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WEY SAGEM AND SONY ERICSSON.
MEHN, SONY ERICSSON WAS THE FIRST PHONE I USED IN 2006.

Chai! See as time dey fly sharp sharp

[quote author=Favourjackipali post=141011878]There was this girl I had sex with earlier this year
She called she was HIV+ now I'm sick got treated malaria and typhoid and I'm experiencing racing heart beat and weakness of the body.

I'm super scared I'm at the point of getting tested I don't actually know if it's HIV cox I don't have any signs written on Google only a carter and it's dried not a running nose.

What should I do? The thought of it always comes back I'm scared.[/quote

HABA! YOU DON ENJOY FINISH NAU.
WHY YOU CON NEED ADVICE AGAIN SIR?

Kobojunkie:
Ignorance is the major reason why even in Nigeria Christians refuse to read the book called the Quran to at least learn why the Islamists want them dead. They fear the book -- mere paper, ink and glue -‐ has powers. They completely ignore reality which is that the only power Islam has ever wielded on this earth is that of the sword in violence and bloodshed. 🤨🤨

DON'T SAY WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CHRISTIANS HAVE QURAN ON THEIR PHONES OR AT HOME? THAT PEOPLE DON'T COME OUT WITH IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY DON'T HAVE IT. I HAVE IT AND I CAN TELL YOU FREELY THAT MANY CHRISTIANS ON THIS PLATFORM HAVE IT TOO. WE DON'T READ IT FOR CASTIGATION THOUGH... WE READ IT TO THEM SEE THE LIGHT THEY AREN'T SEEING.


THANK YOU 😎

DON'T PLAY AWAY YOUR TODAY, ELSE IT WILL HURT YOUR TOMORROW.

ASK HER HOW PEOLE HAS SHE EMPLOYED THIS YEAR.

PEOPLE DEY WEY DEY FIND 25K JOB SEF NEVER SEE SHISHI

RADARADA

IF, I MEAN, IF WE ALL NIGERIANS REALLY HAVE SENSES, WE SHOULD HAVE JUST GONE TO THIS MAN'S HOUSE AND BUNDLE HIM AND TAKE HIM TO THE ASO ROCK AND BUNDLE THE OTHER ONE OUT WITH UTTER SIMPLICITY.

THIS IS THE MAN THAT CAN REALLY PUSH THIS COUNTRY FORWARD.

One thing I noticed early was that... I was shying and timid at talking to people I don't know (I don't if they are the same thing).

But, what helped me was that I tried bracing up for 2 to 3 minutes doing that talk or whatever, and after that... Mehn, the boldness would just come from nowhere

So, I figured out that I ONLY NEED 2 TO 3 minutes before the confidence would come


Now, I don't need those minutes again.
I just have to have a GOOD FIRST SENTENCE AS THE STARTER, and the rest would be history.

MrEar:
Source: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/meta-settles-with-us-states-over-social-media-harms-2026-08-26/

Time to rip advertisers money again chai

WELCOME TO ILAJE LAND🙌😁

papiSNEH:
Good day everyone..

my narration may be long but please bear with me. i'm the type that loves keeping things low-key, minding my business and staying on my lane. I don't look for people's trouble but that doesn't mean if they look for mine i won't double it.

anyways long story short. i moved in into my present compound, mostly tenants here are family people. Apart exchanging pleasantries "Good morning",and "Good evening", i don't talk to any fellow tenant. and as someone who mostly works remote and into crypto, e no go hard them to tag me one name i just day my day.

so after like 2 or 3 months i parked in, then moved in a single lady that should be probably in her mid or late 30s but body her body na killer. she's always own her lane, goes to work early and back by evening,she constant keeps straight face and hardly greet or talk to anyone but a little soft when it's me. later i started noticing her kind of dodoyo eye contact.

i wasn't much surprise, one evening while i standing beside front of our estate's gate with the delivery bike-man receiving my package. as she was returning back from work, she walked up to me there and asked if i have eaten shawarma pointing one shawarma spot opposite end. saying yesterday was her first time trying their's and since then she haven't been her self...(in my mind was like why are you tell me all this or should i go and fight them?)....and that her day was hectic with diarrhea and fever all join. as we where going in, i asked hope she have taken medicine atlest to stop the running stomach she said yes but the ones she took ain't that effective and wants to get another one. i then told and directed her to a big pharmacy in our area, that after she gets home and freshens up she can go there and get the medicine. but she then insist that i must follow her, that she's tired and we going together will energize her. inside my mind i just smiled and talking inside me "watin u dey find for sokoto no worry e dey inside my shokoto, body go tell you soon". i didn't give her a forward answer i told her i'm going in, to try the package i just receive and do some few things but when she's done she can come to my apartment to call me if i'm less busy by then i will escort her to the pharmacy.

so from that very day that's how me and she became close, we started running parol and i dey constantly give her watin no good.. within me i know fully nothing is attached . my own is to keep the engine running for her Mr.Right to come drive the car away. i later got to know she's a bank in a top position too and she gallant well well. she has a large heart unless i didn't ask. her net worth can relocated family of 5 to US and they would hit the ground running immediately ..everything was matured and going smoothly but the only problem is the she's against us using bulletproof whenever we want to go to war cos she likes it raw...to my own understanding she's no longer a baby she will be tiding things up care of herself and taking after pills.

things have going on for over 8months now and no issues. so past Friday she came to my apartment telling lately she've not been feeling to well that on her back home, she branched the hospital to receive her result and that she's pregnant. immediately i asked her Pregnant ke? how? are you a baby ? don't you know how to prevent?.i then asked her what she wants about all this, she replied i should do what a man supposed to do.. supposed to do keh? of all the people in this world na banker i go come marry? people way too dey chop dem selfs office. colleague go chop, manger go chop even big customers ain't left out.. na watin innocent me wan come chop till i kpeme. I am 75% sure i'm the one that got her pregnant but DNA must clear the 25% doubt.

i then told her that i'm not ready for any of this. that i have goals to achieve and the one i score in her post is not one of them.. she went crazy after the drama she left but since then i have been receiving threatening messages and calls from unknown fellows but me i no send.. she can't rope me with belle.. i can't marry someone that's older than me.

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nlfpmod:

Video: How troops are searching for the Ogbomosho victims.

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— Akereyejo (@Palermo_seun) June 13, 2026

WE ARE REALLY FUNNY IN THIS COUNTRY.

REASON WHY OTHER COUNTRIES DON'T DON'T TAKE US SERIOUS

gracias124:
She blocked me after that convo

Well, I believe you you no do your job well sha😁

Mine was 16 years difference and it has always been a blessing.

Josepholome:
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S24 has the same features as well. So, if you can't this, get 24S

THE OBI WE KNOW

WhiteIverson:
Pulpit bandit

WAILER... Continue showing off your frustrated lyf

Trevor125:
Please is abortion a very terrible sin??
Someone daughter is pregnant, but I'm not sure if the pregnancy is mine....🤔🤔🤔🤔😕i have been having sleepless nights.. 😭😭💔

I don't want to be a father yet😭😭😭😭, the country is very tough nd frustrating..can 2 months pregnancy be terminated??

She's older than me, I don't wanna start this journey; I'm too young for this..
I wanted to chop nd clean mouth but it has hooked me.. Bleep up.😭😭😭😭

Brother, this is made for you already o. Just carry your cross jejely

My dear brother , remember say AWOOF DEY PURGE

My piece of advice...

December don dey reach

Therefore, RUN O!

Have been paying my TITHE since 2019...and God has been so faithful in all things for ME.

May I never stop paying my tithe. Amen!

Just imagine having N5.600 million in account and you think you are a big boy. Mehn, this life ehn

I served in Anambra state in 2019, and I must tell you that for the whole 11 months I spent there, my landlady gave both raw and cooked foods for me (I HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY WHAT I NEEDED O, BUT SHE WAS REALLY A VERY NICE WOMAN) all through my staying. Can you now tell me to hate anyone from that region? CAPITAL NO!!

when I was leaving Igbo Ukwu in 2020, omo I felt like crying

My landlady died a year after I left Anambra state. May her soul rest in peace.

I can't hate the Igbo brothers for no reason mehn.

In every tribe/region there's always a demon and an angel.

Let's live life and shun hatred for one another.

Peace, I wish you.

For a whole JAMB to be accusing a young girl like this of manipulation speaks a lot of this nation.

#so~sad
May God heal my country

HanisahZuwy:
This is a laptop bag with USB port. I would like to import it, but I don't know if it'll sell here in Nigeria. What do you think? Do you think I should import it or not? What would you rather I import instead? What would you advise me to import instead? I mean a fast moving product/products. I need your opinions/suggestions please. Thanks.



I also plan adding backpack. So that it won't be only laptop bag. What do you all think?

You can always run a test ads on Facebook to know if it will sell or not

Still bought it 804 from TRIBALPAY today. This thing no funny again sha

pek:
Do they read their Bible?

Like seriously. They will just come online and be spewing what they don't know.

Godyke:
Both Good Friday, Easter, and the myth of not eating meat are not in the Bible. Therefore all of the mentioned practices are unbiblical and does not make it Christianly according to you.

Some of you will just wake up in the morning, come online and begin to show case your ignorance. I'm very sure you are not a Christian if not you wouldn't have said Easter is not mentioned in the Bible. But if you are, then it is a shame that you don't know what you are saying.


Acts of Apotles 12 vs 4 KJV


And when he had apprehended him, he put him in a prison, and delivered him to four quaternions of soldiers to keep him; intending after Easter to bring him forth to the people.[b]

Leonard04:
Does it work for namecheap. Make I test am.

Chipper was finish person with exchange rate

Yes. That was what I used to renew my hosting subscription

yarimo:
That means the Mumu oyedepo scam a lot of his church members to this wealthy as you are claiming

I believe sense is just too far from you that is why you are talking recklessly

DELAY IS NOT DENIAL. YOUR MANDATE WILL SURELY BE RETURNED TO YOU.

No lele... We can make it POssible by His grace!

gasparpisciotta:
Obi looking rattled and fagged out

Dangote be like what the hell is wrong with you man?

Don't worry, after Saturday your eye go clear pass anything

Britishcoins:
Pls my fellow Nairalanders, I am in confused state of mind right now... I am in my early 30. I am not super rich but I am financially comfortable, at least living in my own apartment and having a business that give me atleast 600k monthly.
I am equally the first son and my parents are late, so I am like the head of the family to my younger ones...
Age is no longer at my side and I have no reason why I am still single.. But there is a problem.
I have plenty female admires.. Even some which was suggested for me through families and friends.. But only 2 of them I will talk abt now

Let me call one of them Judith and the other one IFEOMA.
Judith is from from the same local government with me.. I knew her when she was still in secondary school and I was apprentice then... I don't even know what was called love then.. We only greet like brother and sisters because we are in far away north then.
I have relocated to another state and she too is now undergraduate, studying nursing at uni zik Awka. I normally call her because I was in good term with her mother.. She feel in love with me. But my own fear is that I am not sure if she will understand the language of hardship. She was only Dauther and last born, the family is average comfortable.
The only thing she always rely most is her beauty... She is so beautiful no wonder she just won a beauty queen competition, the sun newspaper even carry the news.. But her beauty is not what attracted me..
Last December I visited her parent with just one of my uncle and they welcomed us very well..
Another issue is that she still have abt 4 years to finish her education.. And I don't want to waste more than 2 years ahead.


Now let me talk abt IFEOMA. She is from Nsukka, very far from my local government.
She is living with her sister here in the same state I am staying...
She is 25 and years and Judith is 22 years.
She is NCE holder.. Based on my findings so far she is good in business and came from a poor family too.. She is equally a virgin, I am very sure of it..
She not too beautiful but have showed her love to me... The problem is that I have no feelings for her.. But I love her hard working..
I am planning to invite Judith to spend some weeks with me to understand her characters.

Pls I don't know how to write more..
Which one should I marry?

Bro, for your peace of mind now and in the future, go for the Nsukka girl and you will not regret it.

What you need is an asset and not a liability and it is the only Nsukka girl that can give you that.

She has the potential of even helping you in your business to birth new branch in no time.

Don't focus on the fine face, focus on what you can achieve when two good and hard working heads are together. I wish you all the best.

genkins:
Lol... brainwashed fellow...
You for try attempt the question where I ask u now.instead,u dey talk wetin dey ur pastor mind.now who u think say be the maga?

Lol

Acts 28v27.

For the heart of this people is waxed gross, And their ears are dull of hearing, And their eyes have they closed; Lest they should see with their eyes, And hear with their ears, And understand with their heart, And should be converted, And I should heal them.

My life is my business
Your life is your business.
I don't argue.
I tell you what the truth is.
You take it, it is for your good and if you don't... that's your business.

I've tasted it and it works well always for me.
Now, why should your opinion or whatever count?
It's of value sir