship and marriage respectively. He called me back after few days that it is safe to go into a relationship with her.

I communicated the report of my findings to the lady, she further requested for another spiritual enquiry from my parish pastor. I obliged and did as she requested because I was madly in her at this point. My pastor gave me her own findings that we are compatible that there will be an "antagonist" to the relationship in her family. I knew at this point that the antagonist is her mother because she told me she discussed with her mum that I asked her out and the mother refused on spot. But she agreed to date me, that she will talk to her mum as time goes on.

We started dating, the relationship became so interesting and envy to all. Fast forward to six months, she started misbehaving and wasn't flowing as she used to. I noticed this changes in her and I decided to investigate what was going on. After several attempts, she agreed to discuss the issue.

She told me that recently she has been receiving messages from different prophets that we are not compatible and she will regrets it if she goes ahead and with the relationship. Then I became confused of what was going on If God is an author of confusion.

I didn't know what to believe anymore, because I was suspecting it's her mum that is doing those things and this is a lady I love so much and even planning to propose to by the ending of next year.

Nlders I know you guys have never disappointed in helping out in this kind of issue and I'm trusting on your intellectual ability to help me because this is killing me emotionally

APCcrimesHD:
bubu's face after we are done with him
lalasticlala Fb pls

Wetin happen na?

This is really hillarious

Na their way!

It is not today that our leaders started sleeping at public and official functions. This photo shows the then Nigerian Ambassador to the United Nations Jaja Wachukwu dozing at the UN Council meeting on October 4th 1960.

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Lala, food is ready!

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Good!

The Federal Government has declared December 24, 25 and 28 as public holidays to mark Maulud Nabiy, Christmas Day and Boxing Day, respectively.

The Minister of the Interior, Retired Lt.-Gen. Abdulrahman Dambazau, made the declaration on Thursday in Abuja in a statement signed by the Permanent Secretary in the ministry, Mr Bassey Akpanyung.

“The Federal Government has declared Thursday, 24th December, 2015 as public holiday to mark Eid-El-Maulud celebration.

“Friday, 25th and Monday 28th December, 2015 have also been declared as public holidays to mark Christmas and Boxing Day celebration,” the statement said.

The minister enjoined Muslim and Christian faithful to use the unique occasion to‎ pray for the peace and unity of Nigeria.



He also advised Nigerians to cooperate and join hands with President Muhammadu Buhari in his efforts to build a peaceful, united and virile nation.

Dambazau wished Nigerians, home and abroad, happy celebrations.

Eid-Maulud is the celebration of the birth of Prophet Muhammed in Islam, while Christmas is celebrated by Christians to mark the birth of Jesus Christ.


Source: http://thenationonlineng.net/yuletide-fg-declares-dec-24-25-28-public-holidays/

Ok

Wtf

Who should I fear? police, army, armed robber, ritualist, lawyer or politician?

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So following the available statistics, T.I.N Magazine has finally come up with the list of the top twenty songs in Nigeria this year, the list features the most popular songs released within November 2014 and November 2015.

The major criteria we used in making up this list are; digital downloads and YouTube views. Songs that do not have a video aren’t featured on this list.

THE TOP 20 SONGS IN NIGERIA 2015 COUNTDOWN

20. IJO AYO – SKALES

This song received quite some popular air-plays on radio stations this year, also among the most bought songs on MTN music+ also one of the most subscribed for caller tunes the song also got hit remixes.

19. JAMB QUESTION – SIMI

We can actually say this song is what brought its crooner SIMI to limelight, Jamb Question was song loved by many music lovers this year, got some heavy streams and downloads on the MTN music+ too. Both its first version and remix received massive downloads on popular music sites in Nigeria.

18. EFE JOKU – LIL KESH

This song by the young star Lil Kesh was another hit hiphop single he made this year. The music video has quite some views and its download on Nigerian music sites was just too massive. Not forgetting the song is among the most bought Nigerian songs on ITunes this year

17. ORENTE – ADEKUNLE GOLD

Orente was the second song released by the high-life artist Adekunle this year, following its commercial success it is actually successful than Adekunle’s first song Shade, after getting a lot of digital downloads radio air-plays the song even has a dance-hall remake. Its music video is also another hit.

16. LAGOS BOYS – OLAMIDE

This song itself is what is called popular, with the introduction the “Sneh” slang, Olamide captured many music lovers attention this year, the music video views is massive and so is the digital downloads and streams.

15. GBESE – LIL KESH

This is the song kesh released before Efe Joku, it was released earlier this year and it was an immediate hit. Received some heavy radio airplays also. The song’s music video is also among the top most popular this year.

14. CONNECT – PHYNO

Just when people were starting to say Phyno was a flop this year he proved he was not, even though it was late, this song was released in October and has since then garnered hundreds of thousand digital downloads, in other words that was huge! The song’s music video is still among the top trending videos on YouTube at the moment, the song was no rap but it was dope.

13. GIFT – IYANYA FT DON JAZZY

This song can be concluded to be Iyanya’s biggest song of the year. With massive YouTube views and hundreds of thousand downloads. The song got serious airplays on various radio stations too.

12. OLOLUFE – FLAVOUR FT. CHIDINMA

The song may not be very popular on the street but the internet impression is quite different , the music video to the song is actually the most viewed music video on YouTube this year.

11. MY WOMAN MY EVERYTHING – PATORANKING FT. WANDE COAL

Patoranking made quite some huge songs this year but it obvious “my woman” is the most popular of them all after getting massive radio airplays and downloads, the song’s music video is still getting the views on YouTube.

10. AWW – DI’JA

This song is rated at the top of all love songs this year, the video was quite a popular one too and its radio airplay is huge. Tracking the song’s download history it sure deserves the no.10 spot on this list.

9. REGGAE BLUES – HARRYSONG FT. OLAMIDE,KCEE,IYANYA,OREZI

Reggae blues a song sang together by top notch Nigerian musicians is sure a very huge song in the country this year. Harrysong featured a couple superstars on this track to get his song to be among the top 10 songs of the year according to its digital download stats.

8. LAYE – KISS DANIEL

Laye is a real huge song this year, that is daniel’s second hit single after the very popular Woju. After massive downloads on the internet it is also among the most bought songs on iTunes.

7. FANS MI – DAVIDO FT MEEK MILL

This is another huge jam that rocked the music industry this year, this song feature American rapper Meek mill a song which got a lot of digital downloads.. Its music video holds the record of the fastest Nigerian music video to hit a million views on YouTube.

6. OWO NI KO KO – DAVIDO

Another hit single from the OBO, released November last year and has been a hit ever since then. We don’t need to hype the song’s commercial success.

5. THE SOUND – DAVIDO FT. UHURU, DJ BUCKZ

Davido got another song up here on the top ten, this one features African stars, the song was reported to have topped many African charts this year.

4. GODWIN – KOREDE BELLO

The song needs no illustration; the song is among the most popular songs this year offline if not the most popular, the song made its crooner Korede a mega superstar this year..

3. OJUELEGBA+REMIX – WIZKID

The first version of the song was released late last year and it trended well, little did we know the song is still going to do the same this year, after a remix featuring Drake and Skepta it became another huge hit this year. Its music video became one of the most popular this year too.

2. WOJU + REMIX – KISS DANIEL

This is the first jam that brought Kiss to limelight this year.. Its first version was nothing but a hit nationwide, and the controversial remix featuring Tiwa and Davido finally puts this song at the 2nd position.

1. BOBO – OLAMIDE

Ok, the crooner of this song is finally turning to a living legend just within five years. He is a rapper but he made this year all about singing and “BOBO” is the most popular song he released this year. The song became more popular with its interesting dance steps, its music video is the second most viewed music video released on YouTube this year. BOBO is no doubt the song of the year.

Source: http://www..ng/2015/12/20/checkout-the-top-20-biggest-and-most-popular-songs-in-nigeria-2015/#sthash.zrTEQ3Ft.dpuf

hmmmmm

Smallville10:
right on point

Many guys go into crime just because of these "flexible" people

Women are really important in this life. As they are important, they also come with a lot of maintenance cost.

Is this true about them?

Ok

Vice - President Yemi Osinbajo on Sunday said there was no justification for people in North-East of Nigeria to remain in the Peoples Democratic PARTY (PDP). Osinbajo stated this when many members of PDP decamped to the All Progressives Congress Party (APC) in Dutse, the Jigawa state capital.

Osinbajo, represented by the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr Yakubu Dogara, said it was never too late for anyone wishing to join APC to do so. “There is no justification for anyone in the north-east to remain in PDP. “Therefore, I call on all my brothers and sisters in north-east to join our great party -APC
.
“This is because we want all hands in building Nigeria, our great nation. You can never be too late in joining the APC”, he said. The vice president therefore called on all in the north-east to join APC to build the nation together. Osinbajo further called on those yearning for change to exercise patience, adding that President Muhammad Buhari would soon unveil the programmes he had for the nation.

“I want assure those who are saying that they are tired of waiting to see the change. The change is coming soon as discussions are ongoing. “The President will soon reveal the programmes of the APC when he presents the 2016 budget on Tuesday. “You will see the mindset of the president who is ready to reposition the country”, the vice-president said. He urged Nigerians to pray for the president and the APC to succeed.


Source: http://www.247nigerianewsupdate.co/2015/12/no-justification-for-anyone-in-north.html?m=1