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A guy proposed a girl, and she rejected his proposal, but the guy was not sad, His friends asked him, “Why are you not sad?" He replied: Why should I be sad? I lost the one who never loved me but she lost the one who really loves her...Its her bad luck not mine. |
Virgohills:You are such a pathetic liar! As stated by them on "their" website: "A POI contains information such as the name of the place, description,contact information of handlers, coordinates and a minimum of 4 descriptive pictures. They can't even get their own website, they are using Google free site platform, these set of people can easily get your information and not give you a dime and disappear! |
All the methods mentioned apart from the last- "phishing" can only be done by a bank staff or ATM operator, things like card skimmers, fake PIN pads, cash trapping device on ATMs and placing fake ATM can only be done by a bank staff, you can't just walk up to an ATM, open it up and install such devices if you are not the ATM operator, and of all these methods mentioned we don't stand a chance to decode it so I don't find this article really enlightening. The funniest is the one of someone placing a fake ATM, if you can buy a fully functional ATM, place it in a public area successfully without suspicion and find a way to connect it to the banking network grid and make it functional then with such skills you don't need to be stealing ATM pins to make money. Of all those methods mentioned except phishing there is a rare possibility of an average ATM user decoding it, you won't even know. |
Nigerians don't still get it, the website administrators of MMM would keep on getting richer, they don't need to provide help, all they would keep doing is pairing people to pay them till the scheme can't go further, most of the Guilders are not MMM administrators, they are just people MMM recruited to help spread the news and bring in more participants and in turn they would get paid with bonuses, so this move by MMM administrators doesn't change anything, the core MMM thieves would still pair themselves to be paid over and over again, they would just keep getting richer while you guys keep on having sleepless nights over MMM, Nigerians should be wiser than this by now. |
Drwolf ride on, you are a fellow hunter in the game. I perfected Playboyism immediately after university as I was bored while waiting for NYSC and ever since, girls have become something of second importance because they become so easy to read, decode and dissect, understand women and how to make they tick and you'd agree that women are indeed beautiful beings! I just haven't had time to write much on this, but if your write up turns out to be something cool and full of facts I would drop my own version here as well for others to see. |
Arabconnect123 This is a scam! The website "t-online.de" is just an email platform. They would probably tell you that you have got and job and later on ask you to facilitate with a lawyer which they would connect you with to fix your travel documents and work permits, that's where they would milk out money for you for the processing of needed documentation. |
Olam10:Thanks a million for the info, I reside outside Lagos, Uyo to be precise, so since they would provide accommodation I don't have a problem with that. Thank you again for the info. |
Bigcake:I stay in Uyo and I visit Oron Road branch close to Ewet Housing Estate traffic light almost every week and you are very correct! There are 3 active tellers in that branch, two fair guys and then that fair lady in question, she is Igbo I think and I can't remember her name because I rarely look at her twice. She puts on plenty of make up, she is kind of short with heavy hips and she has this attitude of arrogance all over you. You'd hear her rudely say things like "Mr Man this and that", while keeping a condescending look at you, the fairer one of the two guys who are tellers is such a nice guy, he knows his job and does it with the best of humility and joy, his processing speed is also excellent, may God promote people like him with speed. He is not always there at the teller stand like the other less fairer guy though, I presume he shifts between different branches and that's why. And he interacts with you while processing your order. That arrogant fair and short teller has rudeness all over her and she is just a freaking contract staff! There is this not so tall dark complexion teller lady there as well, she is also as arrogant as well, but hers is a case of feeling too important and exhibiting rudeness and talks like she is interaction with someone she has malice for. There is another dark tall lady who does teller services there sometimes but she doesn't have a problem, she is just normal. I love to commend people who do their job well and I can't write all this without commending the smallish lady(Ada is her name) at the customer service stand, Ada is so warm and humble, never angry or giving an attitude, the other dark big lady at customer service usually looks like an attitude giving lady but I always avoid her and never come to her stand when I have an issue. Also, the Akwa Ibom man at the cubicle where they process Western Union is such a lovely fellow, I have had him process things for me and I was impressed, he is professional and down to earth as well, and he is the perfect example of the right balance which a staff should exhibit when working, the way he interacts with you when you are in his office makes me always impressed about him, may God continue to increase people like him. And to think he is a core staff and yet so humble. There is a day I met him "chancing" the teller guy at the counter though, the less fairer teller guy The teller guy was wrong that day though.There is one big madam upstairs next to funds transfer office everyone calls "Mama", I don't know why but I just love that woman, she has this strict and no nonsense professional persona all over here but deep inside you can see that she won't act childish and rude as she looks down to earth as well, never had much to interact with her though. I know this Zenith bank branch like the back of my hand because I visit it all the time, the funniest part are those bulk room cash handlers who are quite advanced in age who wear flipflops popularly called "slippers" on top their wrinkled plain trousers and tucked in shirts That's all I can say, God is my witness in heaven that all I wrote is the truth and my conscience is clear, but if Zenith bank can look into this, they need to call that arrogant teller girl to order, I thought I was the only one to notice her but when I saw someone complain about her I had to speak out as well. Zenith bank teller ladies need to be put right because from all I have read here it shows they are out of line, they only smile for those big time account holders whom they expect to give them money or ask them out, it shouldn't be so. And worthy to be noted is the fact that their security men are so welcoming and humble. Zenith bank teller ladies are virtually all contract staff and yet they feel on top of the world displaying their arrogance without fear. |
Etienz:100% GNLD! That's their address, and they always send the message in the evening a day before the proposed "interview", don't even waste your transport money to go there, or if you are bored and have money to spare you can go and come and tell us the story of how angry your going there made you ![]() |
Sometimes I get so pissed at this country of ours, in foreign countries the exact pay for a job is placed along side the advert, but over here recruiters have a filled day and just see how people were arguing up and down in the previous page of this thread in regards the range of salary for this First bank GT job. Another ignorant person who start rebuking another candidate who asked to know if anyone knows what's the pay like, you'd hear things like "Nigerians are so greedy, get the job first", or "Are you looking for only how to gain from the company instead of what you would add to the company", that's how graduates in Nigeria have been reduced too, how pitiful! Go to foreign job websites and see the difference. May God help our youths to know their worth and stop acting like douch bags who don't have value for themselves. Like seriously some job seekers have a lot of options and wish to know the pay so they know if they are to follow through with it(expenses like travelling, interviews, etc) or focus on some other jobs. I remember on Stanbic bank recruitment thread, I almost cried at the pathetic low level Nigerians have become. Stanbic recruitment is in phases and not regular across all border so some people got offer letters in some locations when others in other locations were just within their 1st stage of interviews. And when those waiting for interviews would ask those who have got offer letters about the pay, you'd see people exhibiting some primitive attitude and refuse to give details, like seriously this is a faceless forum, would telling a hopeful like you the pay range make Stanbic bank sack you? Or would we know you are Mr A or B who is receiving this amount of money as salary? This is a faceless forum and yet people display their local and primitive attitude and that's why most foreigners take advantage of Nigerians and trample on such. One funny comment I saw was when one guy who got an offer letter gave salary range details after been begged and begged by others, he said its within the range of 100k - 250K. Like seriously? Nigerians I hail o! Pardon my lengthy post, this just had to be said. Before I go, does anyone have an idea where First Bank training school would take place? Would everyone converge at Lagos for the 3 months period or it can be done in regional areas around the country? (I hope this question is simple enough, I didn't ask about how much the salary would be o ) |
Why are Nigerians this dumb? MMM's story was carried by CNN, MMM is the 5th most visited website in Nigeria, 9.8 out of 10 adults in Nigerian know about MMM, so with all that you all feel it shouldn't be talked about on a discussion forum like Nairaland? We would keep talking about it till when we want! You all are just in a state of denial and don't wanna be reminded of how you can't sleep at night in anticipation of the reality in January that your invested money is gone!!! And who says MMM participants don't deserve to be laughed at? How can an educated person invest in something which has no source in which your money is being invested, where do you think the 30% comes from? That's a fraudulent system! MMM participants deserve to be laughed at, we rebuke and laugh at petty thieves who are caught, some are even lynched, MMM participants are clear collaborators of a fraudulent scheme, they are fraudsters as well, they deserved to be ridiculed and laughed at! |
123ABCXYZ:Look, please be analytical in your thinking, saying MMM doesn't have a central bank account sounds like reasoning from a child, MMM admins control the system, they control who is paired with who to provide help(pay), doesn't that give you a clue that they can pair all the big PH to their designated bank accounts? They came up with a 50% offer and started pairing people faster than it was done before, that's how they channelled all the large PH amounts to their designated accounts, if just 10 MMM admins in Nigeria have 10 bank accounts each, that would be 100 bank accounts, they can pair all the large PH amounts of like N3million to their various accounts. If you wanted to PH worth N3million and MMM admin pairs you to a Mr A would you not pay? And they would do same thing to thousands of other large PH amounts to their bank accounts, they got all the monies during this 50% period and systematically cashed out. January ain't far, by then the mirage must have cleared from the eyes of those of you whom MMM deceived and possessed. |
Engineering students should use it for research studies into structural analysis of motor parts. |
bongolistik:Mr Man, your analysis is wrong! Jeez! MMM gives 30 freaking percent right?! The least amount you can provide help with is around 18K right? (Correct me if I'm wrong but that's what I heard, I don't do MMM) 18K is at average NOT spare money to ANY Nigerian. Even if MMM doesn't have an 18K minimum amount you can provide help with, to make any considerable profit you have to invest like at least 10K to get 13K after a month, 10K is not spare money in Nigeria! To make profit which is considerable Nigerians had to cough out like 50K and above, is that spare money? Even to a millionaire 50k is not spare money, when was the last time a rich stranger "spared" you with 50k? And you are here giving vague analysis about spare money. |
aAK1:I rarely quote people on Nairaland but I just can't help this, you need to be educated about this! First of all, do you know who you pay money to in MMM? No! MMM can easily open multiple Nigerian banks accounts, and since they control who is merged with who and who its easy to manipulate it, I have always been telling my friends about this, during this last two weeks which MMM was merging people quicker to provide help, they can easily channel all the big amounts of help(money) being provided to their own designated bank accounts in names of their cronies. Its a very easy to do with a two week period and then bolt away. The one month stuff is just an excuse, do you think by January 13th when 100% of every MMM participant would be waiting to withdraw money then who would pay them when all of them would request to withdraw? No one would invest in MMM from now till January, that's for sure, everyone would be waiting to be paid, by January take it that 100 people in a room are waiting for money, prior to now a percentage were paying and receiving, now the whole 100% would be waiting to be paid, that's where the system would finally crash! Google MMM and read about it, the owner is a convicted fraudster who has been jailed prior to now, that should be a clue. MMM has been blocked and frozen in China and South Africa respectively so you think Nigeria's case would be different? Nigerians needs to be more logical when engaging in money matters. |
ogayoungboss, eny236, chiomanatalie, Etienz, did you guys apply? I know this place, I passed there just minutes ago as well, its along one of the route I use to my office, its a very small place though, although I saw renovations for its office signage, if you know Uyo then you should Gibbs street, its the street off Oron Road, the street by your right before you reach Sterling bank at Oron Road. I should pass there when I'm going for break, if I have time on my hands I can take a pic of the entrance and upload here. Wish you guys all the best. |
I agree! My problem with feminists is that why don't they also call for equality in responsibilities as well? Women write the same JAMB/WAEC as men, attend the same universities, but after that the pressure is put on men to come and marry them, bring out the money to pay bride price, wedding costs, take care of the girls family, etc and feminists don't say anything about that, if equality needs to be uphold then there should be equality in every responsibilities between women and men. |
I asked my girlfriend where is my wallet, and she replies, "it's at the position of your favourite team." Smiling, i go to the dining room and see my wallet exactly where she said it will be, which is at the top of the table.! Gunners for life! |
Hello guys, I'm writing in Enugu- 9am, I arrived a while ago, went to check out the venue- IMT and presently in a hotel close by, I was surprised I got a 3k hotel and its very okay, I and a fellow First bank GTP hopeful shared the bill. Although the lady showed us the room rates which was 4k but we beat it down to 3k. The closest hotels from IMT gate are De Prince hotel and Rich Crest hotels, they are at the junction down your left hand side if you are standing in front of IMT gate. I can't wait for tomorrow ![]() |
Thumbs up driver! |
How funny! This is reason why I tell guys never to overdo the Mr Nice guy thing, be coarse but grossly sensual. When I say don't be too nice I don't mean you should hit her or hurl insults at her though. When you overdo your Mr Nice guy moves things get too "tasteless" for her, you start to become more of a friendly companion rather than a passionate lover, over time you start to annoy her as women love a man who has some degree of a challenge in himself for them to conquer. When a women gets annoyed either physically or emotionally towards the tastelessness of your persona she looses respect and passion for you and that the start of a break-up. Ladies hate saints, but love repentant sinners. That should give you a picture of how to roll with a woman. Always keep a woman's heart at edge for you, treat her right but don't make things too nice and boring, its just like driving on a completely straight smooth road which spans over 20 km, such situation makes the driver fall asleep and crash, the brain is wired not to keep seeing just one steady image, you'd become dizzy, same thing for a relationship. Lastly, be a man in control, I repeat, be a man in control! Don't turn out to be a control buddy or a bully though. Being in control is making her see the manly, confident, intelligent and fatherly figure you are, I used the word "fatherly" because its rare to see a girl who doesn't love and respect her dad. Here is an example: Your lady is fuming with anger because you kept her waiting for a dinner outing and instead of whining and whining to her like a 3 year old for keeping her waiting and saying the usual "I'm sorry", tell her "Thank you for your patience", you just apologised to her but you did it in a more intriguing, interesting and confident way which reeks of intelligence and bravado. That doesn't still stop you from using "I'm sorry" in other dire situations though. Men should get a skill in understanding women please, its the only education you learn and enjoy the benefits without end all through life. I drop my pen now, work calls, before my boss catches me on this thread, then I'd have to explain if I was employed to give dating classes online ![]() |
Well, as for me I thank God for this new policy. Prior to now, if I was sent 100 Euros through Western Union I'd get like N24,000 equivalent. Lo and Behold, I was sent 100 Euros last night, I just left Zenith bank banking hall now with N34,077.71 ![]() I'm so happy the 1K Euros I'm expecting stalled since last two weeks and I'd get it next week, that's like close to N100,000 gain from what I would have been paid during the former forex policy. As my Western Union agent in Zenith bank told me, that this is the best time to receive money through them ![]() God bless the new forex policy God bless me ![]() God bless Buhari God bless Nigeria |
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iamlammy:Hey Mr, there is Gionee M5 and M5 mini, its the M5 mini which has 2GB RAM and 16GB internal memory and it costs only 32K. I have used an M5 here in Nigeria so what gibberish are you saying? Just keep mum if you have nothing factual to talk about please. Let's not go far, check out the specifications of M5 on GSMArena(Most trusted phone rating and review website in the world) www.gsmarena.com/gionee_marathon_m5-7259.php Gionee M5 has 3GB RAM/32GB internal memory as its specifications worldwide, so what drivel did you type in your comment that its got 2GB RAM/16GB internal memory for Nigeria? Do you just enjoy blatantly lying or talking about things you know nothing about? And in case you don't know, GSMArena does not rate or review Tecno phones, that's because Tecno lie about their specifications. |
MizMyColi:Gionee M5 is the phone! It costs 52k Its got 3GB RAM while C9 is 2GB RAM M5 has 6020 mAh Battery, C9 has 3000 mAh M5 has got 32GB internal memory, let's not even go there for C9 with a mere 16GB . The T.band which comes with the C9 is not a vital accessory, I hope you know its a pathetic battery waster? Your bluetooth has to be on ALL the time you are using the T.band. And the T.band is not a fully functional smart watch accessory like those of Samsung or Apple. Tecno can't make a 50k phone and except it to sell massively when it doesn't suit the same specifications as those of its class like Gionee's 50k phones. C9 barely has half of the core specifications which Gionee M5 has. You can't tell me its the toy of an accessory called the T.band or the unverifiable iris scanner which makes the phone deserve to have low specifications in comparison with other phones of its class. Until Techno increases their RAM, internal memory and battery life for their "flagship" phone range they would be seen as jokers! Like seriously there are powerful China phones in the market with 6GB RAM now within a good budget and Tecno is still dwelling on 2GB RAM, 16GB internal memory and 3000 mAh and calling it their flagship phone range. That's pathetic! Well, I guess some Nigerians have very low standards for phone technological advancements to be celebrating C9 when its core specifications are wack and pathetic for its price. |
Oh, really? Let's see back, watch and enjoy as the drama unfolds... |
Mr Man shut your trap, you shameless crook! Take a look at this two scenarios; 1- PDP saw 100 thieves and never chased any! 2- APC saw 100 thieves and are chasing 35 thieves of supposed opposing political factions. Result; In scenario 1, all 100 thieves are free and stealing continues. In scenario 2, 35 thieves have been removed from the system. Scenario 2 is definitely more advantageous to Nigeria, please Buhari(Mr witch hunt) should carry on! Keep hunting our corruption witches! ![]() |
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The typographical error still passes the message though, who wouldn't slow down on hearing there is a "bomb" ahead? ![]() |
When two people are running round a hut, it is difficult to say who is chasing who... That's the case of Nigeria and South Africa here. |
The teller guy was wrong that day though.
The typographical error still passes the message though, who wouldn't slow down on hearing there is a "bomb" ahead?