₦airaland Forum

The funny thing is that sniper don't even kill mosquitoes again. this guy just wasted some good sniper. That shiit goes for #500 now.

Idrismusty97:
In situation like this i just can't understand what runs through the thought of ladies, I am trying to phantom it. Even if he is rich where do you often get that effrontery from to order what you can't even order from any of your male relatives including your father. Even if a close friend or relative tells me to order what i like i wouldn't just be taking things exceedingly, Much more a stranger. Have some decency please. Relationship isn't a feeding programme or a poverty alleviation scheme. It isn't Npower, it's dating.

Men really need to be careful, even if you are rich this is a sign the lady will milk you for all you are worth.

Well said bro. The bolded is funny though.

Hmmm

Noblefirstlady:
[quote author=Mekanus post= OK thanks

You're welcome

KingPapaya:
Pls in what way do africans not give s shiit about their culture?
Are you in confusion?

You must be blind, deaf and dumb at the same time.

Kingstanding:
Can you blame Israelis? Capital NO because if they don't put their country in order like Africa continent no African migrants will ever go to Israel. We should put our blame on our African leaders. The way our leaders put us in shame Almighty God will put them and their children in shame.The end of their children will worst beyond remedy. They and their children name will be erased from the book of life. But if they change their bad rule to good rule from now henceforth all these curses will not be their portion in Jesus name.

Wishful thinking, their children will continue to progress because they have all the resources they need, while the poor will continue suffering because they have been deprived of many things by these same leaders. We are the ones to shape our future, prayers or curses cannot yield any result.

okwabayi:
I had a Muslim friend who told me the same happens in Saudi Arabia during Hajj. He told me the Arabs disregard the blacks, calling them dogs while reminding them the only value they possess to the land is foreign currency. He said they keep telling black worshippers that Heaven has no vacancy for them and all their cheap efforts of religious mimicry is in vain. Adding that beast of burden and similar livestock have a greater chance of entering paradise to serve as afterlife entertainment than the thought of them [people of black descent] tainting Heaven's holiness.
I just weak when he told me that.

Just imagine that.

Hahahaha. Africans spend millions of dollars yearly in Israel in the name of pilgrimage but look what's happening now, they're not even wanted there. Africans don't give a shiit about their culture but prefers to travel thousands of kilometres to Israel just to worship fiction.

Throw their stupid and deluded assess in jail. Motherfucking religitards.

Noblefirstlady:
Jeeeeeeesu lmagin this old man lieing without shame

There is no such word as Lieing" it's lying.

blazeee:
For those that like to password phone......oyo

you can still call emergency codes even when the phone is locked.

The moment I saw the headline I knew it can't be Nigeria.

Thunder fire you dia, useless man.

MTDone:
But I believe Holy spirit beyond any man. He is the third party in Trinity. Guys am sorry for speaking in spiritual but you should know that whatever will happen in physical would have been perfected in spiritual, please endeavor to do things in spirit because we are spiritual been putting on flesh, that is the mystery of God. The disbursement will surely be received God's time might tarry but has never too late.

MTDone:
Pls guys, don't grow weary, God is the hope of the hopeless, lets speak with our father in the heavens to intervein to this issue of disbursement, He own the heart of the Kings and the Chiefs. I am very sure you know what I mean by the Kings and the chiefs, by so doing , we shall laugh last, amen.

Typical Nigerian, somebody is feeding fat on a fund that is supposed to change the lives of many Nigerian youths and all you can think of is going spiritual, the person or persons that are feeding fat on this fund may actually be worshipping the same God you're calling on. What stops God from preventing the delay in the first place? You guys should just take a realistic approach to this. Go to Facebook, Twitter and any other social network and let the world know about your grievances. Praying will never solve this problem.

oneclickng:
So many young men have been killed in several cases of armed robbery, kidnapping, cultism, boko haram, herdsmen, communal clashes etc. Many are alive, but are entirely useless (drug addicts/joblessness)

This one got me cracking

Hahahaha naija people self.

End result of extreme poverty

Firefire:
According to Mr. Osunbade.

Oh!! I see

Firefire:
Buhari earns about N1.75 million per annum, where will he get 55m Naira to obtain this APC nomination form under this 'corruption free' administration?

If Buhary save all his salary for the past 3 years, it translates to 1.75 x 3 =>5.3m. Dont forget he has already an exisiting loan of 25m with Union Bank.

If eventualy Buhari is able to get this normination form without applying for another loan with another bank using his position, then the 'SAINT' is very kworupt.


As of 2014...

Less than 24 hours after he formally declared to run for president, a former Head of State, Muhammadu Buhari, has picked the expression of interest and nomination forms to run for the nation’s highest office on the platform of the opposition All Progressives Congress, APC.

Mr. Buhari, who is running for the fourth time, shortly after picking the forms at the National Secretariat of the APC in Abuja, said that the N27.5million levy for the forms were exorbitant but that he was helpless in getting it reduced.

“It’s a pity I couldn’t influence this amount to be put down ‎as in the case of ladies and the disable that intend to participate. I always look left and right in our meetings but I could not read sympathy, so I kept my trap.

“But I felt heavily sorry for myself because I don’t want to go and ask somebody to pay for my nomination forms, because I always try to pay myself, at least for the nomination.

“N27 million is a big sum, thankfully I have personal relationship with the manager of my bank in Kaduna and I told him that very soon the forms are coming, so, whether I am on red, or green or even black please honour it otherwise I may lose the nomination.

“I was about to go to Kaduna this morning and I told the Chairman but he said in that case, you better pick your form and keep a straight face that means there is no excuse,” Mr. Buhari said.

In a short remark, the APC National Chairman, John Oyegun, told Mr. Buhari and his entourage that the party decided to make the nomination fees high “in order to separate the men from the boys"

Are you saying that Buhari actually earns #141,666 per month or you don't know the meaning of per annum?

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prince3009:
And she has a nice butt too

I noticed it when she wore panties while in the convenience with the "little lamb"

Hahahaha great observer.

Standardcosting:
Oh! I forgot I'm back from Washington D.C.

Hahahaha in your dream abi

Standardcosting:
Someone should call dept of Justice, DOD, NYPD and Homeland security!!
Things are getting out of hand

Oga na naija u dy

So patching of road is now an achievement that deserves this kinda publicity?? Nigeria is screwed.

MTN can go and fu^ck themselves, let me go and dust my Airtel sims abeg.

KINGOFJAPAN:
There's something wrong with the two of us lol

Owerri no dy ur list?

It's now a crime to retire in this country, that's why you see many people falsifying their date of birth. People will work in this type of harsh labour condition in this country and will still not get their retirement benefits when they retire. But the politicians who loot the country dry are still placed on life long entitlements and benefits.

They warned him to leave the girl and he still went ahead dating a minor, does her pussy contain gold? Guys una dy fall hands ooo