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RomanceRe: My Fiancée Isn't A Wife Material, Please Help. by mema900: 4:57am On Dec 05, 2017
You de over worry for nothing. I came here expecting to see more valid reasons, only to see She sleeps too much
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: My realistic Drawing Of A Dog In A Wooden Cocacola Crate by mema900: 4:12am On Dec 05, 2017
Slimszy:
Very wrong, very wrong
Don't just shout very wrong. Prove me wrong. Tell me why its wrong. You can't lie to urself
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: My realistic Drawing Of A Dog In A Wooden Cocacola Crate by mema900: 11:19am On Dec 04, 2017
Every day we keep lying to artists.....kerp it up, nice job, this that....do we ever ask what the future hold for them? Do we ever ask what is the climax of their job?

The highest an artist can do is bring out an exact colored replical of a photo....but then computers already does this in a matter of 1second

Yes, art is good....but the erra is over.
EducationRe: "I Paid N4.8M For My Master's Program, I Starved And Borrowed" - Young Man by mema900: 5:15am On Dec 04, 2017
Modelqwen:
shocked






Ur story is ur glory now.


There's time for everything.

Ur time for reaping just began.

May God answer our prayers, we that ae still
sowing now.
How did his time of reaping start
Science/TechnologyRe: Bicycle Which Rides On Water Designed By A Ghanaian Man (Photos) by mema900: 7:25am On Nov 29, 2017
And Nigerian man will weld the shape of aeroplane and be looking for person to dash am money
CelebritiesRe: Princess Vitarah Wore Pant & Bra To An To Perform (Photo) by mema900: 10:19am On Nov 25, 2017
Lets stop calling this thing bikini.....its still pant and bra
CrimeRe: Jungle Justice On Armed Robbers Caught In Anambra State (Graphic Pictures) by mema900: 9:18pm On Nov 24, 2017
These men were rubished for good
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo: 'If You Don't Pay Tithe, You Are Permanently A Beggar' by mema900: 1:43pm On Nov 24, 2017
Has he paid his own tithe?
EducationRe: What Can I Do With A Degree In Philosophy? by mema900: 9:57pm On Nov 22, 2017
Give the certificate to your father for safe keeping.
CelebritiesRe: Queen Okafor Shares Racy Pictures by mema900: 11:25pm On Nov 21, 2017
Idrismusty97:
But the guy in red shirt is not the one that stole the money. Look at the pocket of the bike man closely, He is a suspect.
Which one u de talk self....no be the bike man still be the man on red shirt....you read the story at all?
PhonesRe: What Feature Would You Like To See Introduced On Whatsapp by mema900: 8:37am On Nov 09, 2017
Jaculze:
I don't think that would be feasible.
You are shallow minded. Why do u think its not feasible
FashionRe: Oyindamilola Ajomole Wins Face Of Nigeria World 2017, Gets Toyota Avalon (Pics) by mema900: 10:28am On Nov 08, 2017
pmc01:
I second your wondering/questioning.
I third it
Science/TechnologyRe: Electronic Bed With A TV, Charges Phones & Laptops Made By Nigerian Carpenter by mema900: 4:51pm On Nov 07, 2017
Detrickypat:
This is wack.... A television this close is an invitation to eye problem...and those wiring around the can be a veritable tool for your village people when they decide to stroll in your room at night. You'll be long electrocuted before you knew you were dead.... They should do a bed with some fittings for body massage, not electric-wired bed...
How close was ur phone to ur eyes when u were typing this rubish
PoliticsRe: Governor Darius Ishaku Visits Buhari - Pictures by mema900: 2:25pm On Nov 06, 2017
jeeqaa7:
Vote out old men

Vote in young blood

Vote for yul
Young blood like Dino melaye?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Shares Money In A Market, Mobbed By Traders Ahead Of Anambra Election by mema900: 4:01pm On Oct 21, 2017
IHEJIRIKAisBOKO:
I thought they said everyone in anambra is a billionaire. Just look at them fighting and tearing at each other because of five naira
I thought they said and then u believed. Are everyone in even USA billionaires?
PoliticsRe: South Africans Celebrate Jacob Zuma Over His Statue In Owerri, Nigeria by mema900: 10:12pm On Oct 16, 2017
They thought the entire Nigeria honored him. They dont know that its just ome of our outcast clown that honored him at his own discretion grin
Music/RadioRe: Eminem Disses Donald Trump At The 2017 BET Hip Hop Awards by mema900: 8:12am On Oct 11, 2017
But then...we have something worst than trump here....in fact, if only Nigeria can have a trump
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike Arrives Enugu Airport, Welcomed By Governor Ugwuanyi (photos) by mema900: 8:30pm On Oct 07, 2017
Why this man de fly around nah
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Invites Cult Groups To Settle Case With Ex-husband by mema900: 8:19pm On Oct 06, 2017
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HealthRe: 5 Warning Signs Stress Is About To Make You Sick by mema900: 1:06pm On Oct 06, 2017
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FamilyRe: 7 Clear Signs Your Marriage Is About To Crash by mema900: 12:51pm On Oct 06, 2017

HealthRe: Why Do Men Smell Down There? How To Eliminate The Odor? by mema900: 8:06pm On Oct 05, 2017
The vagina dont really smell, its the anus which is very very close to the vagina that makes it look like the vagina smells. Just smell ur anus and u find out that its the exact smell that u think the vagina produces
EventsRe: Ladies Celebrate Nigeria's Independence In A Sexy Way Inside Night Club (photos) by mema900: 11:45pm On Oct 04, 2017
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PoliticsRe: 7 Moments That Will Make You Proud Of Being Nigerian by mema900: 1:44pm On Oct 04, 2017
Op are you really ok?
PoliticsRe: Why Cost Of Foodstuffs Is High - Lai Mohammed by mema900: 6:49pm On Oct 03, 2017
I was reading hoping he can successfully finish this writeup without making reference to past government but he failed again....at old age....lai at old age.....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Women Live Longer Than Men (Hilarious Photos) by mema900: 3:54pm On Oct 02, 2017
To be a man is not a day job
CelebritiesRe: Runtown's Management Reacts To Photos Of His Lamborghini Getting Towed by mema900: 2:45pm On Oct 02, 2017
grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Boy In Gombe Constructs NNPC Fuel Tanker Model With Local Materials (Photos) by mema900: 11:34pm On Oct 01, 2017
Loyalblak007:
Wow! Hope his state governor sees this talent
Let me tell you, if the governor see this, he will give him scholarship in Nigeria university, Nigerian university will then frustrate the hell out of the young men. By the time he will graduate, his head would have been so filled up with how to build GP and how to get a job at oil company that he wont even remember any more how he managed to couple the little one we are seeing.
PoliticsRe: I Won’t Allow Nigeria To Be Dismembered -buhari by mema900: 9:09am On Oct 01, 2017
Newbiee:
Good for those asking what have changed in two years.

ECURITY & RELATED MATTERS

1. Release of 106 Chibok girls, as well as over 16,000 persons in Boko Haram captivity.
2. Tackling insurgency, decimation of Boko Haram in the North East.
3. Recovering 14 local governments and territories previously under Boko Haram control in the North East, rebuilding lives of citizens there; about one million displaced persons in the NE have returned to their communities in two years of this administration.
4. Curbing the incidence of kidnap across the country. (Arrest of kidnap kingpins and dismantling of kidnap cells across the country)
5. Restoring morale of the Nigerian military; re-organizing and better equipping the Nigerian Armed Forces.
6. Purchase of 12 Super-Tucano aircrafts worth $600 million to aid the Nigerian military’s current operations in the North East.
7. Ensuring continued peace in the Niger Delta through consistent funding of the FG amnesty programme for ex-militants.
8. Introduction of an improved mechanism for distribution of aid to IDPs in the North East through the establishment of the Special Intervention Programme of the Federal Government. (Door-to-door strategy)
ECONOMY
9. Implementing the National Economic Recovery and Growth Plan (ERGP) to aid economic recovery, taking the country out of her worst recession in 29 years, despite fall in oil prices.
10. N1.2 trillion expended on capital/infrastructure projects nationwide, a milestone in the nation’s history.
11. Effective implementation of the Treasury Single Account, and increasing government revenue by over N3 trillion as well as entrenching transparency and accountability.
12. Implementation of the Bank Verification Number (BVN), thus tackling corruption by plugging loopholes for siphoning of public fund and tracking of illicit funds through multiple accounts
13. Ease of doing business: the Federal Government signed into law two bills from the National Assembly (Acts are the Secured Transactions in Movable Assets Act, 2017 (otherwise known as Collateral Registry Act) and the Credit Reporting Act, 2017) which has facilitated access to more affordable credit for Nigerians, fast tracked budget submissions and promotes Made-in-Nigeria products.
14. Establishment of the Presidential Quarterly Business Forum to enhance interaction and private sector participation in the development of the economy.
15. Institutionalizing E-governance setting the foundation for the creation of a truly digital economy.
16. Creation of opportunities for youths to leverage innovation in technology through the introduction of the Aso Villa Demo Day (AVDD) through which over N700 million has been disbursed to young entrepreneurs.
17. The revitalization of the Made-in-Nigeria campaign. (Emphasis on consumption of local products gain grounds)
18. Implementing reforms in the civil service which has led to the elimination of over 30,000 ghost workers, thereby saving the country billions of naira monthly.
19. Massive investments in agriculture, e.g, Anchors Borrowers Programme to improve local produce, improving fertiliser distribution and access across states through the Presidential Fertilizer Initiative.
20. Reduction in rice imports as a result of government’s policies that has encouraged massive rice production across Nigeria.
21. Improving transport infrastructure (rail and road); construction work ongoing on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, renovation of Abuja International Airport runway, completion of Abuja – Kaduna Railway among others.
22. Social Investment Programmes (SIP): N-Power Volunteer Scheme creating jobs for over 200,000 (and still counting) unemployed graduates in all the 36 states and the FCT.
23. SIP: Ongoing Government Enterprise and Empowerment (GEEP) Scheme; commenced in November 2016 in collaboration with the Bank of Industry, where soft loans ranging from N10, 000 to N100, 000 have been given to over 189,000 market women and traders across different states.
24. SIP: Home Grown School Feeding Programme, where almost three million schoolchildren have been fed, while tens of thousands of cooks have been engaged in their respective states.
25. SIP: Conditional Cash Transfer (CCT) scheme, under which about 25,000 less privileged Nigerians so far are now being funded with the monthly N5,000 stipend in 9 pilot States (Bauchi, Borno, Cross Rivers, Ekiti, Kwara, Kogi, Niger, Osun and Oyo). More beneficiaries are expected to be added in more states.
26. The establishment of MSMEs Clinics, a small Business support programme to support entrepreneurs and small businesses in different states.
27. Establishment of One-Stop-Shops to support policies on Ease of Doing Business.
28. The take-off of the 2nd Niger Bridge.
29. Phasing out subsidy for petroleum products, elimination of fuel scarcity and queues in petrol stations.
30. Implementation of the FG Niger Delta new vision, a comprehensive road map to improve livelihood and social infrastructure.
31. Improved power generation nationwide adding $500million to Nigeria’s sovereign wealth fund and about $87million to its excess crude account.
32. The creation of the N30billion Solid Minerals Development Fund.
33. Encouraging the patronage of local contents and increasing export in agriculture.
34. Signing of Executive Order 001 which is the promotion of transparency and efficiency in the business environment - to ensure that public servants offer prompt service in a predictable and transparent manner, and sanction undue delays.
35. Signing of Executive Order 002 which is on prompt submission of annual budgetary estimates by all statutory and non-statutory agencies of the Federal Government including incorporated companies wholly owned by FG.
36. Bailout of cash crunch states; about N689 billion to 27 states of the federation to pay salaries in 2015.
37. Complete refund of Paris loan deductions to states (unprecedented).
38. Implementing the 2011 UNEP report for the ongoing Ogoni clean-up process after decades of oil spills and pollution.
39. Modification of the tax system so that it is more efficient.
40. Reforms in the airports (reconstruction of the Abuja airport runway and ongoing work at the Lagos airport).
41. Reforms at the nation’s seaports (Issues with cargo clearance at the ports addressed)
42. Improved duration (under 48 hours) for visa approval especially for investors.
43. Resuscitation of the nation’s refineries which are now working at 50 percent capacity for the first time in over a decade.
44. Eleven of the dead 33 fertilizer plants have been resuscitated while four others are to be revived shortly and this has profound impact on the ongoing revolution in the agricultural sector.
45. For the first time in more than 45 years, the Mambila Power Plant is set to take off with the allocation of $5.6billion for its realization and an expected 3,050 MW output upon completion.
46. Increasing external reserves to a 13 month high of $33 billion from $29.13 billion which has surpassed the ERGPs target of $30.56 billion despite global low oil prices and production challenges.
47. Cancellation of the Joint Venture cash calls with oil multinational companies operating in Nigeria (For the first time in the history of the industry) which has led to savings of billions of dollars lost to fictitious contract payments.
48. Release of N2 billion take off grant for the Maritime University as part of measures to address agitations in the Niger Delta region.
49. The new development bank of Nigeria (DBN) is finally taking off with initial funding of $1.3billion (provided by the World Bank, German Development Bank, African Development Bank, Agence Francaise De Development) to provide medium and long term loans to MSMEs.
ANTI – GRAFT WAR.
50. Improving Nigeria’s international image and regional cooperation with neighbouring countries in fighting insurgency.
51. Anti-corruption war: Prosecuting alleged corrupt public officers and recovering billions of naira of stolen public funds; the successful establishment of the whistle-blower policy.
52. Signing of Executive Order 004 – Voluntary Income Asset Declaration Scheme (VAIDS). This aims to increase tax awareness and compliance, and reduce incidence of tax evasion.
53. Signing of agreements with a number of nations to provide Automatic Exchange of Information.
54. Signing of the Extradition Treaty between Nigeria and United Arab Emirates (UAE) toward strengthening Nigeria’s anti-corruption campaign.
55. Establishment of PACAC – a think-tank that has provided leadership, direction and also built capacity of personnel in the fight against corruption.
OTHERS
56. Eradication of polio disease in the country.
57. The introduction of the One Primary Health Centre per ward programme of the Federal Government.
Come, how much were u paid to post this rubish
PoliticsRe: President Muhammadu Buhari 57th Independence Speech (video) by mema900: 9:02am On Oct 01, 2017
Each time i see buhari as my president i be like GOD WHY ME? WHY IS THIS MAN A PRESIDENT DURING MY LUFE TIME?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Poses With Her Adult Toy On FB, Sparks Heated Reactions (photos) by mema900: 11:43pm On Sep 30, 2017
officialteemi:
u blurred her face and not her name...
olosho alert
What more do u expect from someone having buhari as his president
PoliticsRe: Independence day: Buhari To Hold Live Presidential Broadcast By 7 Am Tomorrow by mema900: 9:27pm On Sep 30, 2017
What has an empty, uneducated, uncivilized man like buhari got to say...absolutely nothing but stupid talks

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