₦airaland Forum

XFive: They should reduce the price of Gala immediately

. lol Omo u 2 bad oh!

gmyguy: tuface and his boring music videos

. U are surely addicted 2 something, u need serious rehab

Reyginus: Effects of cassava bread.

. I no fit laff, na shout I dey shout. Chei! U funny oh

Patwitme: Ndigbo pple ar vry vry rite,l no fashola wil respond speedly to dem now because der ar d engin house of dat his site.NDIGBO ARE BLESS. IGBO KWUNE

. U talk so senselessly. Y wud an igbo man seek 4 political seat in anoda man's land? How many yoruba's, hausa's or southerner's occupy political seat in the east. D most important thing is a comfortable environment and atmosphere for day to day activities and fashola is doing dat. So shut up ur mouth if u dnt ve anytin 2 say.

Pls it seems everybody is laughing over dis,dose doing dat should stop pls. My advice is dis, lyk dey said In my church during a lecture, its an abnormality at adulthood 2 bedwet and d remedy is a psychiatrist. Dey special in dis very well. It may sound funny but its 4 real. Let him take dis measure

[quote author=T-smooth]I hate it too, but u can call girls name like: baby, bitch, chick, aristo, LovePeddler e.t.c it is o.k.[/quote]I think ur a serious psycho n' pls an errand 4 u. Dnt 4get 2 tell ur sister's boyfriend 2 call her those ur listed names, mtchweeeeeeeeeeeee

[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me]I dislike 9ice purposely because he does not trust his long time friend RUGGED MAN.
I dislike Wasiu Ayinde because of his rubish song about mother's breast ''Eyin mama mofe mu oyan yin''
I dislike P-square because they're coward for the fact that they confirmed before that they dont need international collabo, but now they're the top artist doing international collabo.
I dislike D'banj because of his imature response by exposing to the public that he bought bentley for Don jazzy.
I dislike 2face idibia because he has to control of family planning & humanizer..
I dislike wande coal because of his drugs use etc, but thank God for don jazzy took him to rehab in London[/quote]and y wud u hate 2face. U don loss oh, beta find ur way

I dnt blame u foolish nigerians dat are supporting ghanians cos of sub nudity films. Do u know nollywood coached ghana before dey started acting dis well.I can remember their films like 9 years back,so funny. As it is said when a baby learns from u, dat baby tends 2 produce better.dats how ghana learnt 4rm nollywood. May God blaster d heads of dose ghanians dat want 2 bite d finger dat has fed dem 4 dis long. Mtchweeeeeeeee

I will forever respect Abu gals. Though I'm disappointed at d incident cos it went oveerboard. FGGC Abuloma my almamater those days will forever produce the best in all. This year's MBGN Damiete, last year, 2nd runner up MBGN Nengi, 3 years back MBGN Munachim, 1ce best in d whole west Africa(waec) jane, former miss daniels maureen, 1st runner up ivuoma, once miss world agbani darego, so many state governor's wives, etc. No matter wat pple will always look up 2 us in all phases of life. Even private schools can't match us. Though I don't support d extreme misconduct.

I weep deeply dat my own almamater is producing such news.My set(2006) experienced problems bw ss3 n' ss2 but nt 2 d extent of carrying weapons. @ op I dnt believe ur story of bringing boys into d dormitories at all. All d same God bless FGGC Abuloma

@ op what's ur problem, u sound lyk u've just been bitten by a soldier ant. Who says if u visit a bar u ve turned irresponsible. U sound lyk u are frustrated. Abeg tell us ur real problem and stop been a hypocrite with ur failed research and topic.

Lol @ every1's comment. Jona seems 2 be a regret. And I blame dose pple who voted 4 him. U all contributed in our sufferings. But d funniest tin is dat jona might rule us in 2015 cos he's incumbent so let's rise and say w dnt want him again. Dis is democracy 4 heaven's sake. Our leader should be our choice

Sleep can make u doze off with chewing gum in ur mouth and wake up with the chewing gum on ur face and head

It can make u pee on d bed.
It can make u switch off ur fone when sum1 disturbs ur sleep

For sometime now der's been fuel scarcity in port harcourt.
People are suffering, spending so much money just to buy fuel.
Yesterday some1 saw black market and bought 10 litres for
2500 naira. D worst is dat phcn can't help matters seeing d
Bad situation at hand. The cause of the scarcity was as a result
Of a clash between timariv and tanker drivers. According 2 news
A tanker driver violated d road/traffic rules and timariv in
Return bursted the tanker driver's tyre. Right now the case
Is in court because, NUPENG says that Rivers state govt must
Replace the tyres. The commoners are the ones suffering this.

SpaceAngel: I guess i have one of the best landlords. He does not bother me at all. The only time he calls is to ask me if something is wrong with the structure and whether i like the house or if i need him to change anything !!!! The strange one is that he comes from a tribe that hates mine with passion. Abeg follow me thank God.

Pls which tribe are u of and wat is his? Lol

Have u ever noticed that lots of village girls get pregnant
Immediately after marriage compared to city girls. I thought
and I realised that the reason for this is that while d city
girls have cases of unwanted pregnancy, they immediately take
a step 4 termination of d pregnancy while a village girl in
case will keep d pregnancy. Series of termination tend to
delay chances of taking in. What do u think about my research?

No.1) d op does nt have sense
No.2) d pple say'n owerri is beta gat no brains.
Compare portharcourt and onitsha and I will understand. If owerri has half of d population dat ph has den owerri will have d population control problem dat ph has. If ur allowed 2 take care of ur self its eeasier than when ur given lots of children 2 take care of. Owerri is small compared to ph besides ph population is just too high and dis is because ph has got so much 2 offer. So igbotic idiots use ur head cos d owerri pple are even plenty in ph too looking 4 greener pastures. So abeg make una ans me, wetin una dey find 4 ph, mtchweeeeeee

(Y is she now asking 4 an advice? Didn't she know that dat's where her spouse works before she applied? Abi employment letter fall 4rm heaven come meet her? Mtchweeeeeeeeee

Hanks Anuku.
Amaechi Muonagor
Tony Umez
Ernest Asuzu

I can remember beyond our dreams dat featured benita nzeribe, and Alex Usifo as Chief Odiete. I can also remember After d storm dat featured teacher chike, emuta and paul obazele dat answered stanley in dat soap. Wow! I miss d Old Nigeria in everytin

My tribe, ikwerre, we do not eat female dogs. Its forbidden.

[b][/b][color=#770077][/color]Try cum'n 2 my school in ph(a university) u'll see faeces around, even in new buildings, inside d gutters beside d lawns. Its so disgusting

Rivers state is named after d rivers and streams surrounding the state and they are known 4 sea foods

azpekuliar:

Hmm. I think i can relate with your obsession with ' non-nutritive' snacks. At almost thirty myself, I still pick my nose, and eat the dried mucus when no one's looking and still bite and chew my nails! Tried to no avail to wean myself of this habits especially the later, only to relapse after a few months. @ azpeculiar pls keep quiet and stop irritating pple. Yuck!

buzugee: cuz they dont want to get r-a-p-e-d  by H-o-r-n-y popes 

. May God 4give u 4 dat statement

Pls I don't think dis is a wise question. Our professions should not be d only tin 2 access but our personalities, d kind of character we portray should be considered instead