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Yes I experienced it too and ran out thinking our building was about to fall, shit was scary , first time experience.

gurunlocker:
Iberiberism didn't pay pension before leaving?

That’s my question, why are the Ipob pigs insulting hope

They are busy breeding cultists instead of piping low to learn trade from Igbos or go to Lagos for hustle, when cultism becomes a norm, no future for that youths. Shame

This is all she has to say?Fat ugly tribalist. Shame

seanwilliam:
Mehn, after husle husle, na die las las.. God abeg let me eat the fruit of my labour tey tey o

Amen ohh

anonymous1759:
China stands a better chance because of her economy. On war grounds Russia will likely lead if USA falls they'll want to unite the USSR that'll make them powerful. That's why America tried to split them to cut Russia's power.

The way Trump is showing lack of respect to other world leader is bad another four years of him will break America relationship with some of allies. He has insulted Canadian, French, Nigerian , turkey's president. You don't insult people like that no matter how powerful you're, you need Allies that's why you've to respect them.

You are a Bloody Democrat, Analysing like Pelosi, Canada PM is a clown and deserved to be insulted, of course he can never leave America to make allies with china or Russia mbanu, Is buhari a living thing? he needs to be insulted, Turkey Erdogan is a sponsor of terror, Bleep him, French president is a Pussy, Europe is a sinking ship, infested by Muslims slammers and terror, Trump should insult them, esp Mayor of London, Sadiq Pig.

Lordjb:
Okay, see my signature below for link to stream the match

i swear your live stream na big scam, upgrade na haba

wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nigeria Amaka..... Say No to Tribalism.

As for me, I don't give a Bleep if light is off or On, any way na way, truth be say i hate to see all this smelly pussy with my eyes, once i manage insert am, forget my eye aint going down there again, all focus now is digging and all eyes on Boobs, sucking and pressing and drilling the damn thing, no matter how neat a black woman is , her pussy smells ,very nasty smell down there, so i hardly give head ,else my babe, to please her. So madam, light on or Off adds no salt to sex. sex wey go sweet go sweeet

SpecialAgent:
mehn....i have NEVER entered plane in my entire life

you are not alone, i Live in ghana , Na so so BUS i dey enter

monfizzy:
Moving to the UK didn’t really know what to expect, I just had dreams and desire to change my life fortune. So when I landed at Heathrow I got my first scare when immigration told me to step aside after asking me why am I in the UK and who am I coming to see. Told them I’m not coming to see anyone but moving permanently to live with my wife (now ex) and they requested for her number and I gave. Then asked me where she is I told them she’s waiting for me at the arrival lounge. They delayed me for about 30mins but throughout the entire time I acted unworried coz I knew cameras were on me to observe my countenance.

Was just playing music with my Beats headsets and nodding my head to the rhythms, but I was worried inside me. I travelled with a residence permit and had all the confidence in-between the worries. So they later let me go and on getting at the arrival lounge saw madam and my brothers waiting for me, immediately I stepped out at Heathrow cold almost blew me off coz it was December period.

I was excited but the airport experience almost destabilised me. Sha thank God, my fortune has indeed changed forever. Now a naturalised citizen with a decent job and with an even promising future. No regrets whatsoever. The environment was a sight to behold. Nigeria would have killed my dreams.

Baba airpus na biko

chinkos, Very Terrible people,there hate for blacks ehn, They Hate whites but they are flooding USA to enjoy freedom and escape the brutal regime of CCP, go to a town called Flushing in New York, it is Chinese settlement, and majority don't like going home, The ones writing that rubbish has been brainwashed by Chairman Mao and Crazy President XI, very wicked people who turn demselves gods. Indeed America is Great....

For those Muslims who think WORLD POWER should be stripped from Americans, If CHINA gets world power ehn.....god forbid

Patrioticman007:
Audio representative of god on earth they say.
These idol worshippers are at it again, just like crusade wars, an Italian Catholic brought corona virus to Nigeria.
Imagine the whole Catholic church & its miracles cannot control its members, what on earth is wrong with them ?. They have infected more than 11 countries.

A dirty fanatic spotted....what ever they worship, just mind your business

Of Course it will be Catholic, The only church that still ive me hope that organized Christianity is not a fraud....they suspended holy water, watch how other churches will be selling water to wash away corona, some will increase there anointing oil prices, God Bless the Universal church

Anyone with live stream Link

The poiticians in Ogun are not the problem, the greatest problems are those keyboard arms Morons from that area, who only derive joy from antagonizing and bashing anything that comes from South East instead of channeling there energy to there villages are are worse than Somali and Mali, there is no where in Igbo land where human being drink such water, never, infact boreholes is one of the commonest things you will find in every upstairs built, and our streams are very clean, this wan is fulani cow urine, no mixing , call out your leaders, this people deserve a better life

cRobo:
Even if you offer 1m a week to join the Nigerian Army I will happily decline

I was among the soldiers fighting boko haram up north until I found out the truth

Never will I return back to Nigerian Army

I have seen enough

seriously bro , were you ever on the front line? if yes share ur experience with me, i need to advice my friend Moses, biko tell me

[quote author= post=86784326]Very Welcome development...

God bless our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari and his AMIABLE Vice President PROF YEMI OSINBAJO as they take our once battered country to a New and better place.

God bless Nigeria.


Amen.
God bless you and your family too.[/quote]Nonsense, if this was Boko haram or herdsmen killings now, you will never appear to call him darling, rotten meat seller, mtchewwwww

caught me kissing one girl at back yard, while she was coming back from neighbors house she said i will pay my school fees that term, SS2

From the Look in her face, she will be brutal, Look at fine paw paw girl that soliemani left behind while preaching to the poor pawns to blow themselves up in the name of Allahu akberu. she should wear vest like others na. tueh being poor and foolish is a big sickness

Youngzubi:
Does Every Guy Experience This?

Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy Junction.

I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely. I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information about her.

Her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night..

Abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..

hahahhaahahahahhahahahahhaahahahh hhaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahha Lmaooooooo. those days i rather steal her number and use whatsapp to toast her sha, that face work no easy, but now, i am A REAL NIGGAR.

Arrewa:
Well.... Be careful

You will be tagged onye ugwu!!

Be careful... Be very very careful...

Aba is the capital of Biafrans...

The biafra proponents especially masobs are very deadly especially towards Northerners...

They don't care weather you are from Jos,Nasarawa or Niger... What they know is that onye ugwu bu onye ugwu... (a northerner is a northerner) and they see you as an enemy

I have been to Aba,Onitsha, Enugu and Ebonyi...

Ebonyi and Aba na danger for Northerners...

Those Niger migrants hustling over there dey hear ram hot cos they see them as Hausafulani

Don't think that you coming from Jos will save you... You are a brother to yakubu Gowon Just have that in mind

Lastly when Making call in public don't use Hausa to speak with any of your friends... They might tag you a Bokoharam informant and you're likely to be lynched or ipob among them will tag you Hausafulani spy

You just wrote Bunch of Crap and nonsense, have you ever seen an hausa Man who got lynched for speaking hausa on calls? Thousands of them are in various markets husting in Aba, stop this stupidity

cassyrooy:
You've not made one single sense from this your post.

Instead of finding other ways for him to see potential reasons to celebrate Val for his GF, and also enhance their relationship, you're indirectly justifying materialism and possibly cheating.

The guy is a lazy lover but that has in no ways connoted that he doesn't love her. But you obviously didn't see the guys side of things before advocating “a correct guy” should have the girl on Valentine's Day.

Why doesn't she spoil him for a start? Will it ruin her life? Biko swerve.

No be by force, even though it's a necessity for both parties to gift and be gifted things on Valentine's Day.

One Lager Beer for you, You are a real Niggar, leave all those Opportunist and Potential Oloshos

i have always suspected that the Luxury bus hijack and 57 kidnapped passengers was a fake new, if it happened, all those buses from Onitsha and other S.E areas will suspend every night bus operations, Fake news will kee us in this kwantry

Obi and Donald Duke issa goal

Simplyleo:
Such a sad news for ipob miscreants.

Those clowns are the most retrogressive creatures ever existed on planet earth.

Just imagine why they prefer the other criminal whose purpose is essentially to steal the whole of imo state because he is PDP while Uzodima is in Buhari's Muslim APC.

You are Right IPOB matter tire me, Imagine all the kind of insult they dished out to Hope, haba, I was Askin If IPOB is now Pro PDP , why are they partisan? what do they want actually? PDP or Biafra?

Very Goood

Haaa, Abacha kwa i thought Our incorruptible Supreme Leader, His Holiness General Mayammdu Beau Harry Said Abacha never stole and he was not corrupt, So which Abacha again?

Tuehhhhhh i spit on Buhari balls

PotatoSalad:
Not really a date though, but this happened last week.
I was bored and asked her to lunch after work although it was 5pm. She said ok.
Picked her up from her office and we went to the mall. As we were eating quietly, she saw one of her church male friends at some table away from us. She left her food to go greet him. From greeting him, she pulled up a chair and started gisting. I was just there alone eating quietly. After eating, they were still gisting. I said no wahala.
One of the guys that cleans tables came and asked if i was done. Her food was just there. I said, hold on. Picked up the meat in her plate and said go on.
Stood up and walked into shoprite to buy grapes and drove home.
Guess she came back and saw clean table. She called and was sad and apologized, told her she left me, I got bored and left.

she dey craze, bro try bring her close and Bleep her, dont ever sate such disgraceful gals, church member kee her dre

Wetin concern us kwanu, That Lagos is owned by our Lord and Master Tinubu, we will vote anyone he present to us, he shares us 5kg of Rice and 2K each, MC oluomo is our Role Model,

To be a Zombie is really very easy i swear