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CrimeRe: Can A Man Rape His Wife? by Meristem: 6:35pm On Oct 22, 2011
Yes. A man can r@pe his wife, BUT if a man ever rapes his own wife, something is wrong with BOTH OF THEM.
CrimeRe: Can A Man Rape His Wife? by Meristem: 3:44pm On Oct 22, 2011
a man can violate his wife. HOWEVER, at the risk of being tagged controversial i dare say a woman has no right to say no, just because she wants to say no. Saying yes to her husband is a marital obligation. She's calling for trouble. Read ur bible. By mutual agreement, she can take a break, otherwise she shld not complain when the man says ''is that ur final answer? Should i phone a friend?'' lol
PoliticsRe: First Cargo Ships Berth At Onitsha Seaport by Meristem: 5:22pm On Oct 21, 2011
hey folks, i am right on top of onitsha bridge now reporting for NL. The so called seaport is a small jetty. No ships. No seaport cranes. No containers in view. Just 2 mobile cranes. Need I tell u too? It's nothing like the pictures imported here. Na waaa o!
RomanceRe: Okafor's Law by Meristem: 9:48pm On Oct 19, 2011
Okafor's law is Valid, but the okafor's constant, P makes all the difference. However, this law shld be abolished for the safety of marriages ooooooo. Make una no say i no talk am ooooo
PropertiesRe: When Is The Best Time To Roof A House? by Meristem: 6:37pm On Oct 19, 2011
methinks the best time to roof a house is when the house has gotten to the roofing stage
PoliticsRe: Igbo President: What Will Nigeria Turn Into? by Meristem: 11:23pm On Oct 18, 2011
bia, Seun remove this stoopid thread. thhe question is as dumb as the asker. if someone like Emeka Anyaoku, Alex Ekwueme, Ngozi OKONJO Iweala, Dora Akunyili, Chukwuma Soludo etc became president, wont they write their names in gold? so why generate anti-Igbo sentiment by asking this dumb behind question?
if you have nothing to say, keep mum. you must not say something on this forum before you attract attention to your effing self. angry
RomanceRe: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Meristem: 10:10pm On Oct 18, 2011
Gender EQUALITY or Gender EQUITY?? SMH. Anyway, women and men are not identical in all respects and therefore are NOT equal. MTH 101. No wonder the population of man-slappers is swelling.
RomanceRe: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Meristem: 6:49pm On Oct 18, 2011
I would take a walk and maybe grab a beer, but the consequences would be so dire, she'd prefer I hit her back
PoliticsRe: Describe Gej's Administration In 2 Words. by Meristem: 10:12am On Oct 16, 2011
dumb, clueless
BusinessRe: Nigerians Attack Goodluck Jonathan On Facebook Over Removal Of Fuel Subsidy by Meristem: 3:31pm On Oct 15, 2011
i dont envy Lucky GEJ's position at this time at all. his plight has become hydra-headed. i'm sure he must be regretting ever having a fb page.
dilemma; how does he now deactivate his account without incurring even more drop in his approval ratings? especially among the young people whom he wooed with this techno-savvy stunt 101? grin
RomanceRe: What Kind Of A Man Makes A Woman Cry? by Meristem: 3:17pm On Oct 15, 2011
hey people, she only said he makes her cry. did not tell us HOW, cheesy get my drift?
we only ASSUMED it was by beating. those could be tears of esctasy ya know cheesy cheesy
OP, please elaborate and elucidate how he makes her cry.
i'm all ears grin grin
RomanceRe: Marriage Is Overrated by Meristem: 3:02pm On Oct 15, 2011
@amya for how you handled sexkillz huh in this thread, you have earned my respect. please marry me grin cheesy grin cheesy
@ sexkillz to knock someone down cos s/he disagrees with you may prove your brawn, but not your logic.
RomanceRe: I'm SS (Victim Of Sickle-Cell Disease): Who Will Marry Me? by Meristem: 6:19am On Oct 15, 2011
some pple scream the word LOVE from rooftops, but when the time comes to display it they take flight! Oya! Ngwanu! Where are d lover boyz in tha house? OP has opened up to real love. 99 percent of the time pple use the word LOVE, they mean lust or they dont know what it means.
RomanceRe: I'm SS (Victim Of Sickle-Cell Disease): Who Will Marry Me? by Meristem: 6:13am On Oct 15, 2011
some pple scream the word LOVE from rooftops, but when the time comes to display it they take flight! Oya! Ngwanu! Where are d lover boyz in tha house? OP has opened up to real love. 99 percent of the time pple use the word LOVE, they mean lust or they dont know what it means.
PhonesRe: Blackbery's BBM Service Has Been Fully Restored - RIM by Meristem: 10:52am On Oct 14, 2011
gosh. now people are gonna get knocked down at zebra crossings again, because the driver and the pedestrian were ''pinging'' sad sad sad
CultureRe: Is The Igbo Language Dying? by Meristem: 10:48am On Oct 14, 2011
Funny enough, 80 percent of the English-only children and adults SPEAK WORSE ENGLISH THAN I DO cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
'' uncle, did you went to my school yesterday?'' shocked shocked
'' we go for swimming yesterday'' shocked shocked

talk of mumus, cheesy
CultureRe: Is The Igbo Language Dying? by Meristem: 10:40am On Oct 14, 2011
THE '' MODERN'' IGBO PARENT thinks it's not cool to speak igbo, so they teach their children only one language, thereby limiting their learning faculties cheesy cheesy
your OWN language isnt ''sexy'' huh.  yet when they go to the UK or US, stay there forever and never miss home, u run from one ''PASTOR'' to the other, shedding crocodile tears for self-inflicted injuries. eeediot. angry angry
little wonder many IGBO children are like a lost generation.

ATTENTION DEAR FUNKY PARENT, NA YOU GO SUFFER AM. I NUGO.
CultureRe: Is The Igbo Language Dying? by Meristem: 10:32am On Oct 14, 2011
the igbo language will soon go the way of dinosaurs. afterall, our DIASPORA-LAGOS-ABUJA-PH aix brothas teach their children only ENGLISH language. ''IGBO Language is primitive'' no be so. its a shame to our generation but that's the hard fact; we are obsessed with the INFERIORITY COMPLEX that makes us live our lives like an Oyibo in caricature embarassed

SHAME
ComputersRe: About.brontok.a Is Killing My Laptop: Please Help Me! by Meristem: 8:23am On Oct 14, 2011
@OP I'm sorry but my WORST virus experience was with that virus, around 2008: I didnt know it was still around, it will make u feel like BURNING YOUR LAPTOP TO GET RID OF IT. The bad news? It's too late to fight it. Just backup and format ur HDD if u can. All tha best.
TravelRe: Dammit, Chachangi Airlines, Dammitt! by Meristem: 12:29am On Oct 11, 2011
the good part was that after several tries, the plane refused to take off. [ i guess the kick starter was faulty, or maybe carburrettor ].

to cut the long story short, [perhaps longer than a.m. express], my friend and all the other passengers disembarked from the aero-molue , and collected their money from chachangi conductors, who were kind enough to actually solicit for passengers' patience & understanding while the technical crew was 'troubleshooting' , the plane; that was what someone actually said.
how did the molue refuse to tkae off. u taxied the runway in vain or what,
are u sure the conductors did not overload the unhappy bird grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: Beware Of Chachangi Airways: Their Plane Is A Molue With Wings by Meristem: 12:05am On Oct 11, 2011
see their name sef, CHA-CHAN-GI. sounds like a disorderly clanging of scrap metal.
DANA air wey I enter to Lagos almost freaked me out too. today. Very sandy bearing like noises in the engine so bad it was interfering with the public address system. sometimes, odour came out through the a/c vents. i breathed in when the bird struggled to be airborne and only breathed out when we hit terra firma. the plane was a DC - 9 aircraft. Reminds me of the (in)famous DC -10. manufactured 1985. Horrible experience. WHERE ARE THE REGULATORS NOW, at least we dont have stories-that-touch angry
PoliticsRe: FG To Monitor Phone Calls Of Nigerians by Meristem: 6:43am On Oct 08, 2011
why all the hullaballoo sef. [size=16pt]they have been doing it, they just want to make it official[/size]
CrimeRe: Absu Gang violation: Victim Agreed To Be violated – Police by Meristem: 6:16am On Oct 08, 2011
it is always good to have a balanced view of things and not let emotions modulate our judgment.
first, let me say this; RAPE IS REPREHENSIBLE CONDUCT and i am totally against it.
Now, when the story hit the news stands, we wailed and called on the Police to INVESTIGATE it. Note well the word ''INVESTIGATE''.
Now that they have come up with their prelimiinary findings, we cry blue murder. why are we such hypocrites. some of you guys cudgel your girlfriends with ''koboko'', handcuff her to your bedposts and spank her behind while doing it. you hardly call that rape do you?
I am not trying to judge anyone here, but SOME WOMEN LIKE SEX THAT WAY.
Having said that, I believe that the Police has more information than any of us on the case right now. So if we already know what transpired, why call the Police
to investigate? I happened to watch 10 minutes of the video in question so I do not pretend to have FULL information. but from the little I saw, 5 men ''did it'' with a lady who hardly resisted them. whoa, dont fry me yet. i did not watch the whole video.
our society is full of people who come out in public and pretend to be saints but behind closed doors are something else. The video made an unpleasant watch no doubt, but we are talking law here, not morality. Did those guys R. APE her? for me, i do not know. but that is better than declaring the dudes guilty before they are proved so or otherwise. I rest my case.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Is Not The Worst President - Reuben Abati by Meristem: 1:08pm On Oct 05, 2011
CHEI. AFTER SEEING THE PIX WITH HILARY, I FEEL LIKE ASKING FOR THE RETURN OF MY BALLOT PAPER.
HIS BODY LANGUAGE IS A S.CREWED.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Fg Draws Roadmap For Space Mission by Meristem: 1:01pm On Oct 05, 2011
white elephants. start from hunger alleviation mission. very soon they will make us look like north korea, using nukes in exchange for food.
PoliticsRe: The Nigerian Army Vows To Get Rid Of Ethnic And Religious Bigots by Meristem: 12:58pm On Oct 05, 2011
I shall see how they will do it.
RomanceRe: What's Your Definition Of Being Single?( A Single Person) by Meristem: 4:01am On Oct 04, 2011
if someone is divorced, that is legally de-married, is he/she now single?
Politicsvoid by Meristem(op):
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RomanceRe: 8 Dumb Mistakes Men Make With Women by Meristem: 9:39am On Sep 25, 2011
###yawns####
hmmm, with these creatures, ur either trying too hard or not hard enough.
too soft, toohard, too cold, too hot, too stylish, too drab, too much, too little
NEVER ''JUST RIGHT''

I NEED TO ANALYSE EVE'S DNA, first thing tomorrow morning.
FamilyRe: Domestic Violence - Wife Kills Husband by Meristem: 5:52pm On Sep 24, 2011
mmm,
Christianity EtcIn Need Of Interpretation To This Dream by Meristem(op): 5:42am On Sep 21, 2011
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thank you folks for your wonderful contributions

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