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DoggoneDogg:
Drop her contact let me reach out to her with some serious public brain-resetting beating. The type wey all her cloth go tear she go naked for street.
Nonsense

Bro, the weed you smoked strong o. Which brand? Hope no be Oshogbo weed.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Hell no.....ain't reading this long article

Okay...I managed to peruse through the article with the help of my weed and I must say the story is filled with pathos and sadness.....
As a real niggarrr I empathize and sympathize with the woman

But why will a grown ass moda fuckkker not change the next of kin when it is time to do so

Damn niggar. Rise to the call. What stops you from asking for the woman's details to assist? The real damn niggar I know will never disappoint. Come on, rise up to the call damn niggar and also stop smoking.

JBoss25:
Leave this country if you have funds, this country is irreparable

Don't let those that always advise one to stay back in Nigeria see this your post o.

Gbongwon1:
Nigeria is a lawless contraption, even law enforcement agencies don't understand how the law works.
Do whatever you can to jappa from this country at the slightest opportunity.





Disclaimer: you're hereby advised not the read or click on my signature intentionally

"Team stay back in Nigeria and invest the money you will use to travel" will not like this.

mosdii:
For Your Information, Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Finally...

lostnegro:
As long as you can substantiate you performed some qs roles you are good to go.in the organization you work do you have any one who has an MRICs designation who can write a reference letter for you?what's your degree grade?do you have masters? .I have friends who got positive assessments from Aiqs.Mine came out negative,the reason was my big technology University did not meet their core competencies perhaps because I had a second class lower grade.and as long as your studies do not meet their core competencies your working experience do not count.I was advised to go get a masters in Quantity surveying or Construction management in an unaccredited school and work extra 2 years by AIQS then reapply or better still Go for a one year accredited msc and work for one year(both path ways must be under a supervising Quantity Surveyor)

It's not your grade. It's your number of years for your course that caused it.

Okoroawusa:
Upon it was well stated that this info is for "cumulative cash deposit" in the post yet some ignoramuses are foaming from the mouth.

What is going on with youths of this generation? Someone recently said that if you want to hide an information from Nigerian youths make it more than one paragraph.


We are in trouble in this country o!

Don't mind them. Many people don't read to understand. Even as glaringly misleading as the title appeared, many can't see the misleading title. We have to spoon feed them and try to explain to them it's only for physical cash deposit before they understand.

olisaEze:
So if my dom acct gets foreign inflow of $100k at month’s end, will $90k be auctioned off without my approval? There are supposed to be limits to policy changes enacted by the CBN to protect foreign investment confidence na.

Don't panic. It doesn't apply to cash inflow. The OP title is misleading. It's only for cash deposit.

You Can Only Have A Maximum Of $10,000 In Domicilary Account

iwaeda wrong heading. Review your heading. It's misleading. You can only have a maximum of $10000?

The brief states you can only make cash deposit of $10000 per month. This doesn't even apply to cash inflow.

Bontuxbrutus:
I was just being nice But if simp is the best adjective you can come up with to qualify my actions... then no problem...

Mr Nice Guy. Go on and marry her. She is the best for you.

kramer:
As long as she's not committing any crime or prostituting herself please let her hustle. Who B.Sc epp?

On a different note, you won't see that olodo Rigtheousness and his wife Holiness in these types of threads because they are only interested in bad news and spreading messages of doom and gloom.. nonsense!

You don't even know what she meant by BTC. She meant clitocurrency not the real BTC.

How many ladies have knowledge of the real BTC?

CamusMidas:
Is the show to determine who is more mature?

So under normal condition, you didn't know what he did was premature?

You were talking to someone and another person who once had a fracas with you just angrily confronted you, accusing you of gossiping him. He walks up to you and starts ranting, demanding you to tell him what you were telling the third party. What do you call that?

Pure stupidity.

Na people like Pere dey fight unncesarrily in a compound. He will always think everyone who is talking is talking about him. Even when people are discussing something else, he will always think they are gossiping him. People like that are just stupidly emotional and can't take rejection.

If that's his true nature, then he is a premature baby forming hard guy.

zolajpower:
If you have been following big brother shows from season you know that pere is playing the game big brother wants ...... In any movie there's an action part and comedy . So that is what is playing out here . Big his enjoying what pere is doing .

I see! In all, it's no longer a reality TV show but now scripted like WWE.

I didn't know.

HEAVEN4444:
GENERAL BUPERE REPORTING FOR DUTY. this guy pere may just win the show. he is catching everyones attention

Which yeye attention? Stupidity at its peak. Someone is behaving premature and you expecting him to win.

DriftOff, Abobi, wait for the wedding night kill you there. Na joke o

But on a serious note: Who wouldn't wants to test drive a car before buying it? Anyone?

MackyNaija:
When I worked in the oilfield, it was well known that "the closer you are to the well head, the 'poorer' you'll be overtime when compared to your peers doing office roles".

The Sales team in my current company will not allow Manufacturing engineers talk to customers. Them say them no get correct packaging.

So I am closer to top management and do customer interfacing; it's cleaner than assembly floor task and my inputs to the business are more visible to top management.

Na Quality Engineer I be.

Wow! Sense no go kill you. You're so genius I must say!

MrBrownJay1:
... and how exactly does MONEY solve the above issues you just stated?!?!? the above has absolutely nothing to do with financial stability, as a fake/disrespectful woman will be the same, whether dating or married....

Bro marry first let's read your story. First hand experience is the best.

Pochettino:
Table shattered!

We women are just useless... all of us!

Miss mosdi

Oladoyinipede:
About #150,000.

Not bad. That's about 12,500 per month.

rainlover:
Yea! I'm actually relocating next month.

Ok! That's nice. But have you secured a house ?

Oladoyinipede:
yes they do. It all depends on your budget.

Ok.

A 1 bed room flat in a nice residential area will go for like how much?

Patrioticbreed9:
Thank you..

When i was driving out i turned back and saw the man standing up with shame on his face, his wife was busy cleaning him up.. I felt pity for him.

When I was young, 10 yrs or there about, there was a boy who bullied me, more like a bully. He voked on how he would beat me point blank.

At a point, he got more physical with me pushing me and all that. I got angry and staged a fight with him. Just one blow I gave him, his mouth started bleeding. His father almost arrested me and my Dad gave me the beating of my life.

After that, I had a fight with another boy 2 yrs later. I tried arranging the boy face with my usual blow, but he dodged it. Damn! I murmured. I tried again, and dodged it one more time. I just knew this one don go learn karat.

After dodging all my blows, he just picked me up and landed me on the ground. Thank God my blow didn't touch him. Cuz I realized my hands ain't good ones when I send out blows. It dey scatter person face.

Since then till now, I have never fought with anyone. But when I am enraged, I always start shaking so badly. And if I send out punch at that moment, it always lead to something terrible. Imagine punching someone, and the person just pass out.

I pray never to experience such.

Any way, thank God you only lifted him up and landed him on the floor. Not bad though. He has learnt his lesson. He won't do that to someone else any more.

Exactly, I agreed with perambulator.

Aliencraft lol.

Can I tell you something?

Read this: Don't shit where you eat. That was exactly the strategy the babe was living by. Most persons don't shit where they eat. Meaning, they don't follow men or run shows with men where they stay or live.

A lady once told me that in her neighbourhood, the guys think she is a good girl. That kinda wife type, only if they know her true nature.

That all the guys in the neighbourhood had asked her out but she refused all of them. I asked her why? She said, she didn't want to cast herself where she lives. That due to refusing them, most guys think she is a good girl. But she is not. That she is a bad bitch. I sheepishly smiled.

She went on to say that she don't do men from her neighbourhood. That she prefer far away guys. That made me believe one ubuja saying that says girl find it easy to sleep with a stranger than someone they know.

Girls like the one you wrote about don't like running things with guys where they stay or work. That's because they don't want their matter to cast. But with a far away guy, they will easily run show because nobody will cast them. After all the person is far off where they reside.

You will be surprised that the lady is doing things with men outside far from where she stays or lives.

Don't poo where you eat.

ocelot2006:
I think most of the points you've mentioned i.e. improving the efficiency of manufacturing/production processes, cost reduction, etc falls squarely under Industrial/Production Engineering.

Chemical engineering is broad bro. Most of the courses done in the undergraduate centered around reaction engineering, process design, unit operation, safety, production and lots more. Possibly they can fit in every sector. A chemical engineer doesn't even need to be looking for work. They can possibly start up their own production firm.

The number one role of a chemical engineer is to improve efficiency.

Google chemical engineers roles.

In the undergraduate, there is a course called Chemical reaction engineering whose main aim to is to develop and design reaction paths for maximum efficiency and yields.

Infact, a chemical engineer is always looking for the best possible means to cut cost while at the same time obtaining maximum production.

There is also a course called process design where they design a process for the production of a particular product and make estimations for the whole process, run simulation using hyses.

For instance, the building of the Dangote refinery requires chemical engineers. It is a chemical that will first run a simulation of the particular process before laying up the different equipment. If anything is wrong, the simulation will show it and will be corrected.

In the refinery, most of the chief operators are chemical engineers. The industrial and mechanical engineers are the ones doing maintenance work on the equipment. But for the production department, it's mainly chemical engineers. They are the ones that produce and monitors the productions process.

If anything is going wrong, they are the ones that will detect it and stop operation.

There is no engineering role they can't fit in.

Macsjebs:
Sex enthusiast
Nairalanders will not kill someone with humor!
A Nairalander sent this on whatsapp - 'macsjebs, your perfume is like permanent marker o, even after bathing, the scent won't erase off my body'

Glad he witnessed firsthand all that has been said about our impeccable, utterly irresistible fragrances
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Do you have Club de nuit intense men?

Babyvet:
Okay but what does that have to do with me?

This babe go brutal sha. See as you wound a full grown man.

Guy wey go date you go hear am o.


Na joke I dey o

salford1:
I get you now...
Office based positions. That makes me a laptop pressing Engineer too, but money no dey like field roles Sha. Coffee and muffin in the morning, then better lunch at noon, then come back and fight sleep till close of work . Best thing, home every night.

The HR is right Sha. Lost two colleagues so far to silicon valley this year. The moment they got their Canadian citizenship, they just japa to San Francisco to take up new roles at Intel and Eaton respectively.

This laptop pressing Engineering, is it a new branch of engineering or something? Just joking .

But what's the job title/role of this lap top pressing Engineering branch per se? Just curious!

MackyNaija:
As I said before, my resume was patterned to fit into roles as a manufacturing, process and industrial engineer... No love for Quality.

I still applied for roles in all.
At the interview, I was discharging answers in the line of control plan, Guage RnR, Cpk, Ppk, SQL etc etc..
The manager just deh look me.. See this one...

That's not what you'll be doing here - he said.
I was confused then but now I understand.



Tuck in every morning, go to the office, press my keyboard, caress n romance the customers, ensure compliance documentation are in order and processes are compliant, do customer facility walk-through, do supplier facility audits etc etc..

After all this, my shirt remains tucked in... No Sweat..

For the same salary as our process n manufacturing engineers? I cannot cough...



Make Una follow me thank Oluwa for delivering me from manual labor engineer and turning me to a keyboard pressing engineer.


My plans have changed - I Aspire to remain part of the decision making team. You should too.

All my former managers, forgive me for the hate, sorry dislike I had for you all.

Very interesting. What branch of Engineering is that? I guess it's Engineering Manager or Project Engineer?

Toppytek:
Lol, TBH I don’t just understand, even South Africa that’s closer to us looks different in pictures... well maybe it’s because am too used to the naija atmosphere.

Our sky looks different due to our naija polluted atmosphere.

yusman14:
What do you think about metallurgical and materials engineering?
Is it ok

Very ok. Just know what you are doing