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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chealsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2023 by membranus: 7:36pm On Dec 06, 2023
Evestar200:
Man U big problems how?

Have you checked their last 10 meetings or you just started watching EPL?

In Chelsea's Top Form, they have failed to beat a depleted United team not now that both are struggling.
Just wait 9.15pm is not far away. Chelsea will surprise you yet.
Politics › Re: Ooni Of Ife Visits Ex-CBN Governor Emefiele In Kuje Prison, Seeks His Release by membranus: 6:52pm On Dec 06, 2023
Looters club.

Emefiele don give Ooni hefty patronage in his hey days. It is payback time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chealsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2023 by membranus: 6:50pm On Dec 06, 2023
Evestar200:
Man United go knack Under Bridge Boys Akpako
In your dreams.

Chelsea is ManU big bros all the time.
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole To NLC: Insist On N35,000 For Workers Or No Christmas For Govt, Emplo by membranus: 3:19pm On Dec 06, 2023
casualobserver:
Ajaero was busy in Dubai collecting COP28 estacode.
This can't be true!

I am shocked to my bone marrow, a labour leader romancing the government he is having labour issues with. This is an abomination, Oshiomole would never have done that.
Politics › Re: Rice Millers Hail Ebonyi Governor's Ban On Rice Scaling As Price Crashes To ₦15K by membranus: 3:07pm On Dec 06, 2023
Zooposki:
For those wondering, this is 1 bushel of Agbado.
If you are selling, give us your price and location.

There is enough market for it in Lagos and other parts of Nigeria. It is an unavoidable food item for all tribes in the country.

Let us make you rich.
Politics › Re: Gov Soludo Tours Innoson Massive Industrial Estates Both Old And New(video) by membranus: 2:50pm On Dec 06, 2023
God bless Innoson Industries.

God bless Chief Innocent Chukwuma

God bless Anambra State

God bless Governor Soludo (Our Next Nigeria President by God's grace if he continues to be detribalised)

God bless the Nigeria nation.
Politics › Re: COP28: Seyi Tinubu, Stewards, Chefs, Cooks Among Nigerian Delegation by membranus: 8:47am On Dec 06, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Dey play. This is what mostly the naysayers, criminal defamers, cyberbullies and lazy , hate-filled bitter people will focus on.

I know that you intend to mock those junior workers as if they are useless and they don't deserve to even step out of the country, kitchen and stores let alone travel with the President on the Presidential jet. Smh.

Those are real people and Nigerian citizens if you don't know. Those guys you look down on in condescension are the ones who the lives of Nigerian President and leaders in the President's contingent depends on.

That you look down on them in condescension shows you're ignorant. No country in the world will place the lives of its leaders in the hands of random people or kitchen staff.

Just days ago, the wife of a top leading Ukrainian was poisoned and it's now a row between Russia and Ukraine.

Seyi Tinubu is not just the President's son, he is a successful and consummate entrepreneur/investor. His outdoor advertising company alone is so successful that his presence at the summit adds value to the quality of our contingent. He is a youth who has something phenomenal to show for his achievements even before his father became the President.

While you continue to feed the lazy idle youths on the social media what to gloat about, these folks and Nigerian leaders have the result to show for their brilliance, competence, patriotism and hardwork. They went there to work, leaving their families and businesses behind in Nigeria while you play online.

Below is the current data on Nigerian economy, Q3, 2023 as shared by Statisense


✅Q3 2023 GDP growth rate at 2.54%.

✅The Oil Sector had it best growth in Q3 2023 since Q1 2020 when it grew by 5.06%.

✅Improved Oil Production capacity, achieving the best output in Sept at 1.390 mbpd.

✅Achieved Trade surplus of ₦1.89 trillion in Q3 2023 and ₦3.52 trillion in 9months, Exports > Imports.

✅Stock Market performance of +38.1% Year Till Date.

✅FG surpassed its Revenue target of ₦8.283 trillion as at Sept 2023, achieving ₦8.653 trillion, a 4.5% above expectation.

✅Effective tax collection with CIT at +121% of its target and VAT at +11% (2023).

#Statisense
(NBS, OPEC, Budget Office)

https://twitter.com/StatiSense/status/1732148735746900053?t=GDJDpXxhrGJvUFgCmjN4lA&s=1[/quote]You forgot to mention these highly important national statistical measurements too:

> Youth unemployment rate.

> Food prices inflation rate.

> National insecurity measurement.

Can we please have that too.
Politics › Re: COP28: Seyi Tinubu, Stewards, Chefs, Cooks Among Nigerian Delegation by membranus: 8:38am On Dec 06, 2023
And they are complaining to us that the country has been bankrupted by the previous government. Yet the wastage continues with monumental intensity.

Hope this Tinubu regime will not turn out to be the most prodigious of all governments in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Over 9,000 Civil Servants Fail Promotion Exam by membranus: 7:35am On Dec 06, 2023
Ledip:
Please dear people of Nairaland forgive me,
Have mercy on me, if I can help myself I won't be here begging for your help, please come to my aid, I've been seeking assistance on nairaland.
I'm  celestine am 32 year of age frm Enugu State Awgu L G A.I have a spine injury @ neck that has have keeps me indoor mostly for d past 15 years.It also affected my hand making me not able to use my finger normally i.e I can't pick up thing from floor.
my problem now is that life has been very difficult for us I and my aged mom.to provide feeding and some medicine is hard,
I don't have anything doing for now.living with pains and bed sore on both Buttocks and continual urine Infection,Not able to Go for
routine hospital visit due lack of funds.
Please I am pleading to well meaning Nigerians come to our aid, my mom has been sick for long due to complications of poorly manage dia-betes and BP.
I'm asking for your financial help to enable go for medical, the last doctor i see said I need to do MRI scan test, which I don't have the funds for now,pls no matter how
Small it will enable us get some medicine,food and other basic items for my daily SCI cares.
I depend on some daily medical supplies for survival pls I need your help.
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First Bank
Location: Nkpor anambra state.am available for video call/physical verification my phone number and address is not hidden. Watch the video below to confirm .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLoJF8Q_6zE

please come to my aid I don't have any other choice, I'm not a scammer if to say life was a little bit easy for me I won't be doing this always I can prove my condition beyond any reasonable doubt. one of the document below is my hospital file not a receipt. thanks and remain blessed
Stop posting these gory pictures on this platform day by day, month by month, year by year. Are you never tired of scam?
Politics › Re: Shettima’s Aide, Stanley Nkwocha To Obi: ₦15bn For VP’s Residence Not Wasteful by membranus: 7:07am On Dec 06, 2023
Nsky:
Wetin dem dey build?
Wetin dem tell you say dey wan build? Befitting house for our eminent VP. Dat one bad?
Politics › Re: Shettima’s Aide, Stanley Nkwocha To Obi: ₦15bn For VP’s Residence Not Wasteful by membranus: 7:05am On Dec 06, 2023
segyoms:
But we don't have money where's the money coming from or is it from task payers?
From you and me. Let us cheerfully contribute our quotas to the development of this great nation.
Politics › Re: Shettima’s Aide, Stanley Nkwocha To Obi: ₦15bn For VP’s Residence Not Wasteful by membranus: 7:01am On Dec 06, 2023
year2013:
Sharap baba Jide. It's like that broom hydraulic soup you eat is turning your brain
So our beloved Ewedu soup is what you have now termed "broom hydraulic soup".

OK o, continue.
Crime › Re: 13-Year-Old Miracle Adereti Kolawole Kidnapped In Lagos by membranus: 6:52am On Dec 06, 2023
RepoMan007:
The world is going gaga.
The world has gone gaga since Eve listened to the devil yarning dust to her with all seriousness.

So, no be now.
Crime › Re: 13-Year-Old Miracle Adereti Kolawole Kidnapped In Lagos by membranus: 6:47am On Dec 06, 2023
[quote author= post=127331516]See More Bad News @ www.nâijacover. com[/quote]Keep your bad news to yourself.

All we are saying: Give us good news.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Supporters Commence Preparations For 2027 Elections by membranus: 3:12pm On Dec 05, 2023
Lemos14:
My brother..its why I stopped visiting nairaland. Because the comments here proves why not everybody should be helped or assisted. These kind of people are the ones that usually cry that they cant pay their daughters school fees
You are speaking as if you have been sponsoring half of Nairaland beggars over the years. Whereas we are yet to see anyone of them thanking you for your kindness on this platform.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by membranus: 2:21pm On Dec 05, 2023
The Hamas truly bit more than they could chew this time around, giving Israel opportunity to finally wipe them out. It will take them at least 20 years to come to 50% of their former strength.
Culture › Re: Young Virgins Initiated Into Womanhood In Ogu Town, (OKRIKA) Rivers State by membranus: 1:34pm On Dec 05, 2023
Fatbam005:
The way food they disappear for house, these says is alarming . Rinubu and his agents have now gone spiritual
Stealing your foods, or what?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Months Is Cheating. by membranus: 6:17pm On Dec 04, 2023
frankoben:
If you have genuine feelings for her, then love her well enough to make her stick to you alone. Trust me bro.. it works. I have thread this part before.
Until he collect syphilis?

You be enemy.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Months Is Cheating. by membranus: 6:15pm On Dec 04, 2023
oyeb15:
I need a lady that will be my boyfriend right now. To just take care of me.
U go look tire, u no go see.

Better go look for land and use your lazy hands to farm hard to feed your hungry mouth. Money dey plenty for farming.

Boyfriend ko, girlenemy ni grin
Celebrities › Re: Kcee's Look Without Filter Sparks Reactions by membranus: 6:06pm On Dec 04, 2023
Karnice600:
Statistically, a good number of Igbo men are comparatively lighter in complexion than Hausa and Yoruba men.
If you randomly pick 6 Hausa men, chances are all will be dark in complexion, relatively with different tones.
If you randomly pick 6 Igbo men, chances are, 3 would likely be light complexioned with varying tones while 3 would be dark complexioned with varying shades.
If you randomly pick 6 Yoruba men, chances are, 3 would likely be dark with varying shades, 2 would likely be bleached with leopard spots on all elbows, 1 would likely be badly burnt from a history of counterproductive bleaching.
Any Igbo guy you find bleaching, run a check. He must have lived in Lagos at some time in his life. This is reality not tribalism.
Chai! Wetin we Yorubas do you, wetin do we do you dat you come finish us like dis?
Forgive us now grin
Celebrities › Re: Kcee's Look Without Filter Sparks Reactions by membranus: 6:02pm On Dec 04, 2023
Available9:
Oga I live in the north...any Fulani/Hausa girl that does not bleach is not seen as a beautiful girl...Thier men hardly apply cream let alone bleach.

Reason why you hardly know that those northern girls bleach is because they usually cover their body...that little circle of the face they expose must be yellow...not even fair..I mean yellow, the black women feel inferior
If you say so.
Celebrities › Re: Kcee's Look Without Filter Sparks Reactions by membranus: 5:57pm On Dec 04, 2023
Available9:
Yoruba men na number one for bleaching ... followed by Hausa/Fulani ladies,...followed by yoruba ladies...followed by south southern ladies....followed by souther men...last on the last na northern men
Na lie
Where will Agbero, Aboki and Almajiri find money to buy bleaching cream?
Business › Re: El-Rufai Launches $100 Million Afri-Venture Capital Company by membranus: 3:05pm On Dec 04, 2023
Ebubu:
are you saying Tinubu will win 2nd term against Atiku and Obi coalition?
Foregone conclusion.
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Bus Used For Public Transport Spotted In Lagos (Pictures) by membranus: 2:58pm On Dec 04, 2023
goodnessme1:
Op do you want yoruba Muslims to start hunting and burning those buses.




Why bring it to their knowledge,Don't you know they are taught from kids to hate Omo Igbos.
In your myopic mind.
Properties › Re: My Friend Found This On His Land, Do You Know The Worth? by membranus: 2:56pm On Dec 04, 2023
nairavsdollars:
My God. That's platinum pestala. When polished, that's worth 20million dollars
Hen en! No be only platinum pestala, why not platinum pelagra. $20m? You wan the guy to get heart attack?

Funny guy grin
Politics › Re: Why Tinubu failed to Deliver Speech At COP28 - The Cable by membranus: 11:42am On Dec 04, 2023
putin2:
Is Bala bua a president of real country? I don't think
Bala bua is the imaginary president of the Obidients.
Politics › Re: Why Tinubu failed to Deliver Speech At COP28 - The Cable by membranus: 11:40am On Dec 04, 2023
Themanleshey:
I disagree with you , he don turn himself to begger just to see his country succeed.

I pray that his wish for investors to start falling in will start yielding result soon . 🙏🏽
For him to achieve that let the president put the deplorable power supply into perfection, and the long awaited developmental rejuvenation of the country will begin.
Politics › Re: Julius Berger Hands Over Second Niger Bridge To FG by membranus: 9:15am On Dec 04, 2023
ANSMEDIA:
You people steal ordinary outside bulb, I know what I went through when my office was at Obalende Lagos
Na your people dey steal am for Lagos.

Lagos is full of many tribes.
Celebrities › Re: “I Am Single Not Searching” - Isreal Dmw’s Ex Wife Sheila Says As She Dances by membranus: 6:57am On Dec 04, 2023
FuckingMachine:
This one don acquire the fame now its time to secure the bag. I hope she's used for rituals by a very powerful ogboni man this December.
You are not past redemption yet.

Pray for your soul, pray.
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Oga, you dey joke. grin
Sports › Re: Am I The Only One That Doesn't Like This New Football Trend? by membranus: 3:19am On Dec 04, 2023
SMARTMOTORS:
You go worry more when Transgenders begin enter premier league Clubs as players
May God forbid that abomination.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton (3 - 2) On 3rd December 2023 by membranus: 5:13pm On Dec 03, 2023
Though Chelsea is my club, but the referring not really top class.

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