₦airaland Forum

Calibrator:
Do you want to cause depression in some ladies?


Abi you no dey town 2008-2013?

Darkseid:
What if I come tell you say my papa Samsung R220 from 2001 still dey with me and it still works, just that the battery is bad. I still have the carton of all the phones that I've bought from 2005 till date

Optimistguy1969:
Why Dem come do im picture like Adieu papa poster?

ChizzyBuna:
Only mature response
No jokes this is serious matter

SLOVFO:
A bad deal indeed. But where we're our representatives when this bill was drafted,deliberated on and passed?

naijapips02:
What a foolish comparison. Gumi did not direct his disciples to burn police posts an kill police officers.

FrankLampard:
I have been stopped severely, but I have all my tinted permits papers complete with my medical report so no issues.

They resort to asking for money, but I’m like Oga/Madam you have checked my papers and no issue. I don’t have have any money.

OriginalZombiE:
Did you even read the write-up

Where did he condemn all Igbos? Wtf?

Siwisheswereesh:
Ok

Maybe MNK is just a privileged psycho! Were alaso!!

Nobody should ever compare him with Sunday Igboho. Never!!!

P1PrinceKT:
Na power of d north



You're complaining about 30% oil exploration fund.

Where were you when the North paid all (100%) of oil exploration in South with Northern Wealth .



Most of the times you people are very greedy and selfish.

Coldie:
What do u want southern senators to do in a house where the north is in majority?

Have u ever asked how alot of skewed injustice happened in Nigeria.

Northerner's just gang up and start voting for any rubbish as long as it favours them, and the southern senators can't do anything.

hbemigho:
Laurence and I were at a shop close to the house trying to get one or two things when one lady I knew only in passing asked if Laurence is my son and I said yes.

Shey I for just buy wetin carry me come and go back to my house?

I now added, he is my first son actually.

Lady was like wow, you mean you have another son? Like this boy don senior person already?

Pride nor gree me just say yes and go my way. I was like he has two siblings following him already.

This lady legit shouted Obara Jesus!!!!!!

Everybody just start to turn look me, like make we even see the guy wey dey talk sef �

Omo!

One old mama, that was selling pap for the store owner now said, when your age still dey mama house you don born children full everywhere.

To be honest, I didn't know whether to laugh or to vex, because I nor understand the mama.

But whatever she meant, clearly, the mama was deceived by my babyface.

That was how one Oga that was newly posted to our department asked if I was a Youth Corper.

I just said "No sir" and jejely walked to my office.

Me, a whole Registered Engineer and Head of Department oh.

Abeg, I don't want to do baby face again.

Abeg where dem dey sell old man face?

Meanwhile, do you have babyface? What's it like for you?

Mikecold:
Tomorrow the Satan of sokoto would be forming religious father but a Terrorist always scheming in the night

The Sultan of Sokoto, Sa’ad Abubakar, the minister of petroleum, Mele Kyari, the Federal Capital Territory Minister, Mohammed Bello, was in the scheming meeting

They just want billions to continue been siphoned in the north all in a vague search of non existent oil

When would sultan arrange meeting on how to share zamfara gold?

StreetFight:
I hope it is not on this Forum that we will read your Obituary. Definitely you are playing with death.

BonPatrick:
Good morning guys I leave alone and I don't know how to cook soup but can cook stew and others so I called my ex girlfriend yesterday and she is married last year so she came we went to market and buy food stuffs and she cooked for me. I want to know if is wrong for a married lady to do that?

Officialgarri:
Notwithstanding, I think the hotel should get rid of the sticker. Especially with what we have gone through in the hands of Nolywood, they should save people the stress of having double mind.

yomi007k:


Fear Fear....


You don think say na Village people or 666 abi...lolz