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Education › Re: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by MERCHANDISER: 8:25pm On Jun 04, 2020
I have been offered admission by CAU Kiel Diary science,but i haven't written the Ietls test.Pls is the registration for Lagos branch on now?
Please i need to write the test rregister as soon as possible.Who knows the deadline for the admission?
I'm worried.I wish i can right now
Agriculture › Re: Join Basic Pig Farming Training Via Whatsapp For Free. by MERCHANDISER: 5:57am On Jun 04, 2020
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Politics › Re: Prophet Odumeje was Arrested.. Pericoma and Awka people rejoices by MERCHANDISER: 12:09am On Jun 04, 2020
i know the government and Onitsha Catholic diocese will supress him
Autos › Re: Buy All Your Car Spare Parts,trucks,sino Trucks,trailer,Earth Moving Equipments by MERCHANDISER(op): 8:02am On Jun 03, 2020
whatsapp me and send me the parts you want to buy
Autos › Re: All Japanese Cars Spare Parts:shaft,linkage,break Pads,ball Joint,headlight Etc by MERCHANDISER(op): 8:01am On Jun 03, 2020
whatsapp me and send me the parts you want to buy
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Protests: Nancy Pelosi Calls Trump "Fanner Of The Flame" by MERCHANDISER: 6:41am On Jun 03, 2020
GeneralPula:
They’re all Mad !
That meat kinda resemble Trump cheesy clown grin
Crime › Re: Livinus Elem On Uwa Vera Uwaila's Rape And Death: Says "Good For Her" by MERCHANDISER: 9:10am On Jun 02, 2020
DominusPrime:
I guess its the same reason women feel entitled to a man's money in bf/gf relationships. Let's stop deceiving ourselves and asking these questions. Relationships nowadays are mostly an excuse for sex and money btw 2 willing parties. Take money away and the average naija girl will say her bf is stingy as she will compare herself to her friends. Take sex away and the average naija guy will cheat or breakup. How many of you girls will date a broke man patiently from teens to when he's ready to settle? How many young men will wait for her to marry him first b4 demanding for sex? You might say it happens but only in very very few relationships. Most are like what I've described above. So don't pick out only guys and ask such. It's a 2 way thing.
You are right but you are digressing from the topic.
This is a pure case of rape and murder.The perpetrators of this inhuman act should be punished severely by cutting off their manhood and feeding them with it
Car Talk › Re: International Driver's Licence/permit by MERCHANDISER: 6:18am On Jun 02, 2020
redcliff:
Hi, who has a clue as to how I can get an international driver's licence or permit? I need one urgently.

Thanks
Good day,i know i don't suppose to post this here

Brother please i need a job.I'm a second class upper graduate
Education › Re: Kindly Assist With This Quantitative Reasoning Task by MERCHANDISER: 6:13am On Jun 02, 2020
ZaOzaRoom:
Kindly assist with this QR.
Brother please i need a job.I'm a second class upper graduate
Politics › Re: Wizkid Drags Buhari And Trump On Twitter by MERCHANDISER: 7:43pm On Jun 01, 2020
this one na another mata to settle
Education › Re: Pictures Of Bayero University, Kano by MERCHANDISER: 7:22pm On Jun 01, 2020
Ladiesdoctor:
That one no concern me. My concern is, long
ago. I usually disturb my neighbour by
pressing their bell and run away. Till it got
faulty and i touched it and it shocked
me.
I decided, it will not be only me that will get
the electric shock . So I called my short
friend Abu to press the bell . His hands was
not able to reach the bell, so I carried him
up, both of us receive the shocking of our
life. Hmmmm.
What happened that day change my life.
Since then I have never touch anything bell
again... Cowbell, door bell, churcbell, house
bell, school bell, even jingle bell jingle bell...
Don't sing it please. I don't even like the
name, Abel, Anabel, Mabel, Mirabel and
Christabel.
Guy stop spamming every post with this your senseless and lame joke
Crime › Re: Nigerians Commence #StopRapingWomen Protest Against Sexual Assaults by MERCHANDISER: 6:09pm On Jun 01, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Say no to rape
Justice for uwa.
We almost get same Bini name. Mine start with o
Owa

I don't understand how humans enjoy sex without the consent of the person they are banging
Am just tired
How this people get erection still baffles me
My dick can never gets erect if she is not completely happy

Infact i get erection when a woman initiate the sex herself
That is why i dey always make sure say any woman way dey with me must dey happy so that she can initiate the sex and give me her consent
Nothing sweet reach when a woman give you her consent and initiate the sex. She will wet and soak your dick with all sorts of vagina fluid. Both sticky, creamy, foaming, watery and slippery liquid because she is happy
Nwamaikpe?

Are you the one or should we expect another?
Politics › Re: Wizkid Drags Buhari And Trump On Twitter by MERCHANDISER: 4:45pm On Jun 01, 2020
Xi and Putin are the same cheesy
Autos › Re: All Japanese Cars Spare Parts:shaft,linkage,break Pads,ball Joint,headlight Etc by MERCHANDISER(op): 4:08pm On Jun 01, 2020
psalmz:
thats much ooo
No its not.This is genuine new parts not TOKUMBO
This is Japanese parts,we have china version which is 45k
Not that the china own is inferior,they are almost the same thing.
Trust me,u can't get it anywhere in West Africa less than this amount.If you are serious,i will buy it and deliver it to you at your location or you can as well come to Aspamda,i will accompany you where they are selling it.
My profit is just 1k here and i'm contented with that.
Autos › Re: All Japanese Cars Spare Parts:shaft,linkage,break Pads,ball Joint,headlight Etc by MERCHANDISER(op): 12:26pm On Jun 01, 2020
psalmz:
How much is complete steering rack for Honda Accord 04 aka EOD
48k
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi's 10 Most Iconic Career Moments As Ranked By BBC Sports by MERCHANDISER: 9:37am On Jun 01, 2020
if messi was selfish like penaldo...he would have scored upto 1000goals by now
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by MERCHANDISER: 1:24pm On May 31, 2020
Iceberg3:
We understand
grin grin grin
he dey crush on those fine fine girls babes for choir department cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by MERCHANDISER: 1:13pm On May 31, 2020
Luckydubby7:
. He is not lying ooo
Come to my street here Lagos one church done full with members.
Also, one catholic church inside one estate here in Lagos is having 4 masses every Sunday
give me their address let me report them...
i wan blow whistle grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Odumeje Apologizes To Awka, Arondizuogu Indigenes by MERCHANDISER: 12:49pm On May 31, 2020
chigoziri2403:
This apology is janjelous
What are you touching my frawa for? This man is a clown grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Odumeje Apologizes To Awka, Arondizuogu Indigenes by MERCHANDISER: 12:40pm On May 31, 2020
ArmaniUhuru:
Liquid metal himself.


It’s OK if you don’t like him. Not everyone can pretend like the pastor of your beloved church.





Nigga is a real one. No faking
Did You Call Odumeje a Fake Pastor ? You need to read
this !
I see some Christians posting all sorts of bad contents
regarding
Odumeje. This is wrong on every sides, because i have
come to
understand that pastors are not perfect like we make
them to
be.
I had previously chosen to just ignore but let me state
that
Odumeje's crime is his inability to not speak English and
his love
for casual outfits.
Odumeje has not done half of what your favourite pastors
have
done, i hope you are cognozant of this fact, because i
grew up in
the church.
While your pastor is buying private Jets, building world
standard
edifices and schools that your children cant afford to
attend,
Odumeje was giving Money to fire victims, food to the
poor and
building roads.
While your pastor was allegedly looking for another
female
victim to exploit sexually, Odumeje was showing his wife
love
and being a father to his beautiful children.
Were we not here when Pastor Adeboye asked people to
donate
1billion each? Were we not here when your GO in Abuja
asked
his members to Jump into the cleansing Pool for 50k?
Are you
not aware that your pastors sell mantle and olive oil?
While your Pastors move around with Armed men,
Odumeje is in
the street mixing with street boys and girls, maybe thats
why you
call him a fake prophet.
People that couldnt critisize the COZA pastor are insulting
Odumeje and thats laughable.
Some of your pastors have been banned from entering
some
countries because of fraud, are you aware ?
Odumeje dances "in a worldly fashion" but your suit
wearing and
English speaking pastor wines and dines with corrupt
politicians.
I can go on and on but let me not open fowl nyash.
Things that
will make u a man of God
1: Your relationship with God
2. Your way of life
3: And ur spiritual background. Pls deduct that mindset
that
reading ur bible, speaking good English we make u a man
of
God
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Odumeje Apologizes To Awka, Arondizuogu Indigenes by MERCHANDISER: 12:38pm On May 31, 2020
Crime › Re: #JusticeForUwa: Vera Uwaila Omozuwa Raped In RCCG Church In Edo, Dies (Graphic) by MERCHANDISER: 9:41am On May 31, 2020
BurntSoul:
why are u guys like this? Why wld a generation suffer what they know nothing abt? Don't u think one of ur ancestors committed a crime that deserves this kinda curse?
no mind the mumu

See how he dey share curse to all the 1diot's(rapist) generation grin
Crime › Re: #JusticeForUwa: Vera Uwaila Omozuwa Raped In RCCG Church In Edo, Dies (Graphic) by MERCHANDISER: 9:39am On May 31, 2020
AllenSpencer:
Sigh....

Some men need to be donated to we ritualist.

The idea of killing them or sending them to jail is not profitable to the economy and more of a liability.

They should be handed over to registered ritualist, which in turn will curb the activities of ritualist as they can always source live humans from the government


Inside a church? WTF!
you are very wise brother cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Cuts US Ties With WHO, Claims It Is Under China's Control by MERCHANDISER: 12:32pm On May 30, 2020
wickedtuna:
lol you can say what you want sir but it still doesn't change the question. Do you think as a nation we would be better if we didnt depend on aids that come from bodies no one regulates?
Why is it that you guys don't like taking correction?
See the nonsense question you are asking and you are still proud defending it.You just goofed.If not for efforts of WHO in curtailing some diseases in Africa,u might not be alive typing rubbish
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Cuts US Ties With WHO, Claims It Is Under China's Control by MERCHANDISER: 9:34am On May 30, 2020
AdaGod1:
Now that's the leader every nation wants
i can't be doling out billions of usd only for you to be working with enemies and sabotaging my country.
Typical America first
people wondered how this man won the presidential seat against a very popular candidate and very strong political party
me too I wondered how come
But if you look closely this is one of the reasons.
his pan America is second to none.
no negotiations when it comes to the welfare of America and Americans, no time for sentiments and sugarcoating.
he might not be a good blabber or orator like Obama but this man Trump is 1000% far better than worthless president Obama.

Even against all odds and campaign of calumny against him I still see him scale through in November.
let's see where China funding can take WHO to
Useless organization run by useless Chinese communists
God bless President Trump
God bless America
Thunder scatter buhari
thunder scatter all Buhari's supporters
BTW, because a virus started from a place does not mean
that place spread it. Only one region in China was infected
and that region is now backup but foreigners went there to
carry, then distribute to other parts of the world. When
China
raised the alarm of the virus, all the western leaders
(major)
claimed it was a lie(hoax), people like Trump and Johnson
were mocking China with the virus. Now you want to turn
around to wail at the same China that raised the alarm,
then
went to work to help their own citizens. Name one country
a
Chinese national infected! I'm not supporting anybody tho
Autos › Re: A Good Car For 400k? by MERCHANDISER: 8:07am On May 30, 2020
tripplephi:
TOYOTA COROLLA HATCHBACK LAGOS. AC WORKING
GIVEAWAY PRICE to create space in the compound.
You can come for testing with your mechanic
give me ur number
Agriculture › Re: BATTERY CAGES/POULTRY CAGE AVAILABLE *UPDATE* by MERCHANDISER: 8:04am On May 28, 2020
broiler cage is how much and can i see the pics
Agriculture › Re: Used Battery Cage Available At Mile 12 by MERCHANDISER: 8:02am On May 28, 2020
30k
can broiler be raised here
Autos › Re: ...... by MERCHANDISER: 5:58am On May 28, 2020
if u see 100k sell this car
Business › Re: Goats, Chickens, Fabrics Roast In Asaba Market Fire by MERCHANDISER: 8:46am On May 27, 2020
SultanOfAbia:
Instead of looking for water to quench fire

Boys carry toothpick To Select Roasted Chicken.
hunger dey bro


me dey find goat sef
Travel › Re: Nigeria Acquires New Train Coaches by MERCHANDISER: 6:38am On May 26, 2020
some people saying we should nuke china are gonna use this train cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Warns US Against Sparking Cold War by MERCHANDISER: 6:52pm On May 25, 2020
Bahdsypha:
Firstly, aburom onye yoruba...abugodim ezigbote igbo boy..

I've been to both countries, China's interest in Africa is to make money off bad debt it's not influential..it's more of business
If you have gone to China...you'd have noticed how fascinated they are to see you, I got free rides..free food during my stay there, I don't think they get to see many foreigners
They're generally friendly..and although they have strict government policies, there's a strong support for their government..And china is safer than United States too
Most of all these ipob miscreants defending USA haven't been outta the shores of this country.
I hate arguing with them.


Poor kids cheesy

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