₦airaland Forum

OBTOREPA:
The anger of God has started already for touching God own people

Dey play,who tell you say na anger from God?Just continue to decieve yourself in the name of religion ☯️

Wallteck:
I have a very big phobia talking to crowd!! Today while I was presenting a project in front of the audience , I first started with a good introduction everybody dey feel my flows, suddenly I just stopped , all the thing in my head I forget it. Na only my heart Kon dey work, my soul left my body.

I was trembling in fear, my heart was beating more than normal, I end up fucking up the interview . they assisted me on the presentation, the thing really pain me, have always be running from talking to crowd, it finally catch up to me at old age!!!

Used me as a lesson, the problem you failed to address now will catch up with you later, No matter how run away from it.

My mood just spoil today.... it really pain me a lot!!! The funniest thing is that if I'm alone I will present it very well with British accent feeling like I'm on the top of the world😭😭😭😭

🤣😂🤒

Make I rush collect my #2

politicoNG:
https://www.tvcnews.tv/2023/09/abductors-of-benue-commissioner-mathew-abo-demand-n60-million-ransom/

Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7852482/gunmen-kidnap-matthew-abo-benue#126001449

Pathetic 😭😡 I pray 😭🙏 they set him free

RIP

LocalFARMERS:
I saw this gigantic Cat Fish and I was amazed.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8rHBLZsGxM

Chemical 🐠🐟🐠🐟

Samantha124:
South Africa.

Even when you guys are in a taxi or driving your own car?

Yes......

I was in SA from 2017 to 2019,I came for my master back then,I really enjoyed SA.
Give me your WhatsApp number let chat on Whatsapp.

Samantha124:
Wow! You it's a normal thing for you guys to just stop on the roadside and defecate?

Yeah exactly 💯........ where are you from?

Samantha124:
But why?🤣🤣🤣

I can't explain that's how I met it.Until I begin to traveling out of country, and see things in different ways.

saveman91:
When you eat you'll fart inside the bus or urinate

just buy 1 or 2bottles of fearless hold for hand drink for some hour till you reach you destination

Energy drink is not too good for consumption it as a serious side effects.

Samantha124:
I don't eat or drink anything... I go on fasting until I reach my destination.

But if ever there's a need for you to use the restroom while on the road and you're not the one driving, you can ask the driver to stop by the nearest petrol station or those fast food restaurants along the road and you'll use the restroom there.

9ja no be SA ooo, that you will stop at garage to use their restroom 🚻🚺.Ours here is stopping by bush and enter grass to ease yourself.

Obidioot'at is peak.

You forget to include Nigerian Airline.

Oti lo,it is gone.

Valwezzy:
https://www.torizone.com/posts/2023/09/117502-nff-approves-nigerian-league

Okocha talk don manifest, immediately.This is power of media.

aQUINandmore:
Eko.
Sadly the only place beffiting enough to tell non Nigerians about as a Nigerian living outside Nigeria.

Funny fact about Lagos is despite the huge population you would hardly find a sugar daddy there.
Abi their men just dey work without enjoyment?

Anyways, I love tinubu and I am dying to show him how much I love him in person.
I am tired of working on myself with his beautiful photos

I love you tinubu baby

With that your smelling mouth and pussy,olosho kobokobo.

fuckJones:
do you always drinks alomo bitters or you are bitter by nature?

No, it's your filthy and your gonorrhea purse I dey take before I come online.

They will sell it out,am very sure of that.

gentposh:
Pls married men in the house help him out here...

My friend just called men to as me . I am yet to reply him

Your friend or you? Lier ✋.

pharmagba:
This government is not bad if we are true to ourselves.
Things may be tough now but it doesn't mean the government is bad.

Take a trip to a construction site and see how terrible, noisy, it could be.
Then when construction is completed you will love it

Nigeria is at the construction site stage

Good wisdom 👍.

Visman:
Myself i traveled from Abuja to Lagos in December 2011

Mine Portharcourt to Jos.

References1:
https://leadership.ng/tribunal-dismisses-atikus-dual-citizenship-drug-conviction-allegations-against-tinubu/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Obidiooot and Obifoooool 😂🤣.How market?

References1:
https://leadership.ng/tribunal-dismisses-atikus-dual-citizenship-drug-conviction-allegations-against-tinubu/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Obidio'ts and Obifoo'l 😂🤣.How market?

aQUINandmore:
Yoruba is a universal language.
I will burst into Juices and get wet instantly if tinubu can call me "onitemi"

Sing a love song to me in yoruba at night I bet you won't be able to go to work the preceding morning.

As a typical benin girl I must confess that the yoruba language is a powerful and beautiful tool for global communication.
It's my favourite language because it opens up a world of opportunities.

It is not just a Nigerian language but communities in the Caribbean, South America, and the United States also speak it.

In fact, the Yoruba culture is rich and vibrant, with a long history and a strong tradition of art, music, and storytelling.

The Yoruba language is vibes.
It's rich.
Its rich in proverbs, folktales, and oral histories.

In fact, the Yoruba culture is a fascinating tapestry of art, religion, social norms, and language.

If any sugar daddy decide to sponsor me in school again I will study yoruba language , Its global influence underscores its richness and resilience, and studying it provides invaluable insights into African cultural diversity.

I love tinubu.
Tinubu please love me back, I want to show you something.

Your prostrude tommy and your falling sleepers breast define you Wella.

Ikpongiton:
you and your types, are the ones bringing the country to its knees.learn this line... (though tribe and tongue may differ,in brotherhood we stand).

Abeg shut your stinking mouth up.

GboyegaD:
For those who are conversant with the airport, where is terminal 2?

Is the terminal 2 going to serve both the local and international flights?

Yes it will serve both.

Estello:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0FJ7gYhfZSeTHmznE1xFbNZLbcCND1c88FgcZvSQzku2sSujbt4VjxqGQJNPiQadUl&id=1144517016&mibextid=Nif5oz

You are a real patriotic Nigerian, Obidio'ts and Obifoo'l will not like this.

vic4real22:
How do I download the movie self

Download moviebox from play store,and you will see it live and direct to download.You can even also search for it.

cenaman:
Agbado Ebola Tinubu, their white substance suplier will join him soon. If you know you know.

☠️💀, WHAT ABOUT THAT JUST LEFT WITH FEW DAYS,THIS IS WHAT HAVE SEEN 😭😭. YOUR RIP IN ADVANCE 😭😭😭😭

Raskimonojendor:
Lol. Blue film go dey among those tapes.

The Lion's den of those days.

You think everybody be like you 🤔.

christejames:
Lagos is indeed beating below its weight 😏



A state that should have first class infrastructure for the world to see is still grappling with and celebrating common road constructions ?


I won't reply miscreants, my assignment for them is to Google Luanda 🇦🇴, then at the top of the page click images, then come back let's celebrate this nonsense again

Why will you reply when you are a miscreant yourself.

kayus621:
It was during my national youth service year in Akwa Ibom State when our paths first crossed. We were both posted to ukanafun as National Youth Service Corp(NYSC) members, and little did I know that this would be the beginning of a beautiful journey.

From the moment we met, I was captivated by her warm presence. She had a way of making me feel at ease, and her infectious laughter filled the room. She had a nickname for me, "Kayo," which she said in a playful and sexy way. It quickly caught on, and soon, my fellow colleagues started calling me by that name too.

As we got to know each other, our connection deepened. We discovered shared interests, passions, and dreams. But one of our most cherished moments was when we started coming out at night to talk about our lives under the moonlight. It became our sacred time, where we could share our deepest thoughts, dreams, and fears.

We had made it a tradition to come out at night and share our lives with each other, reminiscing about our past, our secondary school experiences, and our university lives.

But one thing that always stood out for me was when she spoke about her former job as a receptionist. There was something enchanting about the way she told her stories, especially when it happened under the moonlight. It was as if the moon itself was lending an ear, illuminating her words and giving them a magical touch.

I would listen intently as she painted vivid pictures with her words, describing the challenges she faced and the interesting people she encountered. She had a way of making even the simplest of tasks sound fascinating and captivating. And as she spoke, I could feel myself being transported into her world, experiencing every moment alongside her.

It was during these nights that I truly got to know her on a deeper level, understanding the experiences that had shaped her into the person she was today.

Sometimes, we would sit in silence, just basking in each other's presence, the moonlight creating a serene ambiance around us.

But it wasn't always smooth sailing. Like any close relationship, we had our fair share of misunderstandings. However, what set us apart was our commitment to resolving those misunderstandings under the moonlight.

When disagreements arose, we would find ourselves back in our special spot, away from the distractions of the world. There, under the moonlight, we would open up to each other, expressing our thoughts and feelings with honesty and vulnerability.

We were willing to confront our differences head-on, to listen and understand each other's perspectives. Under the moonlight, we would apologize, forgive, and embrace each other's flaws. It was in those moments of vulnerability that our bond grew even stronger. We learned to appreciate the beauty of compromise and the power of understanding.

Looking back on those nights, I realize that our misunderstandings were not obstacles but opportunities for growth. They allowed us to learn more about ourselves and each other, deepening our connection in ways we never thought possible.

As the days turned into weeks and the weeks into months, our bond grew stronger. We became each other's confidants, supporting one another through the ups and downs of our service year. Whether it was navigating the challenges of our assigned tasks or finding solace in the unfamiliar surroundings, we were there for each other every step of the way.

Looking back, I realize that meeting her during my youth service year was no coincidence. It was a serendipitous moment that brought us together, shaping the course of our lives in ways we couldn't have imagined.


Today is her birthday so I created a website specially to wish her a happy birthday, there you will find our memories together, please help me wish her a happy birthday. Check my signature for the website link, you can drop your wishes for her on the site, through her whatsapp or Facebook.
God bless you as you help make her birthday a memorable one🙏

Happy birthday to her, 🎈🎂 and best of luck 🎉🤞 in your relationship.