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nonut:
Master P, the dancer. Singing ain't your talent, so please stop wasting your time.

Aznn. Paul is the talented singer

omonlaa:
I agree with her, but she is the queen of petty, making mediocre music but expecting everybody to support her. She don use Mama Africa bamboozle other African countries acts sha, na only naija e no work.

Haha.. thought its just me who found most of her songs wack, like really wack. Even chidinma is better gan

CoolFreeday:
instead of investing....

Baba.. he fit don borrow am. take picture... naso money dey fly... he himself know deep down

This OP is just unreasonably petty and acting like a childish grown man

Drjavier:
sadly your parents are freaking poor and sad no wonder u think like a low life.... just keep drinking ur limca

He doesn't even deserve a reply cos one can spot that he is only just frustrated with his existential misfortunes.
Well, like someone else said, watching the game and playing the game are two different things

Threebear:
The same cave you found me and decided to reply because you obviously have nothing to do with yourself or your pathetic life on an early Saturday morning.
Joblessness is a curse, people of your type conned the sentence, misery loves company. I refuse to be dragged into the frustration of a poverty deranged man. Now swerve into non existentialism.

You re not the one talking, its your frustration that is talking, so I don't blame you. Just a stupid rat who thinks he has any right to dictate what someone else wants to do with her life.
Well, its nairaland, any fool can pick a dictionary to form king... I know this is where you feel some shred of hope, so hide behind your computer dimwit, cos after all your noise here, you know ll still gloat alone about your misfortunate existence

Threebear:
You must be as senseless as your poor English writing skill, will you disappear from my mention like the irrelevant thing you are.

F00l.. You can't even see that the senseless English is a better fit to the brain I m addressing. You don't deserve any properly written English. Now head out back to the miserable cave you crawled from

Sagay212:
Sound thinker...enjoy your poverty for now and let the unsound otedola thinkers enjoy their wealth ...NL people can talk rubbish ehn

Azn.. whats pissing me off is how an unknown person will sit behind a computer and automatically feel the right to decide how someone wants to live her life. Like seriously there is utterly nothing wrong in her choosing to do what shez doing. I guess some people are just frustrated with their own lives, so whinging can ease the pain

cooljoe:
I tire 4 some pple. plenty talk wit lil sense

The guy na fool wey just wan whinge about him regrets and frustrations

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Threebear:
This is honestly the smartest comment I've ever seen you give.
People who have something do not seem to value it, most people will kill you have such background and financial stability that these girls are wasting.
Clearly she has no talent as a DJ or musician.
She's still very young though, I'm thinking at some point, she'll get serious with her life.

Lord.. are you normal... How can you just sit down and feel like you can decide how someone wants to live her life. You must be nuts and engraved in a poor mentality to feel like you can comment on someone's life. Learn how to mind your own business young man and stop whinging

Blackhawk03:
Ain't cut out for unnecessary dramas and shitty bullshit.

I can't be thinking of how to make more money and as well be pondering on why my bf is giving me attitudes or not answering his calls...

If izz nor money and happiness, please stay back in 2017.

Even when you ve made the money you so clamour about, you ll still feel the loneliness. Its basically human nature. You can't cheat

VoltageDivida:
Bro how do you do it?
Am 25 and it worries me a times that I've never dated, though I feel good been single.

He is gay.. lol... don't even envy him

agwom:
Money is good...

Don't be a slave to money bro. Its not good for your well-being. You can't keep relating everything about people's lives to money, otherwise you will only be frustrated

haha.. new word for "waste"... You are such a Lukaku

Hankcc:
Guys, have you ever fallen in love with a girl who is by all accounts was below average looking only to fall out of love and then realize how blind and foolish you were? How did you feel about this when the false lens of love was removed from your eyes and you could now see her real image? Did it make you feel bad about yourself?

And just to clarify for those who don't understand what I mean by below average looking. What I mean is a girl who if you were to rate her looks on a scale of 1 - 10, you'd give her at best a 5 or lower. I consider 6 to be average looking.

I can sooo relate. i ll never forget that period. She sef knows atm, no magic can work again

Sorry, nobody... You can aswell leave and no one will stii notice

GetUmad:
Sorry Man. Can't help your situation. Don't give up Bro. It (the she-male) might still consider you for the security job, if not this year, probably next year.


And by the way, the joke wasn't actually meant for a dry skull like yours. Below is an attached picture of a dog starring at production crew as seen in a movie. However, I won't expect you to understand it still. It's not unexpected from a dolt.

All these epistles for a dry joke? Man pls get a life

Thats briefs, not pants idi0ts

GetUmad:
What is this Bobrisky I've been seeing all over nairaland homepage?
Is that the name of an abortion pill?



On a lighter note;
Why is it that when they are shooting a movie in Nigeria you'd see passersby watching and wanting to feature by all means. The annoying thing is even dogs and the chickens too would stay and be looking at the camera. #OnlyInNaija

dry joke

kamotisha:
Hi fam!
Pls I need advise o. I tried opening a NAB classic account from naija and experienced issues because they asked for phone no and I was putting +234...Apparently they expect the no to be an aussie no. Any ideas on what to do pls? Or do I try another bank? Any referrals with good testimonies?

It doesn't matter. as far as you ll be travelling soon to activate it. They wil change the phone no to your new one when you go for activation

kooledge:
my final project has actually been published in the nigeria journal of physics website. can i include it use it as a reference in my career episodes and also in CPD statement?

Yes .... Although there is no outlined section for reference in the Career episodes.

Seun:
Not true. See below:
https://islam.stackexchange.com/questions/32/why-are-converts-to-islam-called-reverts

Mr Seun, pls I want to make a formal appeal to be able to delete or modify a topic which I posted sometime ago. Its about religion anf the tension with my parents. It was moved to front page then and for some reasons I haven't been able to modify it since a year ago it was posted. Pls kindly help with this

kooledge:
ok, thanks.have gone through the engineers australia site. can i include my Industrial attachment and final year project im my career episodes?
do u have idea of what Continuing Professional Development (CPD) statement and Summary Statement looks like?

Yes, you can include both industrial attachments and final year project, as you wish. Continuing Professional Development (CPD) is a writeup of ways by which you have personally been following through developments and self improvement in your profession. Like a list of self improvement activities you ve done outside your primary work. This includes but is not limited to, seminars, workshops, personal study and journal publications and personal projects. Summary statement as the name implies is a summary of the Carreer episodes written, all into one summary, addressin some key professional requirements from Engineers Australia. Its filled in a given format/form which can be downloaded from the EA's website

kooledge:
muchas gracias bro. i think u r right to say that my degree falls into the engineering technology category. would i still be needing cdr ?

Yes.. definitely.. you will have to write a cdr

ife01:
My question is do I really need a girlfriend?
I can't just answer because I can't find reasons having a girlfriend.

Here is my Story:
Am a 20yr old guy, graduated with a HND last year and almost completing my PGD programme.

I live in a house where my Dad dictates my movement - no freedom, unless am running his errands and I can't even imagine a girl visiting me at home.

Lets say I have one now, We talked the first day, second day and so on, what do we continue to say?

Won't she make demands/

I dont even know where to take her/

So are they compulsory or just necessary or am I just being a kid?

10years don waka... lol... trust you ve left already

victree4:
OK, I'm good then. One more thing, could you be kind enough to evaluate the quality of my 3 career episodes? I'm aware that you were positively assessed for electrical engineering occupation by EA.

Thanks.

Actually, mine was electronics engineering. You can still send an email to mctowel01@gmail.com

victree4:
Thanks. I have finished writing my Career episodes. How can I use turnitin to check for plagiarism?

You don't have to use rurntin if you know you didn't plagiarise

kooledge:
good day my people. pls i need a little guidiance. i want to start the process.

AGE =35
BTECH= PHYSICS/ELECTRONICS TECHNOLOGY
WORK EXPERIENCE= 8YEARS
ENGLISH TEST= IN VIEW

questions
1. which body will verify my qualification
2. which language test is better
3 whats this CDR that has been trending here
4 which language test is better to achieve the required score(20 points)
5 any other helpful tips

thanks

To add to what Cotryekundayo has said, you will need a cdr if you are nominating any of the engineering occupations. i personally feel your bsc isn't in full match with EA's bsc requirement, however, you should pass for engineering technologist. Given your long years of experience and I m assuming, good age bracket, you should stand a chance with around 70points. Try PTE for the english, should be easier, even though I ll say sometimes, there are individual exceptions.Goodluck

babahameedah:
Hello babas in the house.

Please I was contacted by Engineers Australia this morning through a mail that i should provide additional information.

Letter of completion sent by my school to them.
Academic transcript sent by my school to them.

Then that the International Passport i sent to them was not okay and i need to reattach it.


Please advise i beg una!

The one called letter of completion, i do not understand because i sent my degree certificate.


Regards.

If you can get a letter from like the register or something, acknowledging the completion of your studies, i guessit should suffice

SallyAUS:
Hahaha I guess you missed the part where i said I cried-- I am a woman..
Occupation- Construction Project Manager

Cool... congrats

hsim247:
Hello people, while filling the eoi for 190, is it okay to select 'any' when asked which state you are applying to for nomination?

just fill your desired state in