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We all eat, but I can categorically tell you that we don't often do that for the same reason. While some people eat to enjoy and merry: I mean people wey get true joy only when their mouth dey pound something yummy , other people only eat to get the stamina and nourishment needed to keep life. But if any man don't or can't eat, he probably prepares for his timely death.

Same applies to the word of God to our spiritual lifes (which invariably sustain our mortal life) as Christians. Forget about the spirikokos (those people like to dey eat gan jor ), just try and pick your Bible open it, you can also use the electronic Bible (on your smartphone) to search for key words you wish to be feed with, example: Testimony, Faith, Love, Victory, Obidience, etc, Take enough to sustain you for the day or week, just make sure you are not spiritually malnurtured or starved to a spiritual death.

Pray from your heart too (some call it meditation), start with: Lord Jesus I thank you for..., ask for forgiveness of all your sins, then tell God what you want and believe absolutely that HE is listening to you, finally, finish it by thanking God and our Lord Jesus again. Thats it!

Get up, go out there and work, be kind (not stupid), believe and stay positive too. As a true Christian, I can bet you will be just fine.

Wrong title!!!

The title should rather be: Buhari will never fulfill all the promises and he as chosen the right team to help him do just that.

Sister OP, you seem to still be loving the guy, IF I AM CORRECT, then get a mirror look into it and whoever you see is your real and most fierce enemy.

Staying with someone that perpetually hurt and make you sad is tantamount to wasting your very life away. However, if you think you can't stop yourself from doing that, try go to babalawo and use yourself for some money ritual with a documented aggrement that the babalawo will take his share and remit the rest to your parents. They may deserve it.

PS: someone here also suggest you go and bomb the terrorists in Aso rock, that way you will crest your name in our hearts and that of our children forever

He was hiding the hammer from us in the video, so why do you come to tell us about the hammer again nah!?

Comedian...

OP intentionally didn't mention the tribe of the boss in that company, because he intentionally wants you to pick your gun and shoot your very own, and that was what many of you predictably did. Shame!

Afolabimills:
pls what has ur dummy corrupt clueless vegetable done to Nigeria?some of u zombies are so shameless just like buhari ur Lord n god

He is yours, at least you still have the sympathy to type his name here or probably say his name out from your mouth: BUT NOT ME!!!

I am well initiated, and I have been absolutely loyal since 2013 till date. Myself and many others still regret the candidature of PJ. Painfully, it was a catastrophically wasteful venture. Many of us saw it, pray, work and wish PJ will allow someone stronger and more serious (even if na Wike that year) in the party go against these terrorists in 2015...

I am a zillion miles from where you think I stand. I can factually tell you that the actualization of a better Nigeria was suspended (if not yet ended), the moment PJ handed over to the terrorists in 2015.

I can still vividly picture that shocking and very bewildering moment my boss shouted and tears roll down his cheek, when the sad news reach us that: PJ called to congratulate the General of Destruction. My boss then looked at us and asked: "so, what about us?".

I still insist: president GEJ is as weak and clueless as fvck!!!

Even his book still continue to confirm it. Nigeria and Nigerians will continue to regret having him at the time he lead this country.

Even me, as invincible and inconsequential as my small body is, I will rather die than watch another man levy falsehood against me without challenging and holding him out for substantive accountability.

How can a mere citizen spread "acclaimed falsehood" against a sitting president (with all his power and influence), and such citizen will still work freely and un-challenged?

President GEJ and his regular non-sense ni sha...

athaboi:
I didn't see any hammer besides he didn't even sound like he's annoyed in the video....

Open your eyes now. So tell me, what do you see?

3 most muscular men in zoo today;
1. Malami
2. Malami
3. Malami

Catalytic converter aka "indomie", who indomie no dey important to!!?
Of course it is very importanter!

FatherCHRISTMAS:
23 years +14years... may God intervene

I think God has already intervene

Hallelujah!

I still insist: Bro Adesanya was way above his league. He took the challenge out of his weight's category and straight to the very champion of the higher weight (not even one of the underdogs in the higher weights category o).

Thank God he loss here, else he may go ahead and even out of the UFC to challenge AJ and one punch fit be my brother's funeral

Nice one! Sis Chioma will be alright. Yorubas are de-tribalized. I also fear they are getting too de-tribalized for their own security and safety at this present age.

mrwonlasewonie:
its not until you show off before you can enjoy your money.you can enjoy your money quietly without anybody knowing or noticing that you have a dime.

I heard of a neighbours family friend who came back to Nigeria from abroad for her father's burial ceremony

Then they did a big party which the father's relatives initially kicked against because of security reasons and Covid issues but you know in nigeria Na who get money get mouth. the woman insisted that it's her father's burial and they must give him a beffiting burial.

Anyway they went ahead and gave him a beffiting burial where she was spraying bundles of ₦1000 notes at the burial ceremony,not long after the party she was kidnapped.everyone were running helter skelter to raise money for her release.of course not until the kidnappers demanded Ransome eventually the money was paid she was released.she was rushed to the hospital due to severe beating she received.after she got better the woman checked out of nigeria immediately.she said she's not coming back

Bottom line is to even do party and spray money is a security risk.youre exposing yourself to danger because some of the people at the party could be criminals.hide yourself.

A yoruba musician sang that in this world,if you are wise, you'll live long and enjoy the fruits of your labour

Remember when Mark Zuckerberg came to Nigeria and was walking on the streets of Lagos with just an ordinary shirt and jeans? No pomp and pageantry.infact he didn't tell anyone he was coming before they kidnap the innocent man and extort money out of him.why? Because he knows the kind of country he's coming into and the hearts of the people


Same thing with Beyonce Knowles.when she came to shoot a music video in nigeria.it was kept secret till she left.those are wise people that understand how wicked Nigerians can be.

Assuming Mark told people he's coming to Nigeria or told the driver that'll pick him at the airport or people that will arrange for his hotel before coming,them for don arrange with kidnappers that one oyinbo is coming to nigeria,he go land Murtala Mohammed airport by 2pm,go to so so place in Ikeja,go kidnap am.na tech guy,he get money

Not only that o, before the kidnap set they'll have already use mouth to share the money amongst themselves

You see all these Naija Politicians are heartless complaint we make All the time? they're a reflection or representation of who Nigerians really are.the people themselves are as wicked as the government they're complaining about.

All these yahoo boys Nigerians hail Aka Waya waya
Drug smugglers
Expired Food smugglers
Fake Covid vaccine smugglers
Killing brother or sister because of inheritance
Selling stolen phones
Rap1ng little children
Rap1ng old women
Rap1ng mad women
Selling fake Naira notes
Witholding a student from graduating because you want her to sleep with you
Selling little boys to Arab countries and use them as cheap labourers in the farm or farm slaves
Witholding or not paying your workers their salaries because you feel you can get away with it
Sleeping with another man's wife and still conniving with the wife to kill the husband
Selling expired drugs and food because you want to make fast money
Deliberately hoarding fuel and creating artificial fuel scarcity

Are they all not the same Nigerians who do this to each other? So how are they different from the kleptomaniacs in Abuja?

Hmmm.. I'd wanted to just say it's alright, but then I remember it's not alright at all

mrwonlasewonie:
Bubu's senior special citizens are at it again

His children seem to be above the law

But I have a feeling this crime is an inside job.similar to Oko oloyuns death


You're in a country that has unfeeling and inept government or security agents.this is not a period for unnecessary show off or be calling your self "Lagos big boy", "billionaire zanku" or some funny Nick names people give themselves in a bid to show off or impress.a lot of Nigerians are too wicked to care and if at all they give a Fok,they want to exploit you to have what you have.lay low and keep a very low profile even if you have money


Moreso even if you can afford to buy a rolce Royce Phantom,buy a 504 and pretend you're broke.thats the only way you can live in peace in this country. the moment you start flossing,you're already attracting criminals to yourself.also minimise showing off your house.you will see some adults with children's brains showing off everything they have in their house and how much they bought each of the wall frames and figurines on social media

Also no be every deek and Harry you go invite to your house


A long time school friend or church/mosque friend you have not seen in years is not someone you should bring to your house because you want to show off and impress them about what God has done for you.nigeria is not Yoruba film where you see your long time school friend on the street and say motor ikefa leleyi tolorun jogunfunmi re

You nor know whether he don go Join cult or a criminal gang.if there's need to meet,meet at an eatery with no need to floss.once there's nothing flashy about you that Nigerians can easily notice,they no go look your side and you have your peace of mind

Infact they'll just assume you're another broke ass and nothing to gain from you while you enjoy your money in peace

Oga you really try! You no kill lie at all. Na just that your last phrase sha: "while you enjoy your money". Money is loud! I mean, how do you enjoy your money if you cant use it to buy and wear what you like, build your dream house, buy the car you like etc?

I will rather say you simply cannot enjoy your money in such a shit-hole as this.

That David guy is very slow in life. He should sa watch it, God still strike man!

He is not connected with the people he speaks for. So sad!

ITbomb:
Let's say you live in a self contain 150k - 180k
Keep 15k per month for rent
R = 85k
- normal savings 10k
R = 75k
- TP (4h per day) 12k
R = 63k
- call credit (1h per day stingy) 3k
R = 60k
- NEPA + fuel 10k
R = 50k
- Food 5k per week 20k
R = 30k
Provisions (toothpaste, beverages etc) 10k
R = 20k

The above is basic

20k remains for the "luxury" below

Water money
Uncle buy me biscuit
Send money to buy drugs for mama
Some drinks
Sweetheart mumu button (urgent 2k)
New shirt and trousers
New (ok) shoes
Repair gen

Even your signature got me laughing like mad

ITbomb:
Let's say you live in a self contain 150k - 180k
Keep 15k per month for rent
R = 85k
- normal savings 10k
R = 75k
- TP (4h per day) 12k
R = 63k
- call credit (1h per day stingy) 3k
R = 60k
- NEPA + fuel 10k
R = 50k
- Food 5k per week 20k
R = 30k
Provisions (toothpaste, beverages etc) 10k
R = 20k

The above is basic

20k remains for the "luxury" below

Water money
Uncle buy me biscuit
Send money to buy drugs for mama
Some drinks
Sweetheart mumu button (urgent 2k)
New shirt and trousers
New (ok) shoes
Repair gen

Even you signature got me laughing like mad

Good talk, but let me ask: who lives a luxury lifestyle with 100k a month and what year was that?

Do you know Corolla 2014-2020 has officially been christened "Elope" in Nigeria

All words have already been said.

Humans cry when their joy is filled.

I have seen a man cry on his graduation day: the people understand and said he is happy.

I have seen a man cry the day he got a job: the people understand and said he is happy.

I have seen a man shout and tears flow when his first car was delivered: the people understand and said he is happy.

Was once at an hospital and kept my attention on a young man pacing up and down and talking to himself, I later realized he was praying. Few hours later (still going up and down the walkway at same pace), the doctor approached and said something to him, in response the man burst into tears and fell on the floor. I'd though he lost someone, but to my chagrin, he just had his first child. He was happy.

So why should you search for reasons when a man cry on his wedding day?
When you finally make the "right woman" your wife, bible said you have obtain favour from the Lord. So you should be very thankful and happy, and if you're truely filled with that pure joy, you will cry, shout laugh, dance, jump and hold nothing back because it is purely human.

More and more pls! As it stands now, there can't be too much security outfits or personel esp in the SW. Myself and my street people even have ours, and we will continue to fortify and equip ourself for the mounting challenges.

Na we go end evil, God forbid otherwise!

edoairways:
Here including your vice president

I've only found out now that not all professors are PhD holder. Interesting!

Better thank God say something still dey inside. Hmmm