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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Luton Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 30th December 2023 by membranus: 4:18pm On Dec 30, 2023
Chelsea is jinxed at the 10th position this season. Who will save the team?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Luton Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 30th December 2023 by membranus: 3:00pm On Dec 30, 2023
fawaz050:
Jackson is still Playing fair but tired
The guy has been falling like za pack of drunken card since the beginning of the match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Luton Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 30th December 2023 by membranus: 2:56pm On Dec 30, 2023
Chelsea are playing like a low rate club. Even winning, but their game playing is not impressive.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Luton Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 30th December 2023 by membranus: 2:12pm On Dec 30, 2023
tiswell:
Chelsea 2
Through Madueke.
FoodRe: New Year: Who Can Help Me With How To Cook Fried Rice For My Kids by membranus: 9:05pm On Dec 29, 2023
Galaxyss:
Buy chicken republic pour am inside pot and serve them.
Chicken Republic Fried and Jollof Rice are tasteless foods.
PoliticsRe: Ondo Gov, Aiyedatiwa, EXCOs Pay Condolence Visit To The Akeredolus (Photos) by membranus: 3:02am On Dec 29, 2023
Jayhome24:
Did well for being a betrayer?

He did well his principal died and within minutes started given appointment without even visiting his principal family for condolence?

He did well by wanting his principal dead by all means ba?

He is happy now isn't let see how far he will go.
BETTY IS NOT MOURNING DON'T BE DECEIVED.
Those of you saying I should allow Betty mourn her husband, the truth is that she is not mourning Aketi, Betty knew about the death of her husband three hours before the news went public, the first thing she did while in Government house Akure was to call her special assistant to come see her as early as 6.30am and told him to go bring some files from her office and she quickly wrote approved in all the memos, approved and payments were made before 9am and immediately she carried her bag and left for Ibadan, and i have been saying it more than three years ago that Betty will leave Ondo State in shame, and truly that very morning he hurriedly left Alagbaka Government house Akure in shame and that was the end of her been addressed as First Lady, digital mama or mama fowoso.
It was after 9am that the news of the demise of Aketi went public and that was when the special assistant now know the reason why Betty called him to bring those files for approval and payments.

As an investigative journalist I get my information from the authentic source with this involved directly.

Olujimi Adekanle JAF
Public Affairs Analysts.
Car TalkRe: Opinions Needed: My Mechanic Said I Should Use Only Water First In New Radiator. by membranus: 8:14pm On Dec 28, 2023
sboga:
use coca cola
What if the radiator got addicted to it, na you go dey giv am money for refill? grin
PropertiesRe: Can 25 Million Naira Build This? by membranus: 5:03pm On Dec 27, 2023
WantsandMore:
Our Parents missed on this wonderful financial advice man!
I missed it too, and I am regretting it.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Defeats Charles Okocha To Win Keenly Contested Celebrity Boxing Match by membranus: 11:22am On Dec 27, 2023
VEHINTOLAR:
Na your father no get brain ! I asked a simple question: would you all have been shouting up and down like you were bitten by some rabbies infested dogs if Charles had defeated Portable in that bout ? What's my business with any Odumeje or Odumejo,who is he ? Your Odumeje or something should pray that he is not paired against another Yoruba, you know what that means,right ? E go chop am, no be by mouth !
No mind dem.

The Igbos always have this misconception that we Yorubas are weaklings, when in reality we are intrinsically strong. In sports: football, boxing, UFC, table tennis, wrestling, street boxing, we are everywhere. In education, we are there. In politics, we are adept in it. In business, we are there. In world tourism, we are everywhere. In entertainment, a prominent Yoruba person will be among. Just name it, you will find a top Yoruba person there.

So the Igbos should just relax, we are not in competition with them, but with our fellow Yoruba kinsmen. We love achievements.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Defeats Charles Okocha To Win Keenly Contested Celebrity Boxing Match by membranus: 11:09am On Dec 27, 2023
Mosba:
As in patient until that punch landed on you
And it becomes good morning heaven, here I come.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Defeats Charles Okocha To Win Keenly Contested Celebrity Boxing Match by membranus: 11:03am On Dec 27, 2023
orohbirodeysmel:
Yet you lost your land to Fulani in Ilorin...why not use your boxing prowess go collect una land from Fulani's in Kwara State...Name one part of Igboland that was renamed or seized by another tribe, na we dey collect people land sef🤣🤣

Now let me school you a little, the fight was organised by Charles Okocha. Take that to the nearest bank. A rematch will happen and he will win. On a one on one fight Charles Okocha go comot all the teeth wey dey Portable mouth. He don do am before, when one of his friends took his daughter on date without his permission. He blocked them for road and destroyed the guy's car beyond recognition. Even before the fight, which I have information about, I talk am here two days how the fight will pan out cos, I am privy to the script. 👇👇
Oga forget that.

Portable beating Charles Okocha is a done task.

Portable leaves that behind, he takes on another worthy celebrity, and on and on, and goes on making more promotional money. While Charles Okocha will stay at home licking his paws.
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu Is Dead - Sahara Reporters by membranus: 10:46am On Dec 27, 2023
May his good soul rest in perfect peace.
His immediate family, especially his avaricious wife and son, contributed to his early demise from greed. He could have lived longer through early and sustained treatment.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by membranus: 9:36pm On Dec 26, 2023
ManU is busy chasing Chelsea on the failing clubs rank.

They are making their fan highly depressed.
PoliticsRe: Shettima, Governors Visit President Tinubu In Lagos For Christmas by membranus: 8:30pm On Dec 26, 2023
madridguy:
Which yeye homeage is that? Are they not suppose to be in Plateau state?

Shame on them all.
Do they care?

They wanted power, they got it, therefore let the citizens be damned.
TravelRe: JAPA: My Marriage Shakes by membranus: 3:21pm On Dec 26, 2023
Britishpea:
Men be wise. Women are fake! 90% of times, you married the brokenness in her. If she’s saying yes sir and being submissive in marriage, it’s the brokenness In her that’s submissive.

Real wives are the ones who have some financial freedom and still remain submissive. Such women are always respected by their husbands.

Beware of wives who came from a very poor background. They don’t even know themselves. If your wife and you quarrel a lot here in Nigeria of she argues a lot don’t ever try to take her abroad if you cherish that marriage.


Most wives don’t like you. They are staying because they had no options at that time.

A wife that has the fear of God should be the target but where are they?!!! Social media has killed our fabrics. Expect the worst in the next 10 years.
Hmmmmm.

A word for the wise.
SportsRe: Ahmed Musa Dragged For Wishing Christians 'Merry Christmas' by membranus: 3:06pm On Dec 26, 2023
GOTVee:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, It is not biblical for we Christians to celebrate the evil tradition called Christmas. Origin of Christmas celebration dates back to the worship of moon God. We Christians are not permitted to celebrate it. I condemn Musa for wishing we Christians a happy Christmas and I hope the Muslim community can forgive him for this terrible gaffe sad
Then you shouldn't go to church on Sunday, because it is named after the sun by those who worship it. Or on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Saturday either, since they were all named after one pagan god or other.

Your opinion is just another crass religious fanaticism. And nobody is missing you by not celebrating it. And many fathers of the Christian religion who had been celebrating it from time immemorial are in God's heaven enjoying eternal rest.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Problem Will Not Be Resolved By Palliatives — Kukah by membranus: 8:04pm On Dec 25, 2023
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Problem Will Not Be Resolved By Palliatives — Kukah by membranus: 3:23pm On Dec 25, 2023
stormborn28:
I learnt Christmas gift bandits are currently ravaging Ibadan metropolis
Give us photo evidence.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Drips Hard As He Arrives In Style To Boxing Match (Pix, Video) by membranus: 11:39am On Dec 25, 2023
Sunnyski:
A goat like no other
Like this one?

PoliticsRe: Sim Fubara Accepts Tinubu's Peace Deal In Christmas Broadcast by membranus: 8:56am On Dec 25, 2023
DeepSight:
Greetings,

I am Special Attorney to his Eminence, Falseprophet1 and his enigmatic holiness, RevDesm0ndJuju.

Please note that the permission of the Falseprophet1 for his trademark refrain is to be sought ahead of usage with such permission being conveyed through me, his loyal servant.

For this infraction, you shall receive two hot pinches this night at the witching hour by witches loyal to the prophet.

In future, be guided accordingly, and we at the Temple of Falsity and Black Juju solemnly bid you a most frightening Christmas.
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: EFCC Uncovers N37B Fraud In Humanitarian Ministry, Indicts Sadiya Umar-Farouk by membranus: 8:32am On Dec 24, 2023
SpatialKing:
Again Yorubas will go mute 🔕...

You know the reason already
Yet it is the Yoruba head of the EFCC that is investigating and indicting her.

Next time check your fact before vomiting any bigotry tainted statement.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Uncovers N37B Fraud In Humanitarian Ministry, Indicts Sadiya Umar-Farouk by membranus: 8:28am On Dec 24, 2023
Timoleon:
Y'all thought the Jonathan Team looted with impunity? The Buhari team broke their records. The Tinubu team isn't hiding their intentions with their actions so far, I expect them to shatter all looting records.


Here's some news for Nigerians as a country. 2024 will be harder than 2023. You can take solace though in the fact that 2024 will be easier than 2025. Brace up.
May it happen upon yourself in 2024 as you predicts here, but as for me 2024 shall be a glorious year in JESUS Name, Amen.
FamilyRe: As I'm Enduring This, Am I Really Making My Children Better? by membranus: 2:22pm On Dec 23, 2023
obesse:
Why did you not make a lengthy post like this one all those years when the man was providing for the family and had not started gambling?
How are we even sure it was not your attitude and constant demand for more money that pushed your husband into the addiction of betting?
Women sef don tire me with the way they whine every time they provide a couple of meals for their husbands.
Must the man kill himself because of you and your children?
If you like, remain with your parents o. Soon the man will replace you and things will start working for him again.
And the people giving advice, telling you to leave your husband, eh? Some of them will go behind your back to ask him to marry them!
Did anybody tell you marriage would be easy? No way, it requires constant, everyday work, through the good, the bad and the ugly.
Who is this?

This contribution can only come from a baby.

You completely exemplified the stupidity of seeking counsels from the neophytes that populate the Nairaland milieu.
PoliticsRe: How Emefiele Used Proxies To ‘Buy’ Union, Keystone Banks - Daily Trust by membranus: 11:17am On Dec 23, 2023
dickson2000:
Does saying it out automatically prosecute him and his accomplices? Or does the media? Is he still the CBN governor that makes fiscal and monetary policies? Aren't you aware of people groaning about cash crunch and business failing due to bad policies? Emefiele and his cronies should be prosecuted if guilty and not all these media trial. Still be reminded that this government has impoverished a lot of Nigerians due to their policies.
The government is only 8 months in action. Are you saying the other governments before them are not culpable for the present financial stress all of us are going through? Is the present government now the only one responsible for the country's economy's mismanagement?
PoliticsRe: How Emefiele Used Proxies To ‘Buy’ Union, Keystone Banks - Daily Trust by membranus: 11:10am On Dec 23, 2023
dickson2000:
' Criminal brothers' you said, but I can see through you that you're a bigot who ethnically stereotype other people's comments out of sheer hatred.
I hear you. But you forget something, criminality comes in different hues, might be tribal and might also be of mind. I am now talking of the mind now. By supporting Emefiele in his criminal acts, that means you are his brother.
PoliticsRe: How Emefiele Used Proxies To ‘Buy’ Union, Keystone Banks - Daily Trust by membranus: 10:29am On Dec 23, 2023
dickson2000:
You people should just stop complaining and work. You wanted power and you've gotten it, so just fix what needs to be fixed so that Nigerians can have a breath of fresh air. This government seems more like a government of propaganda already. And to think they've even inflicted Nigerians with the highest form of pain and anguish with slapdash policies makes their complaints unjustified. Emefiele and other top officials of the past government who were accomplices should be punished if all these accusations are true. Please, let Nigerians rest with complaints that won't benefit them.
The government is not complaining, they are just exposing your criminal brothers' level of financial atrocities committed against the country. Or should they just sweep it under the carpet and not say anything about it?
PoliticsRe: How Emefiele Used Proxies To ‘Buy’ Union, Keystone Banks - Daily Trust by membranus: 10:22am On Dec 23, 2023
Peterobi90:
If it was someone with some level of innocence that is raising these accusations, then it would have mattered...
So Jim Obazee is a criminal too? How?
PoliticsRe: Emefiele Fulfills Bail Conditions, Secretly Released From Kuje Prison - Whistler by membranus: 8:42am On Dec 23, 2023
magoo10:
Who has clean hands to sentence emefiele?
Is it the criminal judges whose hands have been soiled during election?
Is it the senators who have criminal cases ?
Is it the thief in aso rock who stole from lagos state?
Is it the efcc chairmen that have been accused severally of embezzlement?

Emefiele was fighting his fellow criminals who also did the same thing he did ,only they got to power while he did not and unfortunately the masses are paying the price.

We like to play in this country until we have a head that is ok .
Our heads are OK. The new set of Africans are just naturally bunch of cowards and layabouts; closet murmurrers and complainers, never ready to take up arms against oppression and injustice.
PoliticsRe: Emefiele Fulfills Bail Conditions, Secretly Released From Kuje Prison - Whistler by membranus: 8:32am On Dec 23, 2023
Omobude244:
is ndi developer not already an insult?

u are throwing stone and u think u are been funny

Nigeria are funny people

orji uzor kalu and tinubu are friends and are busy looting us dry, while jobless fellows like u that dont even how their next meals will come are busy throwing tantrum on nairaland

God divide this country abeg
we that is feeding the nation doesnt make mouth but SE, SW, and north that contributes next to nothing are the ones constantly disturbing the peace of this nation
even the so called Lagos was setup with our resources, now they are doing the same for Abuja, while our region is left with only 13% derivation
The 13% derivation we are magnanimously giving you, what are your SS people doing with it? No be your governors and some elites dey chop am? E reach your common people hands?
InvestmentRe: US SEC Accuses Dozy Mmobuosi And Tingo Group Of "Massive Fraud" by membranus: 7:39am On Dec 23, 2023
jaxxy:
what has sm1 chasing clout with H.E Obi and even trying to by a football club got anything to do with The real and people's president of Nigeria?
Ask from Obi what he is doing appearing in a photo-op with a big scammer, thereby giving him street cred.
InvestmentRe: US SEC Accuses Dozy Mmobuosi And Tingo Group Of "Massive Fraud" by membranus: 7:36am On Dec 23, 2023
nedu666:
So that makes him a Nigerian. By the way when are you going to join hamas to fulfill your dreams of Jewish genocide
Ask your master, the antichrist, whose logo you#nedu666 proudly displays.

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