₦airaland Forum

swilo:
That's Silly planning for the future .. planning for double bounty.

Double-edged statement. Hmmm.

bigjay01:
In essence, what stops other banks from making money from investment banking?
STANBIC is an investment bank at heart anyway. So they are making money from their area of core competence.

Ok. That's why I said the "end justifies the means".

But also, there's a reason why the investment banking arm is not stated as the "company" on their financial docs.

All in All, Stanbic is making money. That's the ultimate goal.

bigjay01:
That's why my beloved Aesenal is yet to win the championship in over 10yrs!

We keep consoling ourselves that the ManCs of this world buy the premiership with Arab money. Hope you get my drift!

Not entirely!!

End justifies the means?

bigjay01:
These guys are minting money!
#QuietlyBrilliant

Investment banking to the rescue though.

Stanbic is angry.

http://www.nse.com.ng/Financial_NewsDocs/24070_STANBIC_IBTC__HOLDINGS_PLC_FINANCIAL_STATEMENTS_OCTOBER_2018.pdf

http://www.nse.com.ng/Financial_NewsDocs/24064_DIAMOND_BANK_PLC_CORPORATE_ACTIONS_OCTOBER_2018.pdf

Bubble haff burst...

phemmie06:
http://www.nse.com.ng/Financial_NewsDocs/24042_ABBEY_BUILDING_SOCIETY_PLC_FINANCIAL_STATEMENTS_OCTOBER_2018.pdf

My oga that study botany what is the name of this fruit and its botanical name

What about this one?

http://www.nse.com.ng/Financial_NewsDocs/24044_NIGERIAN_BREWERIES_PLC._FINANCIAL_STATEMENTS_OCTOBER_2018.pdf

DeRuggedProf:
I will NEVER jump the gun here, I know the caliber of guys I am dealing with. No good stock makes the entire gains for a year in one trading session on NSE....
Better to lose some percentage on the uptrend than to keep vigils for market to open after a shock treatment from their MM...
FCMB is NOT an ordinary stock....
It is not about fair price now. Scan the entire market and see food everywhere for vultures, yet they are not descending, still awaiting bigger carcasses of animals that are alive.

I once dined with their MM and it was marvelous. In fact, very magical. I couldn't believe what was happening. Once you analyse and get a hold of their pattern and see how to profit from it, you are good to go. But also know when to leave the table and run, they can disappoint when you least expect it.

Mcy56:
I'm not understanding. Phemmie06 your work don start o, come and break it down biko.

The FCMB guy will wait for bids to accumulate from 1.55 up and would just surface from nowhere and dump the volume.

LOL.

Same way the MM was constantly closing the share price at ₦1.70.

fxuser:
Vol : now 133m plus


Accumulation under disguise

Accumulation under disguise??

lancee:
Yeah..Maybe close to 400 ..but i do not wish that ..watching

Probably, they wouldn't do that till after elections, unless there's a slump in oil price before then. I believe that's part of the catalyst that will trigger the next major bull run.

Where is Sir Loco?

Michael11stock:
AM SOOOO HEAVY ON THIS STOCK, IT GAVE ME SLEEPLESS NIGHT

Mcy56:
I no dey like stock wey go dey give me sleepless night and will now keep monitoring and praying silently say make e no shed price.
I no even remember when last I look that side.
Release of good report doesn't guarantee a stock's upward movement.
If you dont believe, ask Zenith.
Na for FCMB bus I dey now for banking sector and I fit commot anytime.

Considering all these possibilities of "sleepless" nights, is it not better to stay off the market once a general bill comes to an end and return when there's sanity or prior to release of FY results. Or at least make an attempt for a 10% after a sudden slump of the market.

I don't know about you shaa, but peace of mind is by far the best stock I can have in my life. Maybe I don too old to dey change BP drugs.

I wish una well. Make I continue to dey wait for November.

In DeepSuk's voice, "Honey" Flour haff turned to "Hor.ny" Flour....

Dangote Cement.

http://www.nse.com.ng/Financial_NewsDocs/23964_DANGOTE_CEMENT_PLC_FINANCIAL_STATEMENTS_OCTOBER_2018.pdf

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Yayira:
Oh You don’t believe and kept talking about it ? Even dragging the second person along ?
J'en ai fini avec toi parce que tu es malade.
Somebody better keep a close eye on you..

Not only a close eye, come and move into my apartment naww.

Yayira:
If it’s amnesia or hormonal imbalance make me no gree laugh to weytin dey go on in somebody’s portfolio then I want more imbalance.

Space!

For your information, the probability is very high that Peter never bought WAPCO and he was only catching fun with his posts. Whoever believed his post that WAPCO will sell for 3 Euros (over ₦1,000.00) should as well come and buy the seaport in my compound.

Jokes come in different forms here, get that.

Yayira:
That the outcome of an investment is not what someone had envisaged should not be a thing of laughter.. it can happen to anyone of us.

This foolishness got to stop.
This childish behavior have got to stop.
Are you guys witches ? Or what ?
How come you don’t feel sorry for what that person is going through ?
Before NSE, you’re humans ok ?

You spineless man that joked when I sold my Zenith at ₦25 only for it to move up same day. Loco wrote and laughed about it, so did you. We all laughed over it including me, no hard feelings then.

You need to deal with your selective amnesia because it's becoming unbearable!

You are truly the one that needs growing up! I have always thought that hormonal imbalance is your only problem but am getting the vibes that it far supercedes that.

Mpeace:
An old man once said, WAKE ME WHEN ITS 3EUROS.
now am thinking, maybe I didn't hear well, did he mean N3

Not just one old man. They were two: one was championing for 3 euros whereas his partner was clamouring for N250.00.

LOL.

locodemy:
you be the MD of the noise makers.

Sir Loco, you came out today?

fxuser:
if earnings wont lift , a slow down is welcomed
#traps

After this "reggae", comes the "blues".

stcool:
If I see that bonanza gang hand... I go raise price to N45

I can only imagine eps of GTB & Zenith in 2019 and going forward.

I always "admire" how "optimistic" you can be when it comes to stocks and their share price, especially the ones you are invested in.

Keep it up. You will never loose sleep employing such an attitude!

Agbalowomeri:
Abeg where UBA dey get the EPS dem dey report?
Meanwhile dividend no comot one sport, same 50kobo Lol

The red Sea is gradually getting divided! Are you not happy?

OBAGADAFFI:
Na point and kill na.

LOL.

OBAGADAFFI:
Sweetest for Jijoist.

On top how much?

Agbalowomeri:
Here we are
Waiting to cross the red sea

Moses shall be dividing the sea by month end and cross-over will commence shortly after that.

Agbalowomeri:
At least no be me

Are you confessing for your past crimes?

Mpeace:
By this time last year we were all loving the flour makers especially dangflour, honeywell and flourmills. Chai, love no longer there. No wonder pastor said ''Don't marry because if luv alone''

LOL.

It's been proven that "flour" has no nutrients, mere carbs and no single gram of protein. "Flour" is no more good for the health, for now!

Meanwhile, FM just take style dey dish out 10%. Look well and you might see it but beware of "obesity".

mendes911:
So much honey in the well!

Someone is offloading again days to release of result.

Should we expect what happened the last time to happen again?

Ugosample:
na wa

I can't even look @ my screen

Honey well na wa

So much honey in the well!

swilo:
The stock is like an overweight woman. No amount of love will make u tell her to sit on your laps.

Meaning overweight babes don't do "horse riding"? Take time Ooooh Sir Swilo.