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If for example you see some one down the street you owe large amount of money especially there in ikorodu all you have yo do is yo start shouting badoo and he is killed by mob and you don't need to pay the debt.
Or you see some one you hate of you classify as your enemy all you need yo do is shout Badoo AMD your enemy is dealt with.

That's how they said bail is free
My brother so far it is government don't bother to fight the fight

Learning everyday
Life is short so let's have love

FOOD 4⃣ THOUGHT


Take Life Easy, Life is short.

WHAT A LIFE WE LIVE!

Have you taken note of these:
CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE?

1. CHURCH has 6⃣ letters so does MOSQUE.

2. BIBLE has 5⃣ letters so does QURAN.

3. LIFE has 4⃣ letters so does DEAD.

4. HATE has 4⃣ letters, so does LOVE.

5. ENEMIES has 7⃣ letters, so does FRIENDS.

6. LYING has 5⃣ letters, so does TRUTH.

7. HURT has 4⃣ letters, so does HEAL.

8. NEGATIVE has 8⃣ letters, so does POSITIVE.

9. FAILURE has 7⃣ letters, so does SUCCESS.

10. BELOW has 5⃣ letters, so does ABOVE.

11. CRY has 3⃣ letters so does JOY.

12. ANGER has 5⃣ letters, so does HAPPY.

13. RIGHT has 5⃣ letters, so does WRONG.

14. RICH has 4⃣ letters, so does POOR.

15. FAIL has 4⃣ letters, so does PASS.

16. KNOWLEDGE has 9⃣ letters, so does IGNORANCE.

Is it proper?

1.Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.

2.The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

3.The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over
the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English
language.

4.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5.Ants never sleep!

6.“I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the
English language.

7.Coca-Cola was originally green.

8.The most common name in the world is
Mohammed.

9.When the moon is directly overhead, you will
weigh slightly less.

10.Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves
from the blowing desert sand.

11.There are only two words in the English
language that have all five vowels in order:
“abstemious” and “facetious.”

12.The name of all the continents end with the same
letter that they start with.

13.There are two credit cards for every person in
the United States.

14.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be
made using the letters only on one row of the
keyboard.

15.Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as
minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

16.Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains
theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous
system.

17.Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

18.You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

19.It is impossible to lick your elbow.

20.The Guinness Book of Records holds the record
for being the book most often stolen from Public
Libraries.

21.People say "Bless you" when you sneeze
because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a
millisecond.

22.It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into
the sky

23.The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is
said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English
language.

24.“Rhythm” is the longest English word without a
vowel.

25.If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If
you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a
blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

26.Each king in a deck of playing cards represents
great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

27.It is impossible to lick your elbow.

28.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,
654,321

29.If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has
both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person
died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the
person died of natural causes.

30.What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes,
windshield wipers and laser printers all have in
common?
Ans. - All invented by women.

31.Question - This is the only food that doesn't
spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey.

32.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

33.A snail can sleep for three years.

34.All polar bears are left handed.

35.American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by
eliminating one olive from each salad served in
first-class.

36.Butterflies taste with their feet.

37.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
38.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have
been domesticated.

39.On average, people fear spiders more than they
do death.

40.Stewardesses is the longest word typed with
only the left hand.

41.The ant always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated.

42.The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

43.The human heart creates enough pressure when
it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

44.Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two
rats could have over million descendants.

45.Wearing headphones for just an hour will
increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times

46.The cigarette lighter was invented before the
match.

47.Most lipstick contains fish scales.

48.Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is
different.

How true can this be, let me come and be going

1.Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.

2.The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

3.The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over
the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English
language.

4.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5.Ants never sleep!

6.“I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the
English language.

7.Coca-Cola was originally green.

8.The most common name in the world is
Mohammed.

9.When the moon is directly overhead, you will
weigh slightly less.

10.Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves
from the blowing desert sand.

11.There are only two words in the English
language that have all five vowels in order:
“abstemious” and “facetious.”

12.The name of all the continents end with the same
letter that they start with.

13.There are two credit cards for every person in
the United States.

14.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be
made using the letters only on one row of the
keyboard.

15.Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as
minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

16.Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains
theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous
system.

17.Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

18.You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

19.It is impossible to lick your elbow.

20.The Guinness Book of Records holds the record
for being the book most often stolen from Public
Libraries.

21.People say "Bless you" when you sneeze
because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a
millisecond.

22.It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into
the sky

23.The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is
said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English
language.

24.“Rhythm” is the longest English word without a
vowel.

25.If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If
you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a
blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

26.Each king in a deck of playing cards represents
great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

27.It is impossible to lick your elbow.

28.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,
654,321

29.If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has
both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person
died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the
person died of natural causes.

30.What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes,
windshield wipers and laser printers all have in
common?
Ans. - All invented by women.

31.Question - This is the only food that doesn't
spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey.

32.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

33.A snail can sleep for three years.

34.All polar bears are left handed.

35.American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by
eliminating one olive from each salad served in
first-class.

36.Butterflies taste with their feet.

37.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
38.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have
been domesticated.

39.On average, people fear spiders more than they
do death.

40.Stewardesses is the longest word typed with
only the left hand.

41.The ant always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated.

42.The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

43.The human heart creates enough pressure when
it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

44.Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two
rats could have over million descendants.

45.Wearing headphones for just an hour will
increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times

46.The cigarette lighter was invented before the
match.

47.Most lipstick contains fish scales.

48.Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is
different.

In my own opi the police are to blame. When citizens make arrest and hand over the criminals to the police you find them back in the street tormenting the people that made the citizens arrest and now the people don't trust the police and have started taking laws into their hands which is very bad.
For this jungle justice to atop the police should earnestly start showing to the public that this time criminals will be taken to court and not necessarily be bailed if not jungle justice will continue

The roads are bad and we have a history of poor maintenance culture. Wonder who will fuel it the hospital ,the patient or government because if fueling and maintenance is not addressed it will be like the case of vehicles donated to Nigeria police force

You are lucky the teacher did not add Oyelusi and Anini to the topic your eye for clear.
All the same the teach was rude to have answered you like that just avoid him for now, and if he tries it next time , I release you to cure his craze

uzobaby:
Papa Browne and Mcreloaded your comments are quite educating..grabs pen. and paper. poor and shortsighted advisers are one of the problems our leaders are blessed with. .we will get there someday. .

I hope so I sincerely hope so because by now Nigeria would have become the giant of Africa. Let's change the little we can and keep on hoping

Even in Alaska Igbo man is there and I even heard Igbo's are in the north pole.
I don't believe that one of Igbo being in the moon sha but with them anything is possible.

I hate to be the one to burst your bubble if you have been grinning from molar to molar, celebrating Pa Audu's "incredible feat" of exporting 72 tonnes of yam to the US and UK. I watched the report on AIT. Nicely packaged yam, in lovely cartons. I was tempted to celebrate Pa Audu for this achievement. Then I ran the numbers.

According to the May 2017 report by the Nigeria Bureau of Statistics, 1kg of yam goes for N256. This means that 72 tonnes of yam would have a street value of N18 million. Do the math. Forget that this is less than 50% of the volume of trade on a good day in Katsina Ala yam market every week. Anyway, the yam was well packed, and then freighted to the US and UK. Lets us assume than the packaging and freight cost N3 million (and it might be a lot more, given that yam is heavy). So we have about N15 million net worth of yam (18 - 3 = 15). Assuming we sell it at twice the price, we would make a profit of N15 million. Again, let us assume that we did not incur additional cost in the transaction. So, here is the summary: we exported 72 tonnes of yam, and made N15 million. Good business, good profit.

Now this is where I am going with this: if 72 tonnes of yam is processed to pharmaceutical grade starch, (PGS) (that is the major component of tablets and capsules), we will get about 9.7 tonnes of pure PGS. I am a pharmacist, I know. Depending on your source, pharmaceutical grade starch goes for anywhere from $20 - 40/kg in the international market. And you can google this up. Pa Audu's 72 tonnes of yam is therefore worth a princely N102 million if it was processed to PGS (assuming it is sold for $30/kg, just to be conservative). So, N18 million worth of yam, processed to N102 million, profit of about 84 million.

The question is, has Audu made N15 million or lost N84 million?

Imagine, for instance, that Benue State was interested in setting up a starch production plant in Katsina Ala. Would we need to export 72 tonnes of starch to make N15 million, instead of making 84 million? And this is a state that makes a pitiable IGR of N250 million per month. The same Benue produces arguably half of the oranges in the country but there is no single fruit juice making industry in the state. This is not about Benue.

Nigeria produces 50 million metric tonnes of cassava annually, 20% of world production according to FAO, but what do we do with it? We convert it to fufu and eat. Zero percent is processed to PGS or other value-added products. If only half of it is processed to PGS, we would be making N35 billion per annum in sales. Again, open Excel and do the math.

So we have Audu exporting yam, exporting jobs, loosing revenue and feeling cool. And we have Gov. Ortom in the background, loving the spotlight of this new enterprise, waiting for applause. He cannot see the opportunities and the waste. He cannot understand why IGR is only N250m/month. Then we have the federal government exporting crude, exporting jobs, messing us all up.

They we have us, eating 50 million metric tonnes of cassava, converting it to pooh when we can convert it to cash.

And we want to be called a developing country.

Still looking for a name to attach to this story.

Looks genuine

What have you done.
You have suceedes in exposing these innocent countries to the Igbo's now they will go and develops them

No more resident evil for her so she should just stay put where she is

Hope u guys make up there's no time

Too many ifffffssss

They have already started the treck since hungry want kill them and their family as the presidential shake did not come with Ghana must go bags.
They are still in GENESIS maybe when they reach MALAKI we will know how far. Yeye

No wonder people are worries Evans wil be freed

[In order words multiple symptoms is as a result of HIV Abi.
Simple summary

They can start by taxing religious houses and traditional shrines you just might be surprised the amount of money in there

Just wondering please how can this judgement be enforced I am wondering if the law will close down Sahara office online , I really need an answer from learned men of the bar to enlighten me and who will own the money 4billion naira and will the money be taxed also please enlighten me before what happened in 1976 repeats itself here in naira land

I just finished telling my son this story about Buhati and the presidential jet he laughed for so lond and the reason he gave for laughing is that they don't know how to lie. If a child in primary 6 cab detect ur lies I beg please respect Nigerians by keeping ur mouth shut

I know that this will encourage farmers to plant more and hopefully it is the excess that we will be exporting .
I hope our Nigerians will not spoil this venture the way they shipped beans with weevils and lots of stone and dirt.
Come to think about it if rice that has smaller grains can be free of stones isn't it high time our brothers in the north stop loading stones and dirt inside our beans because of greed. Government should come into this matter

The fact these girls are in the white house it means they can speak English I believe and are the authentic chibok girls and not those others that can only speak Hausa and were preparing for senior exams

lofty900:
FFK forgot to mention the most recent one.

How can anyone describe Nigeria as being free when Buhari addressed a nation of over 170million people in hausa language

Or the Arabic on naira

The way marriages are ending in divorce its getting serious please my advice to fathers whose daughters are married don't spend the money paid on your daughters head in case there is need to refund it or better still don't charge much so that raising the money won't be difficult or better still copy the Benin's or ishan who charge N24 (twenty four naira only)

Na double wahalah for deadi body and the owner of dead I bodies.
So a chief has that kind of power to exhume a corpse, definitely not here in nigeria . You need to get documented clearance from government or court

Idongesit85:
I am still yet to understand former President Jonathan's style of Presidency just as Americans are confused about Trump's Foreign Policy Direction

At least you are not confused with buharis style of government.