₦airaland Forum

Every right thinking Nigerian knows that Atiku is not a serious contender for the presidency. He is just cruising with his too much money.

He is just making it easy for Tinubu, who is also a venal thief, to clinch the presidency with little efforts.

Typicalguy:
I don't know for you o, but for sure president of the federal republic of Nigeria by the special Grace of God....

Suffer no dey tire you Must you be wretched for the rest of your life don't you want a brighter future for your kids In as much as you've chosen to be miserable with your life at least don't make those kids suffer.... Man go get a life

My son studied abroad and works in the US, and I am well settled in Nigeria with all comforts, so what other life do you want for me, Mr. Obidient?

Do you think everybody is as miserable, ignorant and stupid as you, who thinks you can get people's support only by insults?

As you said to me, I will say same to you, go get a life, my ignoramus boy. Your Mr. Obi is not a saint. And despite your faith in him, he will equally fail you, as others have done in this highly molested country.

And by the way, what happened to your Biafra agitation? Thrown into the dustbin already for your Obi. Remember Simon Ekpa, he is waiting on the sideline with stay-at-home orders on election days in the Igbo lands to destabilise your campaign and election hope for your Obi.

You had therefore better stick to your Biafra agitation than developing hypertension for a fruitless OBIdient campaign.

Oluwabusobomi:
In the Northwest you have Kwankwanso to battle with...in the Northeast you have Atiku...In the South West you have Peter Obi (with the large population of Christians and other tribes) to bottle with.


Meanwhile South East and South South is 90% for Peter Obi

With this analysis...you should know the winner already

Dream on sis, Feb 2023 is just around the corner for you to face the stark reality of a Tinubu presidency.

Typicalguy:
Obi is our president.... We are Obi-dient

You and who is Obi their president?

mrkings84:
Tueh

EVEN WITH OSIBANJO AS A SENIOR PASTOR WITH THE LARGEST DENOMINATION, YET BUHARI.ADE SURE HE INSTILL JIHAD IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY, TALKLESS OF 2 EXTREMISTS COMING TOGETHER TO RULE NIGERIA.

GOD PLS, LET THIS CUP PASS OVER US.

EVENTHOUGH WE NIGERIANS HAVE SINNED AGAINST YOU, PLS THIS WILL BE TOO MUCH FOR WE TO BEAR.

Amen and Amen in JESUS Name.

Buhari using Nigerians to catch cruise, saying wetin una fit do.

dangermouse:
While we the common Nigerians condemn in strong terms, the dastardly attack on Kuje Prison and the attack on our dear and lovely President's advance convoy by bandits, we the common Nigerians urge the president & his aides to remain calm, law abiding & go about their normal duties/businesses. We also urge them not to take laws into their hands as the perpetrators of the evil act will soon be brought to book by we common Nigerians.

How you go do am? Carry sticks go meet terrorists for forests? Kukuma, I no dey your back.

Owologbo:
And so?
Are gays not abnormal?

Tell that to Biden and his Machala VP. They are waiting to hear from you.

Then there goes his American entry visa.

He will never smell it.

Icumsa45:
Where is Tetsuya Yamagami when you need him??

#Tetsuya is busy eating yesterday's leftover suya

smile11s:
Do you know that Albert Einstein + Isaac Newton + Socrates were all black men and they were Igbo men too? They just rewrote history to hide gallant Igbo history and till today still suppressing Igbo people.

Chai bloda, chai!!, Small small now, small small!

Mek u dey cut de lie small small.

Saying Albert Einstein be Igbo is too much, you wan mek dey abuse us?

Coolsperm:
Don't vote APC again

If I vote APC again, wetin you fit do?

Mokason288:

BUhari is a Fulani jihadist Terrorist

This government is the most corrupt government in the history of Nigeria

Therefore Buhari should be locked up in Kuje Prison after service bah?

Itzurboi:
Nah iswap get the land wey i dey sell, you still wan send the police?

I ❤ my precious head, therefore I decline sir.

Itzurboi:
Incase them need land, i'm willing to sell this space plus the 2nd commenter land... Don't worry about him being a lion, I'm a registered land grabber.

And #NLPoliceman is always on duty to arrest you if you dare it.

Laggafin:
This is a country that works.. if we fail to elect Peter obi.. I'm leaving Nigeria the nxt day to Europe and no jupiter will stand in ma way

Except visa.

Kennedyli:
NLC and the TUC owns the party and they've come out to support Obi.

It's like a dad who owns a house and his two sons (the chairmen) are fighting over it.

So the dad comes out and says he has given the house to the senior son.

And the junior one says he's going to court.

What is he going to court to say? That he owned the house?

The court will be the final decider in determining whether the landlord has the constructional right to do what he did. Until that time Obi's candidacy is in jeopardy.

daroz:
The funny thing is that PDP and APC no longer attack each other, their mutual enemy is now Labour Party which they claim does not have structure.

Is Calistus Okafor, who is attacking your candidate, a PDP or APC member? Is he not a LP factional leader?

Mission accomplished as orchestrated between the ISWAP bandits and the Army hierarchy.

We should expect the release of the Abuja Kaduna train victims very soon, after payment of additional ransoms.

Mission accomplished as orchestrated between the ISWAP bandits and the Army hierarchy.

We should expect the release of the Abuja Kaduna train victims very soon, after payment of additional ransoms.

Even me, this is not the country I grew up in some decades ago.

Then it was peaceful, secure, lovely, cheerful and communal.

There was trust and acceptance between neighbours and friends then. We share and eat all things with ourselves with ease. We move around at all time of the day and night carefreely. Then I go to party alone in the middle of the night and come back alone too in the cities and villages with no fear.

Now there is palpable fear all around, daytime and nighttime. I fear for myself, my wife, my children, and for my parents and siblings too. Whatever food gifts my neighbours give me is thrown into dustbins for fear of poison and witchcraft. Now there is even fear of hunger due to job insecurity, fear of criminals, terrorists and bandits kidnapping and killing oneself; and including the fear of imminent war hovering over the nation.

Satan is increasing his evil activities, and darkness is thickening across the whole world. To the wise, it is apparent that the end of things as formerly perceived has come. The ticking clock of endtime alarm is microsecond to 12.00.

Be prepared.

[quote author= post=114479842]To all trolls and tribalistic fools on Nairaland.
Una beans go soon done.
Una papa no go fit safe una wen jungle mature.[/quote]Pls give us the advance tip on wen "the jungle will mature" to plan our japa. 2023 bah?

BadBradley:
Punishment served well.

Men should stop marrying any woman that has been imprinted by another man. It is essentially marrying a damaged woman.

Look for your virgin wife!

Where are the virgin wives found?

And have you found your own?

Oza200:
This so called "ex-militant Founder of Niger Delta People’s Volunteer Force", Asari Dokubo need to get his head examined at Yaba left. I think he is going insane... his family should help him before he enters the "market".

If Asari enter market, no worry, Ijaw people will still love their 'market' man.

BluntCrazeMan:
Ok Naa..
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MEANWHILE...
GO AND VERIFY.
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Two men were governors: one in Lagos, the other in Anambra.
Towards the end of their second term, the one in Lagos sent his retirement bill and got his house of assembly to approve what you see below as his yearly pension.

1. 300% annual salary as severance package as approved by RMAFAC.
2. 100% of annual basic salary of incumbent gov as salary for LIFE even after leaving office.
3. Six new cars every 3 years
4. A new house in Lagos, minimum 5 bedroom
5. A new house in Abuja or any other location, minimum 5 bedroom.
6. Free medical care for him and members of his family for life.
7. Entitled to cooks, stewards, Gardners, and domestic staffs, all pensionable.
8. 300% of his annual basic salary as governor every 2 years as furniture allowance
9. 100% of annual basic salary as governor as his house maintenance allowance
10. Two DSS officers, 1 female officer for his wife and eight policemen to guard him.
11. 25% of his annual basic salary for personal assistants.
12. 30% of his annual basic salary for car maintenance .
13. 20% of his annual basic salary as utilities maintenance.
14. Pensionable drivers, no limits to the number.

(This is apart from what he gets as a percentage of collections from the firm - Alpha Beta - which collects tax for Lagos State, and the total control he has over the governors and the treasury.)
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But See what Peter Obi collects from Anambra State since leaving office as governor:

1. No gratuity
2. No pensions
3. No houses
4. No cars
5. No allowances of any kind
6. No maintenances of any kind.
7. No personal assistants paid by the state.
8. No domestic staffs paid by the state.
9. No aids sponsored by the state.
10. Not even pure water.
11. No shishi from the State.

Now the two men want to be president.

So choose you today who means well for Nigeria and who will serve the people selflessly.

I am just exposing your mind to see the truth.
It is now your decision to make and convince others.
Use your reasoning..
Vote and support wisely….

Why should I take the words of a #BluntCrazeMan as truth?

ezegold4we:
Only morons like asari dokubo, MC oluomuo and their kinds From youruba Land are rooting for Tinubu presidency,
Intelligent and educated Nigerians are all 100% obidient,
Tinubu will only win 60% of votes cast in South West, Obi has taken over SE, SS, and NC and will still get about 40% votes in Lagos and Abuja, then the hausa's and Christian votes in NE and NW are already in the bag for Peter Obi.

Sweet dreams.

Then comes February 2023, then comes stark reality of failure to all dreamers.

The bastard chickens have finally arrived home to roost. It will be difficult to dislodge them.

IPOB and Peter Obi are birds of the same feather. IPOB is just disguising here.

43Ronin:
Bro Nigerian banks are very stingy and would rather spend on PR than technology. Most of the tech employed by theses banks are weak. I didn't know until I travelled and worked in an international bank. For e.g POS fraud, the bank doesn't really have sufficient technology to track the POS location or merchant that committed the fraud. Even when they do, it takes them months to pin point. USSD fraud, becos its a joint venture between Banks and Telcos and the cases are too many, it would mean involving a lot of time and resources to track which they do not have. Criminal employees could also aid fraud too. That's why I say whenever you wana open a bank account enter the bank, make sure its an account officer then open from him or her. The chances of fraud are less compared to when it's a DSA or contract staff. Do not employ resources you do not need. E.g get a mobile app instead of USSD.

I worked in banks for donkey years. Banks in Nigeria are too prone to frauds because of their shabby treatment of staff, who compromise with criminals to defraud both the banks and customers.

Salamander319:
Same happened to me twice, but just send a mail to the bank and copy cbn....trust me the money will be refunded within 24hrs and you will also get an apology call from the bank

Pls what's the CBN email address?

usagee36:
Useless country. In America, you can dispute and get your money back. Nigeria should be sold online.

Who go buy am, you?

Righthussle:
Na God know wetin I do am wey him make me Nigerian.

Eeyah, sorry. Manage am.