₦airaland Forum

What about the ones he stole?

Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike, declared on Friday that his administration would recover embezzled public funds from erring contractors.

Wike specifically said he would ensure that contractors who defrauded the state of N2bn in the immediate past administration did not go scot-free.

The governor who was represented by the Chief of Staff, Government House, Chief Emeka Woke, made the declaration in Port Harcourt while receiving the task force report on the renovation of selected state-owned secondary schools.

“In as much as I am continuing with the important ongoing projects I inherited where Rivers State tax payers’ money have been misappropriated, I will not relent in ensuring that such funds are recovered,” Wike said.

The governor expressed gratitude to members of the task force for their hard work in compiling the report and thanked God that they did not record any ugly incident during their assignment.
Earlier, the Chairman, Taskforce on Inspection of Government Secondary Schools, Eze Otoma Eric, informed the governor that the inspection was carried out on selected secondary schools across the 23 local government areas of Rivers State.

Eric explained that the entire project was mismanaged by the Rotimi Amaechi’s administration.

According to him, contracts were awarded in 24 out of 42 secondary schools and the contractors were given 30 per cent value of the contract as mobilisation fees.

The task force chairman said the contracts were awarded with disregard to the due process panel by a special three-man committee made up of former Deputy Governor, Mr. Tele Ikuru, former SSG, Mr. George Feyii and former chairman of Senior Secondary Schools’ Board, Chief Allwell Onyeoso.

Eric said the awards defied the Rivers State Procurement Law of 2008 as there were no newspaper advertisements calling on interested contractors to bid.

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The Lagos State Health Service Commission is requesting for application from suitably qualified candidates to fill the
following vacant positions in the various General Hospitals across the State:
Consultants - 4
Prin. Medical Officers - 2
Snr. Medical Officer. - 1
Medical Officers - 12
Dental Officer - 1
Medical Lab. Scientist. - 1
Pharmacists - 7
Radiographers - 28
X-Ray Technicians/Dark Room Assistants - 18
Matron - 1
Nursing Sisters - 35
Hospital Administrator - 1
Social Welfare Officer - 1
Engineers II - 3
Pharmacy Technician - 1
Health Record Officers/Technicians - 7
Data Entry Assistants - 4
Driver Mechanics - 3
Craftmen - 8
Craftmen (Tailoring) - 2
Cook - 1
Health Attendants - 12
ENTRY REQUIREMENTS:
CONSULTANTS
All applicants for Consultant position must have passed the Part II Final Examination of the Fellowship of the West African College of Surgeons or the National Post Graduate Medical
College or its equivalent in the area of Radiology, Paediatrics
(Neonatology), Internal Medicine (Cardiology), and Pathology (Chemical Pathology).
PRINCIPAL MEDICAL OFFICERS
A Degree in Medicine and Post NYSC full registration with the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria plus at least Twelve
(12) years post qualification cognate experience.
SENIOR MEDICAL OFFICERS
A Degree in Medicine and Post NYSC full registration with the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria plus 6 - 9 years post
qualification cognate experience.
MEDICAL/DENTAL OFFICERS
A Degree in Medicine and Post NYSC full registration with the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria plus at least One (1)
year post qualification cognate experience.
MEDICAL LABORATORY SCIENTISTS
(a)Haematology (b) Chemical Pathology
Candidates must be holder of AIMLS (T), Bsc plus AIMLS or
Bachelor Degree in Medical Laboratory Science (BMLS).
Candidates must have completed NYSC and licensed by the
Medical laboratory Science Council of Nigeria
PHARMACISTS
Bachelor of Pharmacy Degree, Post NYSC full registration with the Pharmacist Registration Board of Nigeria.
PHARMACY TECHNICIANS
Candidates must have completed the 3 year training program at the School of Health Technology and obtained the registration of the Institute of Medical Laboratory Technology
for Technicians.
RADIOGRAPHERS
Candidates must have a Bachelor of Science Degree in Medical Radiography or DCR London (Diploma in
Radiography) from any of the recognized Institutions both locally and abroad plus registration with the Board of Radiographers of Nigeria. Candidates must have completed NYSC.
X-RAY TECHNICIANS
Candidates must have a West African School Certificate plus 2 years training program at the School of Health Technology or 2 Years training plus 1 Year Advanced training at the School of Health Technology.
MATRON
Basic requirements: Registered Nurse (RN), Registered Midwife
(RM) and BNSc Nursing certificates is required plus at least
Twelve (12) years post qualification cognate experience.
NURSING SISTERS
Basic requirements: Registered Nurse (RN), Registered Midwife
(RM) and BNSc Nursing certificates is required in area of specialization where applicable. BNSc candidates must have
completed NYSC
HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR
Candidates must have a Bachelor Degree in any Social Sciences obtained from recognized university and must have
completed NYSC. SOCIAL WELFARE OFFICER
Candidates must have a Bachelor Degree in Social Work or any of the relevant Social Sciences obtained from recognized
university and must have completed NYSC
ENGINEERS
Candidates must have Bachelor of Science Degree in appropriate engineering field plus membership of Nigerian
Society of Engineers or COREN. Candidates must have completed NYSC
HEALTH RECORD OFFICERS/TECHNICIANS
a) Candidates must have a Higher National Diploma (HND) in Medical Records/Biostatistics and must be licensed by the
Health Information Registration Board. Candidates must have
completed NYSC
b) Candidates must have completed the 3 year training program at the School of Health Technology plus Membership
of the Association of Medical Records Technicians.
DATA ENTRY ASSISTANTS
Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate of Education (GCE)
plus ability to read and write. Knowledge in computer would
be an added advantage.
DRIVER MECHANICS
Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate of Education (GCE)
and a valid Class "C"Driver Licence plus ability to read and write.
CRAFTSMEN
Candidates must have 4Credits in West Africa School Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate of Education (GCE) plus a pass in the Federal Ministry of Labour Trade Test Class III in the appropriate trade.
COOKS
Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Leaving
Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate in Education (GCE) plus ability to read and write.
HEALTH ATTENDANTS
Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Leaving Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate in Education (GCE) plus ability to read and write.
METHOD OF APPLICATION:
All interested applicants should visit our website at
www.hsc@lagosstate.gov.ng for Entry Requirements and download the Health Service Commission Employment Application Form,Copies of credentials, curriculum vitae and two (2) passport -size recent photographs are to be attached to completed
Application Form.
Applicants must ensure that their completed application forms reach the Permanent Secretary, Health Service Commission,1 Ganiu Smith Street, Lagos Island, Lagos within two (2) weeks of publication of this advertisement.
ANNOUNCER
Dr. Jemilade A. Longe
Permanent Secretary (HSC)

The Lagos State Health Service Commission is requesting for application from suitably qualified candidates to fill the
following vacant positions in the various General Hospitals across the State:
Consultants - 4
Prin. Medical Officers - 2
Snr. Medical Officer. - 1
Medical Officers - 12
Dental Officer - 1
Medical Lab. Scientist. - 1
Pharmacists - 7
Radiographers - 28
X-Ray Technicians/Dark Room Assistants - 18
Matron - 1
Nursing Sisters - 35
Hospital Administrator - 1
Social Welfare Officer - 1
Engineers II - 3
Pharmacy Technician - 1
Health Record Officers/Technicians - 7
Data Entry Assistants - 4
Driver Mechanics - 3
Craftmen - 8
Craftmen (Tailoring) - 2
Cook - 1
Health Attendants - 12
ENTRY REQUIREMENTS:
CONSULTANTS
All applicants for Consultant position must have passed the Part II Final Examination of the Fellowship of the West African College of Surgeons or the National Post Graduate Medical
College or its equivalent in the area of Radiology, Paediatrics
(Neonatology), Internal Medicine (Cardiology), and Pathology (Chemical Pathology).
PRINCIPAL MEDICAL OFFICERS
A Degree in Medicine and Post NYSC full registration with the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria plus at least Twelve
(12) years post qualification cognate experience.
SENIOR MEDICAL OFFICERS
A Degree in Medicine and Post NYSC full registration with the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria plus 6 - 9 years post
qualification cognate experience.
MEDICAL/DENTAL OFFICERS
A Degree in Medicine and Post NYSC full registration with the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria plus at least One (1)
year post qualification cognate experience.
MEDICAL LABORATORY SCIENTISTS
(a)Haematology (b) Chemical Pathology
Candidates must be holder of AIMLS (T), Bsc plus AIMLS or
Bachelor Degree in Medical Laboratory Science (BMLS).
Candidates must have completed NYSC and licensed by the
Medical laboratory Science Council of Nigeria
PHARMACISTS
Bachelor of Pharmacy Degree, Post NYSC full registration with the Pharmacist Registration Board of Nigeria.
PHARMACY TECHNICIANS
Candidates must have completed the 3 year training program at the School of Health Technology and obtained the registration of the Institute of Medical Laboratory Technology
for Technicians.
RADIOGRAPHERS
Candidates must have a Bachelor of Science Degree in Medical Radiography or DCR London (Diploma in
Radiography) from any of the recognized Institutions both locally and abroad plus registration with the Board of Radiographers of Nigeria. Candidates must have completed NYSC.
X-RAY TECHNICIANS
Candidates must have a West African School Certificate plus 2 years training program at the School of Health Technology or 2 Years training plus 1 Year Advanced training at the School of Health Technology.
MATRON
Basic requirements: Registered Nurse (RN), Registered Midwife
(RM) and BNSc Nursing certificates is required plus at least
Twelve (12) years post qualification cognate experience.
NURSING SISTERS
Basic requirements: Registered Nurse (RN), Registered Midwife
(RM) and BNSc Nursing certificates is required in area of specialization where applicable. BNSc candidates must have
completed NYSC
HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR
Candidates must have a Bachelor Degree in any Social Sciences obtained from recognized university and must have
completed NYSC. SOCIAL WELFARE OFFICER
Candidates must have a Bachelor Degree in Social Work or any of the relevant Social Sciences obtained from recognized
university and must have completed NYSC
ENGINEERS
Candidates must have Bachelor of Science Degree in appropriate engineering field plus membership of Nigerian
Society of Engineers or COREN. Candidates must have completed NYSC
HEALTH RECORD OFFICERS/TECHNICIANS
a) Candidates must have a Higher National Diploma (HND) in Medical Records/Biostatistics and must be licensed by the
Health Information Registration Board. Candidates must have
completed NYSC
b) Candidates must have completed the 3 year training program at the School of Health Technology plus Membership
of the Association of Medical Records Technicians.
DATA ENTRY ASSISTANTS
Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate of Education (GCE)
plus ability to read and write. Knowledge in computer would
be an added advantage.
DRIVER MECHANICS
Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate of Education (GCE)
and a valid Class "C"Driver Licence plus ability to read and write.
CRAFTSMEN
Candidates must have 4Credits in West Africa School Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate of Education (GCE) plus a pass in the Federal Ministry of Labour Trade Test Class III in the appropriate trade.
COOKS
Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Leaving
Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate in Education (GCE) plus ability to read and write.
HEALTH ATTENDANTS
Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Leaving Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate in Education (GCE) plus ability to read and write.
METHOD OF APPLICATION:
All interested applicants should visit our website at
www.hsc@lagosstate.gov.ng for Entry Requirements and download the Health Service Commission Employment Application Form,Copies of credentials, curriculum vitae and two (2) passport -size recent photographs are to be attached to completed
Application Form.
Applicants must ensure that their completed application forms reach the Permanent Secretary, Health Service Commission,1 Ganiu Smith Street, Lagos Island, Lagos within two (2) weeks of publication of this advertisement.
ANNOUNCER
Dr. Jemilade A. Longe
Permanent Secretary (HSC)

Funny people!

League of Imams and Alfa in Ekiti State
have warned Muslims against collecting
Sallah rams from Governor Ayodele Fayose
over what they described as the deliberate
marginalization of Muslim members by Ekiti
State Government.

The clerics, who condemned the
lopsidedness in the appointments of
commissioners and other officials by
Governor Fayose, said that before resorting
to making their protest public, effort at
getting the governor redress the lopsided
appointment were to no avail.

The meeting of the Muslim clerics was held
held Tuesday at Anser- Udeen Central
Mosque Odo-Otu, Ado-Ekiti.

A statement by the Nigerian Supreme
Council for Islamic Affair (NSCIA) and
National Council of Muslim Youth
Organisation (NACOMYO) resolved that no
Muslim in the State should collect rams and
other food items if presented to them in any
form by the government.

The statement which was signed by the
leaderships of the Imams and Alfa said, any
Muslim that Collects such rams or food
items under any guise has taken Haram
(Unlawful) and the punishment of the
Almighty Allah awaits the person. (Quran 71
verse 28).

HMMMMMMM

President Muhammadu Buhari, has finally approved the appointment of a new Accountant General of the Federation, Premium Times reports.

The announcement was contained in a statement signed by Haruna Imrana, the director communications, office of the head of civil service of the federation on Thursday, June 25.

Ahmed Idris, a former director of finance was named the new AGF.

The statement reads: “The Head of the Civil Service of the Federation Barrister Danladi Kifasi who announced the appointment said that the appointment is with effect from 25th of June 2015.”

The statement also revealed that Idris, who hails from Kano state, was born on November 25, 1960, and was until his appointment, the Director of Finance and Accounts, Federal Ministry of Mines and Steel Development.

Former AGF, Jonah Otunla, resigned on June 12 and the office of the head of service later conducted examinations for prospective candidates for the position.

It was gathered that all directors of finance and accounts as well as some from the audit department of all the ministries in the counrty numbering over 60, attended the first round of the examination.

A source at the HOS said about 20 eligible candidates were dropped after the first sitting.

President Buhari is, however, yet to name the ministers in his cabinet. It is believed that the president is still deliberating on whether to reduce the number of ministries in the country to 19 in accordance with the recommendation of the transition committee.

The Ralph Uwazurike-led faction of the Movement for the Actualisation of the Sovereign State of Biafra (MASSOB) has called on Igbo politicians to reject any appointment that might be offered them under the President Muhammadu Buhari-led administration.

Rivers South zonal leader Sunday Kalu-Amuzie spoke after a thanksgiving service to mark the movement’s 16th year anniversary.

Amuzie said opportunities abound in the Biafran nation for any position or portfolios they might want, urging them to come back home and occupy them with ease.

“We are confident that our desire on Biafra has been realised and this informed today’s celebration.

“We are convinced that God supports our agitation and is guiding our step towards its realisation soon. This is why we call on our people to come home, because what they seek in Abuja is at home.”

“The Ndigbos who are lobbying for appointments into Buhari’s cabinet should stop forthwith, as there is no need for that. The Biafran nation is already in our hands; they should reject any appointment that might be given to them and come home to help build Biafra,” he said.
Amuzie noted that God had perfected the birth of the new nation, which comprised the 11 states of the former eastern region.

Officiating minister Pastor David Achi said God told him Biafra was in his programme and that conviction informed his interactions with the group.

“The crowd that defiled the rains for this programme today is evidence that God supports MASSOB. The people are convinced of this; if I am not convinced of what I heard from God, I would not have identified with them.

“It took me several years, even after God spoke, to make up my mind to join because I didn’t want to make mistakes,” Achi said.

General hospital or general bush?

Why now?

Forget about the lies and hateful propaganda against the person of President Muhammadu Buhari from some noisy, frustrated, hypocritical and angry persons and groups from southeast Nigeria. They churn out all manner of lies that Buhari “hates the Igbos” and that’s why he has not considered, or does not consider them for appointments into plum positions in his government.

But is it true that President Buhari hates the Igbos? I have seen statements and lamentations like “Why does Buhari hate Igbos?” coming from groups like the Ohanaeze Ndi-Igbo, the Aka Ikenga group and other Igbo socio-cultural groups, and I have often wondered whether that question and lamentation should not be the other way round. I sincerely believe the right question should be, “Why do the Igbos hate Buhari?”

Don’t get it twisted; I know quite a large number of Igbos that are fanatical supporters and promoters of the Buhari Project, and I have an inner knowing that even if you put a knife on the throats of these people to denounce Buhari, they will proudly refuse to denounce him. Unfortunately, these Igbos that are staunch lovers of Buhari are regarded as outcasts in Igbo land and are therefore treated as scum.

The first time Buhari took a shot at contesting the presidential election was in 2003, and who did he pick as his running mate? A notable and credible Igbo man called Senator Chuba Wilberforce Okadigbo, a former President of the Nigerian Senate. And where did the Igbo votes go to in that presidential election? The second time Buhari took a shot at contesting a presidential election was in 2007, and, again, who did he pick as his running mate? Another notable Igbo man called Rt. Hon. Edwin Ume-Ezeoke, a former Speaker of the House of Reps. And where did the Igbo votes go to in that presidential election?

Twice the Igbos rejected him, in spite of picking some of their prominent men as running mates.

For the next two presidential contests Buhari took part in, he moved towards the Yorubas for a running mate. Once in 2011, the Yorubas rejected him in spite of the man having one of them as running mate, but in 2015, they accepted him. But in all the four presidential contests Buhari participated in, he was massively and resoundingly rejected by the Igbos, which, again, asserts that the right question should be, “Why do the Igbos hate Buhari?”

In all fairness, is it not outright mischief and shamelessness to expect plum positions in the government of a man you have perpetually rejected and insulted with all manner of derogatory words? And even while they are making hypocritical noises about appointments, they keep saying that they are proud of the way they voted in 2015, and that if given the chance again they will repeat voting for an absolutely corrupt regime that was resoundingly rejected by Nigerians and the global community, and yet they want to be incorporated into Buhari’s kitchen cabinet? To promote the values they cherished in Jonathan’s sordid regime for which he was overwhelmingly rejected?

You want to be part of running a government of CHANGE after deriding the CHANGE MOVEMENT right from inception up to election day?

They want to be military service chiefs in Buhari’s government but yet they don’t want any “Boko Haram” prisoner in any federal prison built in any of their towns? They want power without responsibility or even a shred of shared responsibility? A case of looking for “juicy appointments” without sprucing the fruit trees in the garden, or a case of seeking to enjoy omelettes without the simple hassle of breaking the eggs shells, or a case of seeking to enjoy federal power without being federalist, or a case of being Biafrans while being Nigerians at the same time, right?

Also, they want to be either Senate President or Deputy Senate President but deliberately hooked themselves to a notoriously corrupt and dying political party and thereby walked themselves out of the Hurricane of Change that blew across the country, and had to rely on subterfuge and alleged forgery to “kidnap” the position of Deputy Senate President, and yet they want more other top positions?

Does Federal Character mean an Igbo man succeeding an Igbo man as SGF even after an Igbo man spent about five years in that position? Or does Federal Character mean the other 250 ethnic groups in Nigeria should not be appointed into positions which they label as “juicy”? Or don’t they know and understand that they are just one of the 250 ethnic groups in Nigeria?

Without doubt, the Jonathan regime was an Igbo regime, for the man truly put them in many strategic and “juicy” positions, especially in almost all the nation’s finance institutions. But how has this Igbo domination of the Jonathan regime helped the Igbos or the southeast in general apart from the hefty bank accounts of those Igbos Jonathan “empowered” with those “juicy” appointments? The famous East-West road and the Second Niger Bridge were merely turned into cash cows for the Jonathan gang. So what is the rationale for their loving such a hopelessly corrupt regime that did not even serve any part of the country with services except the deliberate promotion of ethno-religious sentiments, which, in itself, was a ploy to perpetuate that same distasteful regime through national disunity?

What should serve as a metaphoric description of the contradiction in the “love story” between the Igbos and Jonathan’s government is a heart-rending piece titled ‘The Road to Arochukwu’ written by ace writer and Editor of THIS DAY newspaper, Segun Adeniyi, on the back page of the paper on Thursday, July 23, in which the writer lamented the deliberately neglected Arochukwu road in Abia State. According to him, he and other travellers who had cause to use that road for a condolence trip spent about two hours on a journey of just 34 kilometres, which ordinarily should last for about 15 to 20 minutes. This was because the road was in complete ruins despite being a federal road, and the government of Jonathan that was so loved by the Igbos and had a lot of Igbos nicely tucked in in very “juicy” federal positions, yet they could not deploy their “juicy” positions to influence the fixing of that road and, perhaps, many other such roads in their region!

In a follow-up piece on the same road by Segun Adeniyi on Thursday, July 30, he exposed how the contract for the reconstruction of the road was awarded in 2012 by the Jonathan regime to a firm called Beks Kimse (Nigeria) Limited owned by Professor Kimse Okoko from Bayelsa State at the cost of a little over 4.7 billion naira. The company was promptly paid around 2.5 billion naira as mobilisation to commence work, and the flag off of the project was done on March 29, 2013 in the presence of the Abia State Governor at that time, Chief T.A. Orji, and the late Senator Uche Chukwumerije, and other prominent politicians and businessmen from the area.

Well, since the flag off was done, the contractor did just less than one kilometre and abandoned the project after! Since the work was abandoned, no one has ever heard the Ohanaeze Ndi-Igbo or any other noisy Igbo group demand to know why the project was abandoned by the contractor and the Jonathan government. Rather, they were all busy endorsing and promoting the Jonathan 2015 presidential project!

So, what is the nature of the “mutually beneficial” relationship between the Jonathan regime and the Igbo elite on the one hand, and between the Jonathan regime and the Igbo downtrodden on the other in the light of the fact that the Arochukwu road project seemed to be a cash cow for a Bayelsa contractor and some highly placed Igbo politicians? And, was the alliance of Bayelsa politicians and contractors with their Igbo counterparts just an elaborate financial benefit scheme for their elite class at the expense of the manipulated downtrodden Igbo peasants and small time traders? And was the massive propaganda of lies and hate that emanated from that region against Buhari prior to the presidential elections another elaborate scheme to chain down the downtrodden Igbo in perpetual slavery to the whims and financial benefits of their corrupt elite?

President Buhari should not allow his administration to be blackmailed and intimidated by angry and frustrated “Federal Character” chanters who never even believed in it nor in its practice in their six years of looting, rape and plunder of the country’s wealth. Buhari should just focus and concentrate in building and empowering our national institutions, and providing good governance irrespective of whoever he uses.

hmmmm

Governor Rauf Aregbesola of Osun State has disclosed that his administration would ensure the payment of workers’ salary arrears before the forthcoming Sallah festival.

The governor stated this while addressing some workers and other stakeholders of the state on Tuesday evening in Osogbo.

Aregbesola described the state workforce as cooperative, adding that he personally shared in the pains they have gone through.


“We will also like to implore workers to join government in its effort to block some channels of leakages. It will be of great help to government and the people if you turn yourselves to whistle blowers by reporting any act or persons that are doing anything that will affect the state,” the governor said.

Yesterday Serena Williams lost her bid for the first Grand Slam in tennis in 27 years and many are blaming her rumoured boyfriend Drake for it. According to MTO, a British tabloid said Drake is the one to blame for Serena losing at the U.S Open to a virtually unknown player named Roberta Vinci. And it has to do with sex, plenty of it.

The mag claimed that Serena and Drake were having 'too much sex' and that Serena was 'weakened' from all the 'off the court' exercise that she was doing. A person close to the tennis star is quoted as saying "Serena was exhausted from all the nightly sex sessions with Drake that went on for hours, sapping all her energy". Yeah, right! Lol

Meanwhile someone close to Serena told Hollywood Life that Serena isn’t blaming Drake for her loss. “She doesn’t blame Drake but would have rather him not have shown up till the finals,”

Unfortunately, Serena can’t turn back time and tell Drake not to show up to her match.

Amber rose

1. Visit the hood. Rick Ross visited Lagos in 2012 to shoot the video for Hold Me Back. “These …won’t hold me back! These…won’t hold me back!”

2. Dress up in local attire and get a chieftaincy title. Shawn Carter, aka Jay-Z, hip-hop impressario, bestselling rap artiste and entreprenuer visited Kwara in 2013 to hang out with Bukola Saraki.

3. Drink Nigerian Beer. U2 frontman Bono, after selling over 150 million records to become the world’s wealthiest music artiste worth an estimated $1.4bn caught at Fela Shrine in Lagos living it up with some Star Lager Beer during his visit in August 2015.

4. Visit the club and try to keep up with the amazing spectacle of Nigerians having a good time. International DJ Tim Westowood visited Nigeria in 2014 for the Heineken Green Light party finale.

5. Learn Nigerian dance moves…As Amber Rose did earlier this year at D’Banj’s 10th anniversary.

Anytime you see these two in a movie, somebody must die or be punished through their wickedness. Lol

Anytime you see these two in a movie, somebody must die or be punished through their wickedness.
Lol

ladyF:

You again!!!

........JSS1....
1. you feel like you are in another world.
2. When seniors enter your class they will call you
little frog& you
answer woo!!!!.
3. Ur school uniform will be 3 quarter instead of
short,
"girl's wedding gown instead of short
gown.
4. When u hear d skul bell for dismisal you shout"
go
home!!, n0w d day is 0ver!, etc "
.
.... JSS2.......
1. You begin to grow wings.
2. U start going to school late instead of 7.00am
it will
be 7.40am.
3. U start missing lessons.
.
....... JSS3.......
1. omo level Don change now.
2. U dey see ur sef like a final year student in d
University.
3. U start to insult seniors.
4. after junior waec u spoil some school
properties.
...... SS1......
1.Omo level Don high.
2. U Don enter d planet of Apes.
3.u begin dey carry cane dey flog any junior
student
way no greet
u as senior
.
4. U begin to dey write love letters for class.
.
..... SS2......
1. omo u Don become principal.
2. U begin dey go school by 9.30am and start
dey
hold late comers
3. No more school sandals or cotina.
4.u start to dey carry phone go school.
5. Wen u give junior student #50 u tell him or her
to
buy u la casera #120, gala#100,pure water #10
bring
change #50.
6. No more hair cut.
....... SS3......
1. U DON become Mr lecturer.
2. U begin dey go school 3times in a week.
3. U dey go school 10.00am & come back
12.30pm.
4. U begin dey scope ur sexy female teachers,
girls
will begin dey fix date with there male teachers.
5. Girls go dey carry make-up go school.
6. School authorities are now ur class mate no
need
to fear dem again.
E. T. C.
.
.it was Really Fun BACK IN THOSE DAYS...

........JSS1.... 1. you feel like you are in another world. 2. When seniors enter your class they will call you little frog& you answer woo!!!!. 3. Ur school uniform will be 3 quarter instead of short, "girl's wedding gown instead of short gown. 4. When u hear d skul bell for dismisal you shout" go home!!, n0w d day is 0ver!, etc "
JSS2....... 1. You begin to grow wings. 2. U start going to school late instead of 7.00am it will be 7.40am. 3. U start missing lessons

1. If your woman catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say "sweetheart, I’m glad you don’t dress like that.” 2. Nigerian parents are confused. They'll beat their kids with the intent of making them cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying. 3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are The BEST MAN In Her Life, Don't Be Surprised To See Yourself Standing Beside Her Husband On Her Wedding Day. 4. The downfall of A Man is when he Moves From BBM to 2go. 6. Very soon mtn will be Like Do you know there are people in your village that don't want you to succeed? Quickly text "thunder fire them" to 33505. 7. if your boyfriend is like 10 years older than you, just stop calling him baby. and start calling him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo, Sir Baby 8. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our major problem in this country. 9. It is only in Nigeria that you'll see a notice board say "man wanted with 40 Years experience, must be aged 25 10. Being a good person is like being a goal keeper, no matter how many goals you save... People will only remember the ones You missed. 11. India has never been to the World Cup because FIFA won't allow them sing and dance for 20 minutes after every goal. 12. Girls please Your boyfriend should not be your source of income everyday Because it's only a relationship, not a job opportunity. 13. Someone will just die with an Afro in Nigeria movie and his spirit will come back with a low cut. So Barbing saloon dey that side? 14. Strangling your wife for making Indomie as dinner is not domestic violence, it is self- defense. 15. How Can You Chase a GIRL for four Years. Is she your University Degree? 16. New ways of crossing roads in Nigeria; check sideways for motors, look up for plane-crash, look down for bomb, look back for kidnap, now run zig~zig to dodge bullets. 17) it's only on Facebook I see that some peeps will read your post and won't appreciate rather they will run to copy and paste

Olosho!

In Japan a 17yrs old is a doctor
In Brazil a 17yrs old is a
footballer
In China a 17yrs old is a an
engineer
In America a 17 yrs old is an
actor/actress
In Nigeria a 17yrs old is_______??

wolesmile:
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Dear MTN,


I will not go and re-register my line. You can fool everyone if you like, you might have fooled me before, but you would never fool me again. The only reason while you continue to pull the wool over our gullible eyes is because the consumer rights’ protection agencies are either in the vegetative state, or completely dead.

How can you explain a situation where you would tell your millions of teeming subscribers to register their SIM cards and provide the necessary bio-data, only for you to wake up one morning to tell us to go and register our lines again WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION? It
beats my imagination and it defies not just logic, but also philosophy. Were you drunk when you were registering our numbers? Did a malicious virus wipe your entire database?

Maybe I’m giving you too much credit sef. You probably wrote the records in books like an ancient bookkeeper and a giant yellow rat ate
them all. Whatever your reasons (or lack of reasons) may be, this is beyond ridiculous.

I have always maintained an MTN line because apart from being my very first line, most of my close associates also use MTN. To some extent,
the coverage is also extensive. I didn’t hesitate when the directive came from NCC to register our lines. I braved the queue, registered my line
and collected my security number. Didn’t I try enough?

Looking back, I can deduce that my attachment to MTN was more sentimental than practical, as your tariffs are the highest for calls and for browsing. You send an average of 100 spam texts per day, enough to run down a Blackberry battery and more than enough to give any Osun
State government worker waiting for Aregbesola’s alert acute hypertension. Your nuisance value knows no bounds.

Even Airtel that has been passed round different investors more times than a devil’s mail bag has not come up with this kind of Grade A foolishness. What the heck is wrong with you? Don’t your customers mean anything to you? Doesn’t it bother you that Nigerians who wasted their time to register their SIM cards have to do the same thing again? You haven’t even deemed it fit to fine-tune the process. It
doesn’t make sense to preserve bad experiences like these, in very much the same way that one relic of history is preserving mud huts, and
stating them on an assets’ declaration form.

My records are not on your database, but you remember my number when you want to tell me to text ‘YES’ to win a missing plot of land in
Port-Harcourt, right? May heavy-duty thunder fire all of una. I really don’t blame you. If Nigerians had run your devious, xenophobic, exploitative, heartless, opportunistic, fraudulent ass back to South Africa, you wouldn’t be here making them queue desperately like migrants.

What’s to say that there wouldn’t be another sham registration in the next couple of months since you guys obviously don’t know what you are
doing? You blocked my line, you have helped me. Prior to your ridiculous directive, I had already banished your yeye SIM card to a barely functional phone. I have even borrowed the maximum permissible amount. Go ahead, feel free. It sure feels great knowing that when I eventually toss the phone into the trash-can, I won’t have to take out the SIM.

Good riddance to bad rubbish. You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent penny you’ve ever made on our shores.

Thanks to other service providers for making sure that your evil dream of becoming a monopoly will forever remain a demented hallucination.

There are so many fishes in the ocean. I will not tolerate your recklessness any longer. Peace at last....

This letter speaks my mind.

Please forward till it reach those Idiot office


Thanks Mc 4larin

Good for them

Cutehector:
Any girl dat says she likes a man dat can cook is lazy to cook.

You beat me to that!

kiddkash:
they are all lazy. they think if they flash a man their pusy, life will be easier for them

You're wicked sir!