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Who else thinks this woman is deceiving us?

Only in Nigeria will you fins a currency that has home and away jersey

personal59:
Brother u don't need to court or date before marriage the prophet says marry for religion sake that's the best for u.


Our great grandfathers nd grandfathers never court mostly na arranged weeding nd they never divorce

You gotta be kidding me!
So if your dad calls you and tell you "I have arranged a lady for you to marry". What will be the first thing that will come to your mind? You better stop deceiving yourself

1) What should a woman do if she finds herself
alone in the company of a strange male as she
prepares to enter a lift in a high-rise apartment
late at night?

Experts Say: Enter the lift. If you need to reach
the 13th floor, press all the buttons up to your
destination. No one will dare attack you in a lift
that stops on every floor.

2) What to do if a stranger tries to attack you
when you are alone in your house, run into the
kitchen.

Experts Say: You alone know where the chili
powder and turmeric are kept.And where the
knives and plates are. All these can be turned into
deadly weapons. If nothing else, start throwing
plates and utensils all over.
Let them break. Scream. Remember that noise is
the greatest enemy of a molester. He does not
want to be caught.

3} Taking an Auto or Taxi at Night.

Experts Say: Before getting into an auto at night,
note down its registration number. Then use the
mobile to call your family or friend and pass on
the details to them in the language the driver
understands .Even if no one answers your call,
pretend you are in a conversation. The driver now
knows someone has his details and he will be in
serious trouble if anything goes wrong. He is now
bound to take you home safe and sound. A
potential attacker is now your de facto protector!

4}What if the driver turns into a street he is not
supposed to – and you feel you are entering a
danger zone?

Experts Say: Use the handle of your purse or your
stole (dupatta) to wrap around his neck and pull
him back. Within seconds, he will feel choked and
helpless. In case you don’t have a purse or stole
just pull him back by his collar. The top button of
his shirt would then do the same trick.

5} If you are stalked at night.

Expert Say: enter a shop or a house and explain
your predicament. If it is night and shops are not
open, go inside an ATM box. ATM centres always
have security guards. They are also monitored by
close circuit television.
Fearing identification, no one will dare attack you.
After all, being mentally alert is the greatest
weapon you can ever have.
Please spread it to all those women you care for
& spread awareness as this is the least we can do
for a social & moral cause and for the safety of
mankind

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*Iya Deji alaso
*Nuru eleran
*Kamoru Onigi
*Iya Monsurat elepo.
*Iya Lekan eleja
*Saidi onisu
*Iya Ijesha oniru
*Basiru oni moto
*Sola omo baba Basira
*Basira oniponmo
*Suraju olokada
*Oriyomi alalubosa
*Bose Tailor
*Gbenro agbero
*Noimo olororo
*Iya Luku Oloka
*Akanke alakara eebo
*Sola tisha
*Baba Wale Nepa
*Iya Biliki elepo
*Baba Aduke alagunmu jedi
*Iya Wasiu onifufu
*Morufu riwaya
*Iya Olobi agba
*Baba Tawa alajo
*Alani kafinta
*Buroda Tunde birikila
*Moomi Oloole
*Buroda mi Alani
*Iya mi elesuru
*Baba ilu eebo
*Bello Olopa jeko jeko
*Suberu ologbon ori
*Buroda Yellow
*Baba elero alogi
*Solo agbegi lere
*Grace pupa
*Poolu asona
*Baba onifoto
*Gambari onisuya
*Demola Fokanaisa
*Godi omo ibo
*Alhaji agbe kanga
*Baba gbegi lodo
*Biodun repeara
*Risi olonje
*Alao alawin .......

*Iya Deji alaso
*Nuru eleran
*Kamoru Onigi
*Iya Monsurat elepo.
*Iya Lekan eleja
*Saidi onisu
*Iya Ijesha oniru
*Basiru oni moto
*Sola omo baba Basira
*Basira oniponmo
*Suraju olokada
*Oriyomi alalubosa
*Bose Tailor
*Gbenro agbero
*Noimo olororo
*Iya Luku Oloka
*Akanke alakara eebo
*Sola tisha
*Baba Wale Nepa
*Iya Biliki elepo
*Baba Aduke alagunmu jedi
*Iya Wasiu onifufu
*Morufu riwaya
*Iya Olobi agba
*Baba Tawa alajo
*Alani kafinta
*Buroda Tunde birikila
*Moomi Oloole
*Buroda mi Alani
*Iya mi elesuru
*Baba ilu eebo
*Bello Olopa jeko jeko
*Suberu ologbon ori
*Buroda Yellow
*Baba elero alogi
*Solo agbegi lere
*Grace pupa
*Poolu asona
*Baba onifoto
*Gambari onisuya
*Demola Fokanaisa
*Godi omo ibo
*Alhaji agbe kanga
*Baba gbegi lodo
*Biodun repeara
*Risi olonje
*Alao alawin .......

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Hmmmmmm

This is absolutely hilarious

Numbers released by the UN in January estimated the Kurdish Region of Iraq is hosting 900,000 refugees, around 233,000 from Syria and the rest from elsewhere in Iraq.

More and more Kurdish Muslims living in Iraq are turning to Christ after witnessing the brutality of extremist groups like ISIS, who carry out horrific acts in the name of Allah, Christian aid workers have revealed.

A ministry leader in the Kurdish Region of Iraq told the Christian Aid Mission that his organization can barely keep up with the desire of refugees to learn about Christ and the Bible, which has grown increasingly strong since ISIS overtook many parts of the region.

"They're just sick of Islam," he said. "People are very hungry to know about Christ, especially when they hear about miracles, healing, mercy and love."

He added, "As terrifying and horrifying as ISIS is, they did us a great favor because they came and have shown them all the killing, saying that it's all in the Koran verses. So now we don't have to say much, we just say the truth."

Numbers released by the UN in January estimated the Kurdish Region of Iraq is hosting 900,000 refugees, around 233,000 from Syria and the rest from elsewhere in Iraq. As well as Kurds, who have fled northern Syria, the region has also accepted thousands of Arabs feeling the cities of Anbar province, which the terrorist group captured in 2014.

The ministry director revealed that his organization provides aid to displaced people in tents and whatever dilapidated or unfinished buildings they can find for shelter, with needs for blankets, heaters, food and diapers still being high.

After showing refugees the love of Christ by meeting their needs, aid workers later bring Bibles, he said. "We just help because we love them, and maybe the next time we visit we tell them about Jesus and give them Bibles," he said. "We believe in the power of the Word of God. We don't have many preachers. We don't have many missionaries, but we have the Word of God that we're able to print, purchase and deliver to the people and their children." The leader said there has a been a great "awakening" among Muslims in northern Iraq, citing many conversion accounts he has personally witnessed or heard secondhand from local churches. He recalled one particularly memorable account, where a Muslim receiving aid from his ministry was given a Bible. "He said, 'OK, but I'm Muslim, I can't become Christian - I have a big family, and my father is a very extremist radical,'" the director said. "I said, 'I didn't ask you to be Christian. I'm not trying to change your religion here. I just want you to read the Bible and know who Jesus Christ is. I want you to have a relationship with God.'" The Kurdish Muslim agreed, and he began reading the Bible with his wife and their many children. Over time, the Muslim presented the ministry leader with a list of questions he had made while reading, and one day asked for information about the prophet of Islam. According to the Christian Aid Mission, the surprised director, who normally does not talk about Islam, "gave him a token bit of information about Muhammad that did not include anything offensive about the founder of the religion." "I said, 'Why do you ask me that question?'" he said. "He goes, 'You know what? I don't like Muhammad anymore.' I was happy but surprised, so I said, 'What now?' He goes, 'I want to be a Christian.' I said, 'I thought you said you didn't want to be Christian before.' He goes, 'Oh, I changed my mind.' So he got saved." The ministry director emphasized that the Word of God has the power to change lives with no embellishment. He recalled another instance, where administrators at a sharia (Islamic law) college requested 21 Bibles for a comparative religion class so they could equip Muslims with enough criticisms of the Bible to proselytize Christians. "In a couple months, after they took that class going through the Bible, five of the students got saved," the ministry leader said. "They called me and said, 'Hey, we're done with Islam.'" Upset by the conversions, the teacher alerted the authorities, who in turn summoned the ministry director. After being asked if he had tried to convert students, the ministry director explained that he didn't even know them, and had simply provided Bibles because the school had requested them. The officer confirmed this with the teacher and asked the students why they had converted. "One said, 'The Bible is strong, powerful; it changed our lives,'" the leader said. "Then the policeman said, 'Okay, then go, there is no case here; I can't do anything.' So he dismissed the guy and asked me, 'Is it true that the Bible has the power to change lives?' I said, 'Yes, of course. It's been changing lives everywhere.' He asked, 'Can I have a copy?'" To learn more about Christian Aid Mission or help indigenous missionaries meet needs, visit their website. -

- See more at: http://www.gospelherald.com/articles/59309/20151030/thousands-muslims-northern-iraq-converting-christianity-witnessing-isis-horror-ministry.htm#sthash.eDBPHiOI.dpuf

loomer:
You sure say na putin be that?

No! Na putout

Adaowerri111:
comparing Russia to Nigeria is totally Absurd, the risk of moving alone in Nigeria is higher than that in Russia.

Why?

BTW, who made the country unsafe?

agarawu23:
that's the problem with our politicians, they think they are 'more' important but they are nothing but pencil in the hand of the creator

You nailed It Bro!!!


Bitter truth

Hmmmmm

This is President Putin of Russia, currently the most powerful man in the world buying his own petrol for his car at a local petrol station. Note - no entourage!

Ordinary councillor in Nigeria will rather send his driver!

So my friend asks a question...

Nigeria is broke but.....

Is GMB still collecting his pension as an ex
president plus a salary as president??

When retired public servants come back into
government and get paid twice is that not
bleeding our broke economy further

Ex-Governors in the senate, ex-governors as
ministers??

Double pay...all at tax payers expense...


How do we save costs??

merry02:
Amechi nko?

Check well. Amaechi is minister for Niger Delta Affairs

Lala!
Do justice please.

Fash is cool!

BREAKING NEWS: DSTV has moved all Chelsea matches to Cartoon Network to create room for more Serious Matches on SuperSport....


Happy new month!!!

Breaking...

Agric and Natural Resources Audu Ogbeh (Benue)

Agric and Natural Resources (state);Geoffrey Onyema (Enugu)

Attorney General, James Ocholi (Kogi)

Aviation Sen Hadi Sirika (Katsina)

Defence Abdulrahman Dambazau(Kano)

Defence (State) Dan Ali (Zamfara)

Education . Isaac Adewole (Osun)

FCT (State) Solomon Dalong (Plateau)

Federal Capital Territory Abubakar Bawa Bwari (Niger)

Finance Okechukwu Enelamah (Abia)

Finance (State) Kemi Adeosun (Ogun)

Foreign Affairs . Kayode Fayemi- (Ekiti)

Foreign Affairs (State) Adamu Adamu (Bauchi)

Health Osagie Ehanire (Edo)

Information, Communication Technology Lai Mohammed
(Kwara)

Interior Cladius Omoleye Daramola (Ondo)

Labour Prof Anthony Onwuka (Imo)

Mines and Steel Development Abubakar Malami (Kebbi)

National Planning Amina Mohammed (Gombe)

Niger Delta Affairs Rotimi Amaechi (River state)

Niger Delta Affairs (State) Pastor Usani Uguru (Cross River)

Petroleum Ibe Kachikwu (Delta)

Police Affairs Chris Ngige (Anambra)

Power Babatunde Fashola (Lagos)

Sports & Youth Development Lokpobiri (Bayelsa)

Trade and Investment Udo Udo Udoma (Akwa Ibom)

Trade and Investment (State) Zainab Ahmed (Kaduna)

Women Affairs Hajia Khadija Bukar Ibrahim (Yobe)

Transport Ogbonaya Onu- (Ebonyi)

Works (State) Barr. Adebayo Shittu (Oyo)

Federal House Of Rep. To Declare State Of Emergency On Unemployment In Nigeria.

The House of Representatives has called on the Executive to declare a state of emergency on unemployment in Nigeria.

The declaration was one of the resolutions reached by the House on a motion sponsored by the Majority Leader, Rep. Femi Gbajabiamila and 78 other members on Tuesday.

The House of Representatives had mandated the Committee on Labour, Employment and Productivity to hold a stakeholders’ public hearing with a view to providing legislative intervention for unemployment in the country.

The committee is also expected to conduct an audit of all foreign nationals working in Nigeria in order to determine whether or not any private or public organization has illegally engaged the services of a foreigner to the detriment of Nigerian citizens.


Source: Channels TV
http://www.jobzilla.ng/2015/10/federal-house-of-representatives-
to.html?m=1

Where is Ambode the house boy?

There was tension at the Ajao Estate, Ejigbo
area of Lagos, yesterday, following a clash
between policemen and some hoodlums.
The hoodlums burnt a stationed armoured
tank and a patrol vehicle belonging to the
Lagos State Task Force on the Environment.

The clash started at about 7.15pm following
the arrest of some motorcyclists around the
Canoe axis. It was learnt that the task force
officials stormed the area in the early hours of
the evening to arrest some motorcyclists and
impound their motorcycles.

The motorcyclists reportedly mobilised their
colleagues and thugs in the area against the
policemen in a shootout.

The Nation gathered that there were sporadic
gun shots from Afolabi Bus-stop in the estate
across the Canoe Bridge linking Ejigbo. It
prompted other motorists to scamper for
safety.

At the time of filing this report, it could not be
ascertained if there were casualties but some
persons were believed to have been injured.
Police spokesman could not be reach as at
press time.

source: thenationonlineng.net/tension-as-police-
hoodlums-clash/

chocolateme:
They no get fear for police anymore abi?

At all o!

There was tension at the Ajao Estate, Ejigbo
area of Lagos, yesterday, following a clash
between policemen and some hoodlums.
The hoodlums burnt a stationed armoured
tank and a patrol vehicle belonging to the
Lagos State Task Force on the Environment.

The clash started at about 7.15pm following
the arrest of some motorcyclists around the
Canoe axis. It was learnt that the task force
officials stormed the area in the early hours of
the evening to arrest some motorcyclists and
impound their motorcycles.

The motorcyclists reportedly mobilised their
colleagues and thugs in the area against the
policemen in a shootout.

The Nation gathered that there were sporadic
gun shots from Afolabi Bus-stop in the estate
across the Canoe Bridge linking Ejigbo. It
prompted other motorists to scamper for
safety.

At the time of filing this report, it could not be
ascertained if there were casualties but some
persons were believed to have been injured.
Police spokesman could not be reach as at
press time.

source: thenationonlineng.net/tension-as-police-hoodlums-clash/

Always remember this.

Merlissa:
*Do you have any 1 million Naira that you aren't using Can I have it pls??*

Shoro niyen?
So you just expect me to send money to you without any reason of its usage?
That's pure foolishneSs my dear!

Merlissa:
OP you forgot to mention

Ijebus are STINGY!!!

"STINGY"? Can you prove that?

I AM PROUD TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH IJEBU
WE ARE IJEBUS AND HERE ARE SOME AMAZING
FACTS ABOUT US:

1. Ijebus were the first people to have had contact with the Europeans in the 14th century.
2. Ijebus were the first to be educated
Through western education.
3. Ijebu is the largest Ethnic group in Nigeria.
4. First people to manufacture gears of wars
in the history of Nigeria.
5. First people to contend the slavery extortion in the region.
6. The first people to invent money made from cowry shell, later made Coin called "PANDORA", which became acceptable through Africa and Europe.
7. Ijebus were the first to settle in Lagos
And Ibadan.
8. Ijebu is the only tribe in Nigeria that has its origin from the biblical days.
9. According to the Biblical account; the Jebusites were a Canaanite tribe who inhabited and built
Jerusalem prior to its conquest by King David.
10. Ijebu was the first indigenous CLERK to
European missionaries.
11. The European Observers found them more intelligent than the other groups in Nigeria.
12. When Oduduwa was blind, Ijebu King (fifth Awujale) was the one to provide remedy to restore the sight.
13. Ijebu, known for sociality, integrity, and
Handwork.
14. Ijebu was the one to raise agitation for
emancipation from colonialism.
15. Ijebu King (Orimolusi) was the second Oba
appointed by colonial master for the London
conference in 1957 to negotiate the Nigerian Independence.
16. Chief Obafemi Awolowo was the first individual in the modern era to be named Leader of the Yorubas (Asiwaju Omo
Oodua)
17. The richest black woman in the world, Mrs Folorunsho Alakija, is an Ijebu woman from
Ikorodu Lagos (waterside Ijebu).
18. Ijebu man was the first Nigerian to play
in the English premier league in early 60s.
18. Ijebu, famous with Egungun festival,
Agemo festival, Ileya festival etc.
19. Mike Adenuga, an Ijebu man was the first
Nigerian to single handedly own Oil, Mining and
Telecomunicatio n (GLO).
20. Ijebu man was the first musician to perform outside the shores of Nigeria.


What a great National!
The Regional capital is Ijebu Ode.
The Commercial capital is Sagamu
The Spiritual capital is Ijebu Igbo

ARE YOU PROUD TO BE ONE?
IF SO, LET'S HEAR YOU SAY SO.