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Family / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by MCeeShort(m): 12:20am On Jun 29, 2016
mizzochocinco:
If your mother and sisters are all the same size, then there is definitely no excuse for any Nigerian woman to be fat. I'm sure Diana and Kenny can afford granola for breakfast, caesar salad and fish for breakfast and butternut soup with ciabatta for dinner, and how many times have you cried out blood of Jesus over buying apples or popcorn for your girlfriend?

This is one nonsense I hate...u can't have a genuine exchange with a Nairalander and that person remains objective. They must always attack ur person or ur family.

May the peace of the Lord be with u.

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Family / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by MCeeShort(m): 12:08am On Jun 29, 2016
vicchi12:


I'm no pediatrician.... Dietician, you meant. Anyway, stress, too much exercise, too much food, not enough food. Different things! And people's metabolism is different. My body works better with fat(I mean natural fat). Carbs kill my body. So everyone is quite different. You've just gotta find out.

I hear...so 80% of Nigerian married women have same metabolism, according to ur analyses. If not, explain why the trend's like that.

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Family / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by MCeeShort(m): 12:02am On Jun 29, 2016
mizzochocinco:
Did you also know that Angelina Jolie has had her fair share of plastic surgery and she is currently weighing 75lbs because she survive mostly on wine and smoking to suppress her appetite. By the way only 3 of those 7 are her biogical children. You are clearly not informed, you may need to do your research smiley
Like Angelina or Victoria Beckham, how many Nigerian men can afford to send their wives for Buccal fat removal, liposuction or tummy tuck which usually costs not less than $8,000 per procedure? smiley
I am even taking it too far, how many Nigerian men can afford providing their families with healthy food and nutritional supplements that Western people eat to stay healthy?

Really? Thanks for the direction. What about Diana Rose? She did a tummy tuck too? Or our very own Kenny St. Brown?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10 Signs That Witches And Wizards Followed You To A Job Interview by MCeeShort(m): 11:52pm On Jun 28, 2016
Haha? Na true u tok so
Pets / Re: I Find It Difficult To Keep These Birds As Pet, Help by MCeeShort(m): 11:43pm On Jun 28, 2016
IMASTEX:

Yes, I made provision for their water and even feed.
Okay, it is just that I am a bit confuse if they can be kept as pet. So that I don't get to buy a bird cage and at the end not able to use it.

Make provision for the birds 1st be4 getting the bird. Get the cage and every other thing that's necessary.
Family / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by MCeeShort(m): 11:34pm On Jun 28, 2016
vicchi12:
Thank you! People just assume women just get fat due to food consumption. An average Nigerian woman is stressed as Bleep! And stress makes them fat!

So stress now makes people fat? U will make a good consulting paediatrician!

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Family / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by MCeeShort(m): 11:32pm On Jun 28, 2016
I have no problem with a lady being fat. For me, IF SHE AIN'T FAT, SHE AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
But it must be stated that most Nigerian women have no care at all so long as they're married...they suddenly look like YUKOZUNA and expect the man to stick around.
To make matters worse some of them get body odour and blame it on child bearing, which is such a pathetic excuse. Angelina Jolly has 7 kids and still looks like she's 20yrs old!

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Crime / Re: Okada Man Battling For His Bike With 3 Policemen In Lagos by MCeeShort(m): 11:17am On Jun 28, 2016
He should have stayed off major roads as directed by the government
Crime / Re: Sales Girl Raped And Beaten In Ughelli, Delta State by MCeeShort(m): 11:14am On Jun 28, 2016
This is appallingly ridiculous!

All these incidents have identical conotations and the police's C.I.D unit should be trailing the suspects by now.

I use to hear Ughelli is a great town, but I don't think so anymore!
Politics / Re: Profile Uche Sampson Ogah, Abia Newly Declared Governor by MCeeShort(m): 5:16pm On Jun 27, 2016
The man has a sizeable and impressive CV. I hope he betters the life of his people.
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu To Appeal High Court Judgement: Tells Abians Not To Panic by MCeeShort(m): 5:07pm On Jun 27, 2016
Who's jumpy? Abians or u?
All these u have stated here why didn't u tell that to the judge? Because if u had, I'm sure Mr. Okon Abang won't be throwing u out as governor!
Celebrities / Re: Miss Delta Constituency: Yvonne Jegede Exposes Organizer Who Handpicks Winners by MCeeShort(m): 11:55pm On Jun 25, 2016
Haha?
I'm not surprised one beat!
Crime / Re: Policemen Beat Man Who Refused Arrest In Rivers State. Photos by MCeeShort(m): 11:50pm On Jun 25, 2016
This is quite regular with the Nigerian police. They're a bunch of lawless brutes!
Crime / Re: Dead Body Of Father John Adeyi Found In Benue Community (PHOTO) by MCeeShort(m): 5:31pm On Jun 22, 2016
Christ have mercy! They kidnapped a priest and let him die in their hands! They'll never know peace till they meet their end! Amen!

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Politics / Re: Ken Saro Wiwa Street In Amsterdam, Named After Ken Saro Wiwa (photos) by MCeeShort(m): 5:28pm On Jun 22, 2016
This is GOOD.
The street named after him in his home state of RIVERS is still called Olu-Obasanjo way.
Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Azubuike Ihejirika by MCeeShort(m): 5:04pm On Jun 22, 2016
I've been waiting for this for a very long time! That man has a lot of questions to answer.
Celebrities / Re: Freeze Blasts Fayose For Accusing Aisha Buhari Of Fraud by MCeeShort(m): 5:00pm On Jun 22, 2016
Freeze, brotherly, u get swag jwor!
Fayose should be a zookeeper, not a governor.

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Politics / Re: Senate Rejects Buhari's Ambassadorial List by MCeeShort(m): 4:54pm On Jun 22, 2016
So where's the list and the name of states where thEy com from?
Politics / Re: Allali John-Morrison Killed In Rivers by MCeeShort(m): 4:38pm On Jun 22, 2016
This is crazy.
How that Mr. Akanbi managed to nullify elections duly contested by political parties across board still baffles me.
The killing of this man and any other crises arising from his miscarriage of justice should solely be his burden and may all these stand against him on judgement day.

May his soul RIP! Amen.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Witches Protest In Ghana Over Leap Allowance by MCeeShort(m): 9:23pm On Jun 19, 2016
Abeg pay them their money.
Politics / Re: Forgery: Police May Arrest Ekweremadu, Others This Week by MCeeShort(m): 1:47pm On Jun 19, 2016
If they committed offence they should face the music. Simple!!!
Phones / Re: I Dialed This *559*40# On My Mtn Line And Got This. by MCeeShort(m): 1:45pm On Jun 19, 2016
This na ol' news na
Romance / Re: 14-Year-Old Girl Attempts Suicide As Mother Rejects 34yr Old Okadaman Boyfriend by MCeeShort(m): 1:42pm On Jun 19, 2016
Kai! De man mah na wicked man! He's 34 and she's just 14! 14 for crying out loud! 20yrs difference! De kain punishment some men go receive ehn, hmmm!
Religion / Re: NTA Channel Church Spotted In Eket, Nigeria(photo) by MCeeShort(m): 1:36pm On Jun 19, 2016
Haha? This guys won't kill us! Haha?
Celebrities / Re: 'WIZKID Is The Best Artist Nigeria Has Ever Produced' - See My Reasons by MCeeShort(m): 9:16pm On Jun 18, 2016
Soon somebody will come and tell us because Frank Edwards did a song with Don Moen that he's the greatest gospel act Nigeria has ever seen. Hmmmm!
Celebrities / Re: 'WIZKID Is The Best Artist Nigeria Has Ever Produced' - See My Reasons by MCeeShort(m): 8:20pm On Jun 18, 2016
Just imagine! No respect anymore. He appeared on Drake's Billboard Chart and not America's Billboard Chart.
So guys like TuBaba, P-Square and other grandfathers of this industry are fools.
Thunder fire u.
I'm pretty sure Wizkid will disagree with u.
Olodo 1st Class Upper!
Fashion / Re: I Met Abdulahi Olatoyan At Maryland Traffic Cleaning Windscreen Today! by MCeeShort(m): 6:36pm On Jun 18, 2016
Abdullahi, God will soon give u a gift.
Fashion / Re: Abdulahi Olatoyan Abandons Uche Nnaji, His Helper by MCeeShort(m): 6:34pm On Jun 18, 2016
My brother, HUSTLE HARD and Baba God will soon pick ur call.
Politics / Re: Civil Servants Likely To Forfeit Salary Arrears - Punch Newspaper by MCeeShort(m): 10:31am On Jun 18, 2016
Why is that the civil servants are always the ones to be hit 1st in any economic situation we find ourselves?

What about governors dropping their security votes, salaries and ex-governors/ex-deputy-governors pensions being dropped completely? There are too many wastages in Nigeria's economy.
Politics / Re: Looters Now Keep Money In Abandoned Houses –EFCC by MCeeShort(m): 10:25am On Jun 18, 2016
This isn't new.
I've heard of a politician who stored money in his GP tank and those who dig underground house to store money too.
Politics / Re: Melaye Calls For The Scrapping Of "State Of Origin" As A Political Requirement by MCeeShort(m): 8:39am On Jun 18, 2016
I totally agree with him. This state of origin thingy is a whole lot of nonsense and causes rifts between indegenes and non-indegenes.
Go-Dino-Go-Dino-Go!
Politics / Re: Judge Provided Legal Cover For Adoke,okonjo-iweala To Divert $1.6b LG Funds by MCeeShort(m): 8:33am On Jun 18, 2016
So what's being done to the judge? Why hasn't he been suspended yet?

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