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Phone/Internet MarketBrand New Samsung A53 5g For Sale 6gb Ram 128gb Rom by metrosexual(op): 9:24am On Apr 02, 2022
A53 5G brand NEW for sale, I just opened from the box days ago and got another phone so I am selling as brand new, nothing touched inside. 6GB RAM, 128GB ROM, Awesome Black colour. My location- South East. I can meet up for a face to face inspection at Onitsha or Owerri.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Moved Back To DSS Custody As Court Adjourns Till Nov 10 by metrosexual: 12:02pm On Oct 21, 2021
Who ever thinks Kanu would be freed anytime soon is utterly ignorant!

And to those uneducated folks who claim that the South East would be shut shut once Kanu is not released today are jokers, after all, its the businesses and livelihood of their brothers and sisters they would be shutting down.
Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by metrosexual:
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria's Best-paying Jobs by metrosexual:
This list is highly inaccurate and not updated.
PhonesRe: Let's See Your Phone Home-screen (screenshot) by metrosexual: 12:38pm On Jun 29, 2021
Here...

BusinessRe: 9 Ways To Protect Your ATM Debit Cards In Nigeria by metrosexual: 7:58pm On Jun 24, 2021
As a banker, I'd advise you get a prepaid debit card, that way you don't use funds directly from your main source account. You only make transfers from your main account to the prepaid card account for specific purchases or basic spendings. Your main account can be clean of any e-channel payment link thereby making it hard to reach for an fraud.
CareerRe: 5 Things I Have Learned From Working In A One Man Business by metrosexual:
Virginkpekus:
Keep quiet this was less than 2 years ago, the entry level for permanent staff is executive trainee in zenith bank, stop arguing what you don't know.
The banks who pay entry level staff up to 200k are NOT up to 90%.
Shut up that smelling kpekus of yours before you tell me to keep quiet.

No wonder you failed in your banking career, with your attitude of being insultive in a basic convo where you werent insulted first shows you could never have been fit of a professional to remain a banker, no surprise you failed as a banker, if that's even not a lie from you. From your profile pic you look hungry like cleaners in the bank. A former banker as claimed by you and you have this type of username? Lol.

Go and update yourself and see how real bankers are earning big time and stop spreading lies to discourage the upcoming little ones because you failed in becoming a banker.
CareerRe: 5 Things I Have Learned From Working In A One Man Business by metrosexual: 7:31am On May 19, 2021
Virginkpekus:
Lies! How many banks pay their entry level staff up to 200K? I was an executive training in zenith bank and I never earned even close to that before leaving the bank.
Which year was that?
And please, I'm referring to permanent staff and not contract staff, I know Zenith bank employs first entry staff under People sourcing and they are all contract staff.

The least pay for entry level for at least 90% of banks in Nigeria is 200k, and many of such banks pay above that.

Don't go by what people tell you to lie, get into the system and see for yourself and get real proof.
CareerRe: 5 Things I Have Learned From Working In A One Man Business by metrosexual:
oliverano:
The biggest scam is bank job...Sai

You tie rope for neck from Monday to Thursday then on Friday you comot rope keep find small native or normal clothe wear go work.

You go fresh coz AC dey hammer you daily till weekend but at the end of the day after paying rent and transportation you're left with nothing.

unless you're a top guy or a bank manager, it's difficult to build a house with that salary. but thank God sha.

Meanwhile LMAO

I learn how to lick ass the hard way. to succeed ,especially working for an old boss, if you no lick ass, no show.

You have to learn how to please the boss(at all cost). The OP is on point here!!!

Thank God those days are gone!!!
Stop saying trash about working in a bank because of lies you have been told!

If you are a contract staff in the bank, know that you are not a bank staff as you are only an outsourced staff from another organisation. You can't use these set of people to classify the word "bankers" for all staff of people working in the bank.

Now let's come to the real bankers, the management staff or permanent staff, the least salary for them after NYSC and joining the bank as a fresher without experience is around 200k. How many companies in Nigeria pay more than that for a entry level position?

At entry level, a real banker gets about 1 million naira for his leave allowance and other upfront payments like housing and accommodation, this is different pay from his/her salary. Compare this with other jobs and tell me how bank work is scam.

A core staff is entitled to 13 month pay, impressive health care which caters for the staff and their family, good pay in pension returns, and profit sharing yearly were some get as much as 1M or more as extra pay for work for the financial year.

At younger banker with less than 3 years on the job and with a salary of around 300k a month can be given a loan of around 4M to get a car by his bank, a monthly deduction of around 70k from his salary would be deducted monthly for this loan, how many other jobs can give you such perks?

As a real bank staff, you can get a personal loan anytime of at least 1M to handle emergencies if they come up. How many other jobs give you this type of benefit?

The thing is that contract staff in the bank lie about their financial status and try to go above their means to compare to the permanent staff, how would you compete with someone earning more than 4 times your pay and other benefits? Tomorrow now you see a contract staff who has mismanaged his financies trying to be called a "banker" and then you quod classify everyone working in the bank as broke people and call bank job a scam?

About job security, the staff who gets sacked most times are the contract staff who are originally not employed by the bank, and they signed their contract stating its only for a period. For the permanent staff, if a staff is not involved in fraud, do you know how much the bank would pay off such a core staff if they are to be sacked? The money would be huge, and hence why the job security for permanent staff of the banks is good.

So now tell me from all these benefits of a real banker how then is a bank job scam? If you still say its scam then 99% of all jobs out there is scam and 99% of those doing personal businesses is scam as well!

Go looking for other top jobs and see the weight of respect attached to a banking job experience on your CV.

Please be guided!
CareerRe: 5 Things I Have Learned From Working In A One Man Business by metrosexual: 6:36am On May 19, 2021
binarymachine:
source:
https://flipmemes.com/2021/05/18/5-things-i-have-learned-from-working-in-a-one-man-business/
Your points are valid but I don't think the part of the bank job you had is true, the salary, benefits, and exposure gotten from working in a bank is one of the highest of all jobs in Nigeria.

Always differentiate it from a teller (contract staff) whose job is just posting monies in and out of accounts to a real banker, a permanent staff of the bank, Nigerians call everyone working in the bank a banker and hence the misconception that a bank job is scam.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Slavia Prague Vs Arsenal Europa League ( 0 - 4) On 15th April 2021 by metrosexual: 10:00pm On Apr 15, 2021
So Slavia Prague refused to take a knee and they faced the disciplinary committee by Arsenal, Lol.

Very racist move by their players not to knee in solidarity against racism.

And funny enough all FOUR of Arsenal's goals were scored by BLACK men smiley
HealthRe: Swimming Pool In Lagos Filled With Lovers On Valentine's Day (Video) by metrosexual: 5:58pm On Feb 16, 2021
This video is old na.

Please can someone help me out, what's the name of the song playing in the background, Shazam couldn't pick it months ago when I tried it.

I know one smart music pro here would help me out with the name of song and artist.

Thanks in advance.
FamilyRe: Man Catches His Wife Sleeping With Another Man; Takes A Selfie With Them (Pix) by metrosexual: 7:49pm On Jan 13, 2021
NextD18:
A man legit and consensually inserted his diick into the pussay of his Friend's wife and you call the woman a destroyer? When she didn't point a gun at him to do that?


You, calling her a destroyer would have been understood if the man she cheated with was unware of her marital status, but in this disgusting case, he knows she's married, he knows she's married to his friend, yet he fvcked her. They are both snitches, betrayers, stupid, foolish and should be punished severely.

If I was the man, I'll send this picture to all her family members, friends, church and well wishers. If possible, make a poster and erect in her village, i'll so much fvck her up that her reputation and image as a woman will be totally destroyed. This is after kicking her out unharmed.

Then the guy, I'll quietly and secretly send him to his creator to welcome him.



You have a point, but you must factually come clean if you must counter logically.

In no place did the post and picture indicate that an offer was made to the woman, this means there are possibilities that she made the offer which leaves the man in the "Accepting" position. I hope you get my point now and understand the need to keep sentiment aside when it comes to infidelity and betrayal.

Both of them fvcked the man up, both of the deserves to be fvcked up.
It still baffles me when a man says he would kill his fellow man just because of a lady, like seriously?

When the man didn't rape her? Aren't they a billion other ladies out there? Jeez!

Your statement is so crude and barbaric!

If you can kill a man because he slept with your woman then your type can kill a thousand men for money.

Please drop such barbaric mindset.
Jokes EtcRe: Commercial Transport Front Seat Meme.. (pics) by metrosexual: 8:40pm On Nov 26, 2020
You guys don't fear the fate of front seat folks in the case of a serious accident?
Foreign AffairsRe: What Will Happen If Donald Trump Refuses To Leave Office by metrosexual: 9:44am On Nov 09, 2020
colorsofrainbow:
I guest Buhari is one of the allies. grin grin
So u get sense pass Xi Jinping of China,Putin of Russia,Mario of Brazil,Andres Manuel from Mexico.Even Saudi king & Netanyahu are being very cautious in their congratulatory messages.
Trump has allies including a host of other world leaders.He established & maintained a very good relationship with most of them bar the countries associated with terrorists.
Self acclaimed knowledge has no headway.
At the supreme court,anything can happen & if Biden's victory is overturned, NOTHING I repeat NOTHING will happen
Please reason objectively, the major world leaders have congratulated Biden.

They are as follows:

Germany
UK
Canada
France
Even Israel that Trump has close ties with has congratulated Biden and that he wishes to work with him so what are you saying about Nethanyahu?

CelebritiesRe: Mike Edwards And Wife, Perri, Welcome Their First Child, Matthew Olaoluwa Edward by metrosexual: 8:40pm On Aug 27, 2020
DavOnyi:
What you are even saying? This is August 2020 (the 8th month of the year). BBN last year ended in October 2019. That is 10 good months after. The joke is on you, Werey.
Who is this animal called Onyi or shit or whatever calling 'werey?' I suppose that 'werey' name is for your mom. Lol, you are so serious and cant take a joke, with all your seriousness you are still freaking broke, what a pity! Lol...

Stop taking things too serious man, you would die a poor man that way, Lol...

Mr BBN calendar, Lol, dude even knows the exact time BBN ended last year, joblessness at its peak! Lol...
CelebritiesRe: Mike Edwards And Wife, Perri, Welcome Their First Child, Matthew Olaoluwa Edward by metrosexual: 4:55pm On Aug 27, 2020
Just thinking out loud, when did BBN he was in finish?

When did his woman become pregnant?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Lol... cheesy

Congrats to them.
PoliticsRe: How To Check Your Digital ID Number by metrosexual: 10:29pm On Aug 15, 2020
Downloaded it and filled the details but someone else's data came up.

So I deleted the app and downloaded it again and tried with my details again and my correct data came up.

You guys can try that. It's quite impressive though. Although my passport photo is not showing on the data page.
TV/MoviesRe: Laycon Interrupts Lilo And Eric As They Kiss In Bed by metrosexual: 6:26pm On Jul 30, 2020
This show is kind of confused, I saw a post of how Big brother asked a female housemate to exit the diary room for not dressing appropriately (she wore tights) and then the same show shows strangers kissing and smooching.

Isn't that confusion or something? grin
Car TalkRe: Lexus RX 350 - Please I Need To Be Enlightened On Buying by metrosexual(op): 6:54pm On Jul 28, 2020
9icetoo:
Op heed this advise and that of gazzuzz.
50k miles clean title 08/09 rx350 with custom duty, e go hard small oo.
Exchange rate isnt funny. People who are selling now cant even afford to restock because of the crazy auction prices on iaai and copart currently.

Seek a dealer(s) out, go through his stock, pay any of the people here who engage in pre purchase inspection. Nothing beats buying what you can see or can be inspected physically.
I am having to finally consider this option of getting a qualified pro in the car world to do an inspection here for me in Nigeria rather than importing.
Car TalkRe: Lexus RX 350 - Please I Need To Be Enlightened On Buying by metrosexual(op): 6:52pm On Jul 28, 2020
CarGuideNG:
There are lots of 08 - 09 RX 350s already imported. Some may not meet your specifications or requirements, but some definitely would. The 2nd gen RX is not really a rare vehicle, so importing one may not really be practical or necessary at the moment.



The best way to learn about a vehicle is online research. Read reviews by established websites and sources, etc. Look up similar models for sale on such websites to learn about the features and specifications.

"Full option" typically refers to a particular vehicle which has all the available or possible or desirable features and specifications the manufacturer installed for that model. For the RX 350, that includes 4WD, Navigation and reverse cameras, etc.



First, keep in mind that the mileage you may see on the odometers of vehicles for sale may not be genuine and may have been altered. The only reliable way to determine the genuine mileage is to run a VIN check.
The VIN check would also be necessary to rule out other forms of damage the vehicle may have sustained.

That figure may be below the range for a clean title vehicle with that genuine mileage.
Wow! I doff my hat for you! Your post is priceless, you have said all I have been yearning to know. God bless you!
Car TalkRe: Lexus RX 350 - Please I Need To Be Enlightened On Buying by metrosexual(op): 6:50pm On Jul 28, 2020
seanfer:
Before sending money to Lagos. Why not pay Gazzuzz some token and let him look around in Lagos if you can’t get your taste then you can import.
Yeah, that is on my list of options now
Car TalkRe: Lexus RX 350 - Please I Need To Be Enlightened On Buying by metrosexual(op): 6:49pm On Jul 28, 2020
Areaboy2:
I agree with the above.

Dont waste your time importing from the US.

Good ones plenty for naija. Just do your research very well and make your choice.

Online research with VIN
Physical inspection of potential candidates above. Naturally, i will say go with mechanic, but that term has been abused so much that anyone with spanner is now a mechanic grin. research things to look out for and you can do this yourself.
Test drive the car to your satisfaction
Negotiate
Pay

Remember to look under for rust oh tongue
Also, don't let anyone pressure/rush you to make a commitment. only do so when you are completely satisfied. Remember, their only goal is to sell their car for the most profit. and your only goal is the get the best deal. Manage these two objectives well and you will be fine.

Last point, as i always say, sometimes, quality costs more. Take your time

happy searching
Thanks alot, picked up alot from your post.
Car TalkRe: Lexus RX 350 - Please I Need To Be Enlightened On Buying by metrosexual(op): 3:31pm On Jul 28, 2020
Areaboy2:
I agree with the above.

Dont waste your time importing from the US.

Good ones plenty for naija. Just do your research very well and make your choice.
Bro that is why I'm here, I wanna get enlightened on things to look at for when making research, I'm kind of a novice in this particular area.
Car TalkRe: Lexus RX 350 - Please I Need To Be Enlightened On Buying by metrosexual(op): 3:29pm On Jul 28, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
Car full Lagos ask for vin, do small research, go to location test drive make payment, and drive off with vehicle.


The car boss, thanks for your response. Please note I am not in Lagos and my job cant afford me going to Lagos, that is why I'm making an arrangement where the car would be shipped and delivered to my location.
Car TalkLexus RX 350 - Please I Need To Be Enlightened On Buying by metrosexual(op):
Hello guys,

I have finally made a decision to go with Lexus RX 350 2008/2009 or maybe 2010 model.

Presently I am finalising with someone who would import a clean one from the US for me.

Please can anyone give me details on what to look at for in this type of car? Specifications and all. Also can someone explain to me what the "full option" tag I usually hear about this car.

Lastly, is the price tag of approximately 3.5M good for the mentioned car with an odometer of around 50k mileage?

Thanks to everyone in advance.

cc: GAZZUZZ, CarGuideNG, Motorguru, AutoJoshNG
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention The Good News That Made You Lose Your Appetite by metrosexual: 8:05pm On Jul 13, 2020
I remember it like yesterday...


...Went to my regular sit out where I order food at evenings to eat, my dream job which I had been waiting for like two years, I was at a point that there was no hope anywhere except holding on to God as he was my last hope in life at that point....


...Then suddenly the offer letter dropped in my email, I have never been so happy in my life, my favourite egusi soup with big meats suddenly lost taste, like seriously I couldn't eat, Lol.

Faithful father, thank you again!
CareerRe: My Dilemma As Contract Staff In A Bank by metrosexual: 7:03pm On Jun 24, 2020
OJURONGBE1:
They're doing well bro.
Old generation banks like Wema bank pay their executive trainee staff 2.4M after tax annually (monthly Salary, leave bonus, house allowance,13th month salary & profit sharing bonus).
They don't work their ass off like these contract staffs (BSA & DSA) .
Some even get 5k for ATM duty weekly self.
Core Bank staffs earn good money.
You know your onions, most core staff in banks I know earn at least above 3M after tax annually with other benefits attached and this is for beginners level of core staff. Core staff above 5 years should be well above 5M.

ATM weekend is 6k here. Extra hours after 5PM you get paid 4k.
PhonesRe: Samsung A70 Just Received Andriod 10 Update! by metrosexual(op): 11:45am On May 20, 2020
Apologize:
No vex oh but is this not the same Android 10 my cousin has on his Infinix Note 5 for like since January?

Like is there Android 10
And Android 10 pro?
Lol, the Note 5 you are talking about is still running on Andriod 8.

A70 is a phone of May 2019 and came installed with Andriod 9 of its time, now it's getting Andriod 10 without you buying a new phone.

The fake and useless Andriod 10 upgrade for Note 5 which is first of it's time for Infinix in that category crashed the phones after upgrade grin

See screenshots of people crying about it on GSMARENA

https://m.gsmarena.com/infinix_note_5-reviews-9417.php

PhonesSamsung A70 Just Received Andriod 10 Update! by metrosexual(op): 10:43am On May 20, 2020
Cool news! Download in progress.

Who else has received the update?

When we tell Tecno and Infinix users to buy a good phone like Samsung they would not agree grin

Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Eases COVID-19 Lockdown by metrosexual: 3:48am On May 02, 2020
Its stated that only: "workers in selected industries will return to work in the next phase under strict health conditions"

"Winter clothing, textile and packaging manufacturing were among the industries permitted to reopen factories from Friday."

So this is not really a major lockdown change in South Africa.

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