₦airaland Forum

AllenSpencer:
Genesis 1:29

And God said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit. You shall have them for food.

Genesis 9:3
Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. And as I gave you the green plants, I give you everything.

1 Timothy 4:4-6
For everything created by God is good, and nothing is to be rejected if it is received with thanksgiving, for it is made holy by the word of God and prayer. If you put these things before the brothers, you will be a good servant of Christ Jesus, being trained in the words of the faith and of the good doctrine that you have followed.

Nawa o! Devil don even carry Bible... Smoke na food!? Na which class of food eh be abegi? Pro-carbo-mines

RIP DMX.

Tinubu... Eh get why.

I dey supply my guys, na him time no kuku reach me to finish the exam. The tears was premium.

Na now I even the know say people like Reno ever think that Nigerians life matters. Shior!

Kdon2:
Believe confession in Nigeria police station at your own peril. Police wey go beat dog so tey he go confess say him na goat.

He confessed, just shoot his pick first.

Nice, o wa ok gan.

Jerryherd:
You publish the documented evidence you have .. you also have the fundamental rights to support any political party you like.... That aside

North has 19 states Governors 1 FCT Minister, 60 Senators

South has 17 state Governors , 51 Senators, out of the 51 Senators from the south 18 from the West and 15 from the East don't ever vote along same interest

So if majority always carries the votes, I strongly think even if North doesn't own Nigeria, they have a comfortable Shares in authority


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Simple fact!

Can we pls get a picture of this Bara.

ictjobber:
Not surprising..

We are Africans. Na mediocrity dey sell pass for our continent. Buhari is all the proof you need. There I've said it... Come and beat me.

Beat ke! You deserve a chilli beer man!

Ok

Frustration 701

O wa okay, can he do worse than boohaary

Toeyean1507:
I get plenty of it fah.
1. I pee on myself while bathing.
2. Peeing while in rain. This one dey sweet pass the one in the bathroom.
3. I lick my plate with tongue after eating a delicious meal.
4. Sometimes, I forget to wash my hands after a sumptuous meal, especially.
5. I wear my slippers 'banana' style sometimes.
6. Add yours, don't spoil the fun.

Simply means you are still a child.

Because people don't want to add other people's generational curses to theirs.

Na for him house gan gan wey dem go put sharia court. Nonsense man!

patoballistic:
So you want her to be going through child delivery experience every time she had sex with her husband abi?

This topic reveals a lot of our guy's mumuisim!

Kriss216:
Mother of 3.

Can the man's penis be bigger than the head of a child?


Three solid children came out from that kpekus, yet she's complaining that a 4 inches Gbola is painful and dangerous to her kpekus.

Ignoramus!!! You even have more than a100 likes Nigerians and illiteracy are like Romeo and Juliet. They never care to read or research, only to care-free around.

For the woman, giving birth (a near death experience) is absolutely not comparable with sex (a sopposedly pleasurable activity).

No woman will ever get laid if the experience is to be anything close to giving birth.

The virgina is only sopposed to be pleasurably massaged during sex. Any size of prick that is too big to do just that will only punish the woman, and if such punishment persist, it may turn to trauma and even death.

During child birth hormones and stimulants (not present during sex) are produced to painfully make the vigina expand 10 times or more of its size, sometimes this is not even enough and a cut is necessary, all to deliver the baby. After delivery, the vigina miraculously go back to a comfortable size, and never stay wide like you may have thought.

Women with big or wide kpetus got that by frequently letting big pricks or inserting big toys, especially at younger ages. Overtime, this makes the kpekus take that wider sizes you see around not child birth.

Don't you know that many of those ashawo/ashana/olosho who can hold #500 cucumber in the kpekus, have never even allow a baby to stay in their womb let alone delivering one?

Terrorists don't sack terrorists!

Normal thing... But o wrong sha!

This Nigeria sha... Nigeria can look stupid gan o!

Ok

Nonexistent:
Online writers still use the word "written by" even though we both know they type with keyboard. You see why I keep saying that you BMC zoneBs don't have sense.

As in en! The sense on that guy is not up to that in an empty match box. Tueh!

Tigaromil:
Let's hear what our minister of petroleum has to say. Mr President over to you.

He is not aware jor!

MrMacinterchi1:
Lol Lol Lol Lol

Na so o! Even with the present value of naira, plenty of it self.

Megaphone.

.. And yet the guys marry the girls and vice versa, and every weekend gan. Lori iiiiro niiii!

That move is to mop up the remain good in the PDP in Zamfara, and drain it back into the APC with the governor.

Akuruoulo:
If they scatta them go join P.D.P AGAIN. WE MUST NT VOTE TO ANY OF THIS P.D.P AND A.P.C CANDIDATE.

True, but maybe, just maybe, that will change the set of guys controlling the country right now. These set of guys are reckless, most clueless, heartless, selfish, wasteful, non-human, and blood-suckers.

Blame it all on the bad govt!

OK.. Why can't APC just scatter!? It will be a great development for this poor nation nau.