₦airaland Forum

Guy you don miscalculate o, don't even try to go back to your former job because na suffer and frustration that your boss go use finish you and he/she will end up sacking you after two or three months.

43Ronin:
I said it here that tuchel is nothing but a fluke, but my fellow Chelsea fans castigated me. What do we need Sterling for? We don't have a good CB, Midfielders, natural 9 and replacement wing backs, but he rushed to sign a winger he has abundance of. He will still fail this season.

Our current wingers
Ziyech
CP
Odoi
So who are the wingers that we have in abundance that you're talking about? CP is injury plague, Ziyech finds it hard to beat defenders on one on one situations and Odoi is a no go area.
See Midfield that you say we lack,

Mount
Kante
J5
Kovacic
Gallagher
Loftus cheek
Gilmour
Barkley
So you tell me which of the above mentioned positions do we have in abundance. A CB buy is being worked on, same with an additional striker, infact a natural 9 can't work with the current style of play of Cfc, that was why Lukaku failed because we need someone who can play with the players on the picth and not just stay in the box 18 expecting a cross or something that he would just need to head in or tap in.

Sometimes when he speaks, he does it excellently, enticing and full of hope, but to implement becomes a big problem to him and the rest of his useless ministers.

Abeg do make you comot next year, the sufferings wey we don pass through don do.

Oghene1st:
Akpabio and Uduaghan? Sorry oh. Akpabio is not popular outside Akwa Ibom, same with Udughan, he is not popular outside Delta. The duo do not even have any appeal other than being Governors.

But you see Wike, forget it. The whole South South is quiet like a cemetery. I am a 100 per cent Deltan. Not the Igbo Deltan. I am telling wholeheartedly that if Wike decided to support a goat, I will support that goat.

Wike has a cult like movement in Rivers, Delta and Edo. I can't say about Akwa Ibom, Cross River and Bayelsa for now.

Someone will just sit one place and start speaking on behalf of hundreds of thousands of citizens from other states.

Which cult like movement are you even talking about?

post=113936526:
Not even a stand-by generator.
Shame on Y'all.
Beginning from their Governor.

Yeah, shame on them all.

Beginning from the deadwood in Aso rock and those supporting him, calling him Darling Daddy here and there despite his visible failures in every sector of the Economy of this great Nation.

See disgrace abeg, just take a look at packer being used to pack water in a whole International airport

I just dey shame here

I just love the Navy and Air force ....
Seeing their convoy alone gives me this inner joy

chatinent:
May God punish all idiots who are abroad but are plotting to advise people to remain in Nigeria!

Me wey bi if I kuma get the connection this uncle get, na to dey open way for people to come...you know, no condition is permanent naim this uncle dey lock door throwaway key! At least, if you don't want them to come directly where you are...,devil, open the way for them to go elsewhere naw! Una still dey carry the attitude una dey give Nigerians there dey give people wey no dey there!

What sort of ekwensublability is this! How old is your witchcraft!

Fine lady, any how you fit do, please and please, escape from this country! If you can survive here, you can survive there! Pikin wey go strong go strong; no be until dem name am Samson.Their petty jobs and some other petty jobs you can do on the minimum wage, wetin you fit accumulate monthly na wetin most bankers dey earn for Naija per annum.

No gree make that black mamba deceive you o. Who no get dey choose plate for party? Who dey owe landlord dey wear cardigan? Shoo!

Eba dey hot, eba dey hot but you no gree comot hand. Baba, cast and bind every advice like this: reject am, disown the person, avoid the person...no matter who they are! They don't mean well for you! True, say cat sabi swim no make am catfish but e no mean say e no fit still catch fish! You fit bi traffic car washer abroad dey build duplex for Naija. Na experience wey climb orientation I dey give una. Many boys for we school that year wey dey claim rubbish, na toilet dem dey wash dey claim vacation dey carry Benz dey intmidate professor wey no know the cost of rim. Escape from Nigeria! You will always see jobs..and with time, other freelance jobs will come by.


If you are a hustler, you will definitely survive and survive others. Las las, crocodile na lizard wey join army.


Just ensure your ambition revolves around escaping from Nigeria! Jollof rice wey dey for bottom of pot today go dey for top of cooler tomorrow.

See you at the airport, fam. ✌️

... The proverbs wey you pack put for this your reply nearly make me choke for the food wey I dey eat. I just burst laugh when I reach that Eba proverb, because I currently dey on top Eba.

Emu4life:
Thought FIFA has banned us from using MKO stadium in Abuja? Beside, was it not vandalized?

Nah, the NFF was fined and one game is to be played behind closed doors.

Mr President you're the cause of this Sir, your actions and inactions directly resulted to this.

Honest Nigerians have been crying out since God knows when about your soft handling of this evil Fulani Men, but you acted/still acting deaf and dumb to our cries and pleas for you to deal with those idiots.
The only reason being that they are your kinsmen.
Whatsoever a man soweth, that he shall reap.
Just remember that you won't hide away in Aso rock forever.

My heart bleeds

Asquare84:
What is she doing in a hotel if not that she is a prostitute

Oh Jesus!
Only prostitutes go to hotels?

Where exactly are you from?
This is 2022 for God sake, so we still have people who think backwards like you roaming the streets?

This useless agency don come again, they are always looking out for any little outbreak of disease for them to start dishing out scores and siphoning money.

20 Marks, I tried sha

LeoDeKing:
Jubrin, the new found god of ipob pigs and their only hope of imaginary anointment of a presidential candidate through consensus no send anybody.

Even Peter Obi don japa, he simply can't contest against fulani athifku, he had seen it clearly that he will take last position in the primaries.

I have said it and will say it again, a billion pigs can't stop the fast moving train of the only Asiwaju of Nigeria.

I just hope Tinubu wins by the end of APC primary because if he ends up not winning, I don't know where your likes will hide their heads.

At last, we the fan can now have rest of mind.

This one don go befriend Anini younger sister

My guy don dey fear

So after transversing the length and breadth of the country, the president will just come from nowhere and pick his preferred candidate which am sure most party members will be forced to accept.
Not even talking about the resources invested in one's ambition.

Politics strong o

Lamasta:
We are happy peacock survived....


We anticipate your return to EPL next season Burnley

Which next season?
They will be playing in championship next season, maybe you mean next two season (2023/2024)

Why did you jump into his car in the first place?

She sounds like an Edo state woman

yanabasee:
The super Eaglet are the true super Eagle that I know....

Nigeria does not have any football team called 'Super Eaglet' maybe you wanted to type Super Falcons.

YoungBruzzy:
Yeah dweeb I guess you belong to that team that boast of Goat and yet still sit at no. 6 or that team that keeps on laying complaint after complaint about the grass on their pitch and was defeated back to back in the final.

Yes, the last team you described is currently the world and European champion, currently the 3rd best team in EPL and will be playing the big boys league (UCL) next season.

So tell me what your Assnal achieved this season.

The more you look, the less you see..

El-rufai playing with Tinubu's life ambition.

Odiegu

Armed groups just springing up everywhere

This not a feature of a failed State?

Looks cool, but anything that involves large body of water, even if it's swimming pool, count me out abeg.

I don't go closed to a large body of water.

orisa37:
THE MEETING SHOULD INCLUDE

OLU FALAE.
AYO BANJO.
BANJI AKINTOYE.
OBASANJO.
WOLE SHOYINKA.
DR. DOSUNMU.
OONI OF IFE
ALAKE AND
ALL THE SIX SERVING GOVERNORS OF THE SW.

THE OBA OF BENIN SHOULD BE THERE TOO.

Wetin concern Oba of Benin with south west politics?

JoshTim:
Uniben, Unibest, Economics and stats

I hail you boss.

I know what my eyes saw when my dept borrowed a course called 'Econometrics' from your department

How i passed that course with a C is still a mystery to me.
I no envy you at all

Emerald04:
If I don know I for don go learn trade.
Naija schools no worth am.
Only in nigeria lecturers want your downfall.
Read day and night. one werey go dey tell you A is for God. B is for him, while the students can battle for C and D
If you’er a lecturer and as una dey read my post. You sef know you you wicked to your students. E no go better for you and your entire family.

I just Dey enter house now. Me wey I don comot go class since 7am. Omo I just dey depressed. All this lecturers just turn themselves to demi god.
Las las if una no fit give me flying color make una give me crawling colour. Make I sha graduate.

9ja lecturers go limit your IQ and make you feel you’er useless.
Na so dem do my cousin. Las las the guy withdraw. E dey UK now dey lead for class. Their lecturers over there want them best for them.
Bunch of sadistic people. Na only to dey chase under age girls dem sabi. Dey do sex for mark.

Once again God will punish Y’all. Elderly people wey no get sense.

... Naija lecturers don frustrate this my guy.
Boss i feel your pain jare, no worry, you go soon come out, look back and smile.

Bovi, allow me handle your tax issues for you na

If Jona knows what's good for him, he should hearken to the voice of the wise and remain where he is, if he decamps and don't get the APC ticket, that will be the end of his political career because Nigerians and his fellow politicians will so drag him in the mud.

Left at 28, if you are reading this and you intend leaving your parents place, please make sure you have something doing that's bringing in money.
Don't leave because your friends are leaving or because you feel disrespected at home, my brother/sister, hunger go finish you o, especially now that the cost of living is above the roof.

Mattress, curtains, gas and paying other utilities is not child's play o.

sharone21:
And some still get guts to compare Naija girls with other black Africans?

All because they reject them for love or dem no measure up.

Naija girls are GOLD.

It is easier to grab a Naija man ( talking of within Africa) by other Africans but not so easy for other Africans to grab gold( Naija girls).

So you don't like the way the thread is looking good and devoid of useless banter, now you want to call out the female and male bashers here to come start their war this sweet Sunday morning abi?

Girl please take ya time

On a very good Sunday morning after Sunday school in Church, someone that I don't even know approached me.

Him: Young man, good morning.
Me: good morning Sir
Him: My daughter said she likes the way you teach her class in Sunday school and she also informed me that you just finished service.
Me: Ha! Thank you Sir.
Him: I understand you studied xyz, would you mind if I get you a place to start off your career?

Me: I don't mind Sir, I will be very grateful Sir
Him: Okay, *brought out a card from his wallet* Please send your CV to that email on the card.
Me: Okay Sir.

I got home after service and forwarded my CV as instructed, fast-forward to Wednesday, received a call from a lady that I have been invited for a chat with some people, didn't even tell me the name of the Company or what the chats was all about, just said she would send me the address after the call.
Went there on Friday, the rest they say is history.
This was 3 months or so after POP.

Daddy Eunice, God bless you wherever you are and continue to keep you safe Sir.