₦airaland Forum

ekhai:
Chelsea has no supporters again. Trend is still on page one.

Kyase:
If dem dey call teams, you go dey mention that thing

Kyase:
Arsenal dey collect their own

Smartdoctor:
Their decoder go don roti finish for canal by now. I threw the shit outta my car when I was going to work r months ago

Bobloco:
Don't you want Biafra to go

aieromon:
Razaq Obe aka "Obe your mind".

I received ALUTA baptism as a JAMBITO because of this comrade during countdown to SUG elections in UNIBEN.

SweetDipBenny:
Arsenal is a place weapon of mass destructions are kept.
I can't remember the subject but i still remember this definition

Nicepoker:
Archimedes principle.

Tito24:
2 words

Pressure Pot!

Luckysbab:
Imams are not supposed to be "powerful" in that sense. They are simply leaders, providing leadership and guidance.

Stop lumping together what you don't understand.

Evestar200:
Chelsea don me Surprise me with defeat ooo

Evestar200:
Man U big problems how?

Have you checked their last 10 meetings or you just started watching EPL?

In Chelsea's Top Form, they have failed to beat a depleted United team not now that both are struggling.

Evestar200:
Man United go knack Under Bridge Boys Akpako

casualobserver:
Ajaero was busy in Dubai collecting COP28 estacode.

Zooposki:
For those wondering, this is 1 bushel of Agbado.

FreeStuffsNG:
Dey play. This is what mostly the naysayers, criminal defamers, cyberbullies and lazy , hate-filled bitter people will focus on.

I know that you intend to mock those junior workers as if they are useless and they don't deserve to even step out of the country, kitchen and stores let alone travel with the President on the Presidential jet. Smh.

Those are real people and Nigerian citizens if you don't know. Those guys you look down on in condescension are the ones who the lives of Nigerian President and leaders in the President's contingent depends on.

That you look down on them in condescension shows you're ignorant. No country in the world will place the lives of its leaders in the hands of random people or kitchen staff.

Just days ago, the wife of a top leading Ukrainian was poisoned and it's now a row between Russia and Ukraine.

Seyi Tinubu is not just the President's son, he is a successful and consummate entrepreneur/investor. His outdoor advertising company alone is so successful that his presence at the summit adds value to the quality of our contingent. He is a youth who has something phenomenal to show for his achievements even before his father became the President.

While you continue to feed the lazy idle youths on the social media what to gloat about, these folks and Nigerian leaders have the result to show for their brilliance, competence, patriotism and hardwork. They went there to work, leaving their families and businesses behind in Nigeria while you play online.

Below is the current data on Nigerian economy, Q3, 2023 as shared by Statisense


✅Q3 2023 GDP growth rate at 2.54%.

✅The Oil Sector had it best growth in Q3 2023 since Q1 2020 when it grew by 5.06%.

✅Improved Oil Production capacity, achieving the best output in Sept at 1.390 mbpd.

✅Achieved Trade surplus of ₦1.89 trillion in Q3 2023 and ₦3.52 trillion in 9months, Exports > Imports.

✅Stock Market performance of +38.1% Year Till Date.

✅FG surpassed its Revenue target of ₦8.283 trillion as at Sept 2023, achieving ₦8.653 trillion, a 4.5% above expectation.

✅Effective tax collection with CIT at +121% of its target and VAT at +11% (2023).

#Statisense
(NBS, OPEC, Budget Office)

https://twitter.com/StatiSense/status/1732148735746900053?t=GDJDpXxhrGJvUFgCmjN4lA&s=1[/quote]You forgot to mention these highly important national statistical measurements too:

> Youth unemployment rate.

> Food prices inflation rate.

> National insecurity measurement.

Can we please have that too.

Ledip:
Please dear people of Nairaland forgive me,
Have mercy on me, if I can help myself I won't be here begging for your help, please come to my aid, I've been seeking assistance on nairaland.
I'm  celestine am 32 year of age frm Enugu State Awgu L G A.I have a spine injury @ neck that has have keeps me indoor mostly for d past 15 years.It also affected my hand making me not able to use my finger normally i.e I can't pick up thing from floor.
my problem now is that life has been very difficult for us I and my aged mom.to provide feeding and some medicine is hard,
I don't have anything doing for now.living with pains and bed sore on both Buttocks and continual urine Infection,Not able to Go for
routine hospital visit due lack of funds.
Please I am pleading to well meaning Nigerians come to our aid, my mom has been sick for long due to complications of poorly manage dia-betes and BP.
I'm asking for your financial help to enable go for medical, the last doctor i see said I need to do MRI scan test, which I don't have the funds for now,pls no matter how
Small it will enable us get some medicine,food and other basic items for my daily SCI cares.
I depend on some daily medical supplies for survival pls I need your help.
Acct :

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Celestine
First Bank
Location: Nkpor anambra state.am available for video call/physical verification my phone number and address is not hidden. Watch the video below to confirm .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLoJF8Q_6zE

please come to my aid I don't have any other choice, I'm not a scammer if to say life was a little bit easy for me I won't be doing this always I can prove my condition beyond any reasonable doubt. one of the document below is my hospital file not a receipt. thanks and remain blessed

Nsky:
Wetin dem dey build?

segyoms:
But we don't have money where's the money coming from or is it from task payers?

year2013:
Sharap baba Jide. It's like that broom hydraulic soup you eat is turning your brain

RepoMan007:
The world is going gaga.

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Lemos14:
My brother..its why I stopped visiting nairaland. Because the comments here proves why not everybody should be helped or assisted. These kind of people are the ones that usually cry that they cant pay their daughters school fees