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CultureRe: Young Virgins Initiated Into Womanhood In Ogu Town, (OKRIKA) Rivers State by membranus: 1:34pm On Dec 05, 2023
Fatbam005:
The way food they disappear for house, these says is alarming . Rinubu and his agents have now gone spiritual
Stealing your foods, or what?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 3 Months Is Cheating. by membranus: 6:17pm On Dec 04, 2023
frankoben:
If you have genuine feelings for her, then love her well enough to make her stick to you alone. Trust me bro.. it works. I have thread this part before.
Until he collect syphilis?

You be enemy.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 3 Months Is Cheating. by membranus: 6:15pm On Dec 04, 2023
oyeb15:
I need a lady that will be my boyfriend right now. To just take care of me.
U go look tire, u no go see.

Better go look for land and use your lazy hands to farm hard to feed your hungry mouth. Money dey plenty for farming.

Boyfriend ko, girlenemy ni grin
CelebritiesRe: Kcee's Look Without Filter Sparks Reactions by membranus: 6:06pm On Dec 04, 2023
Karnice600:
Statistically, a good number of Igbo men are comparatively lighter in complexion than Hausa and Yoruba men.
If you randomly pick 6 Hausa men, chances are all will be dark in complexion, relatively with different tones.
If you randomly pick 6 Igbo men, chances are, 3 would likely be light complexioned with varying tones while 3 would be dark complexioned with varying shades.
If you randomly pick 6 Yoruba men, chances are, 3 would likely be dark with varying shades, 2 would likely be bleached with leopard spots on all elbows, 1 would likely be badly burnt from a history of counterproductive bleaching.
Any Igbo guy you find bleaching, run a check. He must have lived in Lagos at some time in his life. This is reality not tribalism.
Chai! Wetin we Yorubas do you, wetin do we do you dat you come finish us like dis?
Forgive us now grin
CelebritiesRe: Kcee's Look Without Filter Sparks Reactions by membranus: 6:02pm On Dec 04, 2023
Available9:
Oga I live in the north...any Fulani/Hausa girl that does not bleach is not seen as a beautiful girl...Thier men hardly apply cream let alone bleach.

Reason why you hardly know that those northern girls bleach is because they usually cover their body...that little circle of the face they expose must be yellow...not even fair..I mean yellow, the black women feel inferior
If you say so.
CelebritiesRe: Kcee's Look Without Filter Sparks Reactions by membranus: 5:57pm On Dec 04, 2023
Available9:
Yoruba men na number one for bleaching ... followed by Hausa/Fulani ladies,...followed by yoruba ladies...followed by south southern ladies....followed by souther men...last on the last na northern men
Na lie
Where will Agbero, Aboki and Almajiri find money to buy bleaching cream?
BusinessRe: El-Rufai Launches $100 Million Afri-Venture Capital Company by membranus: 3:05pm On Dec 04, 2023
Ebubu:
are you saying Tinubu will win 2nd term against Atiku and Obi coalition?
Foregone conclusion.
Car TalkRe: Innoson Bus Used For Public Transport Spotted In Lagos (Pictures) by membranus: 2:58pm On Dec 04, 2023
goodnessme1:
Op do you want yoruba Muslims to start hunting and burning those buses.




Why bring it to their knowledge,Don't you know they are taught from kids to hate Omo Igbos.
In your myopic mind.
PropertiesRe: My Friend Found This On His Land, Do You Know The Worth? by membranus: 2:56pm On Dec 04, 2023
nairavsdollars:
My God. That's platinum pestala. When polished, that's worth 20million dollars
Hen en! No be only platinum pestala, why not platinum pelagra. $20m? You wan the guy to get heart attack?

Funny guy grin
PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu failed to Deliver Speech At COP28 - The Cable by membranus: 11:42am On Dec 04, 2023
putin2:
Is Bala bua a president of real country? I don't think
Bala bua is the imaginary president of the Obidients.
PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu failed to Deliver Speech At COP28 - The Cable by membranus: 11:40am On Dec 04, 2023
Themanleshey:
I disagree with you , he don turn himself to begger just to see his country succeed.

I pray that his wish for investors to start falling in will start yielding result soon . 🙏🏽
For him to achieve that let the president put the deplorable power supply into perfection, and the long awaited developmental rejuvenation of the country will begin.
PoliticsRe: Julius Berger Hands Over Second Niger Bridge To FG by membranus: 9:15am On Dec 04, 2023
ANSMEDIA:
You people steal ordinary outside bulb, I know what I went through when my office was at Obalende Lagos
Na your people dey steal am for Lagos.

Lagos is full of many tribes.
CelebritiesRe: “I Am Single Not Searching” - Isreal Dmw’s Ex Wife Sheila Says As She Dances by membranus: 6:57am On Dec 04, 2023
FuckingMachine:
This one don acquire the fame now its time to secure the bag. I hope she's used for rituals by a very powerful ogboni man this December.
You are not past redemption yet.

Pray for your soul, pray.
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With $700M, to trade cryptocurrency?

Oga, you dey joke. grin
SportsRe: Am I The Only One That Doesn't Like This New Football Trend? by membranus: 3:19am On Dec 04, 2023
SMARTMOTORS:
You go worry more when Transgenders begin enter premier league Clubs as players
May God forbid that abomination.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton (3 - 2) On 3rd December 2023 by membranus: 5:13pm On Dec 03, 2023
Though Chelsea is my club, but the referring not really top class.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton (3 - 2) On 3rd December 2023 by membranus: 5:08pm On Dec 03, 2023
Ori yo Chelsea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton (3 - 2) On 3rd December 2023 by membranus: 5:03pm On Dec 03, 2023
I pray Chelsea survive the next 5 mins with a win because they just can't be relied on.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton (3 - 2) On 3rd December 2023 by membranus: 4:59pm On Dec 03, 2023
Padipadi:
Sharap!
I hand una over to Manchester United.
Na Liverpool my juju catch
Mark it down, your club is going to chop serious beating in their next match. So don't bet on them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton (3 - 2) On 3rd December 2023 by membranus: 4:29pm On Dec 03, 2023
Padipadi:
My juju must catch Chelsea.
Gbes, gbes, gbes!
Chelsea die, die, die!
O tutu, o tutu, o tutu!
O gbona, o gbona, o gbona!
Chelsea die, die, die!
Final Score = Chelsea 2-3 Brighton And Hove Albion.
Back to the sender's club.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's SSA, Ajuri Ngelale, Clears The Way For Tinubu In Dubai (Video) by membranus: 7:10am On Dec 03, 2023
ClearFlair:
Na cruise true true. How much is bread
But you are still eating the bread.

Thank God you have the money to buy it.
PoliticsRe: NASS Leaders Don't Want To Talk About It, The Boxes Were Empty - Galambi by membranus: 5:02pm On Dec 02, 2023
MrColdsweat:
By the time baba is done with you people, The people of SS, SE and MB will agree and declare that no Yaruba man will rule this country again.
All your votes are not enough to stop our man from winning.
TravelRe: Three Oyo Monarchs Die In Auto Crash, Nine Others Injured by membranus: 3:14pm On Dec 02, 2023
adioolayi:
God rest their soul...

Gone are those days... traditional rulers no dey die in this kind of tragic accidents...3 all at oncehuh
Non get ifura for body to tell them this outing no be what they should all go at oncehuh Things don truly change.


It's well
Reason is that every Tom,Dick and Harry are being made kings of every streets, community, hamlets, villages and towns in Nigeria nowadays. So the royal quality and power have gone down the drain, except for few.
PhonesRe: How Old Is Your Sim Card? by membranus: 2:12pm On Dec 02, 2023
Based on the statistics of the age of ownership of sim numbers on this thread, majority of you are oldies, but behave like youngies.
CelebritiesRe: It’s Disrespectful For Young People To Call Me By Name – Shaffy Bello (Video) by membranus: 11:47am On Dec 02, 2023
Mindlog:
How many UBA workers in Nigeria can boldly call Tony Elumelu by his first name? cheesy cheesy cheesy
I was a former UBA staff. It was our corporate culture to call everyone by first name, including Tony. But because of our cultural instinct, people rarely do so, since respect is inbuilt in most Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: APC Has Come To Stay In South South, Says Akpabio by membranus: 10:23am On Dec 02, 2023
Tjra:
In that same saner climes, jail is not for who we like or who we don't like.

If you as a private citizen have evidence of wrong doing against any Politician, take it to the court so they can be prosecuted.

The same thing applies in Nigeria too. Gather your evidence(s) and approach the courts.
Our courts have been compromised tay, tay so no justice can be granted there.
PoliticsRe: "Take Over Leadership Now" – Obasanjo Tells Nigerian Youths by membranus: 10:38pm On Dec 01, 2023
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Which Nigeria youths

Tribalistic youths

NIgeria youths that are tribalistic and cowards
When I joined nairaland I was like okay though I'm not proud of my huzzling because I'm a keyboard warrior

So many nairaland were reaching out to me to teach them work I vowed to create a day and reply thier mails and probably get to meet them and we will have one or two beer but after what happened in this presidential election and the comments I was reading from nairaland members after the elections up till now I gave up and said to myself I will never assist any nairaland members and I will never meet them
Shun crime.

Your victims are hurting and wishing you evil.

Do so today, or you will end up in jail sooner than you think.
CultureRe: What Language Is Spoken Often In Your Family? by membranus: 3:18pm On Dec 01, 2023
AbujaLagos:
papa Yoruba
Papa mama Hausa
My mother Ebira
Mother mama Igbo.
This is complicated angry
CultureRe: What Language Is Spoken Often In Your Family? by membranus: 3:15pm On Dec 01, 2023
Yoruba.
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerians Have These Kinds Of Names? by membranus: 3:14pm On Dec 01, 2023
CaptainFM1:
So you prefer Ajanlekoko?
Yap. Better than Johnbull and Bullock.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu And King Charles In Group Picture With Other World Leaders by membranus: 11:53am On Dec 01, 2023
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Look at him looking so odd

Why is it that when people criticise tinubu they quickly tagged them as igbos

The truth is the people who dislike tinubu are the people of South South

I'm a Bini from Edo state
Shun crime.

Your victims are hurting and wishing you evil.

Do so today, or a prison cell awaits you.
PoliticsRe: FG Pays ₦‎585 Million Fines, Begins Nationwide Prisoners' Release by membranus: 11:46am On Dec 01, 2023
emkz:
Bro, try and wish them well and hope they won't come back. Many of these people have been presumed dead by their families as their families didn't know what happened to them.

Instead of complaining and seeing the bad in every situation, let us also proffer solutions. We are all stakeholders in the Nigerian project.

If you complain that the ₦10k for transport is too small, how about you suggest that haulage trucks returning from different parts of the country to Northern Nigeria which are usually empty are used to pick up some of the prisoners and drop them in their different destinations along the paths of the trucks?

Some of these people have lost the will and hope because of incarceration. Let us help them with encouraging words at the very least. They don't have to cone back to prove you right.
You have a good heart. God bless you.

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