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Declared minutes ago
AKALA out, AJIMOBI in
PDP out, ACN in

ibadan, oyo and environs celebrate

I got the voice record of the collation officer. i wish i can post it online.
Authentic news indeed. Ibadan is jubilating. Confirm from anyone u know in Ibd.

Good news to all oyo indigenes

Na lie, AJIMOBI won.
Results declared just now

YES. Confirmed. Ajimobi- Governor- Elect

confirmed now

Few minutes ago, the state collation officer declared Senator Ajibola Ajimobi as the winner of the governorship election held yesterday in the state.
Supporters are jubilating in the streets of Ibadan, Oyo and environs as the news filtered in just now.

Election figures to follow,

ACN won, results declared now.
ACN suporters jubilate in Ibadan

Yeah. now i know. thanks

We would be electing our next president tomorrow: IMO, the contest is keen between two candidates(GEJ & BB). However, I make bold to say we have two Options: "To Vote for a fool surrounded by idiots" OR To Vote for an idiot surrounded by fools. Definitely, we are to choose one of this two categories. Our destiny is in our Hands. If I were you, I would vote for,

We would be electing our next president tomorrow: IMO, the contest is keen between two candidates(GEJ & BB). However, I make bold to say we have two Options: "To Vote for a fool surrounded by idiots" OR To Vote for an  Idiot surrounded by fools. Definitely, we are to choose one of this two categories. Our destiny is in our Hands. If I were you, I would vote for,

Just because of that [b]Old monkey [/b]and his cohort, God have mercy

A 13-year-old boy, Precious Efurueze, was on Wednesday denied bail by a chief magistrate court in Owerri for allegedly attempting to kill former president Olusegun Obasanjo and the governor of Imo State, Ikedi Ohakim, in Owerri on 31, March, by stoning their campaign convoy with sachets of pure water.

Master Efurueze is among 18 people charged with attempted murder for participation in the attack on Messrs. Obasanjo and Ohakim. Notable among the accused is Prince Madumere, the chief of staff to the gubernatorial candidate of the All Progressive Grand Alliance (APGA), Rochas Okorocha.

At the resumed hearing of the suit yesterday the presiding magistrate, V.C Isiguzo, while delivering ruling on the application for bail for the accused, explained that her court has no jurisdiction on two of the charges because they are punishable by life imprisonment. Mrs. Isiguzo, however, turned down the accused’s request to be granted bail until the conclusion of the substantive suit.

The chief magistrate explained that her reason for denying the accused bail is that they had been charged with felony which carries a punishment of life imprisonment if found guilty. She said the offence is a serious one and, therefore, should not be treated lightly.

Speaking to newsmen at the end of the court session, Greg Okemiri, the counsel representing the 12th to the 16th accused persons, while expressing his displeasure with the ruling of the magistrate, hinted that the reason the application was denied may be political. He was also angered by the continued detention of Master Efurueze who, he explained, under the law of the country, by virtue of being a minor, is considered incapable of committing a crime.

“The law describes him as not capable of committing crime yet,” he said. “All these things are in our law. Sometimes I feel very sad that we do not want to do things right. You see someone who the law describes as not capable of committing a crime yet, and you remand him in an adult prison.” Mr. Okemiri, however, stated that he has taken steps to see that the boy is released soon. The case was adjourned to May 30, for further hearing.

http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/News/National/5689689-146/story.csp

I wonder if the United States of America is the largest of all nations. So, why is the U.S President often reffered to as the World's Most Powerful Man?
Pl drop your comments. Thanks

God save us from these bad and leaders

FOR A GOOD LAUGH. ENJOY IT TOO
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BABA IYABO: Ha! Goodluck, IBB and even you Atiku visiting me together?
IBB: You know old comrades always come together no matter what!
BABA IYABO: You are right IBB, but what about these civilians… especially you Atiku
GOODLUCK: It’s the same matter that brought the three of us to visit you sir!
BABA IYABO: Ehen? When am about to eat pounded yam and my favorite bitter-leaf soup? Okay o! As long as you guys don’t disturb me when am eating
ATIKU: We will try not to disturb when the food is served
IBB: But you have not even asked us what brought us here
BABA IYABO: Eh! It’s because my mind is on the bitter-leaf soup, you should know I don’t joke it with. By the way it was prepared by my new catch! She is just 25, you should see her. You know my wife is dead shey?

ATIKU: Yes we know, but the problem that brought us can’t wait it is very urgent!
BABA IYABO: And I should forget the bitter-leaf soup because of the problem shey?
IBB: Of cause not, we know you don’t joke with bitter-leaf soup
BABA IYABO: So what are you waiting for Goodluck? Spill it!
ATIKU: It’s about the new phenomenon sweeping the country?
BABA IYABO: Mogbe! That is impossible I mean Japan is so far from here so how could the radiation get into this country?
GOODLUCK: Not Japan sir, I mean the tsunami sweeping across the country
BABA IYABO: Apart from Japan, there has not been any recent tsunami that I know of
ATIKU: He is talking about the BB tsunami spreading like plague at an alarming rate!
BABA IYABO: Buhari? Bakare? And that’s why you came to disturb me when am about to eat my special bitter-leaf soup prepared by my sweet 16!
GOODLUCK: Sixteen? Is that not illegal? I thought you just said she was 25?
ATIKU: She is 25 quiet alright, but we call young girls sweet sixteen!
BABA IYABO: I never believe I will say this, but THANK YOU Atiku! By the way IBB are you also afraid of BB?
GOODLUCK: Sorry sir, but at the rate they are going they might,
BABA IYABO: Don’t ever interrupt me again when I am speaking or I will ask IBB to give you some military training right now!
IBB: its not like I am afraid of them, but if BUHARI becomes president don’t you think he will come after us for corruption?
ATIKU: That is what I am afraid of.
BABA IYABO: Of cause, you should be afraid Atiku! You stole too much money ke!
ATIKU: No just me alone!
BABA IYABO: Oh! So you want to compare yourself with IBB and myself abi? Now tell me, were you in the military? And are you a general for crying out loud
GOODLUCK: He was in the Customs sir!
BABA IYABO: And that makes him a military man shey? Olodo! Oya tell me if he also fought in the War?! I should have known the first time I saw your face, you are not smart at all Goodluck I truly regret installing you, because you are not smart at all
GOODLUCK: Tunde Bakare’s SNG helped too sir!
BABA IYABO: When Queen Turai was treating you like her houseboy shey? All these happened because you are not a strong man! I should have installed an ex military man! Nigerians love strong people! The other day you were shaking because a little girl from CNN was interviewing you. Didn’t you see my own interview? I told the British boy straight to his face that his questions were silly! Same with IBB, nobody can intimidate us. Anyway as your father, I will still make sure you retain your post after the elections but you must be strong shogbo?
ATIKU: But what if BB wins, what are we going to do?
BABA IYABO: Has Mr FIX-IT left our dear party? I said we will take care of it!
GOODLUCK: But how is that going to be possible if BB wins? They have instructed their supporters to go to the pooling stations with petrol and matches and if JEGA boys try to rig in our favor they should light them up!
BABA IYABO: Action man! I trust BUHARI, you see we military men don’t take nonsense, we are ready for war at any time and that was why nobody dared me when I was ruling. Anyway now that you know all these, what have you done to convince the people that you are the best man for the job?
GOODLUCK: Ermmmm!!!! Emm! Em!
IBB: But they gave you opportunities to sell yourself to the public through debates
BABA IYABO: I hope you didn’t take that your EMBLERA wife with you to the debates?
ATIKU: Actually he has not attended any debates yet and he is not planning to attend any
BABA IYABO: Goodluck, are you also afraid of talking to your own people? I mean this is not the CNN little girl o!
GOODLUCK: They will ask what I have done since I became the president, especially on corruption and I am afraid I don’t have any answer for,
BABA IYABO: So why haven’t you arrested anybody for corruption? During my time I arrested IG Tafa Balogun, I had the NafDac Woman working hard on fake drugs, Okonjo Iweala was on board working hard too. What have you been doing Goodluck? I mean why didn’t you arrest that Charge and bail Lawyer called Anakonda self!
GOODLUCK: Aondoakaa sir!
IBB: This is not time for names correction, you should be listening to Baba’s advice
BABA IYABO: Leave him IBB, I don’t blame him at all. He has big mouth when it comes to me, yet he is afraid to even speak to his own people and has nothing to show for one year of ruling
GOODLUCK: I speak to them on Facebook sir!
BABA IYABO: Are you the one writing those things? You were given opportunity to speak directly to them but you ran away
ATIKU: I wish you had installed me instead!
BABA IYABO: You ke? so that you can loot our treasury dry! No thank you! I prefer a clueless Goodluck to you Atiku.
GOODLUCK: Thank you sir! …, But I am still afraid that if BB wins, and we steal their votes all those angry Abokis will burn up the North and instead of the army to allow the country plunge into civil war, they will take over and we will be back to the military days
BABA IYABO: Then you better think of attending the remaining debates, and arresting some people like Anakonda so that Nigerians will know you have Balls, because if the military takes over, IBB and I will be safe. We take care of our own but as for civilians like you and Atiku it will be hell… Anyway my pounded yam and bitter-leaf soup is ready… IBB please join me, Atiku and Goodluck wait for us here. By the time I finish eating I will have enough strength to think of a good strategy for your problem… Shey it is good to have a godfather that you can cry to eh? OYA LAUGH SMALL Jare!
…….To be Continued

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Why not support Goodluck Jonathan as the next president our dear country? The man has a WILL, DREAM to totally transform NIGERIA. Though some considered him as WEAK with his one year taste of power, but we can't expect him to right all that has been wronged in one year. He is good man but in the wrong party He is a humble with a humble beginning. Though he belongs to a party that has nothing to offer us in their 12 years of administration. I listened to one his campaign jingles, and i marvel at his level of commitment to transform Nigeria. He needs our VOTES this Saturday. Your Vote is for GEJ not pdp. Remember, the devil you know,

NIGERIA MUST BE GREAT AGAIN

You are all invited to the Final Burial Ceremony of the DEFUNCT Peoples Democratic Party who died on the 9th April 2011. Christian/Muslim wake keeping comes on the 16th April 2011 @Ahmadu Alii Residence, , Outing service takes place on the 26th April 2011 at St. Anglican Church, Opp Goodluck's House, Otuoke G.R.A, Otuoke Community, Bayelsa State. Interment follows immediately at Presidential Hilltop, Olusegun Obasanjo way, Ibara Abeokuta. All well meaning Nigerians are invited. Be there

Nigeria is getting better, Restriction of movements from 10pm tonight to 6am tomorrow morning and 7am to 6pm on Saturday election day. All in a bid to fore-stall election violence and atrocities. I PRAY it works. God Bless Nigeria

May i ask what is the surname of the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Is it Goodluck or Jonathan. I guess he has another middle name: Sambo.
Just like Gooduck Sambo.

Please Respond

Habi oooooo
Make dem die finish

Governor Ibrahim Shema of Katsina State was in a fatal auto accident today in the state as he traveled in convoy to join president Goodluck Jonathan in an election campaign. His aide-de-camp, Aminu Ibrahim, died in the crash while the governor himself sustained bruises on his arm.

It is as yet unclear if there were other fatal casualties in the incident but a source told SaharaReporters that other aides of the Governor who were injured in the auto accident were taken to the hospital.

The governor's convoy had crashed into an oncoming commercial bus that had maneuvered its way out of large crater on the Katsina-Daura road around 9:00 AM Nigerian time.

Governor Shema did make it to the airport to receive President Jonathan, who will be campaigning in Daura, the home town of his rival, Retired General Muhammad Buhari of the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC).

Shema has come under fire at home for supporting Jonathan for re-election as president.

A friend shared this with me yesterday: Bode George stole Eighty Billion Naira, he was jailed for two years. Yet, he was not asked to return the Money he STOLE just like Tafa Balogun, Cecilia Ibru did. I think its good to steal huge sums of money and be jailed, so far the money will not be returned.

After all, Bode George got his money back with interests accrued.

Nairalanders, What do you feel?

Barcelona 3, Arsenal 1. Barca won the match but Arsenal was a better side. No doubt about it, the match was full of irregularities, Ojoro and mago mago. The team could not score a good clean goal. Shame to Barca, No wonder PDP members are Barca fans. They too like Ojoro. Arsenal for life!!!

@Zogo
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Should you require more information, do not hesitate to visit our websites, or send an e-mail, phone call.
Please DO NOT GAMBLE WITH YOUR INVESTMENT and Remember NO GENERAL TRAINS HIS MEN ON THE BATTLE FIELD.

All the best

I am a good liar, no doubt it. Either White or Red. In any form
I want to stop lying. I feel a bang on my head after each lies.
How do i stop.
Matured and responsible contributions please

If truly he stole the money, why the conspiracy? he deserves a life Imprisonment.

Mr Bode George said he has learned his lessons in a hard way and his Imprisonment was a Calculated Political Conspiracy.

Please ask him if he actually stole the NPA funds or not?. He deserves a life Imprisonment

Marriage certificate is useful as long as it has a NAFDAC number and the Best Before (BB) date

Do not mind them. I was once a victim, probably the USAFIS lottery program. Better keep your money- do not gamble with it.
The American Embassy has even denied it in the dailies

Four main contenders for the presidential seat-

Goodluck Jonathan- Peoples Deceiving People(PDP)

Nuhu Ribadu- Asiwaju Congress of Nigeria(ACN)

Ibrahim Shekarahu All Nigeria Perish Personall (ANPP)

Buhari Mohammed Congress for Parallel Criticsm (CPC)

Who are you supporting and why you are?