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Christianity Etc › Re: Odumeje Is My Guy, He Is Not My Pastor-Micheal Zubby by MERCHANDISER: 6:32am On May 11, 2020
Peter waited for 11th Hour before Denying his master. Zubby, Can you swear that you have never been to Odumeje Church in 2001/2002 where he called you out when you were dancing outside the Church and he told you that you will be a great man? Who was the man of God that you called to bless your home when you were opening it? Was it not Odumeje? Where were you in this Picture? Was it not in his church? I don't you made your point clear, but why now? Smiles. It's well... Even inside the Well is still Well. I'm only learning how people change when things get Worst... Even if many of you deny him now, God will Still raise Stones to stand by him!.
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Odumeje: Native Doctor Performs Rituals Against Chukwuemeka Ohanemere by MERCHANDISER: 6:09am On May 11, 2020
Did You Call Odumeje a Fake Pastor ? You need to read this ! I see some Christians posting all sorts of bad contents regarding Odumeje. This is wrong on every sides, because i have come to understand that pastors are not perfect like we make them to be. I had previously chosen to just ignore but let me state that Odumeje's crime is his inability to not speak English and his love for casual outfits. Odumeje has not done half of what your favourite pastors have done, i hope you are cognozant of this fact, because i grew up in the church. While your pastor is buying private Jets, building world standard edifices and schools that your children cant afford to attend, Odumeje was giving Money to fire victims, food to the poor and building roads. While your pastor was allegedly looking for another female victim to exploit sexually, Odumeje was showing his wife love and being a father to his beautiful children. Were we not here when Pastor Adeboye asked people to donate 1billion each? Were we not here when your GO in Abuja asked his members to Jump into the cleansing Pool for 50k? Are you not aware that your pastors sell mantle and olive oil? While your Pastors move around with Armed men, Odumeje is in the street mixing with street boys and girls, maybe thats why you call him a fake prophet. People that couldnt critisize the COZA pastor are insulting Odumeje and thats laughable. Some of your pastors have been banned from entering some countries because of fraud, are you aware ? Odumeje dances "in a worldly fashion" but your suit wearing and English speaking pastor wines and dines with corrupt politicians. I can go on and on but let me not open fowl nyash.
Things that will make u a man of God
1: Your relationship with God
2. Your way of life
3: And ur spiritual background. Pls deduct that mindset that reading ur bible, speaking good English we make u a man of God
Christianity Etc › Re: Odumeje Is My Guy, He Is Not My Pastor-Micheal Zubby by MERCHANDISER: 6:03am On May 11, 2020
fykes:
Oduhaeje is a clown
Pls deduct that mindset that reading ur bible, speaking good English we make u a man of God
Christianity Etc › Re: Odumeje Is My Guy, He Is Not My Pastor-Micheal Zubby by MERCHANDISER: 5:58am On May 11, 2020
Zita55:
grin grin


The guy na comedian Sha.

Everybody can never be preaching love, I'm not a man of preacher of love.. I'm a war , I'm a fight.. I'm indaboski bahose grin grin


Who dash oduhaeje pastor na grin
Did You Call Odumeje a Fake Pastor ? You need to read this !
I see some Christians posting all sorts of bad contents regarding
Odumeje. This is wrong on every sides, because i have come to
understand that pastors are not perfect like we make them to
be.
I had previously chosen to just ignore but let me state that
Odumeje's crime is his inability to not speak English and his love
for casual outfits.
Odumeje has not done half of what your favourite pastors have
done, i hope you are cognozant of this fact, because i grew up in
the church.
While your pastor is buying private Jets, building world standard
edifices and schools that your children cant afford to attend,
Odumeje was giving Money to fire victims, food to the poor and
building roads.
While your pastor was allegedly looking for another female
victim to exploit sexually, Odumeje was showing his wife love
and being a father to his beautiful children.
Were we not here when Pastor Adeboye asked people to donate
1billion each? Were we not here when your GO in Abuja asked
his members to Jump into the cleansing Pool for 50k? Are you
not aware that your pastors sell mantle and olive oil?
While your Pastors move around with Armed men, Odumeje is in
the street mixing with street boys and girls, maybe thats why you
call him a fake prophet.
People that couldnt critisize the COZA pastor are insulting
Odumeje and thats laughable.
Some of your pastors have been banned from entering some
countries because of fraud, are you aware ?
Odumeje dances "in a worldly fashion" but your suit wearing and
English speaking pastor wines and dines with corrupt politicians.
I can go on and on but let me not open fowl nyash.
Christianity Etc › Re: Odumeje Is My Guy, He Is Not My Pastor-Micheal Zubby by MERCHANDISER: 5:56am On May 11, 2020
AngryIgboMan:
Zubby Michael is passing a strong message with this video.

But only the smart ones will understand.
what message is he passing?
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Experience(s) Of God's Miracles & Wonderful Acts by MERCHANDISER: 11:08am On May 10, 2020
doggedfighter:
Bullshit, where's the location of your hell fire?
Are you a man or a woman?
If you're a woman then i'm ashamed of you.
Heaven and hell are spiritual,as a canal being,you won't understand this until u give ur life to Christ
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Experience(s) Of God's Miracles & Wonderful Acts by MERCHANDISER: 9:40am On May 10, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
I AM NOT RELIGIOUS, BUT JUST LIKE PEOPLE FROM HUNDREDS OF OTHER RELIGIONS WORLDWIDE, I EXPERIENCE THESE FAVOURS AND MIRACLES.
BUT WHEN WE'RE UNLUCKY, WE DIE. THERE'S NOTHING LIKE GOD'S GRACE PROTECTING YOU FOLKS. WE'RE JUST LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.
Oga u will land yourself in everlasting hell fire if u don't repent.
The trumphet go soon blow
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Experience(s) Of God's Miracles & Wonderful Acts by MERCHANDISER: 9:38am On May 10, 2020
hopefulLandlord:
OP at the end asked, WHAT CAN GOD NOT Do?

Answer: heal an amputee. Funny enough Salamanders and starfishs grow back lost limbs without screaming the name of a dead son of a Jewish carpenter but humans can't grow back theirs no matter the level of prayer being offered to an omnipotent god who said you'd get anything you ask for in his name if you have faith even if it's as small as a mustard seed. Looks like no amputee has faith lol

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/9a/f1/359af19d2a6f12b78926f119862c9e67.jpg
Oga u land yourself in everlasting hell fire if u don't repent
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Agree With Atheist On This? by MERCHANDISER: 7:07am On May 10, 2020
kingxsamz:
grin grin That's why he's a good loving God. Punishes you for eternity for his own mistakes.
Repent...the trumpet will soon blow
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Agree With Atheist On This? by MERCHANDISER: 7:07am On May 10, 2020
60% of Nairalanders are atheist so bad
Christianity Etc › Re: Police Warn Oyedepo Over Decision To Reopen Church by MERCHANDISER: 7:03am On May 10, 2020
Nigerians and Religion are like 5 and 6
Clowns cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: The People Of Arondizuogu Report Prophet Odumeje To Their Deity (arusi) (VIDEO by MERCHANDISER: 6:58am On May 10, 2020
hammerP:
PASTOR ODUMEJE IS BLOWING UP EVERYWHERE, LIKE HE IS SUPPOSE TO.

WHO GOD HAS BLESSED, NO MAN CAN CURSE.
That man church for onitsha is like a tourist center...Always filled up to its brim grin
Other churches are now envious of him.They will soon kill him
Christianity Etc › Re: The People Of Arondizuogu Report Prophet Odumeje To Their Deity (arusi) (VIDEO by MERCHANDISER: 6:55am On May 10, 2020
fykes:
I watched this video..
Laugh want kill me.
the narrator say.. my people, I think they went too far"....hahaha. he begin beg for the prophet with soft voice.
All this arondizuogu people, prophet no fit joke small play with una?

So I advice they should settle out of diety grin cheesy
I swear i know Odumjeje wasn't serious when he said that.
He is a comic pastor and shouldn't be taken that serious cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: The People Of Arondizuogu Report Prophet Odumeje To Their Deity (arusi) (VIDEO by MERCHANDISER: 6:54am On May 10, 2020
hammerP:
NDI ARONDIZUOGU BEHAVE LIKE CRIMINALS.


TELL ME IF IT IS NOT A LOST TO NDIIGBO IF WE LOSE THAT YOUNG HANDSOME VIBRANT PREACHER.


KILLING YOUR OWN IS NEVER THE SOLUTION, IT SHOWS BAD MIND AND BAD PEOPLE.


I HOPE THE POLICE MAKE ARREST AND SCATTER THAT SHRINE.
Please Arondizogu people should leave Odumjeje alone.
I love that man's clownish behaviour and comic statements
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: If Churches Were Opened Today, Would You Attend?? by MERCHANDISER: 6:48am On May 10, 2020
Church in Nigeria is scam...
we are too religious in this country but we are not godly
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Oyemade Disagrees With Oyedepo, Oyakhilome On The Closure Of Churches by MERCHANDISER: 6:19am On May 10, 2020
Olarewaju89:
I can forsee some things in you, you need spiritual attention. Yes. Pls, try reconcile with God. He loves you. Thanks
Religion has lead to under-development of Africans.There is no church in Japan,China,India,Hong Kong and they are developing very fast
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Oyemade Disagrees With Oyedepo, Oyakhilome On The Closure Of Churches by MERCHANDISER: 6:15am On May 10, 2020
KingJa:
For those countries the religion is mostly indigenous to them. We carry THEIR religion in our head. It’s an alien religion that doesn’t jive with our core as Africans. That’s why we don’t enjoy the same success off the religion as them. Please tell me who is coming to Nigeria for Christian or Muslim pilgrimage. But we go dump all out money in their lands all the time just to say we’ve been to Jerusalem or Mecca. Wake up AFRICA.
i wish i can write this your post 100times.I couldn't agree less with u
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Oyemade Disagrees With Oyedepo, Oyakhilome On The Closure Of Churches by MERCHANDISER: 6:12am On May 10, 2020
Komu1048:
Oyedepo n oyakilome we know. Please any pastor in support of. The continuous closure of churches is an Anti Christ. People spirituality level is selling. The church is declared open In Jesus Name
mugu
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Oyemade Disagrees With Oyedepo, Oyakhilome On The Closure Of Churches by MERCHANDISER: 10:59pm On May 09, 2020
honeyB2018:
Pastor Poju, is 100% wrong. I'm not surprised he can spew this nonsense.
Lots of people, don't see and understand what Bishop Oyedepo and Pastor Oyakhilome Chris is seeing and talking about. Lots of you, toeing the line of thought of Pastor Oyemade, don't know, the power of the cooperate church. If you know, you will not be in his support.
You don't know, what damage, spiritually the closure of the place of worship has done to lots of believers, lots of Christians will never be the same after this lockdown and closure Wait till the closure is lifted, then you will understand.
I stand with Bishop Oyedepo and Pastor Chris. Oyakhilome.
i would have called u an idiot
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump's Staff Tests Positive For Coronavirus by MERCHANDISER: 9:16pm On May 07, 2020
martineverest:
china will regret their actions
Western media has made everything non_western evil.
We need to sit down and look at it logically.
Nigeria has been struggling to fight BH for decade, US
has never shown any genuine support, infact, at a time
they're were technically supporting BH by blocking every
opportunity to access weapons. Whereas, the same US
has been building sophisticated millitary bases all over
Africa with several billions of dollars even all over islands
in Africa. In a continent struggling to provide as basic
thing as clean water, road, edu, etc. In term of
infrastructural development, US hasnt built anything
tangible anywhere in Africa despite her big economy and
influence. On the other hand, China is building projects
across Africa from electricity to train to Airport, roads,
scholarships to Africans, etc even with their own money.
Let's say we can't
pay and they take over them, who would still be using
those infrastructure, Chinese? At least they brought them
here, so if we can't pay back and they take over them
these things would still be in use by Africans and improve
quality of life, just like every private business. US/Trump
that everyone is supporting call Africans all kinds to
unprintable names, visa ban, reporting weak sides of
African nations and continuously ridiculing everything we
do. The list is long. China hasnt done any of these yet,
western media still find their ways into the hearts of
Africans to hate Chinese. Sadly, enough some fake
pastors joined this brainwashed citizens. Look at China,
how many times have they tumbled African govt? How
many nations have China invaded in Africa? How many
times has Chinese embassy criticize our local affairs? Etc
New York started have underground train in 1809, that's
200yrs, they never extended such to Africa. China started
booming just 20yrs ago and they've extended everything
technology they have to us, that have improved our lives;
From phones, train, Good Airport, Naval ship, Telecom,
Roads, scholarships, etc Africans must sitdown and
think. China is not your enemy
Health › Re: COVID-19: Jack Ma Sends 2nd Batch Of Medical Supplies To Nigeria, Others by MERCHANDISER: 9:36pm On May 05, 2020
donbachi:
The way dis guy dey send things to nigeria...I dey suspect sey na him be the witness for the agreement buhari entered with China.
because a virus started from a place does not
mean
that place spread it. Only one region in China was
infected
and that region is now backup but foreigners went there
to
carry, then distribute to other parts of the world. When
China
raised the alarm of the virus, all the western leaders
(major)
claimed it was a lie(hoax), people like Trump and
Johnson
were mocking China with the virus. Now you want to turn
around to wail at the same China that raised the alarm,
then
went to work to help their own citizens. Name one
country a
Chinese national infected! I'm not supporting anybody tho
Politics › Re: Lockdown: Masquerades Man Borders In Anambra (video) by MERCHANDISER: 8:44pm On May 05, 2020
NwaEnugwuukwu:
Borders are still open and people are leaving and coming freely.

Yesterday some people came in from Enugu state without any hindrance. According to them, as they reached Amansi boundary, they boarded another vehicle that brought them to Awka.
Nnaa Are you from Enugwu-Ukwu?
Christianity Etc › Re: Are There Countries, Places In The World Where The Gospel Has Not Been Preached? by MERCHANDISER: 11:01am On May 03, 2020
StrikeBack:
Your business headquarters you mean
So you think Church in Nigeria is Business?
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Odumeje Turns Rapper As He Speaks In Tongue by MERCHANDISER: 7:08am On May 03, 2020
Rocking his Alabasidi song...

Best Highlife song ever cheesy
This man is a clown grin and i love his comic gestures
Islam › Re: Masturbation Deprives Him Of Great Reward During This Ramadan. Refrain Too! by MERCHANDISER: 10:38am On May 01, 2020
if you have masturbated before in your life click LIKE

if you have not done that click SHARE

cheesy
Islam › Re: Masturbation Deprives Him Of Great Reward During This Ramadan. Refrain Too! by MERCHANDISER: 10:36am On May 01, 2020
I never believed what nwamaikpe said"if the gods never wanted him to masturbate,he would have made his hands shorter"

Let he who has never masturbated before be the first to criticize the masturbator. Hypocrites.
Sports › Re: Screenshots Of Nigerians Begging For Money On Bayern Munich Post. by MERCHANDISER: 3:18pm On Apr 30, 2020
iPOOPinURmouth:
i had to send him 20k for making me laugh cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
quite hilarous.The hunger and suffering associated with this lockdown is really taking it's toll on people.Baba,Make i drop mine also? cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Flaunts His Cars, As He Works Out In His House by MERCHANDISER: 12:14pm On Apr 30, 2020
ugly guy
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Goes Live On Facebook, Slams Kemi Olunloyo And Buhari by MERCHANDISER: 9:48am On Apr 30, 2020
FacelessKing:
The government just successfully used Kemi to check up on Mazi's health and possibly, his Location.

Understanding power and political moves, dont be surprised they gave Kemi the Abba Kyari news so she could use that to build a good reputation that could force Mazi to come out for the sake of clearing the air.

This my brain is too much for me!!
you are a wise man.I would like to be ur friend
Christianity Etc › Re: Installation Of New Catholic Bishop In Ekwulobia Anambra Amid COVID-19 Pandemic by MERCHANDISER: 3:40pm On Apr 29, 2020
Anitameb:
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Food › Re: Women Pose With Tubers Of Yam For A Photoshoot by MERCHANDISER: 9:07am On Apr 27, 2020
gawu1:
But they say igbos are not feeling the heat! shocked
our politicians are wicked grin

see how they are ridiculing people's mother after looming billions

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