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temi4fash: y i go laff u nau...

U get too close before u let ur intentions knwn..
dat y she zones u..
and wen u pop d question she gets annoyed n u hear sumtin lik it shldnt b u...

Gbam..instead if you have come close already, you dont need to talk about love again, just use laugh laugh chop the apako

Whenever you start getting along, start the touch touch style...Note, do it only when she is laughing, otherwise if you receive slap, my hand no dey

fubbyy: am even thinking married life will bring loneliness, a lonely bachelor needs to check him sef weda he dey ok

As for me, always on the street hustling, always in da club bubbling, always @ home phucking pussy

Married life will bring loneliness because you will only stuck with ya family

Thank God I will never get married

You are a Murderfu*ker if wont get married man ..lol. There is something about Marriage, if you continue with the bubling life, your health will judge you at 40 or 50. I will soon marry because, I like taking risks and getting ahead of myself

kulyie: Well i am not yet married and i am still enjoying every bit of my life.my singlehood,independence,freedom from any infant relying on me for survival,freedom from being responsible to anyone except myself,freedom to spend my money the way and whichever way i choose,freedom to wear anything i want and spend my day the way i like,freedom to go wherever and whenever i choose,freedom from societal inhibitions of being a 'mrs',freedom to live my life and not anyone in order to please inlaws,husband and whoever.infact i dont yet think am longing for marriage so soon

i like you bro, the only problem about barchelorhood is lonliness. Its either you go home with chicks or you get tipsy otherwise, you will be so lonly.

I have been in feer for the past three yrs, knowing fully well that you may wake up one day and not see anything. If i sleep with light and wake up at midnight when Nepa must have taken the light, I just shout and look out for the window, the smallest light I see makes me praise God and relax. HIV is nothing compared to Glaucoma, but anything that wont kill you can only make you stronger

This is true and am sure most people don't know about it. The truth is, it can occur anytime without any sign; igbo people will caption it as JUJU. I was diagnosed at the age of 25 and and I have been managing it. The problem is the cost, it can cost you as much as 5,000 Naira every month, but think of it, your sight worth more than 50 million dollars. Whatever is the cost, I jump and pass; there are new drugs that can last as long as one year, but we don't have them in Nigeria.

Excellent and original write up, I am sure Sexkills never see am, otherwise this is a frontpage material. I just realised, I knew all this uncconsiousl. Yday, I was telling a lady that I am scared of girls who call, write and flaunt God all the time

Op dont tell me he was also born on the 13th

You will also hear something like, I will never do it again until I marry....nonsense

Idowuogbo: Well..if he hates working away dat much, he wud ave declines d offer. Strange!

Working in UK is like caging yourself...Nigeria is more free, and you will have choices of good girls here than abroad

sexybaby22: @mecussey how do 1 go about that. its not that am deperate but when u meet a good person u wunt want 2 let go.

Call him whatever sexy name you call him, e.g babe...you know I love you so much and I will miss you. Now, that you are going away, our communication may reduce with time...and I know there is only little we can do about...it...then you shed some crocodile tears....hiiim...hiiiim...maaay Goooood guuuiiide you, sure he will console you. When he finally gets there, dont talk about relationship again. Let him be the one to initiate relationship topics. Dont call him more than he calls you, though you may say hi 1st when you see him online. If he tries to psych you about your intenstions towards him, tell him... I dont know but you know I like ur character.

force her!!! She will get angry eventually and will finally fall in luv deeply.

I am sure you are the one who is much in luv, especially on the new development. I will advise you not to become desperate, just make him miss you

The local channels are still not showing..are you sure they will ever come back?

I doubt you got infected by just broken condom, possibly you removed the condom completely and went on flesh to flesh when you realised it was broken. Simply, go for culture test and HIV

Op, the good thing about this thread is that you are intelligent and whatever you posted here could be true. Fact, is that women are like that... I had a gf in school whom always wanted money, but I kept on giving one excuse or the other even when I have it. She also have a roommate whom her boyfriend was a church "goer" and he kept praying with her all night and supplying all there needs. Three weeks after they packed into a new apartment, there caretaker took over the the girl and may be my gf as well. I was like..guy you are smart enough, i was happy with myself and took a walk. Whatever that is happening there now, I dont know. That is woman

This is why I like Nland, this is a great site for good info, I love you so much.

....and what of the other way round, when you appear older than your age? I look like late 30s when am in my late 20s. My seniors call me oga and the ladies think am too old for them....wahala dey there as well.

sagytarius™:
Post ur pix lets affirm. lol, just kidding.
Well, as for me, I enjoy my uglidity. It drives women and their troubles away from me.

lol...my brother we dey the same field

s*x...two yrs, she refused to jaahe, i walk

I have a 3m metal dish I use for Nilesat, what spray can I spray it to make it more active. I don't want to paint it, I am sure there should be a metal or aluminium spray in the market.

Exactly, how my latest Ex decided to live and we broke up.

A letter to my vital organs...I cant remember the biological vital organs but I am talking about my personal vital organs.

1) Dearest brain, thank you for reasoning like a human being, and keeping me above the average man. Thank you for telling me the truth about my health and the future. Again, for keeping me consious and awake when neccessary. Finally, I want to thank you for interpreting my sense organs perfectly, may your creator be glorified.

2) My vision, without you what else can I do. I thank you very much for been able to receive light, convert it and send to the brain perfectly, I thank you so much.

3) My heart, I thank you so much for the continues beats, even when there is no fuel, you managed the reserves. I thank you so much for making sure that blood circulates with the right pressure, expecially in my John thomas. You pump it all day and keep me alive all night. You are so amazing and I love you so much. I am sure you must have bit more than 10m times for so many years without stopping. I am sure no engine can do that. Thank you so much.

4) My liver, how sophisticated you are, you are the only organ that can rebuild itself and still perform numerous functions at a time. No matter how much we over work you, you still finish the job perfectly. We purnish you everyday by downloading more than two bottles of beer every day plus the Alomos and whiskys both fake and original, yet you forgive us and detoxify everything. I thank you so much for been there and please keep up the good work.

My kidney, I thank you so much for your extraordinary filters, for been able to help the liver achieve her goals. You are very wonderful and I know your worth. I thank you so much and pray that you keep up your good work. I promise to minimize the quantity of nonsense and alcoholI put in my mouth. Please, serve Oga liver well, I love you.

5) My J.T... Thank you so much for doing the job well at the right time. It could have very frustrating if you had refused to stand up. I also thank you for the direction you give to my urine, without you the whole engineering system could have been a failure. Finally, thank you for been able to reproduce another Brain, Eyes, Heart, Liver, Kidney and YOU with life in them. How great you are J.T .. I pray, you will always look well before you enter for the constructions.

May the almighty God who constructed all of you be praised, in Jesus name.

sitasie :
hey people, come on,let's share our anxiety experiences and how best we can help those wth extreme symptoms like shaking voice, shaking hands, sweating etc.
personally I rather lie still and quiet in the casket than stand before a congregation to read my biography on my burial day.

lol, shy women and confident guys are sexy, but the reverse is disgusting.

I bought my car here, and it was great deal.

Any idea of the cost...tokumbo?

Kingscee: People like you dey produce street begging kids. Why do you want to marry because of fear? When you marry because of fear, tomorrow if things no work out as plan you go abandon your wife with kids disappear. Create more menace to the society.pls if you never ready 4 marriage don't do because others are doing it, it's better you wait 4 the right time. KA CHINEKE MEZIE OKWUU

Bros, fear of marring late, not bc of others. I see everything positve as risk and I regret it if I dont risk it. I am thinking marriage is also a risk and the bible says " now is the accepted time ". If I continue to wait, what is the gurantee for tomorrow. I think its better to try and fail than not to try at all or procrastinate. Pls, dont shoot me

Joe50: God give me money make i marry oooo, in few yrs time i go enter 30

Bros, you cought me there... The thing don dey fear me self. Money can come anytime but make woman dey 1st na. Upon all my dating skills, no luv yet, though I have too many of them but I no like any, may be sth is wrong with me. In few years na man go hit 30, what the hell are my suppose to do? Fear don dey catch me already, I want to start having children.

I have noticed more of it, and for every 10 cars that passes, I see a Nissan Pathfinder, is it the way forward?