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Romance › Re: I Will Teach You How To Hack Whatsapp And Facebook And Spy On Your Partners Chat by Mcslize: 2:10pm On Jun 07, 2021
You have started again. Hack phone without touching the target phone. Who will fall for this?

Why will anyone even need this info? We all know 90% of ladies have multiple boyfriends, why will a guy be monitoring a girl about in this era of double dating?

Even if your hacking is real, I will advice you get something better doing.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Changes His Name To BIG WIZ by Mcslize: 2:08pm On Jun 07, 2021
DonCortino:
He should have just used Starboy
Seconded.
Romance › Re: My Heart Is Heavy And Bleeding Profusely by Mcslize: 1:28am On Jun 07, 2021
Saddestmann:
How I walked into fire with my two eyes widely opened is beyond my imagination after all I can see where the courtship is going and I kept introducing her to my people thinking she will see how serious I am with her but that’s not the case my girl choosed to be a call girl after giving her all I can give her and trust me I invested so much in this crazy bumpy relationship embarassed
It seems like you don't know what's going on in this country. Seriously? We still have men that cry over insensitive ladies?

I wish I can help you. Haven't you seen it all in this life? What remains for you to see? Is it the unimaginable or the abominable? What exactly my man?

Come on, seriously I can't believe this. Oh so you don't know the situation of ladies in this era? I see!

It's all right. You will be all right. Please don't hold the tears back, let it out in full, you will be so all right at the end.
Romance › Re: How I Plan To Engage My Wife by Mcslize: 8:31pm On Jun 05, 2021
Hmmmm make sure you are 100% sure that the babe love you. If not, I sense the babe working off as she might not even bother to know the side of the story and might end up concluding you are truly a thief. This is what we call engagement gone wrong.

Don't try this if you know the babe has not been investing in you. If you are the only one putting effort to make the relationship work, never try this.

Only do that if you are 100% sure that the babe is obsessed with you.

My instinct never lie. Pls verify before you do that. I sense the babe working off you. I can feel it already.
Romance › Re: The Easiest Way To Get A Husband Is To Give To The Man. Imagine He Took You Out by Mcslize: 8:27pm On Jun 05, 2021
doggedfighter:
Husbands are not scarce.

It's quality men that are scarce

All these tips aren't necessary.
Clap for yourself.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Had A Torn Vagina During Childbirth; Now We Can't Have Sex. by Mcslize: 9:08pm On Jun 01, 2021
Barbiturate:
What is disgusting about this post? Is it new/hidden that women have tear in the Vj after birth?
He wants to marry her and he's unable to have sex with her due to the tear. Sex is so important in marriage. He needs this problem fixed. What's bad about him seeking help?

Op, look for a better hospital pls!
Most commenters in this forum are children. Without being told, you are supposed to know the first commenter is a teenager. One can see through the way they comment.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Katumba Wamala’s Daughter & Driver Killed In Uganda by Mcslize: 6:40pm On Jun 01, 2021
seunny4lif:
How come the car is not bulletproof?
Who drives a car in this world has a politician without bulletproof?
Even guys that are not Politicians drive bulletproof.
If I worth 40M Naira and I will drive a bulletproof in Nigeria because person no know who dey vex.
And how much do u think a bullet proof car will cost you if you worth 40 million naira?
Romance › Re: I Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend Of 2 Years by Mcslize: 11:20pm On May 31, 2021
They've been dating. grin You didn't just want to come to the realisation all these while.
Sports › Re: Chelsea Fans Celebrating Their Victory In Church by Mcslize: 7:14pm On May 30, 2021
neyohh:
You don't know them, they will party in the midst of war.

Extremists!
I just tire. grin

If they are so joyful, I expect them to cook foods and share in the street. That's how to celebrate something. But heck no, they will dance , scream, fall and at the end some will go back home all hungry.
Sports › Re: Chelsea Fans Celebrating Their Victory In Church by Mcslize: 7:06pm On May 30, 2021
The way people carry football on their heads is nothing to write home about. If they are paying everyone to support these clubs, it would have been better.

Some will even go as far as fighting cuz of a club. Is that not madness?

Supporting a club is not bad but do it with common sense. No one is paying you to support any club but you are ready to die for a club. Salaries remain static and food stuffs are in the high side, people are hungry but still, there are some that are ready to die for Man U or Chelsea.

That's a total madness if you ask me.
Romance › Re: My Pregnant Wife Is Too Demanding - She Requested For This Last Night !!! by Mcslize: 10:02am On May 29, 2021
OdogwuBlog:
Bros If You Never Enter Family Life !!! ..... You De On Cruise !!!

One married man once tell me say him daughter wake him up by 2AM at night only to demand that ...... "DADDY I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR NOSE" ...... Ahhhhh !!!

Okay as me don enter family Life nahh !!! ... My Wife get belle now !!!

She be dey demand stuupid stuupid things oooo ... But i be dey think say !!! ... na because say she dey Pregnant nahh ....

But ...... the one weah she do of recent shock me !!! .

Before the one weah happen last night .... she once demanded by 2AM at night ...... say she wan chop Kuli Kuli ... IMAGINE BY 2AM ..... And she complain this till 6AM in the morning !!! - When i finally bring Kuli Kuli come by 8AM .... she tell me say ..... she don loose appetite .... make i commot am .... that the looking at it makes her feel like Vomiting !!!

Below na Kuli Kuli ... incase if you no know !!!

https://5aday.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/4b7b672cbaa24a69ac84a2c650fca94a.jpg

Okay This one happened Last Night !!!

I Come dey wonder if her spirit dey always start by 2AM ......

Around 2AM Last Night !!! ... She wake me up and continue to tell stories again !!!

This one shock me ooo !!!! , Upon say i never knack for life 3 Months now !!! - Doctor say na from 4 Months we can begin nack !!! ..... I Buy Soaps 2 time per week .... Only for me not to cheat on my wife !!! - If you know you know ....

OKAY ... BABY Tell me ... what do you want huh - Na wetin i ask her ...

She looked at me and say .................. "Baby Let's Insult Each Other" .....

Ehhhhh .... She say ... I Feel like insulting somebody and Causing Quarrel .... I Looked at her and say !!! "BABE NO BE ME AND YOU"

Before i can turn to the other side of the bed ... she slapped me and say "Honey you are a fooool" .....

I Looked at her and say "NA Bigger Fooool you be" ..... She starts crying .... and say .... So you can insult me back .....

The summary of these stories be say .... I No sleep last Night !!! .... I Tried all i can to calm her down .... She insulted me from 2AM Till 6AM This morning !!!

When she don see say na morning ... She looked at me as say "Baby ... What are we eating this morning"

Marriage dey sweet shaa ... But i dey Hell Fire now .....

NO KNACKS ... NO SLEEPS ...

Wetin i go fit do .... Nothing !!!

I Can't WAIT To See My TWINS !!!

Better Days Ahead !!!

cc; lalasticlala
I feel your plight. The Lord is your strength.
Business › Re: Naira Slips To 490/$ At Parallel Market, CBN Plans Digital Currency by Mcslize: 4:54pm On May 28, 2021
joyandfaith:
Nigcoin
e-Naira
Crime › Re: Soldier Beats Driver For Stopping For Children To Cross Road In Lagos by Mcslize: 11:00am On May 28, 2021
Kandeed:
we go beat ourselves taya ni n na him go loss las las
grin

Las las only una go separate una self
Crime › Re: Soldier Beats Driver For Stopping For Children To Cross Road In Lagos by Mcslize: 10:51am On May 28, 2021
Kandeed:
Lmao as a camou guy, that hand ur using to fight back it'll take me not less than 2min to render it useless or wildered for a life time
What if you meet a martial art professional, how easy will it be to beat such a person?
Romance › Re: Gonorrhoea: My Reward For Cheating by Mcslize: 9:18am On May 27, 2021
You meant you went raw without a condom? If you want to sample different punanas, let it be known to you to always make use of Dom Dom.
Romance › Re: When You're Girl Friend Stop Calling You On Phone by Mcslize: 9:44pm On May 26, 2021
You ain't the main boyfriend.
Romance › Re: Make Money On Fiverr Coaching Class by Mcslize(op): 9:02pm On May 26, 2021
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This N25,000 For A 6.30am To 10pm Cleaner Job Worth It? by Mcslize: 3:43pm On May 26, 2021
HEAVEN4444:
sad That amount that e money use to eat shawarma in one sitting. this life nor balance undecided
E money was once broke too remember? Everyone has a story to tell.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This N25,000 For A 6.30am To 10pm Cleaner Job Worth It? by Mcslize: 3:33pm On May 26, 2021
Joysticks:
I saw this cleaner job vacancy at old English bakery at GRA,Ikeja,Lagos after months of job hunting.Due to unavailability of one's preferred kind of job,I like hotel jobs a lot,I decided to submit my CV to one of the bakery security man.

It is hard to get a hotel job at GRA Ikeja despite the big and many hotels located there though.Man know man things.

I was called to come for an interview at their head office in omole phase 1.

I attended the interview.But the salary is manageable being that I am a single man without even a girlfriend.Early 30's.But the resumption time was shocking.I would resume by 6.30am and closes by 10pm for #25k!

Which kind cleaning work be that?And the bakery is own by a Nigerian.No break or free lunch.

My mind told me there were other tasks I would be doing apart from cleaning because no cleaner would work till that time.

So has anyone who have worked there before knows the job description in old english bakery?
Take it up bro. 10yrs ago, I was doing a 6k job trekking to work and back. But I thank God today.

You must start from somewhere. Instead of sitting at home jobless, just take it up and do it well. I repeat, do your job well. You will be shocked.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This N25,000 For A 6.30am To 10pm Cleaner Job Worth It? by Mcslize: 3:30pm On May 26, 2021
Dailymice:
Its a terrible offer. 6am to 10pm as in you wake up by 5a.m, get to work by 6am, dismiss work by 10pm, get home by 11pm What time do you have for yourself? Cooking, washing and personal time between 11pm to 5am. You no go sleep again?
Just for 25k a month! Less than $100. Even labourers on site make more money. Reject it! Normally cleaners job is from 7a.m to around 10 a.m

Isa Pantami is a terrorist
It's less than $55. $55 is the closest. $100 is almost 50k. But he can use that to hold body rather than sitting idle at home.
Business › Re: CBN Confirms N410.25/$ As New Official Exchange Rate by Mcslize: 11:31am On May 26, 2021
Coldshisha:
Hahahahaaaa

So in black markets we are looking at 470

One day one bad news from Buhari

Let them Kuku increase petrol to the 350 they are speculating, a kill us once and for all
See you. 470? The last time I sold dollar, it was 477. That's because I didn't even bother to bargain. Be looking at 490 for black market.

Phones › Re: How To Know You Have Been Blocked On Whatsapp By A Fellow User by Mcslize: 8:39am On May 26, 2021
Eriokanmi:
Only a kindergarten should read this grin. If someone had blocked you, the easiest way to know is by the profile picture. The portion will be blank. This every WhatsApp user knows
Not always. There are people that hide their profile pic and last seen. Others may think they've been blocked . I hid my profile pic all through last year. It was this year March I started displaying it. Non of my contact could see my pic nor my last seen. It was just blank. I hid it.

So, it's not always true that once someone profile shows blank, it means he or she has blocked you when there are security features on WhatsApp one can use to place those settings in place.

There is another settings. If you send someone message, it won't appeared read. Those two blue marks that usually display that your message has been read won't show even if the message has been read. All that is in your WhatsApp settings.
Romance › Re: Honey This Picture Of The House Help Coming by Mcslize: 7:06pm On May 25, 2021
koolest4christ:
ADVICE FOR THE YOUTH
Marry someone that's attractive and beautiful alongside very intelligent. If you can have this quality in a wife, other women will appear as mere God's creatures before you.
Beauty, intelligent, are those what you are looking for in a potential partner?

You didn't mention resourcefulness, homeliness and loyalty, it's beauty and intelligent you want.

It will surely end in premium tears then.
Career › Re: If You Want To Be Successful Financially, Avoid These Things by Mcslize: 5:07pm On May 25, 2021
I can't loud that number 2 and 6 enough. The amount of cash guys spend on these call girls in a year can build a well furnished 3 bed room duplex.

As a fellow guy, I will encourage every guy never to pay for sex or whatever.

Paying for sex limits you as a man. You waste so much money on all those so called mannerless runs girls and still end up wasting your energy along side.

If I can't use my manly skills to make a girl feel sexually attracted to me and get down with me freely without paying her, then let konji deal with me mercilessly. Haba!

Paying a girl for sex is wack. It will drain your pocket. I love mutual relationship. I don't own you anything. If you like me and I like you and we bond sexually, things will happen naturally without any transaction involved.

That's how I roll. If you carry runs girls, juts know you will be financially wrecked.

You may say, don't you give the girl you are dating money? Brotherly, I don't o. I don't maintain any girl. But she is still with me. She dare not ask me for money. I will do it on my own.
Health › Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Just Contracted HIV by Mcslize: 9:37pm On May 24, 2021
Always practice safe sex. I can't believe how some guys will sleep with girls raw without even thinking otherwise.

Like, how do they do it? Even a wife and husband ain't even sure of themselves making out raw, how much more someone you dating or just met.

In as much as sex isn't the only means of contracting it, it still remains the most predominant medium of contracting it.

Don't let konji hold you to the extent that you keep diving into every hole raw.

It makes no sense.

This is for guys that don't think before diving in raw.
Business › Re: Nigerian Girl Flaunts Dollar Bills: 'See Money! Come Pick If You Are Hungry' by Mcslize: 8:17pm On May 24, 2021
All these girls. 1 dollar notes. How much is that? It's not even up to 50 dollars. That's like 15 pieces of 1 dollar notes or less. That's 15 dollars which is 8000 naira.

grin
Romance › Re: My Patiance with Her Has Turned To Waste Of Time by Mcslize: 8:10pm On May 24, 2021
Kings999:
Bro loud am, that is my number 1 rules, but it was not my fault sha, i did the right thing because of the good heart i have, i feel so silly to disturb someone who is taking care of her mom in the hospital to come and visit me and give me s3x, i even told her i want to visit her mom in the hospital but she gave one yeye excuse i did not bother myself sha, but she has taking my patiance for granted, i thought i was doing the right thing, i would have urge her to come and give no fvck of her excuse of her mom being in the hospital... Well i don learn...
Bro no too blame me sha, that is woman life, girl wey go leave go still leave...
You did nothing wrong. The babe na werey. I don't waste my time with such babes. Spread your tentacles. Go out with other babes. Babes many. I don't see any reason why a guy should kill himself for one babe that doesn't place value in a guy.

As a guy, have many babes, your phone will keep ringing. Who are calling? Babes. You won't even have time to notice the misbehaviour of one out of the many.

Girls no dey value good guys o.
Romance › Re: My Patiance with Her Has Turned To Waste Of Time by Mcslize: 6:41pm On May 24, 2021
Bro, a girl will take you more seriously after both of you had made out.

It was easy for her to move on cuz both of you haven't gotten intimate.

Once a girl has gotten intimate with you, it's hard for her to just leave you even if you tell her to fvck off, she will keep coming back.

They see sex as one big investment from them to a guy. That's why if you like a girl, don't waste time getting intimate. Once both of you get intimate, even if both of you quarrel today and you tell her to fvck off, due to the fact that she has gotten intimate with you, it will be hard for her to just leave you. That's how their minds function. But if both of you have not done anything, forget it, she won't reason you.

Girls get more attached to guys they make out with.

If she likes you, and you like her, second visit make her invest. That sexual investment is quite important to them.

Another thing, make your home a place of comfort. If a lady visits, and your place looks comfy and quite comfortable, she will have a change of mind to stay longer.

A girl once told me, our first meet up should be outside. I said no problem. We met outside, gisted over some drinks and when it was about time for us to leave, I told her to follow me home. She hesitated. But later gave in and said she won't stay long o. Before nkor? I murmured in my mind.

She got to my place and madam spread body for chair dey watch movie o under chilled home atmospheric condition. Person that says she won't stay long ended up staying for hours.

What am I saying? Ladies like comfort. Put that in place and they will have no issue visiting many times in a row.
Business › Re: Crypto Currency Has Finished Me! by Mcslize: 7:54pm On May 20, 2021
Crypto is not for people who want to make fast money. If you're investing in crypto with a short term mindset, you have yourself to blame.

Invest for long term not for overnight millionaire.
Romance › Re: Edo Girls Are Beautiful by Mcslize: 11:00pm On May 19, 2021
gregyboy:
Is esan not ishan
That's true. I kept missing it up. Esan girls and Benin girls which are worst?
Business › Re: Bitcoin Falls Sharply After China Signals Cryptocurrency Crackdown by Mcslize: 10:50pm On May 19, 2021
LordReed:
Do they not have to go through banks?
No.

With P2P transaction, your bank won't know it's a crypto transaction you are engaging in with the person.

Just deal on a reputable platform like Binance who will act as a middle man between you and the person.

For instance, if I have a coin I want to buy on Binance. I will enter P2P, there I will find many sellers who are selling NAIRA or USDT. USDT is the equivalent of USD. With it, you can buy any coin and you can also sell your USDT if you have.

I will simply click buy and will message the person that I want to buy 50,000 naira USDT. The person bank account number will show. It is that account number he or she filled in their Binance accounts I will transfer the money to.

I will simply send the seller the money, screenshot or download the transaction receipt to serve as your proof. When sending the money, never indicate it as crypto so your bank won't know it's crypto you dealing on with the seller.

Once the seller rerecieves the money, he will then release your USDT which will reflect on your Binance wallet.

Same thing when you want to sell. You can sell your USDT which so many buyers are available to buy instantly, while sending you the naira equivalent.

If I have bitcoin and I want naira, I will simply enter market on Binance and use the bitcoin to buy USDT, and then sell the USDT to buyers who will pay me in naira.

With that, the bank is being bypassed and they won't know it's crypto you buying from people.
Romance › Re: Edo Girls Are Beautiful by Mcslize: 5:32pm On May 19, 2021
Pierocash:
follow my comment,I said there are exceptions to any conclusion.

But believe me, 95% of them are exactly how I said it

You can carry out your survey yourself ,and you will come back to admit to my submission
You are right. I have one on my WhatsApp. She is very rude. The reason why I am still yet to meet her one on one. She is Ishan. Quite rude. I almost deleted her number the last time I chatted with her but I held myself back.

Rudeness is their second name. Though not all. I dated one back then in 2014, Ishan too. She was kinda moderate and respectful.

But the majority are rude.

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