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Solatium:
Where do people work 9-9?
You don't even know resumption hour,how do I expect you to know salary grade?
How many of your family member are on ₦500k per month since you said you are making more?
You must be in the mould of Femi Otedola and Akoko Dangote to be able to say ₦150k is a slave salary.

Please tell us what you do, number of staff on your payroll,your monthly gross,your net profit,how much you remit as VAT monthly and how much you have paid in Total comprising of income, educational tax, company income tax, Business premises levy,your running cost for the month.

We need to know all this to believe you are in the same league with Dangote and Otedola.
i am waiting to know all those

That's why you are a dundy. Haven't you seen people complaining of working out of job hours due to working for one man? Stupid maggot like you will just be typing rubbish. You are just too foolish. Ekpa!

Solatium:
Give you a job of ₦200k?
Have you asked How much that your uncle and aunties that feeds you get as monthly salary?
Have you checked what is the salary grade across board (Civil service and Private practice) for a fresh graduate? even up to level 10?


You are not even employable, because you can't take to corrections,you don't know anything walahi,you said ₦150k is a slave salary when multitude don't have jobs? when some multinationals can't even match that for a fresh graduate?


.I swear you do not know anything,you think you will work to your dream job without prior experience?
Have you listened to News lately to know the numbers of those who have been homeless and jobless even in those saner climes due to economic downturn caused by covid-19?


Like i said to the other idiot before you,that your uncle and aunties that gives you stipends,feed you and house you need to throw you out of the house for you to learn in a hardway.

Comments like yours readily reveal you are being feed at home,no responsibilities to take,no commitment,thanks why you feel so much comfortable to vomit balderdash from your gullet and say ₦150k is nothing,have you ever earn that consistently for up to 3yrs?

If ₦150k no be money to you i will nominate 3 internationally recognized charity and ask you to donate ₦50k each to one of the for 3 months.
idiot

Your stupidity is out of correction. So, to you I am still living with one aunty or uncle. How stupid can you be bush man?

200k is a peanut to me and I can't slave for a 150k job. Is it a crime to reject life of slavery? You mean I should work 9-9 job and be earning 150k.

The only people making 150k and be smiling are those having government jobs. They practically work less. But for those one man business, they will use you to work like a Jacky and be paying you peanut that can't sustain you and help you run a family.

People work for peanut just to keep body and soul together. You said I am not employable, but I have been quoting you that 150k job is a peanut for me.

You just too dumbed to comprehend what I have been trying to pass across to you. I can't labour for 150k salary a month at this my current status. Can you get that in your skull?

Others can do it. 150k is a big money of course. But right now, I can't labour for that cuz it can't sustain me. What I get in a month is more than that.

Is that too hard for you to understand?

Solatium:
This is one of the evil motivational speakers have done us,look at this idiot that is yet to figure out what life has in stock for him telling me i am full of negativity?
What you call negativity is what is reality of life,i don't blame you,you spent your time in consuming so much motivational quote without commensurate IQ and a day job to make that happen.

You even refer to me as a young man as if you know my age,i have said it here time's without number that Nairaland is a leveller,the fact everyone remain anonymous makes you think you are older and doing better than others,keep fooling yourself.


Lastly,i do not need to brag about what i have achieved in life to drive home my point,but by the grace of God i have 3 of your ilks on my payroll and 3 other dependents aside from my immediate family,if you have the kind of grace that i have had you would have misbehave long ago.
keep dreaming sotigbọ, dream's are healthy but it must be back by hardwork and appreciative mind for it to come through.


You are not yet on your way to making it in life, except you value every penny that is legitimately earn.
idiota

What makes you think I have not achieved anything in life? Give me a job of 200k, I will reject it. What does that tells you? Do I need to spell it out before you realise what I implied?

Oh, you have 3 of my kind in your payroll that are slaving for you that's why you think 150k is a big salary that will sustain someone in this inflated economy?

I know your type. You are those people that will make people to slave for peanut and the moment they say they don't want to be a slave no more, you come up with unfair policy to tie down the person.

Not everyone wants to be slaves to one man business. That's why I told you, your 150k is a peanut to me.

Young man, go and heal yourself. Then come back and engage me. Engaging a mentally sick man in a debate is never my intention. But I just did it to reveal to you what your actual problem is.

Those doubtful spirits telling you that you can't advance further in life, go and get them out of your life and I promise you, you will have a renewed type of mindset and positive energy that will help you unlock all your already dead potentials.

Your self doubts and gazillions of negative energy is just what is limiting you right now.

Solatium:
The lunatic is agitating,i stated the truth and you are throwing tantrum like a toddler.
Pẹlẹ,i know una no like to dey hear the truth.

Where is the skill in you? no one will even shortlist you for a job interview that pays that much,i can't even employ you on a salary of ₦50k,you don't have what serious employer of labor requires,one of that is anger management, simple civil discussion you don dey swear and curse instead make you argue logically.

You think na by certificate wey you settled to acquire in school?
Why do you think employers these days require you to write an aptitude test and oral interview?
My Grandad that died decades ago is smarter than you.
keep dreaming of going to Canada oo, don't do anything meaningful with your life when all your mate's are making progress,na there you go grow old.

Can't you see you are consistently being stupid with your comments?

No matter how useless you've become, don't use it to rub others. If you are sick upstair, find a solution to your sickness. Everyone can't be like you. Not being able to make it in life doesn't mean others ain't making it.

From your comments alone, one can decifer you've been battling with low self esteem for long. This has really hinders you and incapacitated you of how much you can achieve in life.

You think so low of yourself and rub it of others. You believe you can't make it further than your present position in life right now. You have loads of self doubts. You promote so much negative energy which is hindering your success.

Free yourself of negativities young man. I can attain any position I want in life and nobody can stop me. I am too loaded with wisdom for me to fail in this life. You are just one of those boys who has nothing to offer.

With that mindset, you rub it on others who know what they are doing in life, what they want and how to achieve anything they want.

You lack the prerequisite wisdom to plan your life the right way. I pray you discover what's hindering you in life that's making you have this chronic self disbelief and distrust.

Young man, your life is filled with too much negativities. Try and librate yourself from that bondage. Cuz right now, I just can't see how you will be able to move forward with your current self disbelief and mediocre reasonings.

Too much self doubts is hindering you. A serious road block, thus your paranoid nature and attacking of people who challenge you of those self doubts.

Do I need to say more? Can't you see I have done justice to your stupidity already? If you are wise, you will work on those gray areas in your life.

I just revealed to you that you carry so much negative energy, hence your consistent self doubts.

That's a serious psychological sickness you seriously need to liberate yourself from.

Don't consistently prove to me you are a typical bush man.

Ofrukpe, try and do something about that aspect of your life!

Solatium:
Haven't you proved me right again?
the response said SOME OF YOU but you choose to generalized,we know those who have things to offer.
it will only take 2 replies from someone who is loaded upstairs to hear ourselves out,once i see logic in your reply it is sorted.
But idiot like you is taking me through Skill migration as if you even have the skill/s ,you think is all by certificate alone which you settled your way through?
old boy make i tell you the fact,you no fit pass IELTS talk more of migrating through Skill programs

That's why I said you are so stupid and dumbed. I don't have the skills. It is you that is clamouring for 150k that has the skills.

You that can't boost of 50k in your account that has skills. I don't only have the skills, I also have the qualifications. What do you have?

You must be so stupid to think everyone here is a liability like you.

You sound so archaic and lame with your comments.

I can't pass IELTS. Is that what your village people told you? You that haven't seen the four walls of higher education in your life.

Can't you see how stupid you sound with your backward mentality?

Follow smart people, so that you will be smart because right now, your mediocre belief and low reasoning capacity is greatly affecting you. This is a huge setback for you bush man.

Do something about it and don't always be stupid with your foolish, unconfirmed assumptions. Mad man!

Solatium:
What do i expect from an empty skull? swear and curses of course,some of you knows nada and you dabble into every topic and when you are being school you results into throwing tantrums.

These are the same set of people who want to japa,for the uptenth time òyìnbó no dey look for idiots,they want people who can add value, someone who can't sustain a mild group discussion can't add value,you need to up your level of thinking not level of aggression

That's why I said you are just too stupid to know certain things. So, to you, all those relocating ain't adding value to the system?

Do you even know what it takes to migrate through skilled immigration? To you, someone will just wake up and relocate without any skill. So, all those relocating through the Canada and Australia skilled immigration programs ain't intended to add value to the system but still got their PR visas? Can't you see that you are inredeemably backward in thinking?

You are just too dumbed!

Keyboard worrior. I doubt if you even possess any qualification.

Solatium:
it is your greed and unappreciative mentality you need to tame or else you won't go far in life.
Ask any of your family in civil service including those who work in a private sector how many of them earn ₦150k

Shut up stupid low life. Why attaching everyone? Demented soul.

Can't you see you are being plainly stupid? The other guy that was previously engaging you, already did justice to your stupidity. Grow up!

Solatium:
So na how much you dey earn oo and which job you dey do?

Stop asking people how much they earn. Work on your mentality.

cruzydal:
amen oh , secure ur children future . that solatium guy is just depressed having ptsd cause he borrowed money and gave to some fake agents who duped him in the name of itallian visa , now he wants everyone to remain here and earn 150k and be working for lagos state gov and your landlord . if you earn that amount in this country you are only working to eat so you wont starve. also working for lagos state gov (high bus fares) and your landlord

Oh! so they duped the guy? No wonder! As far as I am concerned, nobody can discourage me from leaving this country. It is not something I just came up with. It's been on my mind for long and have been planning and putting things in place to jakpa.

All those team stay back in Nigeria and make all the millions are just being unreasonable with their advices.

Solatium:
A serious entrepreneur will not even degrade ₦150k salary to an employee,How many of them make ₦150k profit daily? your last reply indicate you have never does any job for living,na people wey no get shishi dey always talk say one money small,we know una
Yèyé dey baff you

You lack exposure. Key board worrior.

Evolutionlove:
Stop wasting your precious time brother, You are quoting an irredeemable poverty stricken low life zombie. Pls channel your time Into something productive and profitable.....

Don't mind the guy. I am done with him.

Solatium:
Talk is cheap,i have asked you how much you earn but you only launched into one useless is not your portion prayer.
Your clergies who gave you the prayer point feast on those who earn ₦35k a month through their tithe,but a jobless you who never earn the ₦150k your so much talked down on still dey live in dreamland.
I am cork sure you don't work and you do not have people that earn salaries around you,if not you would have known that a graduate level entry salary does not exceed ₦83k before tax.

I can see how much of a key board worrior you've become with your outdated phone. I won't stoop low to tell you how much I earn. I refused to be a salary earner.

Isn't it obvious you are still living under your parents roof?

Solatium:
Yinmu,who told you òyìnbó is looking for liability?
Some of you can't add anything to their society other than to take away.
Gone were those day's, òyìnbó want people who can add to what is on ground not lackey's.
Besides do you know the cost of relocation itself runs to several hundreds of thousands of not millions?
Person wey no get better savings no fit move.
get that into you head

Lol! You are quoting someone that can coach you in terms of immigration and relocation. If you don't know about something, ask let those who know put you through.

Solatium:
How much you dey earn? you even get job to start with?
we know una,na people wey never work for their life, people wey no get ₦20k savings dey always quick to talk.
That ₦150k job def no dey,how much do you think a graduate level entrant earns?

Thank God you said their are no jobs in the country. That's why whoever has his way should move to a saner clime.

I can't imagine how people will be suffering in a poverty capital of the world so called country with no laws and still be smiling.

It is really a pity!

babajeje123:
They don't have the opportunity brother, once they have it trust me, , they won't hesitate to leave. I said more than what they are saying.

Exactly.

Solatium:
How much you dey earn? you even get job to start with?
we know una,na people wey never work for their life, people wey no get ₦20k savings dey always quick to talk.
That ₦150k job def no dey,how much do you think a graduate level entrant earns?

That's why I rejected it for you. Do I need to tell u how much I earn? What's 150k that will come with security. Are u even aware of what's going on in this country? So, to you 150k is money. And after earning that 150k running helter and skelter answering Yes sir yes sir, you will get home and still end up running your Yamaha gen all through the night for what your so-called government supposed to be taking care of for you.

I rebuke every spirit of mediocrity in your life brother.

babajeje123:
See, I didn't want to talk initially but I felt some people here are misleading others. The best decision you can ever make in your life is to leave Nigeria. I left in February and I have not had a day of regret. I borrowed money to leave and sold properties and I tell you that I'm almost done repaying.
I don't know what you guys mean by good jobs in Nigeria with the kind of inflation of prices of commodities at the moment. Some talked about bills, but you didn't mention that you will have uninterrupted power and water supply, stable internet connection etc and all of these are pay as you go.
If God gives you the privilege of leaving Naija, please don't hesitate.

Baba only people that don't have better plans for their lives see Nigeria as a paradise.

Only the insecurity alone is something to worry about. They always focusing on the money aspect. Kidnappers don't want to use ear hear that somebody just flew down to Nigeria from abroad.

Some comment out of ignorance. They don't know how terrible Nigeria is. Those that don't have hope of leaving are mostly the ones that discourage others. But anyone who is wise will know that this country is not a safe place to be.

Solatium:
As worse as nigeria seems if you earn ₦150k gross and it Comes with job security sit your ass here,you will surely grow and make it big.

God forbid bad thing. I reject every life of mediocre in your life.

MALIGNANTGuest:
Everything in Naija is just scattered.
No organization.
In Fact, repatriating me and giving me the same JUICY JOB which I had before leaving would even kill me more.
Just look at the insecurity alone.
How can INEC CHAIRMEN & Collation Officers have better CVs than those vying for elective positions?

Imagine Kids heading to schools and watching suspects being lynched with tyres and petrol.
Is that country Normal?

The only REGRET I have is, I didn't leave EARLY.

Don't mind most of the commenters. Their major focus is money. They don't look at the insecurities plaguing the whole country. Ask them if they have all the money in Nigeria, can they move around boldly without paying for private security?

There is a thread in front page where kidnappers stormed hospital and kidnapped babies and hospital workers. The thread is in front page right now. Can you imagine that? Now someone who is only money conscious will be advising people to stay in this insecurities ravaged slum called Nigeria where everything is disorganized and life threatening.

EmekaChiwe:
Most people do not realise what they are enjoying in Nigeria.

Lot of free stuff in Nigeria

The only free stuff you people claim to be enjoying in this country is just the lawlessness and cut corners type of behaviour.

Everyone always looking to dupe the others, is that what you called free things?

perez0007:
Thank you sir

CDR is $810AUD that's about 250k
Is that what I'll be paying

That's the assessment fee. You only pay for assessment fee. CDR is just a demonstration of your competency (Competency demonstration report). It doesn't have its own separate fee.

Look through the thread, you will see links to materials on how to write your CDR. It is just like those Engineering lab reports done in 300 level to 400 level. That's the format you will apply to write it. But you can make use of your IT report, Final year project to write the CDR.

It's not difficult. Just make sure you personalize everything. I did this, I did that. I use this to obtain this and got this. That kinda format.

Here is link to those materials:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BznTUgIfmjS6NHFmcVlyeFB5a2c?usp=sharing

Visit www.engineersaustralia.org.au for your assessment as an engr

That's the site for assessing engineers.

perez0007:
Thank you I appreciate

My IELTS score is LRSW 8.5, 8, 7, 7

How can I start my assessment of qualifications and experience with EA

Visit www.anzscosearch.com to register.

Type in your occupation on the search bar, it will show you EA and their website address. Assess the website to read up the process and register with them.

You will write a CDR which you will submit to EA.

Rozcol:
I term all these young men doing this bitcoin and other online money stuff as yahoo boys,that's just how I see them.Whenever I ask a man about what he does for a living and he's mentioning bitcoin and all other online money stuff,my mind will quickly tell me to pick race lol

That's quite myopic. So anything that has to do with online is Yahoo? For your info, people are making fortune with online book publishing and other legitimate online services. Those you will term yahoo as well I guess.

Change your mindset. Life is not just about doing a 9-5 job and being paid peanut when you can start your own online services and make more and be referred to as Yahoo.

Call this Yahoo.

Lostchild:
I prefare Australia than the UK but I feel Australia is too hot

I like cold and snow

Australia is not that hot. Not as hot as you think. If it is for the weather, Australia has one of the most amazing weather among other countries. Not too hot and not too cold. Australia weather is mostly between 9 to 15 degree Celsius, which is still below Air conditioner temperature of 19 degree Celsius. Most air conditioners in the banks run 19 degree Celsius and people still shiver when inside the banks.

Even during summer, Melbourne weather don't exceed 15 degree Celsius. Canberra has a pretty cold weather. Even Sydney has average temperature.

Australia temperature won't get you sweating. That's why they have one of the most amazing weather, not too cold and not too hot.

If you refer to a weather of 9 to 15 degree Celsius hot, then Canada will be pretty good for you as they have minus 20 degree Celsius.

perez0007:
Please I need help

I want to do my assessment, how do i go about it.
I have a Bachelors in Mechanical Engineering, I have over 4yrs working experience. Which body will do my assessment for me and how much

Please help

Your assessment body is Engineers Australia. First, you need to take your English test. I will suggest you go for PTE.

After getting your results, proceed to assess your qualifications and experience with EA.

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HRHQueenPhil:
may someone never throw aspersions about it or accuse u falsely becos u are honest..it's good d wedding was called off..imagine if she married someone who doesn't love, trust and understand her, many are in such marriages and drowning

Let's come to it; what she did was terribly wrong for someone who was already engaged. It shows that she didn't value the engagement. If she was bored, why must it be an ex she must visit? Why didn't she visit her female friend, her mum or her aunties if truly she was bored and not dick bored?

Most ladies lack wisdom when it comes to their day to day life style. It is very good the man found out on time, he was possibly going to marry someone that will cheat on him. But the universe saved him.

There are things ladies should not be doing once they find a man that is ready to take the shame of being single off their shoulders.

Most of the things ladies do are always done out of foolishness.

The rest should learn from things like this.

HRHQueenPhil:
As far as she said she did not sleep with him, I don't see why u can't trust her..den don't bother entering into relationship becos trust is essential..u can chastise her for going there not breaking d marriage

So, you believe a girl will tell you she slept with the guy? Even those caught hopping on top of a guy will still denied they slept with the guy let alone the one that was not caught?

Nonexistent:
Your friend did the right thing by canceling the wedding plans. The olosho went to sleep with her exboyfriend. Next thing is to be pregnant for him. I wonder why they are even coming back to marry these oloshos when they can easily marry girls from other countries.

I asked same question. Why are our men in diaspora coming back home to marry? They don't know what's going on here.

Things are happening. People Bleep any how nowadays. Even ladies you think are saints, are all doing rubbish out there.

The ones that don't club, you will see them still messing around with their exes even after receiving engagement from another man.

My advise to those in diaspora who are still planning of coming back home to marry, they should look for Nigeria ladies who are also there to settle down with. Coming home to pick a wife isn't a nice decision except they both get married and relocate together.

Picking a wife there is best cuz those ones there have already seen it all and are used to the system. The ones they usually come home to pick will open eyes to the extent of using the system there to abuse the man.

There are other Africa countries that have amazing ladies. Why not pick from those ones. Why must they come back home to marry when the stories of those that have done that have always not been a nice one?

Lol! Australia still remains my favourite country. I won't trade that for any other. Maybe I will visit most of these other countries later in time as a tourist.

Kandeed:
But come to think of it I'll join cultism and then I'll watch where I go, what i wear, and most importantly limit my movement at Night and lastly live everyday to know I might be the next nigga to fall.

Pple wey dey serve Satan dey suffer gan o

I am telling you. It's just foolishness that made some join. They are just moving corpses. How can a sane person wake up and join cultism all just to form capon and super man and be hiding around?

Some are regretting why they joined cuz they can't even move freely. Is that not foolishness?

If they are getting paid, I will have said it is because of the money. But chi chi them no get o. Na to dey obtain innocent people up and down, and some take into robbery. Is that one life?

I just pity those that are still joining.

Kandeed:
Una get this guns and mind to kill na him una never enter Benin expressway go dey tackle bandits and herdsmen and safe the News front some kidnapping tale

I wish there can be a ruthless military action against cultist using the military police. useless sect of mistakenly created idiots

That's exactly what I have been saying. I heard lots of kidnapping is going on in Benin Auchi road. All these cultist killing innocent people won't be bold to go face them or herdsmen.

After shouting rugedity, rugedity, one naira no dey their account.

Mad people trading their freedom away.


They fear military alot.

Wokamest:
Your Dad's Elder Sister is your Aunty
You and her Son are cousins
His children would have to call you Uncle/ Aunty.
So they are your nephews/nieces.
You are on the same generational level with your Aunty's son.

Wrong.

Correction: Nephews/Nieces are your immediate brother's or sister's children.