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Family › Re: Bad Cooks Don't Make Bad Wives by metallisc(m): 7:38pm On Nov 24, 2016
skarlett:
This is just the truth, nice one darkrebel

Lalasticlala food don land cheesy
this one that you are just supporting the notion in the post, i hope say you sabi cook well well o! grin grin
i wan increase my toasting!!! cool
Nairaland General › Re: The Monitor Lizard And Snake Killed At A Construction Site (Photos) by metallisc(m): 7:37pm On Nov 24, 2016
Yewandequeen:
Oooh Gawd.

I hope lala doesn't end up marrying a snake oooo grin
Cos his love for snake is like cylinder and gas wink


But on a serious note lalasticlala can U please tell us all why you love snakes so much?

#just joking.
so you are saying that you are a snake, since he said he wants to marry you! grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Obiano Purchases 5 Vehicles As Osinbajo Visits Innoson Company. PICS by metallisc(m): 7:32pm On Nov 24, 2016
amarachi06:
The only good thing l see here is development but will the government invest in them? They will just bury it with tax and low power supply.
sharp babe with better brain... see as you fine! asanwa.com! grin grin
Celebrities › Re: D'banj Makes Reference To A Post On Nairaland About His Song "Oliver Twist" by metallisc(m): 11:12pm On Nov 23, 2016
Ujuhot:
Metallisc di oyi tongue
asa nwa! kee ije? cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs PSG : UCL (2 - 2) On 23rd November 2016 by metallisc(m): 9:36pm On Nov 23, 2016
aieromon:
Another fluke goal

ARS 1-1 PSG

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs PSG : UCL (2 - 2) On 23rd November 2016 by metallisc(m): 9:34pm On Nov 23, 2016
collinometricx:
Nasri?? Which team and which year??
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Celebrities › Re: D'banj Makes Reference To A Post On Nairaland About His Song "Oliver Twist" by metallisc(m): 3:43pm On Nov 23, 2016
Ujuhot:
Lol
Uju di òkú! grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Pussy Tutorial by metallisc(m): 5:47pm On Nov 22, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
[size=38pt]Yes ...you ooo[/size]

Romance › Re: Pussy Tutorial by metallisc(m): 3:39pm On Nov 22, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Nasty boi...

Celebrities › Re: Comedienne Emmanuella Bags AAMMA Awards, Crowned Princess Of Comedy In Australia by metallisc(m): 3:33pm On Nov 22, 2016
dacovajnr:
This is Talent and some Big Sistas are out there Fighting Over who Has the Bigger Bwest..Here is a girl who hasn't grow one but she's already known WW with many Awards to her name..Aunty Cossy Weldone Ooooo! And some Nairalanders..I no go mention names undecided

Romance › Re: Pussy Tutorial by metallisc(m): 3:28pm On Nov 22, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
cheesy



I wanna add something op... We ladies shud avoid wearing tight underwear ...

And don't wear panty at night when you sleep . Leave tat skin to breathe a little... wink
it helps for easy access from the back as well... you know... in sleep mode! grin grin grin
i love when they fall into that trap! cool
Celebrities › Re: P-square Shares Throwback Of Their Football Team by metallisc(m): 6:14pm On Nov 21, 2016
Enybliss:
grin fame and wealth changes people i cant even recognize them in the pics
from more than twenty years ago, so they shouldn't have grown into adults?? huh

Sports › Re: Okocha, Van Persie & Emmanuel Emenike Hang Out In Turkey(photos) by metallisc(m): 5:50pm On Nov 21, 2016
Captainbells:
Pity you don't know what a DILF is embarassed

Events › Re: Ghanaian Groom's Lover Storms His Wedding In A Wedding Gown (Video) by metallisc(m): 5:43pm On Nov 21, 2016
Mimzyy:
So, because the guy is expecting fried rice and chicken, he cannot quickly have two minutes noodles grin


#Kidding

Most Men will always cheat. It's nothing new.
i want your noodles! dazall! cheesy cheesy
Events › Re: Bestman Proposes To His Girlfriend At His Friend's Wedding. PICS by metallisc(m): 5:29pm On Nov 21, 2016
Atiku2019:
Lady in the 4th pix too much exposure smiley
so you no see say na market she dey, when the person she came with don sell finish, wetin you wan make she do?
abi you think say to get engagement ring no go sweet am too grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Help! My Parents Want Me To Marry Someone I Don't Like. by metallisc(m): 5:26pm On Nov 21, 2016
TheRealestGuy:
Wow.

You're so good that you can know people's tribe from their post.

undecided
that shows you the level of her reasoning faculty... she is so sure the OP IS igbo, even when her name is Eloho! Soooooo smart! grin grin grin
Events › Re: Wedding Guests In Lagos Sitting On Chairs Inside An Open Car by metallisc(m): 10:49pm On Nov 20, 2016
Muaadh:
Is that the venue?
no. this is meals on wheels! a local chop along! grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Woman Attacked By The "7-Year-Old Boy" Tells What Really Happened (VIDEO) by metallisc(m): 11:35am On Nov 20, 2016
mamajaz:
Amen to that. By the way, is your tongue anointed so that l will be sure this prayer will come to pass?

Romance › Re: Roman Catholic Priest Caught Having Sex With A Rev. Sister [video] by metallisc(m): 11:19am On Nov 20, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
grin



It only means they are human.. They have physical needs juz like the rest of human being.. cool
i can sense your physical needs all the way from here... call me maybe? grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Roman Catholic Priest Caught Having Sex With A Rev. Sister [video] by metallisc(m): 11:17am On Nov 20, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
It's serving another month on jail after this Judas Iscariot run to the mods and cry out loud coz he felt insulted after I gave him a toddler talk... cool

Celebrities › Re: Photos From Oge Okoye's 36th Birthday Party Last Night by metallisc(m): 10:56am On Nov 20, 2016
Smellymouth:
Skibii just dey everywhere except the studio..

Crime › Re: 10 Youths Killed In Cross River Communal Clash (Graphic Pics) by metallisc(m): 10:43pm On Nov 19, 2016
capatainrambo:
your head full of sawdust cry

Family › Re: Man Kills Big Catfish For His Wife To Celebrate The Birth Of Their Baby Boy by metallisc(m): 9:27pm On Nov 18, 2016
obstead200:
[size=15pt]I only came to see the big catfish that made this story worthy of front page.
And what I saw was very disappointing
[/size]
i know, well... here is a pic of a mighty cassava to make your day! grin grin grin grin

Family › Re: Man Kills Big Catfish For His Wife To Celebrate The Birth Of Their Baby Boy by metallisc(m): 9:25pm On Nov 18, 2016
sexymoma:
A time is coming very soon when we'll have to call lalasticlala like

Bros hfar na, abeg help me post ma topic for fp na
and lalasticlala will be like "u sha don sabi the prices"... romance:N15k, Family:20k celeb:50k others 10 10k

seriously cos i nor know wetin concern us with woman and catfish... we have so many topics in health, technology, even fashion section..some of our ladies nor sabi dress...

Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by metallisc(m): 9:20pm On Nov 18, 2016
Gladiator1:
U mean [size=15pt] WHERE? [/size]

Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by metallisc(m): 9:11pm On Nov 18, 2016
omonighoblessing:
hmmm how huh
don't worry, i will tell you in camera! grin grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by metallisc(m): 9:10pm On Nov 18, 2016
Kingjude1:
Let me share mine in english
i was at the beach with my gf then, was cold and we sat inside a tent, the tent has a changing room, we kissed and pressed , till it became really intense, i was rock hard and she was in lala land, i dragged her into the tent , raised up her gown and was using anger to fire , she was screaming but i didnt care , i just needed to really fire her, she held the tent and it was shaking , someone shouted , hello , i didnt hear, i continued , the man entered and saw us , my gf was still rolling yansh, my dick fainted in shame , as we were going , he and some women were laughing at us

Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by metallisc(m): 9:07pm On Nov 18, 2016
omonighoblessing:
am still a good geh oooh grin
oya prove it! cool cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by metallisc(m): 9:06pm On Nov 18, 2016
omonighoblessing:
na so we see am ooo....
even a friend that am in same group with just said

There's this lecturer in my school he told me he likes me we should be dating I told him no the first and second time, after the third time I said I will get back to him. There was a day he enter the class and told us test this man don't play with his test everyone was devastated but we had no option. He gave us the questions we were all writing then he said 5 minute more after the 5 minute he said submite and I was still writing I just said 'sir 5 more minute please, where should we meet tonight' grin in front of my colleagues he den smile and said test canceled till next testimony see me in my office. That was how i saved my colleagues from that unprepared test... Up till now my mates still thank me and make jest of me.

Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by metallisc(m): 9:00pm On Nov 18, 2016
omonighoblessing:
You guys should come share ur embarrassing moment while in skul ,@work,with your spouse.

mine was in school.when I went to another department different from my faculty to help a friend who was far away write a quiz.
I never knew that the lecturer was very smart!
he knows every single student in his class....
after giving several warnings for any one not in his class to leave and I was forming adamant......grin
I was just fished out in a twinkle of an eye!!! shocked
omo n.a. beg I beg throughout that semester!!!
so you haff joined bad gang! shocked shocked

Celebrities › Re: Checkout This Hot Lady Kcee Was Spotted With by metallisc(m): 8:57pm On Nov 18, 2016
Preca:
kcee more grease to ur *****
naughty P! grin grin grin

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