₦airaland Forum

your d kind of friend I never wish to have, you are even "thinking" & "waiting for nairalanders" to advice you whether to tell ur friend or not.

if na Me, I will not only tell my friend but i will even go dat extra mile offer video, audio & picturial evidence together with contact address of d fellow she is cheating with

igbos trying hard to relate to some far off people, ok we get It, kogi is part of Biafra as Well, I think dats what you want right

I promise my next car will be innoson made

signs of end time, luk how dis op has being reprogrammed to think all these negative things are normal.


op must be a pimpp.

pls God continue to spare us from natural disasters not because of people like op but because of the few pure & good ones. Amen

You must never give Nigerians nuclear thingy unless you want to wipe us off the world map, Nigerians like blowing stuff up, d day nuclear thingy becomes active, I will leave dis country 4 gud

why do you need to carry a condom, are you a prostitute, if so then by all means is a good idea, after all even a farmet needs a hoe.

They think they are hypothetically dating & enjoying themselves but in reality they are just prostitutes whoring themselves for free. I pity dis generation

lol

Ekakamba:
Youngest son: Dad, what's the difference between 'Hypothetically' & 'Reality'?

Dad turns to wife : Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1million?

Wife : of course! I would never waste such an opportunity

Then dad asks daughter : Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1million?

Daughter : Yes he's my fantasy

Dad asks eldest son: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1million?

Eldest son : Why not? imagine what I could do with that money!

Dad turns to his younger son : you see son, 'Hypothetically' we are sitting with 3 millionaires but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 useless gay son.

lol

I want one

fellis:
What of men that go about sleeping with different women. Wetin dem be?

Criminals who destroy a girls future & take away the most precious thing in her life, something that can never be replaced. so men who sleep around are even worse than female whores

The perfect woman, I will also only marry a virgin like me, no woman can trick me in dis regard, I can easily spot a virgin in hundreds of women cause they are very rare not like those 2nd hand chicks who allow any dude to drill them & call it "dating".
the truth is they are just whores who don't get paid 4 thier services

well I think 1500 per day in respective of the number of sittings is fair considering they are already being paid monthly salaries

permsec:
Yea its true. Very close to this neighbourhood.

wait for me to help you pack am

I am very proud to say, no such things will be tolerated in All mosques around the wall. Yes I mean all of the Mosques on earth no matter the location

Islam is awesome

Actually only dbanj looked a bit cool, even the other guy seem to be having eye problems talkless of kcee with his K leg pose

18-20, I think at dat age every girl, boy is wise enough to think for himself/herself no matter his/her belief

she's just too pretty to be 4th wife, she looks more like the 1st & final wife material, oh well, maybe it's just love

she just said " in your face" lol, well congr8

But...but my sister as a muslim girl touching males is haram fa. Hollywood is nice but please no touching

You should never disvirgin anybody in d first place unless you are tied by marriage & she is willing.
a mean how hard is it for you people to keep ur di*K from passing through a hole dat was not meant for it

I also must make front page when I buy my 206 next week, it costs a million naira, to me dat is a fortune, so I must make front page,

stop insulting the coach, my old man is from dsame country

God forbid, am fasting, by the way who's d flat chested lady, I don't feel anything from dis pics woh, is that a female spongebob

lol, see black man comparing himself with Arabs & Americans. All those riots being mentioned they did not blow up stuffs that will take several decades to clean up you know. Even the biggest terrorist organisations in d world avoid blowing up oil pipelines & assets, I just don't understand why the militants choose dis stup*d approach & term it "fighting for justice, peace & honor" this is just a destructive terorist mentality who believes he is your saviour in his own little mind

Married life is very expensive, all those BILLS, the KIDS, the GROCERIES, but in your case dis word keeps flashing for my mind "Gigolo"

it has being to quite lately, I was angry you guys were paid off by d government.
Am so happy you are back in action, am looking forward to ur deaths, all militants Must be killed & exterminated

With all his parents, brothers & sisters, all watching, some women are just shameless

Nigerians soo wicked especially the leaders, this soldiers leave thier families at home to protect Nigeria from Boko haram but some idi*t oga at the top will chop the money meant to provide good food for them.

I think the best way to fix Nigeria is to kill all the old people we dey power, THEY ARE ALL CORRUPT

lol, I also use my phone to make omelets every Monday, just like I did yesterday

ok we don't see you that you chop 24000 naira soup. Guess what, it will still turn to sh** in a few hours

sorry but if I catch my wife teaching my daughter such behavior, i will tell her to pack her things & go ask her mother how she raised her.
ofcourse I will be keeping my daughter, she will stay with my mom till her own mother learn some home training

lol, I have a pen, i have an apple, i got my Apple pen, pineapple pen......sorry am trying to delete dis song from my brain

it's a lie, PLEASE invests all your life savings in MMM. incase you die of hard attack or strock due to loses when the site crash( Am absolutely sure it will crash soon), I promise to come to ur funeral with some flowers.

MUSLIMS Should know MMM is HARAM, not only is it intrests based it's also an elaborate HYIP platform dat thrives on scamming ur fellow humans to pay you