₦airaland Forum

Ori yo Chelsea.

I pray Chelsea survive the next 5 mins with a win because they just can't be relied on.

Padipadi:
Sharap!
I hand una over to Manchester United.
Na Liverpool my juju catch

Mark it down, your club is going to chop serious beating in their next match. So don't bet on them.

Padipadi:
My juju must catch Chelsea.
Gbes, gbes, gbes!
Chelsea die, die, die!
O tutu, o tutu, o tutu!
O gbona, o gbona, o gbona!
Chelsea die, die, die!
Final Score = Chelsea 2-3 Brighton And Hove Albion.

Back to the sender's club.

ClearFlair:
Na cruise true true. How much is bread

But you are still eating the bread.

Thank God you have the money to buy it.

MrColdsweat:
By the time baba is done with you people, The people of SS, SE and MB will agree and declare that no Yaruba man will rule this country again.

All your votes are not enough to stop our man from winning.

adioolayi:
God rest their soul...

Gone are those days... traditional rulers no dey die in this kind of tragic accidents...3 all at once
Non get ifura for body to tell them this outing no be what they should all go at once Things don truly change.


It's well

Reason is that every Tom,Dick and Harry are being made kings of every streets, community, hamlets, villages and towns in Nigeria nowadays. So the royal quality and power have gone down the drain, except for few.

Based on the statistics of the age of ownership of sim numbers on this thread, majority of you are oldies, but behave like youngies.

Mindlog:
How many UBA workers in Nigeria can boldly call Tony Elumelu by his first name?

I was a former UBA staff. It was our corporate culture to call everyone by first name, including Tony. But because of our cultural instinct, people rarely do so, since respect is inbuilt in most Nigerians.

Tjra:
In that same saner climes, jail is not for who we like or who we don't like.

If you as a private citizen have evidence of wrong doing against any Politician, take it to the court so they can be prosecuted.

The same thing applies in Nigeria too. Gather your evidence(s) and approach the courts.

Our courts have been compromised tay, tay so no justice can be granted there.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Which Nigeria youths

Tribalistic youths

NIgeria youths that are tribalistic and cowards
When I joined nairaland I was like okay though I'm not proud of my huzzling because I'm a keyboard warrior

So many nairaland were reaching out to me to teach them work I vowed to create a day and reply thier mails and probably get to meet them and we will have one or two beer but after what happened in this presidential election and the comments I was reading from nairaland members after the elections up till now I gave up and said to myself I will never assist any nairaland members and I will never meet them

Shun crime.

Your victims are hurting and wishing you evil.

Do so today, or you will end up in jail sooner than you think.

AbujaLagos:
papa Yoruba
Papa mama Hausa
My mother Ebira
Mother mama Igbo.

This is complicated

Yoruba.

CaptainFM1:
So you prefer Ajanlekoko?

Yap. Better than Johnbull and Bullock.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Look at him looking so odd

Why is it that when people criticise tinubu they quickly tagged them as igbos

The truth is the people who dislike tinubu are the people of South South

I'm a Bini from Edo state

Shun crime.

Your victims are hurting and wishing you evil.

Do so today, or a prison cell awaits you.

emkz:
Bro, try and wish them well and hope they won't come back. Many of these people have been presumed dead by their families as their families didn't know what happened to them.

Instead of complaining and seeing the bad in every situation, let us also proffer solutions. We are all stakeholders in the Nigerian project.

If you complain that the ₦10k for transport is too small, how about you suggest that haulage trucks returning from different parts of the country to Northern Nigeria which are usually empty are used to pick up some of the prisoners and drop them in their different destinations along the paths of the trucks?

Some of these people have lost the will and hope because of incarceration. Let us help them with encouraging words at the very least. They don't have to cone back to prove you right.

You have a good heart. God bless you.

Jetland:
How many Yorubas collected bullets for Sunday Igboho when he was arrested and detained

When we are not fools, why should we collect bullets for Igboho? We have a more decent and effective means of achieving our aim of separate existence.

MadamVanessa:


Atleast, Nnamdi Kanu was captured by a sovereign nation Nigeria. Now tell me, what have you lots done about few Fulanis herdsmen that chased and raped your mothers and sisters anally, killed your cowards brothers and fathers, Chased alot to Idp camp in Benin republic, what have you cowards done about that?

What have you cowards done about Illorin captured by the Fûlanis? isese festival banned by these Fulanis, Yoruba ancestral stool desecrated by this same Fulanis? What have you cowards done about that? Are Fulanis the government that you cowards can't fight? I laughed at your føolishness.

Assuming your bitter mouth is speaking the truth, but Ilorin is not the whole Yorubaland, unlike the Igbos SE which an Osu man from Ebonyi, living in Finland, is putting on lockdown at will. And the whole Igboland is obeying like hypnotised puppets on strings.

Felix6:
They need to strengthen their laws on sex with minors.
If you think those uniforms are skimpy, come to the UK and see magic.

But UK girls do not have big buttocks and seductive shapes like the SA girls.

1Sharon:
Where did you see excuses ignoramus.

You don't get it, do you? South african culture involves very little clothing. Exposed flesh doesn't offend them. Look at their cultural dances. A Nigerian man will look at those dances and get turned on. But it's for South Africans it's just another day.

A bunch of underage south african girls get molested and suddenly it's the gospel truth.

Let it be a bunch of underage Nigerian girls getting pregnant by grown Nigerian men and suddenly it may be a false accusation or the little girl seduced him.

If the SA men are not getting turned on by their women and girls sexy dressing, then why this high number of teenage pregnancy, and the high prevalence of HIV and AIDS in their society.

This Obi doesn't know how to play politics. His pandering to his tribal obidient issues won't win him national approval.

He should learn to stop commenting on every trivial issue which his Obidients servants are harping on.

rollywise:
Ozuor

Ozuor to you too.

MadamVanessa:



While other regions are desperately trying to make significant impact, the self acclaimed sophisticators can't show anything. So far they have Lagos that's far developed than Washington DC and all the states in united states of America combined. Their Lagos covers their region.

Itumo?

Musisco01:
All the Islmaophobe/Hamas haters how market?

Market is going great.

You wanna order anything? Just anything that will suit your taste, including gory pictures of Israelis murdered by the Hamas, your darling terrorists, sneaking into the Israelis land.

Articul8:
All of you guys should rot in jail

That's our prayer for ALL Nigerian politicians.

At the rate the case is being postponed, Fayose would have long been in his grave before it is concluded.

rollywise:
A typical Nigerian you are. They never learn but rather argue blindly. Even in this computer age where you have phones and chrome everywhere you still can't do a simple finding. Tueh!!

Give facts, not beer parlour mythology.

*David Hundeyin on X*
*@DavidHundeyin*
*26 November 2023*

When that fully loaded airliner eventually falls out of the sky, which is basically inevitable at this point, nobody should invite me on TV or radio to talk about what I've been writing about since May.

My work on Nigerian aviation over the past 6 months has won me the Special Investigative Reporting prize at the PwC Media Excellence Awards and a podium finish at the ABSA African Investigative Journalist of the Year award a few days ago.

Literally everyone has acknowledged the importance of what I have spent months doing - everyone except the Nigerian aviation industry itself, which is completely convinced that playing kalo-kalo with people's lives is its divine right.

Max Air - probably the most dangerous airline in current operation on Planet Earth is still flying. Its planes with untraceable parts serviced by unlicensed technicians are STILL in the air as you are reading this.

United Airlines is still flying with its wet leased everything and cost-cutting practises that have just sent an Abuja flight to Asaba by mistake, just weeks after a runway excursion by one of its aircraft.

Aero Contractors is still flying, barely 4 months after trying to lift 100 passengers in a 737 with a broken tail wing. Those 100 people still don't know how guaranteed they were to have died that night if that pilot hadn't aborted the flight. Till now, no investigation, no sanction, nothing. They also just had a runway excursion just last week.

Green Africa, with its multiple boardroom issues and question marks over its maintenance habits, is also still flying.

The NCAA is still continuing the legacy left behind by Hadi Sirika. Everybody, from the regulators to the airlines - even the pilots whose lives are also at risk - everybody is DETERMINED that nothing must change.

To kill Nigerians in a kerosene fireball is their divine right and who the Bleep does that journalist guy think he is for trying to stop it from happening.

Who indeed.

rollywise:
Go and dig up history. Ask about military governor Oyeregbulem. He was the last military governor of Edo state I think in 1999. He insulted and threatened to dethrone the oba. Heavy doom befell his household. First his father died. Then his pregnant wife and baby and then him. In this life, no go do pass yourself

Big lies.

Onyearegbulem was a governor in Ondo State, and not in Edo State. All you wrote about him na wash. And if anybody died in his household, it is a natural death, including him.

ecolime:
So Abuja belongs to Fulani?

Nothing wey person no go read for Nairaland.

E shock u!

Nairaland is a grand educational parliament, with good and bad educational materials. Just take your choice and live with it.

So says the chairman of a club of devilish rogues.

FreeStuffsNG:
So you actually believe that LUTH will lock five 150-bed wards, as in 750 beds? How many bed-capacity is the whole LUTH itself when you can ignorantly believe that 750 beds are unoccupied and locked? Smh.

With your kind of negativity and ignorance which you think is cool, many of you will never be blessed by this land. All you do is give negative mindset and the land will reflect it back to you.

It is not everytime you support your government or your party or your people.

Where they are going wrong you criticise them. Or else you become just an irritating sycophant.