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This is the result of "oya gift, put off the light. ogede ti pon" Hilarious

This is the result of "oya gift, put off the light. ogede ti pon"

Hilarious

When your logo is "oya gift, put off the llight". This is what you get

This is damn hillarious

Biafra till 2019

noted

hmmmmm

hmmmmmm

ok

Rubbish

Highcuerayte:
Handsome than the poster below

The poster above is high on mosquito coil!

This is the most hairy man I've ever seen in my life

DEAR GHANAIANS!!!
..............
its called "CHURCH" not "CHECH"
its called "PASTOR" not "PASTAR"
its called "DOCTOR" not "DACTAR"
MY FELLOW NIGERIANS
its called "BATH" not "BAFF"
its called "NAIRA" not "NERA"
MY DEAR EDO PEOPLE
its called "ARGUMENT" not "AJUMENT"
(4 wetin na)
MY DEAREST YORUBAS
its called "AIR" not "HAIR"
its called "EIGHT" not "HATE"
he is called "VAN PERSIE" not "FAN PERSIN"
MY DEAR IBADAN PEOPLE
hmmmmmmm
he is called "SEAN TIZZLE" not sin tissu
its called "ZERO" not "SIRO"
MY DEAR HAUSA PEOPLE
its called "FIFTY" not "PIPTY"
its called "FIVE" not "PIPE"
its called "GLO" not "GILO"
its called "MTN" not "AMTN"
LEST I FORGET
MY CLOSE IGBO PEOPLE
(IGBO KWENU)
he is called "RICK ROSS" not "LICK LOSS"
There is nothing like "THAASAND" its called
"THOUSAND"
its called "BED SHEET" not "BAYSHEET"

LG Caretaker Committees
Illegal, Unconstitutional –
Court
By OLUGBENGA SOYELE
— Oct 24, 2015 2:50 am | Leave a
comment
Justice Abdulfatai Lawal of the Lagos
State High Court sitting in Igbosere
yesterday declared as illegal and
unconstitutional the appointment of
caretaker committees to
run local government councils in Nigeria
by state governments.
Justice Lawal, who made this declaration
while delivering judgment in a case filed
by the National Conscience Party (NCP),
seeking an order nullifying the
appointment of caretaker committees
appointed to administer local
governments by the Lagos State
government.
In the judgement, the court held that no
governor is constitutionally empowered to
take over the administration of local
governments through sole administrators
or caretaker committees.
The court also held that the system of
local government can only be managed
by democratically elected people and if
the state house of assembly should make
any law validating sole
administrators for local government, such
a law will be invalid and unconstitutional.
The judge held further that the Lagos
State Local Government Law, which
allows for the appointment of caretaker
committees, is illegal and
unconstitutional. It held that
section 1(3) of the constitution stipulates
that Nigeria should not be run in any
manner that is contrary to the
constitution.
“I call upon the Lagos State GOVT to
immediately implement the judgment of
the court by
dismantling all the illegal structures of
local government caretaker committees.
“I also call upon all state governments
where the local governments are being
manned by administrators to conduct
elections immediately,” the Justice Lawal
stated.
The judge also held that section 1(3) of
the constitution stipulates that Nigeria
should not be run in any manner that is
contrary to the constitution.
The court rejected the argument of
LAISEC that it was waiting for voters’
register from INEC since the same voters’
register and polling booths were used for
the April, 2015
elections.
Consequently, Justice Lawal directed
LASIEC to conduct elections in all local
governments within 30 days.
The applicant, National Conscience Party,
through its national general secretary,
Comrade Ayodele Akele, had filed the
action for a declaration that the local
governments in Lagos State can only be
run and managed by a democratically
elected administration.
The party had sought for an order
directing Independent National Electoral
Commission (INEC) to supply voters’
register to Lagos State Independent
Electoral Commission.
Besides, the applicant is seeking for an
order of mandamus compelling LAISEC to
forthwith conduct local government
elections in Lagos State and to declare
the caretaker committees as illegal.
In response, Lagos State government and
LAISEC stated that upon the expiration of
the tenure of the last local government
administration in October 2014, Lagos
State governor, by executive order
appointed interim caretaker committees
headed by executive secretaries, to run
the affairs of all the local governments, in
order to avoid a vacuum.
The National Conscience Party is
contending that this is in contravention of
section 7 of the 1999 Constitution which
states that only a democratically elected
government can be allowed to run the
local governments and section 1(2) of the
1999 Constitution which states that no
part of Nigeria shall be governed in any
method that is contrary to the
Constitution.
But counsel to Lagos State, Lawal Pedro,
SAN and counsel to LAISEC, Yemi
Adesina, submitted that unless INEC has
given the voters register to LAISEC,
elections cannot be conducted.
They argued further that the delay in the
conduct of local government elections
could not be blamed on the Lagos State
government. They urged the court to
dismiss the case.

Charlescobi:

Very funny I tell ya!

Barely a couple of days after the Akwa Ibom State Governorship Election petition was decided by the presiding Judge in favour of Obong Umana Okon Umana of All Progressives Congress(APC), the frustrated members of PDP have decided to stage an infantile and premature campaign to mobilize for the forthcoming re-run election, which will be held next year.
Information has it that Mr. Udom Emmanuel earlier today ordered that all major roads leading to Wellington Bassey Way where state Government House is located be closed. Hundreds of hired PDP supporters had gathered at Global Edifice where the flag-off is billed to be launched.
The campaign, which is said to have been masterminded by the State Attorney-General, Mr. Uwemedimo Nwoko, who had pre-informed the governor that, if the APC proceeds to Appeal Court, it will be given the remaining 13 Local Government Areas.
According to a source in the know of plan, the campaign which is staged at the entrance of Government House, Uyo, is to remind the electorates in Uyo to put all hands on deck to ensure that, the PDP wins the election re-run. The State Chairman of PDP, Obong Paul Ekpo, had shortly after the ruling informed those who cared to listen to his/their woe, that the judgment was confusing and has caused uproar in their camp, adding that, the re-run will render PDP useless.

 

It will be recalled that, Barr. Uwemedimo Nwoko had today lamented and cried bitterly on Channels Television, noting that, if a re-run is to be conducted, PDP will lose woefully, especially, as the Change Mantra has come to stay in the state.

A former Senator, who hails from Etinan Federal Constituency, had confirmed that, the re-run campaign has just started, noting that, the timetable of the campaign will be made public in a jiffy.

‘I am a stakeholder of the PDP in the state, we received the judgment with dismay, and it has really disorganized us. As it stands, if we do not start now to campaign, APC will over run us with a landslide victory in the re-run election, which is why we have decided to commence immediately. ‘By next week the timetable will be made available, I can assure you that, we will tour each of the 18 Local Government Areas, three times before the re-run. ‘My fear is that, Udom Emmanuel doesn’t have sink well into the heart of the people considering the posturing of Udom as Akpabio protégé. Again, if you do an electoral analysis in the LGAs cancelled, you would see that over 80% are APC strongholds. Imagine that Uyo LGA is cancelled. Many of the LGAs cancelled have large voter base. How will we win without early planning especially now that Akpabio is no more in the state and the entire security architecture in the state are such that will be very difficult breaking their ranks, but this one is off record, dont quote this part’, the Senator pleaded.
Meanwhile, a team player in APC has described the PDP’s gambit as infantile and useless, noting that, Obong Umana Okon Umana will reclaim the remaining 13 Local Government Areas before the actual election.

In a related development, Udom Emmanuel is reported to be very angry with some of his cabinet members who coordinated the tribunal arrangement. It is believed that some funds were clandestinely disbursed to some members to infiltrate the judges and negotiate for judgement deal but Udom, PDP were surprised at the outcome of the judgement as it renders Udom’s continuous stay in office vulnerable hence why Udom is demanding for a refund since it is discovered that those who coordinated the scheme may have played smart with the money.


source: http://apcnewsalert.com/2015/10/23/breakingnews-aftermath-of-tribunal-judgment-pdp-udom-start-campaign-immediately/

kinzation:
;DD hahahahahahahahah...werey lawon eleyi oooo...bata #800

Awon were pataki!!!

This is what was given to a man of the match in Ghana.

Husband is the person to tell your secrets because they're not even listening to it.

The pics explained it all

This happens when PMB is in charge of you NYSC call up letter and you will have to be screened by the Nigerian senate before you go for service

xabi2:
monikpe! This is suicide na

Big one! She should be arrested for attempted suicide

Is it by force? Fashion is pain now....she should enjoy d pain while it last...

Girls can be so funny!

Is it by force? Fashion is pain now....she should enjoy d pain while it last...

Girls can be so funny!

I am really impressed and overwhelmed by this show of love from this old man. His wife must mean so much to him to be helping her in loosing her hair by this their age!





Tolani, when we're married, I'm gonna do this for you too......

xynerise:
Wait until you are married.

I dey wait

GEJ till 2019

GEJ till 2019

My wife is gonna enjoy same!

I am really impressed and overwhelmed by this show of love from this old man. His wife must mean so much to him to be helping her in loosing her hair by this their age!


Tolani, when we're married, I'm gonna do this for you too......

Comment on the first word you see!

This is what happens when the Pastor/Imam has been preaching for over 3 hours and not ready to stop!