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I never saw lighning strike twice within 5 sec, when the electrons and the protons meet, they disharge and neutralise themselves. Until new charges are built up, there should be no lighning and this usually take at least 5 secs. Whatever happened, I think the father may know about it

Why is she very tiny? Skinny girls are beautiful but she is "tiny".

Remmyy: I normally do not reply to anything on Nairaland because it is full of 99% idiots and %1 intelligent folks
from the tribal goats. . .to the first to comment cunts. . etc

back to topic.
scrolling down through the first page alone,
I saw alot of posts like, 'in his dream' to 'its impossible'
and i could only shake my head in pity, so many empty brains of them funny little mortals
brainwashed by religion, they cant think for themselves if their lives depend on it.

i am sure if most of you were around long ago and someone said.
later in the future, a machine, very big will be able to fly in the sky.
most of you would say....dreammm, impossible and other pitiful words. . .

orrr if someone said. . .there will be a time when you will be able to
communicate with someone and watch LIVE from your room to another continent.
most of you would say...dreams...impossible....no way..
smh. little minds of the mortals. . . i just wonder how frustrating it must be to have such a limited, stagnant funny little brains in my head.
no wonder, billions of you are being controlled by some intelligent few. . .
Impossible is the word of losers. .in reality, nothing is possible
never underestimate the power of science.

God already told us that nothing is impossible

Billyonaire: Call me names, ofcourse, thats what the ignorant people do. There is nothing like God and Devil, but you can say God or Devil. Cos its a neutral force with positive and negative polarity, it the force that rules the universe, in essence, what you call God is same thing called the Devil, in opposite Polarity.

This is believable surly, you will be a billionaire..God created man to be reasonable and you are reasonable

The truth is God is aware of everything and he knows the humans he created is able to live forever if left in the garden of Eden. Ever since he sent man out of the garden, whatever he wants to do, he uses a physical being. Jesus himself had to come in the form of human to make changes. Still, he has promised us eternal life outside the garden, i will not be suprised if he uses a Russian billionaire to achieve it of course he will not use a poor fool. One step he has given us is that we must die before living again and that is the base process. If I should join the scientists, I will concentrate on studying the soul/spirit, this is basically the brain we talk about and its an operating system which is installed inside the brain. I am sure it does not die but can be corrupted or may stop running and another started. If humans will be able to copy it, then it may be possible to install it in another machine. God is the programmer, our flesh and blood is a machine and worth nothing.

I am not attracted to them at all and unfortunately thats what I get. I usually turn them down but the dark ones turn me down too...basically, i am girlfriendless

Most of us gym and it makes our palms strong. When i was a teenager, this lady usually come to me to touch her breast..she says my palms are soft and she love it. Whatever, i know they like soft palms but they wont stop me from gyming.

Just start acting cold also, she will eventually call you one day to ask why, just tell her, you felt like been alone. Remeber, dont talk too much, let all your answers be yes and no, if you had to make a senstence keep it short. This would start attracting her to you but I am not sure if you want her back, I dont usually take them back.

A guy told me smoke was coming out frm ma car, i rushed and nothing, another told me that our salary is increased by 50%, i rejoiced and it was all fool.

Climaths: I hv been datin my pastor daughter for 2 years now, nd he is nt aware d relationship. Bt jst last month wen went 2 see her in sch. Dey got 2 find out dat i hv been datin dere daughter. Nd d scandal almost tore d my family and her family apart. Becus d both family are very close. Knwing i disvirgin their daughter during d process of my visit 2 her in sch. They were so dissappionted in me. Bt they forgave me after all d scoldin. But my girl jst called me dat she is pregnant abt a month nw. I really don't knw wht 2 do. Am an nd holder. I don't hv a job nw. Bt hope 2 go 2 police tranin any monent frm nw. My family have a very humble background, tin are nt rite at finiacially. I hv siblings lookin up 2 me Finacially. Am confused wht should i do. Please ur advice.

Bros, just go see her parents, tell them that you love their doughter and want to marry her as soon as possible, that you want to officially introduce yourself as her fiance. The truth is that there is no time and you may never find this type of love again especially when you start working. Somebody like me is going into his late 20s with a decent job, yet no sign of true love unlike when i had nothing in my early 20s. Take the big step, and suffer for a while but you won't regret it.

Any hope for Man U chelsea...FA cup?

Op we are just the same, the worst now is whenever i enter campus, i walk about with an erected hammer

yes you can love someone because of some reasons that you may not know. I loved a girl bc of some reasons that i cant even explain

mumilo

Yoshi-Master:
I reject that.

Me too, but we just have to pray over it, otherwise, that is exactly the track we are on now

50calibre: In many hundreds of years to come, people of the world shall tell tales of a country called Nigeria that existed during the 21st century but were corrupt beyond imagination that they gradually self destructed.

It will go like this..My children, there was a country called Nigeria during the 21st century made up of three or more tribes, christians and muslems. The curruption was so much that some wise once had to flee to other countries. They had fought a civilian war during the 1950s and another deadly one broke out when power refuse to go back to the North. The North later succeeded and took power again. 8 yrs later, the south requested for the power again and another civilian war started which coincidentally started with the 3rd world war, when Iran tested their Nuclear war head in the U.S. The war was so bloody and many died, the South west part of the country had never been involved in a civilian war, came out from the fence they have been sitting to come and take advantage of the position of power. There came this great Tsunami from the atlantic, which many believed was a wave from a Nuclear bomb thrown into the ocean and wiped away one of the biggest cities both in Nigeria and Africa as a whole called Lagos. The few people left in that country were homeless and helpless. The civil war ended without a winner or a loser, that was the end of Giant of Africa.

50calibre: Aren't you tired of this silly " oga at the top" joke? For how long will you silly guys milk that joke.

Oga at the top is using it and you are telling Oga at the bottom not to use it

Well i let her know am jealous at the same time show her that I dont care

I take like 5 bottles from morning to 2pm everyday, eat, then go sober till bed time after some fruits. I dey enjoy beer die, it gives me all the energy and brain runs at peak

I think its mensturation but I am not sure... Pls ask google about your predicament

Yes, its mast...you should be worried if the antenna is facing directly to your house/room

you have done the right thing. Now, she knows that testosterone is running in ur blood

Mine is once in 3 months, unless they call. My mum understood but dad

Honestly, I dont care about you and your girlfriend because, I know you know what you want to do on the inside, our advice here is irrelevant. My interest is the moral lesson and the big heart you got. You are a MAN and it's funny your friend know you more than your so called finance. The girl is no where near been your wife, she must have calculated how broke you gonna get after receiving a sack letter in jail. Imagine how myopic women are, this kind of stories makes me hate women the more. She was just trying to play smart and use the excuse of a thief to break up and face the next suitor. Dump the f**kin broke ass biatch but unfurtunately, you will still come back to Nigeria to look for a wife and that is a fresh problem all together.

Bros, we dey the same situation oo but my own be say i no too like prostitutes but i like women so much and i hardly get them bc of my test. So, i dey use beer console my self. I spend not less than 15k every week on beer, drinking and giving others, i don tire sha. I wish i go see better wife marry

Another fact is that Malaria is not curable, unless treated rapidly during the early stage

I think that company is not serious, otherwise they could have changed the bottle

Picture quality ....ETC?

Truth, but what else...if one does not kill you another will kill you. I have noticed that 80% of those who suffer heart attack and kidney stones are non alcoholics.

Go do a liver funtion test....could also be lack of love, or have you finally been able to fall in love again?

Well, I will copy Obama .. During the presidential debate, when he's asked question on what he does not know, he will rephrace the question to what he knows and answer it. If you insist, he will also insist, then you have no other option than to move on..lol