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sharone21:
And some still get guts to compare Naija girls with other black Africans?

All because they reject them for love or dem no measure up.

Naija girls are GOLD.

It is easier to grab a Naija man ( talking of within Africa) by other Africans but not so easy for other Africans to grab gold( Naija girls).

So you don't like the way the thread is looking good and devoid of useless banter, now you want to call out the female and male bashers here to come start their war this sweet Sunday morning abi?

Girl please take ya time

On a very good Sunday morning after Sunday school in Church, someone that I don't even know approached me.

Him: Young man, good morning.
Me: good morning Sir
Him: My daughter said she likes the way you teach her class in Sunday school and she also informed me that you just finished service.
Me: Ha! Thank you Sir.
Him: I understand you studied xyz, would you mind if I get you a place to start off your career?

Me: I don't mind Sir, I will be very grateful Sir
Him: Okay, *brought out a card from his wallet* Please send your CV to that email on the card.
Me: Okay Sir.

I got home after service and forwarded my CV as instructed, fast-forward to Wednesday, received a call from a lady that I have been invited for a chat with some people, didn't even tell me the name of the Company or what the chats was all about, just said she would send me the address after the call.
Went there on Friday, the rest they say is history.
This was 3 months or so after POP.

Daddy Eunice, God bless you wherever you are and continue to keep you safe Sir.

Mummytoo:
Quite unfortunate, forgive her from the bottom of your heart

Thank God the matter didn't escalate

One thing I find very annoying amongst you ladies/female is your hypocrisy.

If it were to be that little witch that shared this story now, people like you would be shouting, castrate him, chop his head off, he should be shot with an Ak.
Now look at you preaching forgiveness, just imagine if the whole stuff had gone beyond control and the young man's life ruined with that allegation.

Bought a kilo of chicken for N1900 in Mile12 yesterday.

Contekbbc:
But liking her doesn't mean I want to marry her or date her.
I just like her personality.
Shey you get?

Loud and clear boss

Contekbbc:
Ok
I like her

Now you're talking my guy, oya Dorwadora over to you, abeg no air this my guy o

Contekbbc:
I like your positive vibes
One can't be sad around an angel like you.

You're just too sweet!
Keep it up,angel

Bros go straight to the point na

This made me remembered a wedding reception in my Church 2yrs ago, sat beside this very pretty and elegant dressed young lady.
I already made up my mind to woo her and see if something serious can start between us, suddenly she brought out her phone and started chatting on WhatsApp. Don't even know what made me took interest in her chats, this lady was telling a guy on the WhatsApp how she enjoyed him fucking the hell out of her before leaving his place and at the same time telling the guy to please wait for her in his house, that she will soon be done here and she wants the guy to give her head and give her goodbye Bleep before she leaves Lagos the next day .... I mean this lady was practically sex chatting beside me and didn't even care that I was staring because I know she saw me staring.

Shook my head and focused on what was going on at the reception.

CountVersailles:
Nigerians are a funny lot. When the police don't do their job, they complain. When the police do their job, they still complain. Complaining seems to be part of their life because they always the one in the right. What that girl did was very wrong, and she should be prosecuted for it as deterrent for many girls who think they hold the power to tweet whatever suits them in order to discredit anyone else, man or woman. How can you say you were being RAPED and KIDNAPPED, when none of that was happening at all. Ha! You should go to jail for that, honestly. And for the guys to forcefully restrain her from leaving their house? They should also be prosecuted for that. Some twitter warriors will soon start saying shebi she tweeted that she was fine. Okay, we haff heard. But what happened to that first tweet when she was basically screaming on Twitter that she was being assaulted, raped and kidnapped. We should just go to sleep and forget that she ever tweeted that? Haba! Nigerians!

In your post, you said she lied by raising false alarm in her tweets that she was being kidnapped and raped, and therefore she ought to be punished for that. Same you in the same post feel the guys should be punished also because of the tweets she made about being assaulted, kidnapped and raped.

You want her punished for raising false alarm and you want the guys also punished for the same false alarm that the unfortunate being raised?

Where exactly do you stand Ma?

Elder4sure:
Brother be bold to say it! ' Education na scam'.

Yes, education na scam, but it was due to education that you could spell 'Education and Scam'... Maybe you think the documents for the deal he just signed were written in Yoruba or language of the streets, also you can tell the owner of the Company Sujimoto that education is scam, I also believe he will agree with you. Go to Banana Island and see the wonders that this Company is building over there, it takes education to come up with such ideas and put them into reality. Maybe you think those engineers that work on Sujimoto's structures all over the country are school dropouts or what have you.
Continue saying Education is scam you hear, if you give birth to Children, that's if you don't have any yet, no need telling them the importance of Education, tell them to pursue a career in music and forget education.


So annoying when you hear this 'Education na Scam' from people who due to one reason or the other are not doing well for themselves now, they resort to shouting 'Education na Scam' everywhere.

amuwo1980:
Any day I see this man any where in the USA I will rush him

Abeg help us make sure say hand meet am well before them separate you from am

Faller:
With that your head wey be like Cone.

Most useless NFF President

See him head like picnic box

Nonsense and clueless leader

With head like Dome

... Na him head you just get problem with

This 2023 go sweet o...
Heat wan finish Amaechi inside those clothes

The way and manner this man keeps hammering on that word 'My ambition', I just hope he wins the primaries because I don't know what will happen to him if he ends up not winning primaries talk more of the main elections.

@Op, shey you sef dey find how you wan cash out with Tinubu's ambition abi?

Because I know these demonic politicians would do anything now to make sure their names are sang with every medium available.

So the dragging and all manner of propaganda has started already??

Anyways, it's good for us the sane Nigerians.
Let them drag and expose themselves, awon ole gbogbo

Good riddance

So the Alfa has jazz to make a ghost starts bringing 5Million naira to you everyday and same Alfa is requesting for 200k to do the concoction

What's stopping the Alfa from doing same charms for himself to become as rich or even richer than Dangote?

Imagine 5Million everyday for 60days

Just come closed to me for 3 days and you will know already that my best food is Fufu and okro soup

I can be kidnapped with that combo

aikyg:
True! We lost the matches in both legs because our coach picked Osimhen as his pointman, instead of Iheanacho, and Osimhen could not score goals. He was just busy displaying and doing fruitless gra gra. Ghana defenders successfully punctured his threats. After Eguavoen, na Osimhen get the closest biggest blame.

Which Iheanacho?
The one that was completely lost in the both legs of the match?

Can Iheanacho stand the ruggedness of Amartey and his partner in that central defence?

Any link to stream this match please

So this is the same Madrid that will beat my darling Chelsea in the UCL

HardMirror:
you are the foooolish person here. Is it not normal for footballers to get injured and recover? Why bring up 62 injure history? Are you sure you are alright this afternoon?

... Bros easy on that guy, with the level of hunger in the land now, i doubt if that guy is okay.

Imagine counting the number of times a player went down with injuries as numbers of players missing.

fergie001:
The letter that was conveyed signalling Buni's transfer of power to Sani Bello is fake and backdated.

Section 82(1) of the new Electoral Act 2022:
Every registered political party shall give the Commission at least 21 days' notice of any Convention, Congress, Conference or meeting convened for the purpose of "merger" and electing members of its executive committees, other governing bodies or nominating candidates for any of the elective offices specified under this Act.

The Black Law's dictionary defines "shall" as
"As used in statutes, contracts, or the like, this word is generally imperative or mandatory

The Supreme Court also defined the word "shall" means.

When the word “shall” is used in a statute it connotes the intendment of the (legislator) that what is contained therein must be done or complied with. It does not give room for manoeuvre of some sort, or evasiveness. Whatever the provision requires to be done must be done, and it is not at all negotiable…” (Muhammadu Buhari v INEC, 2008) per Aloma Mukhtar, JSC (at the time)


The APC CECPC had written to INEC on Feb 02 to hold its Convention on Feb 26, 2022. Due to certain issues, the same APC CECPC wrote to the same INEC on 21st February, 2022:

“Notice for the conduct of zonal congresses”

“This notice supersedes our earlier notice for the National Convention referenced APC/NHDQ/INEC/019/22/14. This is predicated on the evaluation of our party Constitution.”

“In furtherance to Article 85 of the Electoral Act, 2010 (as amended) and compliance with Section 12(6) of our party Constitution, we hereby write to notify the Commission that our great party, the All Progressives Congress has scheduled to hold its Zonal Congresses on Saturday, March 26, 2022.

“Kindly arrange for your officials to monitor the exercise accordingly. While hoping to receive your co-operation, please accept the assurances of our highest esteem,” the notification letter read.
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-apc-postpones-convention

When the issue of adjustment is brought forward, we then x-ray the meaning of supercedes:

The Black Law's dictionary (11th ed.) 2019 define supersedes as: “[t]o annul, make void, or repeal by taking the place of.”

The letter of Feb 02 has therefore been voided. (That counters the adjustment argument)

Let us see S82(5):
Failure of a political party to notify the Commission as stated in Section 82(1) shall render the Convention, Congress, conference or meeting invalid.

NB: This Section 82(5) was not in the old Electoral Act 2010, that was why parties did it the way they liked.

In the old Electoral Act, there is no punishment when you don't inform INEC...in this Electoral Act, Section 82(5) has been added.


My submission..... indispensable85

Broken down for even a kid to understand, God bless you Sir

APC government signed a bill into law, the law became a clog in the wheel of their progress.

To think that we have several lawyers and SANS in that party is something else.

VP is a SAN
Minister of works-SAN
Festus Keyamo-SAN

Even oga Sagay is there, so how did Mr President sign a bill that became a hindrance to his own party?

God is wonderful.

pocohantas:
N200 ginger (- 3 cloves) inside a pot of stew? Goodness gracious. You should have watched how much your mum puts too na. Anyway, the solution is to add more tomatoes and tatashe. But I would advise you pick out the meat and throw the stew away. I am sure it is one terrible stew.

I bought N100 ginger 3 weeks ago and it is still remaining. I divide one big one for my pot of stew.

So my pot of stew gone like that?

I should have just gone with what i know o

Thanks Poco

pocohantas:
How much ginger did you use?
Care to share a picture of the stew?
Can you give a description of this taste that makes you dislike your hardcooked stew?

It may or may not be the fault of the ginger.

About N200 or so. 3 cloves of ginger
Currently not at home, so i can't share any picture now
The taste is so harsh, the taste is nasty.
I don't remember adding anything unusual from what i have been adding to my stew before aside that ginger.

I no even know who send me o

Right thread for me to ask my question.

So i prepared stew yesterday, i have seen my mom grind ginger with her tomatoes before preparing her stew when i was still with her, so i decided to try it yesterday but it seems i added too much of it o because i don't even understand the taste of what i cooked.


In a nutshell, i don go overdo am

Any remedy to salvage the stew? Can't imagine me throwing the stew away o, not with the amount i 'invested' in it and in this period where everything is so expensive and sapa dealing with people.

Yes o, i was a teenager then. Can't remember where i was coming from but i remember i was kicking a peak milk tin on this particular street, just playing around fa. I kicked the tin and it went straight under a packed car, suddenly i saw this useless Dog coming out from underneath the Car and charged at me like something that just took Ogogoro.

I ran like a mad man that day, luckily for me, my house was the third street from this particular street, the werey dog chased me to my house o, i was so scared and my heart beating like someone who was staring at death because of the violent way the Dog was chasing me. The dog was able to get my falling boxer and tore it.

How i escaped the madness of that Dog is something i can't explain till today.

Even as an adult now, i don't joke with any dog o, oga hold your dog o, don't just tell me ' e no dey bite'. Na you and the dog get that agreement abi na you just dey conclude on behalf of the dog?
I don't even go to any Compound with a Dog and i don't go close to any gate with 'Beware of Dog' sign.

70% of my monthly salary takes care of my annual rent, i no dey do pass myself.

Somebody tell Putin that he will rot in hell, he is the reason why Roman wants to sell my darling Club to those useless American investors

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Stop acting like a kid pls..it's embarrassing..a lady kissing you doesn't mean she's into you..
Is this the first time a lady walked up to you and kissed you..it's very normal..

Just greetings nothing else..

Normal?

What's normal about a lady walking up to someone that's not her acquaintance and planting a kiss on his cheek?

So I can walk up to a female colleague in my Office and kiss her on her cheek abi?

Abi which kind mumu talk be this

I will applaud this administration for the 2nd Niger Bridge by the time they complete and inaugurate it.

Previous administrations actually played politics with that bridge.