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Nigerians are always very impatient when it comes to dishing replies to any issue around.

Here is a response to Pepsi and Indomie advert

Some Nigerians no just get joy....

The family of a Saudi teenager set to be
beheaded because he attended a protest
when he was just 15 years old has
pleaded for help.
Abdullah al-Zaher, now 19, was
arrested in March 2012 after attending
protests and is said to have been
beaten and then tortured into signing
a confession without being allowed to
read it or consult with his parents or a
lawyer.
He faced a range of charges from
‘harbouring’ protesters, participating
in demonstrations and chanting
slogans, to ‘concealing the offence of
incitement’, setting fire to a car, and
throwing petrol bombs.
Zaher was sentenced to beheading in
Saudi Arabia’s secretive Specialized
Criminal Court in 2014 and his
sentence was upheld this year,
according to the human rights
organisation, Reprieve.
The prosecutor requested that Zaher
be crucified after he is beheaded.
Zaher is currently in solitary
confinement awaiting execution,
which it is feared could happen at any
time.
He is thought to be the youngest
person at the time of arrest to be given
a death sentence in Saudi Arabia.
Zaher’s father, Hassan al-Zaher told
The Guardian, ‘Please help me save
my son from the imminent threat of
death. He doesn’t deserve to die just
because he participated in a protest
rally.’
He said Zaher had told him he had not
thrown Molotov cocktails or ‘anything
similar’ at the protest.
Zaher’s father told The Guardian his
son is popular and peaceful and that
he went to the protests not really
knowing what they were about.
‘He did not go there with the intention
of fighting or opposing the
government, in his eyes it was just a
simple protest rally,’ he added.
Reprieve, which is assisting the
juveniles, has asked UK Foreign
Secretary Philip Hammond to
intervene in Abdullah’s case and those
of Ali al-Nimr and Dawoud al-
Marhoon, who were also juveniles
when they were arrested at protests. –

thefakestan:
So what should we do?



These Mods are Endtime mods seriously!




ThefakeStan

Tell Baba God to pick up your call o!

We don't know him here in Tokyo

hhhh

Solidkay:
No worries chealsea fans,d lion will return when d PROMO ends nxt season.
*Take heart*.

LWTMB

This is dam hilarious. I just got this from a friend and decided to share with my fellow nairalanders.

Chelsea problem has gone spiritual. Jose Mouthrinho needs to goan apologise to Arsene Wenger

Laitesmart:
I am very sure that the churches will have the highest number here... The rate at which churches are springing up.... It is well

Infact, it's now like recharge card centres!

Lagos State Government yesterday shut down 53 churches, mosques and hotels over noise pollution and environmental nuisance in the state. Some of the worship centres were shut because they were converted from residential apartments to places of worship thereby contravening the law and constituting nuisance to neighbours.

Lagos State Environmental Protection Agency, LASEPA General Manager, Engr Rasheed Shabi, while commenting on the closures said the agency received lots of complaints from residents and neighbours of the worship centers ‎

“In recent times, most of the petitions kept coming back to us. It was as if we are not working at all. That was why we shut the premises. You cannot have makeshift structure and say you want to be conducting services or vigil there. Definitely, you will be disturbing your neighbours. So, the government won’t allow the use of makeshift facilities as a church or mosque. Nobody is allowed to make noise above 55 decibel during the day in the residential area and only 45 decibel is allowed in such area at night. In the industrial areas, 90 decibel of noise is allowed during the day while the noise rate must not exceed 80 decibel at night in such areas. The compliance level is increasing. More residents now understand the effect of noise. Some of the religious houses are also complying with the noise pollution regulations,”.

Source: LIB

I was just in my office this morning when i received a mail. I thought it was something serious, i opened my mail, only to read "I am Mrs. Jane Bishop and i want to give you 175million dollars to spend" bla bla bla

Below in the pics is my response..... Lazy motherfucker!!!

Does coconut water have a magical effect as everyone claims? You have probably heard about coconut oil and the numerous benefits it offers. Now, you will read about the biggest advantages of coconut water of which you have probably not heard before.
You probably did not know that coconut water has a practical compatible structure with the blood plasma in human bloodstream. Moreover, coconut water was used in armed conflicts in the past as a replacement for blood and numerous lives were saved in long and exhausting battles . Nowadays, coconut water is used all around the globe. You can find it in numerous markets which offer you the chance to use the beneficial advantages of this unbelievable fruit. Coconut water does not taste very pleasantly, but this should not be the reason to avoid one of the best detoxification waters in the world.
What happens when you drink this water? When you consume coconut water you strengthen your immune system and you eliminate the bacteria which cause urinary tract infections, gonorrhea, gum diseases and viruses which cause cold, infection diseases and typhus.
It will not only increase your energy, but it will also increase the production of thyroid gland hormones. This water is also very good for people who suffer from kidney diseases since it reacts as a natural diuretic.
It will cleanse the urinary tract and the bladder canals. It will remove the toxins from the body and ‘’crash’’ the kidney stones. Coconut water is good for digestion due to the high level of fibber which it contains. If you drink it regularly it will eliminate the gastric acid. You can drink it in big amounts, since it has low levels of fat. You will lose weight, thanks to water’s ability for keeping you sated and meanwhile it lowers the appetite.
If you have acne, oily or dry skin, all you need to do is to soak a cotton wool in the coconut water and apply it to the skin. It will clean and freshen up the skin, and most importantly, it will keep the pores open. If you mix the water with olive oil, you can cleanse your organism. This mixture can remove bowel parasites.
According to experts, you can solve several health problems during pregnancy with the help of coconut water. Drink one cup of coconut water every morning and you will balance the electrolytes whose misbalance can lead to hypertension, also known as high blood pressure.
If you drink alcohol during the night you will probably have headache in the morning. So, the next time when you exaggerate with alcohol, you will remember this ‘’savior’’ if you want to get rid of the headache. Additionally, it will also compensate for the lost fluids and you will overcome the nausea which is often related with hangover.
If you want your skin to be hydrated and radiant during the entire day, one cup of coconut water will be enough. Also, after several exhausting physical activities, you can drink coconut water and you will regain energy. It will refresh you and leave a positive influence on each body part. Increase of energy, strong immune system, protection from bacteria and infections, weight loss… What more can you wish for?

Source: Diet Of Life

Nigeria has 36 states starting with Abia and ends with Yobe. With the economic situation of Nigeria, it is clear that some states cannot even pay their workers salaries not to talk of embarking on infrastructural development.


So If you are asked to delete a state from the 36 states of Nigeria, which state would it be and why?

Stephansmily:
Remove the fuuckin dick

Lala, Come and see a big fat lie oooo

Stephansmily:
Organ

What will you suggest supposing its your boyfriend?

Poster above>>>

No! Choose one

What will you do if you are told to choose between your male organ to save your life or die?


As for me, i will rather die than loose my "Instrument of Havoc"

A student was asked to list four advantages of breast milk. His response is hilarious!

A student was asked to list four advantages of breast milk. His response is hilarious!

hmmmmmm

Freemanan:

What's your own!!!

We all generally agreed that most men prefer sex to true love while most ladies prefer true love to good sex.

Is it possible to find true love & good sex from the same partner?

Is it necessary?

To you, what's the quality you will rather go for?

1.Good Sex?

2. True love

hh

RisingSun1:
There will be no mosque in Biafraland ~ Nnamdi Kalu


Biafra will adopt the japanese model.

Shoro niyen!

lemme join the end time crew....
End time religion





Lala, come and see something oooo!

With all this Muslim terrorism plaguing the world, perhaps it is time to take a look at a country not suffering the same fate and analyze exactly why that is…

In 2011, Sunni Muslims accounted for the greatest number of terrorist attacks and fatalities for the third year in a row. Over 5,700 incidents were committed by Sunni Muslims, responsible for nearly 56 percent of all attacks and about 70 percent of 12,533 fatalities.*

Another 24 percent of the fatalities are on Shi´a Muslims. So in 2011, Muslims were responsible for 94 percent of the fatalities in terrorist attacks. Since 2011, with ISIS on the scene, the number of the fatalities –victims of the Muslim terrorist attacks- sharply grew, together with Muslims´ share in the world terrorism that is steadily closing in on 100%.

In 2013, according to the US Department of State, a total of 9,707 terrorist attacks occurred worldwide, resulting in more than 17,800 deaths and more than 32,500 injuries. In addition, more than 2,990 people were kidnapped or taken hostage. Information about perpetrators was reported in source materials for 32 percent of terrorist attacks in 2013.

And of these 32 percent, or 17,800 deaths, only three Muslim terrorist groups, namely the Taliban, ISIS and Boko Haram, were responsible for 5,655 fatalities, or for 31.76 percent! That means that 31.76 percent out of the 32 percent of terrorist attacks which had reported information about the attackers were perpetrated by only three Muslim terrorist groups, out of a good 50 more that exist in our turbulent world!

Muslim terrorists can be proud: their share in world terrorist attacks is now close to 100%.

Seems there is not a single country where Muslims would not show their true colors… But no! There is such a country. It’s one of the most developed countries on Earth, and its democratic nature is recognized worldwide, a true ally of the USA and a member of NATO. However, with all this, there was not a single terrorist attack perpetrated by Muslims in this country. Moreover, there was not a single, even minor, riot, disturbance or protest, no matter how many citizens of this country support cartoons of the prophet Muhammad published in some Danish newspaper or in a French magazine.

The name of this lucky country is Japan.

Of course, Japan achieved this by some super effective integration policy, through using the most advanced technologies and assigning billions of yen on the building of thousands of mosques and Islamic schools all over Japan, banning pork in all public places, introducing separate hours for boys and girls in swimming pools in all public schools, and Japanese male doctors do not dare touch their female patients, Muslim women get immense social aid each time they have a child, Shari´a courts were introduced in the judicial system of Japan, and the Koran is considered a Holy Book in Japan…

No, nothing of the kind. What Japan did to avoid problems related to Muslims was much simpler and cheaper; Japan is practically closed to Muslims.

Officially, immigration to Japan is not closed to Muslims. But the number of the immigration permits given to the applicants from Islamic countries is very low. Obtaining a working visa is not easy for adepts of Islam, even if they are physicians, engineers and managers sent by foreign companies that are active in the region. As a result, Japan is “a country without Muslims”.

There is no reliable estimate on the Japanese Muslim population. However, claims of thirty thousand made by some researchers are without doubt an exaggeration. Some claim that there are only a few hundred. This probably amounts to the number of Muslims openly practicing Islam. Asked to give an estimate on the actual number of Muslims in Japan, the ex-president of the Japan Islamic Association Abu Bakr Morimoto replied, “To say frankly, only one thousand. In the broadest sense, I mean, if we do not exclude those who became Muslims for the sake of, say marriage, and do not practice then the number would be a few thousand.”

One of the leaders of the Muslim community in Japan, Nur Ad-Din Mori, was asked: “What percentage of Japan’s total population are Muslims?” He responded, “The answer at the moment is: One out of a hundred thousand.”

Japan’s population is 130 million people, so if these Muslim leaders are correct, then there must be around 1300 Muslims. But even those Muslims who obtained immigration permits and lived many years in the country have very poor chances of becoming Japanese citizens.

Japan officially forbids exhorting people to adopt the religion of Islam (Dawah), and any Muslim who actively encourages conversion to Islam is seen as proselytizing to a foreign and undesirable culture. Too active “promoters of Islam” face deportation- and sometimes even a jail sentence.

The Arabic language is taught by very few academic institutes; I could find only one such institute: The Arabic Islamic Institute in Tokyo. But even the International University of Japan in Tokyo does not offer courses on Arabic or Islamic languages.

Importing the Koran in Arabic is practically impossible, and the only one permitted is the “adapted” version in Japanese.

Until recently, there were only two mosques in Japan: Tokyo Jama Masjid and Kobe Mosque. Now, the total number of Muslim praying sites in Japan is counted in some 30 single story mosques and about a hundred apartment rooms set aside for prayers.

And Japanese society expects Muslims to pray at home: no collective “prostrating” in the streets or squares; in Japan, for such “shows” the actors can get pretty high fines, and in those cases Japanese Police consider “serious”, the participants can be deported.

Quite often, Japanese companies seeking foreign workers specifically note that they are not interested in Muslims.

There is not even a trace of a Shari´a Law in Japan, and halal food is extremely difficult to find in there.

The Japanese tend to perceive Islam as a “strange and dangerous religion” that a true Japanese should avoid, and the recent murders of two Japanese nationals, Haruna Yukawa and Kenji Goto, by ISIS have not contributed to any improvement in the opinions of the Japanese on this matter.

And the most interesting thing in the Japanese approach to Muslims is the fact that the Japanese do not feel any guilt for such a “discriminatory” approach to Islam, and they evidently do not think they should apologize to Muslims for the negative way in which they perceive their religion. Arab gas and oil- yes, and Japan maintains good relations with Arab exporters. But Islam – no, and Muslim immigration- neither. Islam is something that is suitable for others, not for Japan, and therefore the Muslims must remain outside.

And Muslims in Japan do not riot, they do not brand the Japanese “racists”, they do not burn cars, smash windows, behead Japanese soldiers for having been in Afghanistan, Iraq or anywhere else on Earth – and not a single Japanese has been victim of a Muslim terrorist attack on Japanese soil in the last 30 years.

Maybe Europe and the USA should look at the Japanese model of dealing with Muslims more closely?

*This information comes from the National Counterterrorism Center’s (NCTC) unclassified report. The NCTC provides the State Department with the statistical data it needs and was created to provide government agencies with this type of information.


source; http://chersonandmolschky.com/2015/04/13/islamic-terrorism-japan/

The trial version of sage is not working

KinkyAngela:
Are these not the same people crying about Biafra

See me ooo!! They are bunch of confused fellows!!!

Dunno their problem with titles

A Benin High Court has ordered the Edo Commissioner of Police to prevent one Chief Luke Abbas from being installed as Eze Ndigbo in Benin, Edo State.

Justice A. Edodo-Eruaga gave the order following an exparte motion filed by Chief Festus Ezekwere and two others on behalf of Igbo Community Union in Benin City.

In the High Court enrolment order on Monday in Benin, the Judge granted the interim injunction restraining Abbas from presenting himself to Eze Nwosu Ibe for installation as Eze Ndigbo in Benin, Edo

The Judge also restrained Ibe and his agents from installing Abbas as Eze Ndigbo of Edo State pending the determination of the motion on notice.

The court additionally restrained the state commissioner of police from “permitting or allowing Ibe and Abbas to assemble at Abbas’s Gapiona GRA residence for the purpose of installing him as Eze Ndigbo of Edo State.’’

Edodo-Eruaga adjourned the case to Dec. 22 for hearing of the motion on notice.




http://thenationonlineng.net/court-stops-eze-ndigbo-installation-in-benin/