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Mprex: lol. Twas very cool sha but i certainly didnt send the signals to him

yea..i think the small girls trip for the maturity and sense of responsiblity.

Chigold101: is a 48years old man an old man? Some 48years olds looks younger & stronger than some 28years. It is all about maturity and life style... People who call others old are those that have inferiority complex.

E.G Chris Okotie at 56. Onila might have had crush on the guy self. The guy na fine boy sha, no doubt.

Mprex: life sha

..lol..see as you dey sound innocent...swear that you didnt enjoy the guy that was 10yrs older than you then.

Mprex: lmao. Children of this generation have gone bad. Imagine sending signals to someone you should be addressing as "uncle"

I dey tell you, I have also noticed that they use it as comptition in school. They now weigh who drops them off hence, they no longer care about their mates who are still hustling or who are still in school with them. The "uncle" thing is not even in their dictionary, they confidently address you by ur first name. Me i no care sha, the world don spoil already.

Anything a woman tells me, I will just say OK, I don't even care to investigate if it's true or false.

cbrass: You just have to hold the bull by the horn, don't lie to him about any boyfriend coming, just create a converstion with him in school or anywhere but not your hostel.

Tell him in straight terms that you want him to limit his visit to your place for some reasons best known to you, if he asks why? Just tell him its your personal thing .

I once had a friend whose shoe smells so bad, once he enters my room, every where just start smeeling to the point my hotel mates avoided my room. When he comes I just leave the roonm for him, he then asked why I was chabging then I told him the reason, althoguh he felt so bad about it that we stopped talikng for like 2weeks but we settled it and I appologise and we are back as friends although we have since graduated

Some times a desperate disease requires a dangerous therapy

what is difficult in telling someone his or her predicaments. I do tell anybody what is wrong with him or her. Thank God for English language, you can actually find the best grammer to use. I prefer you tell me what is wrong with me, even if it hurts, i will laugh over it and even drink beer on top. Life dey simple na

Mprex: Once had a relationship with a guy that was 10 yrs older than me

twas cool sha

girls prefer guys who are very much older than them. I am in my late 20s but i get a lot of green light from teens.

donpeey22: Pals i need your advice because right now I'm confused. I am an Igbo guy that just finished my national service in Benin city. Even before i was posted to serve there, i 've had a great liking for edo babes. See, the thing is that towards the end of my service year, i started dating one Benin girl and i must confess that that babe is hot. I mean, she's pretty and daring which is a quality i like in girls. Even the way that babe kissed me was just so great that i doubt if i can ever be so kissed by another babe. The gist of the story is that I'm thinking about marrying that babe but right now I'm being discouraged by my older siblings. This evening i was discussing the ish with my immediate elder sis and she was like i should not even think about marrying from edo or delta, her reason being that most girls from that side are wayward and don't stay fidel in marriage. Although, i know she was being stereotypical but then i want to seek advise from nairalanders on this ish, especially those from that part of the niger. Do most Bini ladies have fidelity issue? What are the things that can make them stay faithful? Pls, i need your advise before i make my final decision. Thanks in advance.

The girl don jazz u, for now u dey her pocket

ThoniaSlim: Yup. Just didn't see a happy future with him.

I am sure he didnt have money...that's why.

They should pay him, case closed. If I put NTA news, what I hear is billions...10million is no money and they should pay him for 2yrs at least.

When women get bored in marriage, they will start showing off...sometimes nude.

temitope28: R u sure you are okay

If I am not Okay, I will not be conscious of been silly. Therefore, I think you are the one whom might not be ok for not reading between the lines.

Davgwen: babe,which one is our men are becoming lazy.dnt say such bcus it isn't true. The way my junior broda is hustlin on d street ehh,you will think he want to feed d nation.



Shout out to all dem hustlin guys.

There are different types of hustling...physica hustling, mental hustling and spiritual hustling. I prefare mental hustling to others.

So husband dey scarce like this...

onihaxy: As long as mosquito doesn't transmit HIV the way it transmit MALARIA from one body to another, my instinct is telling me that there is something special about this mosquito that makes it resistance to HIV virus. Something in me is telling me that permanent cure for HIV would be from mosquito cells.
#just thinking out loud. NL E-fighters, no insult me abeg

I ve told some people living with HIV to go grind mosquitoes and eat it or even mix it with Ogogoro and drink, something dey for mosquitoe wey HIV no like. If to say I be medical student I for go far. The way i do research on electronics, I could do the same in human body.

I want to sound stupid here...therefore, if this child comes out healthy without problems, it means there is nothing wrong with imbreeding. I still think Eve was Adam's sister otherwise, how did Cane and Abel multiplied?

sweetguy10: But really I don't know how guys ended up being friend zoned . The truth is that I really can't be "Just friends" with a girl and still spend time together . I don't know how to be "friends" with girls , it is either we are sex mates , romantic partners or acquaintances . How will a girl spend lots of time with me and I won't bodge her ? Ahh I know myself sha , as I take spoil reach e nor fit happen

I wonder too...if I can't touch you romantically, you will hardly see me around you.

So girls dey shy like this...why dem come dey wear skimpy things wey dey cause accident for road. If you no too sabi drive go Owerri, you must jam somebody.

Na wa for everybody...an African woman is asking for what will suit for pool, una just dey show oyibo pple. My dear, just wear T-shirt with bra and bum shut enter pool. Nobody will querry you.

Octopus Paul failed the last World cup finals, I am sure Cortana will do the same. Bet9ja will give it more odd and I am going for it.

They are only taking back what they took from them years back.

JayKayMaybachz: I no wan meh brazil near or even smeh dah cup sef

Me and you carry the same mind...instead Brazil go carry that worldcup make south korea carry am.

Iamoilprince: Yesooo! I saw d prediction. I hear say Neymar go play next match! Shey na true ?

Nooo...Neymar ruled out and Brazil go use am as excuse but who cares...

JayKayMaybachz: Netherlands

One guy predicted Neitherland vs Germany final and it's about to get real.

prettyboi1989: D suit gives him weight, n u see him floating wen hez walking whch makes it seems lyk d astronaut is bouncing. And also they are taught ow to walk in space n control dia body movements, he may choose to float wen necessary esp wen workin on a satellite. Asides 4rm dat, dia little rover dat looks lyk a mini jeep do u wonder y it doesn't float??

The moon has 1.6m/s force of gravity.

prettyboi1989: let's c, wat do u fink is d main essence of d suit astronauts wear? U fink its jst 2 protect dem 4rm radiation n harm or 2 give em oxygen, its way beyond dat, d suit is designd in a way 2 give balance 2 d astronaut dats y it looks padded n thick 2 add more weight 2 d astronaut. D mor reason he cud stand firm, if uve watchd any space xpeditions, u'll notice dat wen an astronaut is walkin it looks lyk hez bouncing, y, can u try walking lyk dat on earth? D gravitational force in space is low to almost zero, dats y dey call it orbit. Dats y space crafts use less power once dey get in2 orbit cos dey can move freely without gravity hindering dem, also dats y dey spend so mch power moving against d earth's gravity and once dey get in2 orbit dey get in2 free fall mode

Read carefully what you wrote...there is a big difference between 0 and 1. A space has zero gravity but any mass that has gravity of 1m/s is no longer a space. No matter how heavy the astronaut makes himself, if he is in space, he will float. The moon's gravitational force is about 1.6m/s, because, the earth is about 3 times bigger than the moon. The astronaut bounce because, the gravity is very low. He can actually fly with wings on his arm. The reverse would be the case in Jupiter because, its about 12 times bigger than the earth. Assuming you weigh 100kg on earth, you will weigh 1200kg in Jupiter....ask Google.

prettyboi1989: About d doubts concerning the flag, op u guys knw dat its only d earth dat d law of gravity applies to, d reason y d flag is flying on d moon is cos derz no gravity in space which makes objects to float, dats y u c d flag flying, evn tho derz no breeze 2 make it fly

Says who...gravity is applicable to anything that has mass and occupy space just that, small masses are negligible. The bigger the mass the higher the gravitational force. E.g as earth's force is 10m/s, the moon will be less than that and Jupiter bigger than that of earth and the sun's bigger than everything in the universe. The moon has gravity and that was why the astronaut was standing confortably

Chimax15: Phiva in Hausa man voice , we wouldn't reinstate them. Ban us if u dare...

I think its phipa in Hausa man voice...dangworowa shege

How can you be born again and still like s*x, or did you mean born again in quote? I.e church goer, he will not lose your respect because you like it but because, you are bossy