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Christianity Etc › Re: Father Louis Odudu Dies 4 Days After Escaping Kidnappers' Den by Mekanus(m): 9:42pm On Sep 21, 2018
motherfucker:
I don't always fail angry
Hahahaha
Christianity Etc › Re: Father Louis Odudu Dies 4 Days After Escaping Kidnappers' Den by Mekanus(m): 1:46pm On Sep 21, 2018
UncleSnr:
And God failed again.
Motherfucker always fails
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Caught Man Watching Porn In His Church!! (Video, Photos) by Mekanus(m): 1:16pm On Sep 21, 2018
bebanky:
you an IDIOT.....a very big FOOOL
Get the fu^ck outa my mention asshole. Stupid pendejo
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Caught Man Watching Porn In His Church!! (Video, Photos) by Mekanus(m): 10:12am On Sep 21, 2018
fiercehillz:
Pornography is man's worst sexual enemy. Many guys and babes are under the spell and it has affected them psychologically. A very beautiful female friend once told me she can't go a day without watching and touching herself afterwards...this has really affected her self exteem with the male folks. Porn is the precursor of masturbation which is the precursor of PE and ED....
Be wise
What the fu^ck do you know cuntlicker? Just shut the fu^ck up and leave wankers be.

Back to topic
We all know that this shiit was arranged, arrangee noni.
Family › Re: Ifeoma Nwaka Gives Birth To Quintuplets In Awka, Anambra (Photos) by Mekanus(m): 3:52pm On Sep 20, 2018
Hmmm that's some real shiit in this Buhari's Economy.
Business › Re: 4 Things You Need To Make Money Online - Online Business Secrets by Mekanus(m): 6:08pm On Sep 18, 2018
And how the fu^ck did this rat ass shiit get to front pagehuh
Politics › Re: Udom's SA, Ini Edo Empowers Constituents by Mekanus(m): 7:01am On Sep 18, 2018
Election is around the corner, they have started their useless empowerment. Motherfuckers.
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is How To Fast And Have Serious Breakthroughs by Mekanus(m): 8:53am On Sep 16, 2018
NobodyKnows:
What about. How to fast and starve to death?
All join bro, the lord thy God loves seeing people starve to death, it's one of his hobbies. Lol
Literature › Re: Why More Men Die By Suicide – Chimamanda Adichie by Mekanus(m): 7:45am On Sep 16, 2018
4Ebiscoo:
Award-winning Nigerian author, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, has revealed why men have a higher rate of dying by suicide.

Giving a speech on Wednesday at Hubspot’s 2018 Inbound Conference taking place in Boston USA, Adichie revealed that men have a higher rate of dying by suicide as opposed to women.

She attributed the situation to patriarchy, which the author says is both a blessing and a curse to men, adding that men are trained to suppress emotions, not to show vulnerability or ask for help.

She said: “Both men and women suffer from the illnesses that lead to suicide but it is men that have a much higher rate of dying by suicide.

“Why? Because men are socialized to suppress so many human parts of themselves, men are socialized not to ask for help, men are socialized to be afraid of fear, men are socialized not to show vulnerability.

“From the moment we tell a little boy that ‘boys don’t cry’ or we tell a hurting teenager to ‘man up’ we are creating an adult man who will be cheated of the full range of his emotions. So, while men benefit from patriarchy, they also suffer from it.”

The ‘Americanah’ author also spoke on gender equality, saying there is no difference between men and women, adding that women should not be viewed differently or given special treatment.

She said: “There is nothing a woman should be because she is a woman, and there is nothing a man should be because he is a man.
“Women are not special, women are human, women are flawed just like men… If we keep saying women are special, then we judge them at a higher and unfair standard.”


http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2018/09/why-more-men-die-by-suicide-chimamanda.html
I like this part
Business › Re: See The Amount Of Money This Lady Realised After She Broke Her Savings Box by Mekanus(m): 12:27pm On Sep 15, 2018
Why be say na only girls dey get this piggy bank sef.
Romance › Re: What Do I Do To This Guy That Flirts With My Girlfriend? by Mekanus(m): 10:13am On Sep 15, 2018
LuciferCristi:
Wait till he's asleep then tiptoe to his bunk & cover his face with a pillow.

Make sure to press down with your arm & pin down his chest with your knee.
This will prevent him from breathing out fully.

He should stop struggling in about a minute but don't release yet.

Maintain pressure for at least a full minute more. This will ensure his lungs don't fill up with air again & increase his chances of resuscitation.

Everything should take 3mins tops then you can quietly tiptoe back to your bed & sleep peacefully.

No one suspect foul play the next morning. They'll all assume he "died in his sleep".

Thank me later.
HahahahaThis made me remember Frieda in "Orange is the new black" that bitch always good at giving out murder formula. Lol
Romance › Re: What Do I Do To This Guy That Flirts With My Girlfriend? by Mekanus(m): 10:10am On Sep 15, 2018
LuciferCristi:
Wait till he's asleep then tiptoe to his bunk & cover his face with a pillow.

Make sure to press down with your arm & pin down his chest with your knee.
This will prevent him from breathing out fully.

He should stop struggling in about a minute but don't release yet.

Maintain pressure for at least a full minute more. This will ensure his lungs don't fill up with air again & increase his chances of resuscitation.

Everything should take 3mins tops then you can quietly tiptoe back to your bed & sleep peacefully.

No one suspect foul play the next morning. They'll all assume he "died in his sleep".

Thank me later.
Hahahaha This made me remember Frieda in "Orange Is The New Black" That bitch always good at giving out murder formula.
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze: I Haven't Gotten A Job Since I Started 'Free The Sheeple Movement' by Mekanus(m): 11:24pm On Sep 14, 2018
Truth came to market in Nigeria but could not be sold, Nigerians buy lies with ready cash. Freeze never give up, we know that Nigerians are hypocrites and allergic to truth but one day that truth will still prevail.
Politics › Re: Borno APC Governorship Aspirants Spent Total Of N425 Million On Forms (photo) by Mekanus(m): 10:00am On Sep 14, 2018
Money that can empower hundreds of youths and lift them from poverty has been wasted in buying ordinary paper. Wahala dey this country ooo
Politics › Re: Ademola Adeleke Lists All The Projects He Completed In Just 12 Months by Mekanus(m): 8:27am On Sep 12, 2018
If this is true, he really tried. I think the most useless senator in Nigeria now is Senator Sam Egwu. That motherfucker has just wasted our four years in the Senate.
Crime › Re: Uniabuja Student Points Gun At Female Lecturer(see Photos And Video) by Mekanus(m): 10:21pm On Sep 11, 2018
Just watch how messy the environment is
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did Jesus Really Come To The Earth? by Mekanus(m): 11:01am On Sep 09, 2018
Who the fu^ck is Jesus??
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Mekanus(m): 9:46am On Sep 08, 2018
beatmonster:
From torrent sites. However, file size is big. I advise you buy it in DVD format
OK, thanks
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Mekanus(m): 7:55am On Sep 08, 2018
beatmonster:
JUMONG
I've been hearing about this Jumong, is it nice, and where can I download it?
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Mekanus(m): 7:53am On Sep 08, 2018
philbubs:
No one is talking about iron fist season 2 grin grin
Why will I waste my data downloading that crap when I know that the 1st season was total bullshit. The guy they say he possess the special power "Iron Fist" doesn't even know martial arts, they should just cancel that shiit of a series.
Crime › Re: Bayelsa Final Year Student Commits Suicide After Quarrel With Girlfriend. Photos by Mekanus(m): 9:37pm On Sep 07, 2018
mandate12:
Lol.. D other day I sprayed sniper all over my house and returned the next day with my family only to b welcomed by the hum of a mosquito on entry.
Those bloodsuckers are evolving everyday.
Politics › Re: The Best And Worst Performing Governors In The South-East? by Mekanus(m): 7:33pm On Sep 07, 2018
They're all looters and don't deserve any commendation. For fu^cks sake, they don't do these things with their money, it's our common wealth. Or did any of them sell his kidney or liver in Malaysia and came back to his state with the proceeds to develop his state? Anyway, I give it to Dave Umahi sha.
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Logic!! by Mekanus(m): 5:24pm On Sep 07, 2018
EFULEFU1:
There is no God because we don't see him. OK


There is no President Buhari because I don't see him


Don't tell me you have seen president buhari because I have also seen God
You reason just like your name. Who takes anything that comes out of an Efulefu serious?
Crime › Re: Cultists Chase New Member To His Home, Attacked His Entire Family & Neighbors by Mekanus(m): 5:04pm On Sep 07, 2018
Correctgist:
The police in Lagos state have arrested a group of cultists that were carrying out new initiations into a newly formed secret confraternity named " THE NEW BLACK MOVEMENT OF AFRICA", a breakaway faction of the AIYE cult group, at about 12am at Jakande estate, Ajah Lagos yesterday Thursday August 6th.

A statement by the command's spokesperson, CSP Chike Oti, says one of the recruits who couldn't endure the torture and other initiation rites he was subjected, bolted for his dear life and ran to his mother's house at Jakande estate, Ajah Lagos. Miffed by the apparent show of cowardice by the intending recruit and the fact that he may give them up to the police, the group chased him to his mother's residence and began to beat up everybody in sight, at same time, robbing residents of the estate who were woken up by their noise.

Unfortunately for the group, the mother of the runaway boy, sneaked out of the house and a placed a distress call to the Divisional Police Officer in charge of Ilasan division, CSP Onyinye Onwuamaegbu who led a contingent of policemen to the estate and arrested eleven members of the group, all males; namely, Godwin Victor, Benjamin Daniel, Saviour Anioffiong, Lawal Ibrahim, Shola Odekunle, Sodiq Olawuyi, Segun Fagbohun, Bashiru Lawal, Chinedu Francis, Wahab Adams and Ifarinde Adeniyi.

The police team recovered the following items from the suspects, viz: one locally made shotgun, four live cartridges, three cutlasses, one sledge hammer, ten horse whips and assorted charms.

In a related development, two notorious cultists, Rasheed Yusuf aka Radical and Abel Okwo, were arrested during a supremacy battle between the Aiye and Eiye confraternities at Akerele street, Oworonshoki. Meanwhile, the said Abel Okwo was charged to court two months ago by the Command for cult related offences only to come back to terrorise the town the more.

The Commissioner of Police, Lagos State, CP Edgal Imohimi, vows that the Command will not relent in its efforts at ridding the state of members of these unlawful societies. He therefore calls on parents to hold heart to heart talks with their children, male and female alike, on the evil consequences of belonging to cult groups. He thanks Lagosians for always providing the Command with information about the activities of these outlaws and solicits for more cooperation.


More below:

https://zenithnaija.com/cultists-chase-new-member-to-his-home-attacked-his-entire-family-neighbors-after-he-fleed-pics/
NCAN Abakaliki chapter reporting; all tribes duly represented, therefore no fu^cks to give. Send those motherfuckers to jail.

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