₦airaland Forum

pope191:
I understand, it just a pressing issue.... well like the saying, all good jokes always have some element of truth. But honestly I read through with long face and just couldn't tap any sense of mocking from his write up. Peace

chidaddy1198:
I think he his looking for cheap recognition from present political leaders.

Shagati:
Thanks guys for redeeming my hope in the future of this country. Left to the posters pouring venom I would have said we are sunk. Simple English comprehension.

What was the pass rate in O'Level English again?
Oh, this explains it.

Divay22:
How and where she take meet am
Happy for her though.

Charly68:
Please what is the full meaning of MILF

DEWKID:
flirt with men That broke a marriage you've built up for year no matter what my woman do i'll not break our marriage :/

Mikylopez:
I'm not understanding wahs going on in the mind of Some ladies dz day's it seems nothing literally shames some of them.. smh

notoriousbabe:
The babe no even get bweast

TrapQueen77:



Maybe that time the cassava was still a shoots

TrapQueen77:
I know someone like u will quote back coz u been hit on ur big forehead ...GUILTY... Case closed

Sandydayziz:
Where did she get d hot whatever she poured on him almost immediately?


Oh she ordered it online!!!
It's too much sha, even prostitute won't want him now

Mikylopez:
chineke God i also want to go to dubai for ma honeymoon .....

kingphilip:
I'll advice you to hold your installer responsible

Where do you stay BTW lemme come see your system and know what might have gone wrong

It should have lasted longer than you stated

photoshoot:
Eeyah, sorry about that bro.
Churches and this loud speaker thing even at night. Una no fit report the church?
Well, am up, because... errr... I guess I can't just sleep. Tomorrow is Saturday, so I could sleep all day long.

Slimflame:
What did the person wrote

dontjealousme:



dis is the morons that have held the country down.


instead of providing jobs, u want to tax foreign country citizens. the most daft statement of 2016.


continue electing tribalist to masacre ur fellow country men, dont stop Ooooo!


meanwhile wait for Mikel in China to fund ur joblessness and those that escape drowning at the medeterarian sea whilst crossing into Europe.

Phi001:
I read the news in dollars....

450k dollars...

Macjayboy:
which mumu new deal c.ronaldo earns about 300k per week

Girlbestfriend:
y did flourish leave the group


cos I can see [Flourish left][/b]

kinibigdeal:
I understand your cry, when a guy is too faithful and you not, you cry

kinibigdeal:
I had to be spying on Aminat508 phone because of some Nairalander's but have never been disappointed sha, because is full of Aregbe projects

willibounce1:
Phuck trust. Man must spy on her phone once in a while to avoid stories that touch. Else you'll just be taking care of other people's children thinking they are yours. The way girls of these days Phuck around ehn, man must be very kanakushious....

ekanDamie:
oga, a chaste woman. a responsible woman should be able to tell any guy off
thats if she values her relationship.

no one can stop guys from making advances,but d way she replies will tell u how much respect she has for u.

you would send some ladies messgae, dey wunt reply to u to 5days later. or dey reply u k
I don't always blame dem. all I do is move away.
so if I toast a lady n she's flirting back and she's in a relationship that maybe her toaster does not even know. dats not d kinda woman a guy wanna get married to.

EdDave:
I haven't gone out with a girl that hasnt "freed" her phone for me.
Why one earth will I marry a wife who hides her phone?
And you wonder why marriages are crashing left and right.

Justnora:
Can this lady just move on and leave that man alone... the pity party has to come to an end

prettythicksme:
Fine bobo. Majid,wat is it with those two fingers?

skarlett:
I cannot cook o

Qummie:
You'll need your brain for this, if it isn't functioning, have someone else read it and break it down for u.

My name is Powede Lawrence. One of my parents is from Bayelsa and the other is from Lagos State. Growing up, I was and am still closer to my Bayelsan root. That is why I always say I am an Ijaw girl.

Read the bolded as many times as you have to. Why would she say "that is why I always tell people I'm an Ijaw girl" if she is in fact an ijaw girl.
In layman's english she "tells people she's an ijaw girl" because she's closer to her ijaw relatives not because she's Ijaw herself.
These things aren't rocket science and if you must insult, at least be sure of what you're saying.

Interview source is; http://freshmindworld..com.ng/2013/11/people-watch-how-i-dress-powede.html

delectablegyal:
Like my dp for no reason.

crazymommy:
GOD bless you for this post...I do not see any reason why people should take this cooking as a big deal.....Anyone that cannot cook should simply go and learn how to cook and stop disturbing our ears..